Siheyuan starts from the death of Shazhu

The whole courtyard.

The Jia family and Xu Damao have the most serious conflicts.

Even without the two witnesses, the third aunt and the second aunt, Xu Damao would still point suspicion at the Jia family.

While Xu Damao was running to the toilet one after another, Jia Zhang kept sarcastically speaking all kinds of unpleasant words to Xu Damao. The meaning behind his words was that Xu Damao had offended their Jia family, and God couldn't bear to see it.

The god of plague was sent down to deal with Xu Damao.

Flies in the toilet.

The Jia family is specifically seeking death.

Silly Zhu casually threw the croton powder aside.

A sheep also herds.

I also raise two pigs.

Before leaving this morning, the deaf old lady from the backyard suddenly came to the door, carrying a piece of pork weighing half a catty, and said that she had not eaten the food cooked by Sha Zhu for a long time. She knew that Sha Zhu had to feed Yu Yu and his life was tight.

, he took the pork and asked Shazhu to help him cook it.

Dozens of neighbors came face to face.

The deaf old lady brought pork with her.

Silly Zhu is really hard to refuse.

In addition, he had something to ask Xu Damao.

This morning I offended the deputy station elder and deputy.

Then that pure villain.

I will definitely have to make some calculations in the future.

Silly Zhu is ready to nip the threat in the cradle. Don't wait for the old deputy to get up and deal with Silly Zhu. Silly Zhu is ready to rush to kill the old deputy before he gets up.

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Zhao Benshan said this in his sketch "Selling Guai".

Need to be prepared in advance.

Knocking down the old lieutenant is the amount of advance that Shazhu has.

Xu Damao is a pure person. When it comes to overthrowing his old deputy, Silly Zhu, who can't think of a way for a while, can only ask Xu Damao for advice.

Silly Zhu turned around and greeted He Yuyu, who had just returned from school, and asked He Yuyu to help soak the piece of pork that the deaf old lady brought in the salt water, saying that he would make a salted pork slice for the deaf old lady.

Then he and Xu Damao started cooing in a low voice.

He Yuyu, who had become a fat little pig, put the pork in the iron basin according to Sha Zhu's instructions, and scooped a few ladles of cold water into the iron basin. While looking for salt, he saw Sha Zhu.

He mistook the croton flour thrown on the table casually and mistakenly thought it was salt. He Yuyu spread the croton flour evenly on the pork. He also imitated He Daqing's cooking method and poked a lot of pork with a pin.

The tiny needle holes ensure that the croton powder, which she thinks is salt, can flavor the pork.

Silly Zhu, who had his back to He Yuyu, had no idea what was wrong. He would make a dish of croton pork for the deaf old lady, which made the deaf old lady feel like Xu Damao and fell down all afternoon.

In the latrine, we ate so happily.

This is something.

Silly Zhu now really regarded himself as a studious primary school student, and humbly asked Xu Damao for advice on this unethical method with full sincerity.

People are humane.

Ghosts have their own ways.

To deal with the villain and the old deputy, the villain Xu Damao has to take action.

"Xu Damao, this is what happened. If it were you, what would you do?"

After telling the story, Silhu looked at Xu Damao eagerly.

Xu Damao is Si Zhu’s life-saving straw now.

Replace it with someone else.

If there is a way, there is a way; if there is no way, there is no way.

However, Xu Damao did the opposite and asked Zhou Xianghong if she was good-looking, if she was a very beautiful girl, and if she was known as the flower of waste.

A lustful nature.

Hopeless.

Silly Zhu, who had a head as big as a bucket, did not have the leisure to discuss with Xu Damao whether Zhou Xianghong was good-looking or not, and whether he had the reputation of being a good-for-nothing courtesan. He said hurriedly: "Xu Damao, let's talk about serious matters."

"What I'm talking about is serious business." Xu Damao pointed at Silly Zhu with a malicious expression, "Silly Zhu is indeed my brother Xu Damao. In some respects, the two of us have a clear understanding of each other."

"Stop talking nonsense, do you still want me to cook for you? Just think of a way quickly."

Xu Damao’s old saying.

The topic turned to Zhou Xianghong's beauty again.

"Is Zhou Xianghong good-looking or not?"

"You can't live without a woman?"

Looking at Sha Zhu's expression, he knew that Sha Zhu had misunderstood what he meant, and Xu Damao forced out a look of disgust.

"You, being my brother is a big deal. My old mate kicked out his first wife, and when he saw Zhou Xianghong, he expressed his desire to become a lifelong partner. This guy must be a Zhu Bajie."

"What do you mean?"

"Brother, why are you so stupid? The old man likes women. If Zhou Xianghong is a beautiful girl and she invites the old man to dinner, will he come? After dinner, do you want to give Zhou Xianghong a ride? On the way, Zhou Xianghong

If you shout loudly, guess what the result will be."

Silly Zhu took a breath of cold air.

Deal with the matter with the old deputy.

He turned to Xu Damao to make up his mind, and he really found the right person.

The legendary fairy jump.

It can also be called fishing law enforcement.

Use Zhou Xianghong to fish out the old deputy. When the time comes, Zhou Xianghong shouts loudly and they all rush out. The old deputy estimates that it is really two hundred and fifty.

Absolutely.

Now there is a problem.

How to convince Zhou Xianghong.

That girl also has a bad temper. She slapped the old deputy into a pig's head this morning.

"Silly Zhu, do you think this method will work?"

"OK."

"Brother, I will go with you then."

Silly Zhu looked directly at Xu Damao. He now suspected that Xu Damao's motive for going with him was for the normal implementation of the plan, or because he was going after Zhou Xianghong.

The old mate is Teddy.

Xu Damao is also a Teddy.

"Shazhu, what about your son?"

"Xu Damao." Silly Zhu raised his thumb, "You."

"I suddenly remembered something, why are you asking me to make up my mind?"

"Know yourself and your enemy and you will be victorious in any battle. When dealing with villains, you have to make decisions against them."

The smile on Xu Damao's face.

Gone instantly.

A stupid fool.

I won’t give you any advice next time.

"Stop being so embarrassed, I'll make you some cabbage soup later. It's specially designed to treat diarrhea."

Silly Zhu thought that Xu Damao might be needed in the future, so he resorted to the trick of giving a sweet date with a slap in the face, and used cabbage soup to cure his stomachache and teased Xu Damao.

Treated Xu Shamao as a test subject.

He stood up and shouted to He Yuyu, who was tinkering with pork not far away.

"Has the rain soaked the meat yet?"

"alright."

"You put the meat on the eucalyptus board and pour out the water in the basin, and I'll cook."

The misunderstood mother took the misunderstanding home, the misunderstanding really came home.

By various chances and coincidences.

Silly Zhu made the salted pork slices into sliced ​​crotons. The moment he was holding a kitchen knife and wanted to intercept two taels of pork, Silly Zhu somehow gave up the idea of ​​intercepting the deaf old lady's pork.

A difference of thought.

This prevented him and Yu Yu from ending up in the same fate as Xu Damao, and also prevented Xu Damao from being drugged twice, and let the deaf old lady bear everything on her own.

The deaf old lady ate all the pork that Silly Zhu brought that had been soaked in croton water for more than ten minutes, and finally licked the big bowl of meat with her tongue without giving up.

Xu Damao was knocked down by Croton.

What's more, the deaf old lady who had already stepped on the coffin had one foot in the coffin. After Silly Zhu went to work, the deaf old lady was sitting at the aunt's house chatting with her. Her stomach started to make a lot of noise, and she started to fart first, in a series of farts.

, muffled farts, big smelly farts, one after another.

The fart is filled with the smell of pork.

The eldest mother scolded her secretly.

The dead old lady is not a good person. Half a pound of pork went into the deaf old lady's belly, and she didn't even mention sharing it with Auntie and Yi Zhonghai.

It's not just the food and drinks that Aunt Ma holds grudges about, it's the fact that she feels that her efforts have not been reciprocated.

As small as a courtyard house or as large as an alley, everyone knows that the daily life of the deaf old lady is taken care of by the aunt. The deaf old lady carries half a catty of pork and asks Shazhu to help process it.

It was like a slap in the face to Yi Zhonghai and his wife.

There is a fourth-level technician in the steel rolling mill, and a big man in the courtyard. The deaf old lady's behavior of carrying pork and letting Silly Zhu help cook is explaining to countless people that Yi Zhonghai and his wife abused the deaf old lady and refused to give her.

The old lady ate meat, so she forced the deaf old lady to buy her own meat, and asked Silly Zhu to help her cook.

This was unacceptable to Yi Zhonghai and his wife, who had always been good-looking and focused on character. During lunch, although Yi Zhonghai did not tell his aunt clearly, her aunt could still tell from Yi Zhonghai's face that Yi Zhonghai had feelings for the deaf old lady.

I felt dissatisfied with having Sha Zhu cook meat dishes for me to eat.

I felt inexplicably happy.

On the matter of adopting a child.

The biggest resistance actually comes from the deaf old lady, who has been instilling in Yi Zhonghai the concept that adoption is not as good as finding someone to take care of him in old age.

"Old lady, are you okay?"

The word "ba" just came out of my mouth.

A chirping sound came from the aunt's ears, and then the room was filled with a pungent stench.

Visible to the naked eye.

There was this faint yellowish thing dripping down the deaf old lady's trouser legs.

No matter how stupid a aunt is, she still knows what's going on.

The deaf old lady is having trouble.

In a panic, the deaf old lady ran to the toilet a few minutes after changing her pants. She went back and forth several times. In the end, her legs were so weak that she fell into the latrine. If she hadn't been discovered in time, the deaf old lady would probably have died.

I will feel completely comfortable eating in the latrine.

There are just a bunch of idle old women in the courtyard who are good at gossiping. They go into the latrine and get the deaf old lady to come up.

The deaf old lady fell into the pit.

No matter what, I have to find a man for help.

The aunt ran to the steel rolling mill to call Yi Zhonghai.

A couple of more than twenty years.

She knows what Yi Zhonghai wants.

The deaf old lady fell into the latrine, which was a good opportunity to build up Yi Zhonghai's reputation, and the aunt must firmly seize it. After hearing that the deaf old lady fell into the latrine, Yi Zhonghai put down what he was doing to make a living and acted like a fool.

He ran back to the courtyard.

May.

Spring is warm and flowers are blooming.

The pit is no exception.

Not only does it smell bad, but it also looks disgusting.

Yi Zhonghai didn't know what he was thinking, so he asked someone to go to the scrapyard to call Silly Zhu.

In the scrapyard, Silly Zhu was wondering why Zhou Xianghong didn't come. When he heard Yi Zhonghai sending someone to call him to go back and fish out the deaf old lady who had fallen into the latrine, thoughts suddenly came to her mind.

The deaf old lady fell into the pit.

The hypocrite calls Silly Zhu back.

Even if you think about it with your toes, you can figure out the reason why the hypocrite called you to go back. Apart from going down to fish for the deaf old lady, there is something else.

No.

there is always a solution to a problem.

Silly Zhu decisively refused the proposal to go back to fish for the deaf old lady on the grounds that he was busy with work.

Refusal was his intention, but it was also a routine. Shazhu used the excuse to test the old deputy who was present. He wanted to see what the old deputy would do.

It's like pretending not to hear, hiding the hatred in your heart, and slowly drawing on it.

It's better to make use of the topic. Revenge doesn't last overnight.

Based on the reaction of the old deputy, it was determined how to implement Xu Damao's plan to detain the feces in the basin.

The two choices A and B are correct.

The old deputy chose B.

That is the latter.

The old deputy, who had been scolded by Silly Zhu for a long time in the morning, thought this was the perfect opportunity for him to deal with Silly Zhu. He kidnapped Silly Zhu with a smiling moral, and talked a lot of irrelevant nonsense. What is saving one life better than making a mistake?

Seven-level pagoda, national conditions of which country, etc.

After learning the answer, Silly Zhu took advantage of the slope to get off the donkey, and rode his bicycle away from the scrap station.

I didn’t go back to fish for the deaf old lady.

Only when your brain is wet will you go back to fish for stupid shit like a deaf old lady.

Silly Zhu ran to several nearby pharmacies.

In the morning, there were few sightseeings.

In the afternoon, the deaf old lady ran around.

At noon, Silly Zhu made meat dishes that the deaf old lady liked.

Do this as early as possible.

Silly Zhu got the answer he wanted at the pharmacy closest to the courtyard. Xu Damao's guess was correct. The owner of the croton powder was none other than Jia Zhang. The old Qianpo resented Xu Damao and gave Xu Damao half of the medicine.

Neighbors saw her entering Xu Damao's house and threw the remaining half of her croton flour at the scene of the incident.

One hundred percent pig brain.

Buying croton flour harmed Xu Damao.

But she bought croton powder at the nearest drugstore in Siheyuan and left her real name, Jia Zhang of Hongxing Siheyuan.

If criminals are as stupid as Jia Zhang, the police comrades will have a lot less worry.

Silly Zhu intercepted the little girl on the way home from school and dealt with her casually outside before slowly returning to the courtyard.

Even if you have a meeting, you have to have a full stomach.

Only when you have a full stomach can you have the strength to fight those bastards.

In Shazhu’s cognition.

Tonight's compound meeting is destined to be anything but ordinary.

Riding a bicycle and carrying He Yuyu, I returned to the courtyard.

The scene in front of him was exactly as Silly Zhu expected.

In addition to the appearance of a courtyard meeting, the Siheyuan also has a face that is extremely gossipy. Among the crowd, the most eye-catching person is naturally the angry hypocrite Yi Zhonghai.

He clearly sent someone to call Si Zhu, and Si Zhu's leader also told Si Zhu to come back and get the deaf old lady. Yi Zhonghai stood by the pit and waited for Si Zhu for an hour. If he hadn't worried about his reputation if he waited,

In the end, Yi Zhonghai had no choice but to go down to the latrine alone and lift up the deaf old lady who even dogs despised.

During the period of caring for the deaf old lady.

Yi Zhonghai really suffered a great crime.

Some of the rubbish on the deaf old lady's body fell on the hypocrite's head, and some got into the hypocrite's mouth.

After rescuing the deaf old lady.

Yi Zhonghai had been bathing in the bathhouse for a full hour, but the unpleasant stench had not been washed away.

Watching everyone stay away from his posture.

Yi Zhonghai is depressed.

Do I really stink that much?