Siheyuan starts from the death of Shazhu

Yi Zhonghai is dead!

This was the first reaction of the neighbors when the aunt's shouts came into their ears.

Yi Zhonghai was pissed to death by his neighbors!

When the neighbors heard the aunt screaming, they all had second thoughts in their minds.

Never mind the former.

Or the latter.

There is a main thread running through them all.

Yi Zhonghai was about to die, and their neighbors became the primary factors that single-handedly contributed to Yi Zhonghai's death. They all witnessed the scene of Yi Zhonghai vomiting blood.

Causes of vomiting blood.

It's because more than 20 families donated a total of 500 yuan to Yi Zhonghai. Based on the purchasing power of 10,000 yuan per pound of rice some time ago, the neighbors in the courtyard kindly donated 5 yuan of rice to Yi Zhonghai.

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Or don't donate.

Or donate more.

A group of people together donated a total of five yuan of rice, which was not enough to feed the chickens. They also gave it to people to eat. They slapped the face of the innocent Yi Zhonghai and pinned the good-looking Yi Zhonghai into the mud. No wonder Yi Zhonghai was angry.

He vomited blood and fainted.

Be them instead.

He also has to be caught blind.

anyway.

The person who came up with this idea.

Quite immoral.

It was like stabbing Yi Zhonghai in the body.

With a crash, everyone started to move, those wearing clothes put on clothes, and those wearing trousers put on trousers. Yi Zhonghai was about to die, and as a neighbor of the courtyard, it was natural for him to go and see.

Some wanted to see the situation, see if Yi Zhonghai was really going to die, and take away their own responsibilities. Liu Haizhong and Yan Fugui took the lead, and Sha Zhu and Xu Damao added fuel to the fire. They were just sympathizers. According to

According to the principle that wrongdoers have their faults and debts have their owners, if you really want to find someone to settle the blame, it would be Liu Haizhong, Shazhu, and Xu Damao.

This is what some people think, and some people just want to eat.

In the years when materials were scarce, most people had no money in their stomachs, and they were not like Silly Zhu, who earned a lot of money and only had to support a younger sister. Improving their lives has really become a luxury wish for some people, and they only eat a meal during the Chinese New Year.

Meat dumplings and a feast became their only chance to improve their lives.

With all kinds of ulterior thoughts, the neighbors all dressed up and went to Yi Zhonghai's house to check on the situation.

In more than 20 households.

The first person to arrive at Yi Zhonghai's house was the old lady with small feet in the backyard and the deaf old lady who was the ancestor of the compound.

He was on crutches, and there were marks on his body where he had fallen to the ground, and his face was stained with something similar to chicken manure or maybe dog feces.

Look, the old deaf lady was frightened.

His face was pale and his body was shaking.

The deaf old lady who entered Yi Zhonghai's house had a look of concern on her face and immediately looked at Yi Zhonghai.

Think about it.

Everyone expressed understanding.

If something happened to Yi Zhonghai and he died or became disabled, the person who would suffer the most would probably not be the aunt, but the anxious deaf old lady who broke into Yi Zhonghai's house.

The lonely old deaf lady has only two things on her mind right now.

The first thought is, who will provide for her in her old age? The deaf old lady doesn’t want to die alone and helpless in the house, with no one to help her with her affairs, let alone someone to wear sackcloth and mourn her, and she also doesn’t want to have no one to help her during the New Year and festivals.

She went to the grave to burn paper.

The second thought is how to enjoy one's old age comfortably. The old age of a deaf lady is different from other people's old age. Two needs need to be met. On the one hand, the old lady's appetite is satisfied, which is to eat well, drink well, and finally

Being served delicious delicacies, on the other hand, enjoying the warm family scene of being cared for and surrounded by children and grandchildren.

In the heart of the deaf old lady, Yi Zhonghai is her son, the aunt is her daughter-in-law, and Silly Zhu naturally becomes her grandson. She never forgets to instill in Yi Zhonghai the idea that Silly Zhu is the best person to provide care for Yi Zhonghai.

, this is the starting point of the deaf old lady.

As for why it's not Jia Dongxu, the deaf old lady doesn't like Jia Zhang's personality, nor does she look down on Jia Dongxu. Jia Dongxu has his own mother, why should he serve you, a dead old lady who has no blood relationship, as his ancestor? You idiot.

Father He Daqing ran away.

under various factors.

Silly Zhu came into the eyes of the deaf old lady.

Essentially.

The deaf old lady's kindness to Sha Zhu was also due to her selfishness. In her previous life, she locked Sha Zhu and Lou Xiao'e in a room in order to make Sha Zhu treat Lou Xiao'e like raw rice.

The starting point was to get the property from Lou Xiaoe's family, hoping to use the property from Lou Xiaoe's family to realize the old deaf lady's idea of ​​eating all over the capital.

It boils down to two words.

Selfish.

These all have a basis.

Nothing can happen to Yi Zhonghai, and if something happens to the hypocrite, the deaf old lady has no extra energy and time to calculate other people who can provide for her in her old age. It concerns her own interests, so she is naturally extremely anxious.

As soon as the person entered the door, the deaf old lady deliberately faced the eldest mother with her concerned and seemingly injured cheek, taking the opportunity to show her concern for Yi Zhonghai and to ask for credit and reward.

"Lao Yi's wife, what happened to Zhonghai? Don't scare me, nothing can happen to Zhonghai."

"Old lady, even if I'm messing around, I won't mess around with you on this matter." A mother's crying voice sounded, pointing to the dizzy Yi Zhonghai in her arms, and said: "Look, Old Yi...

They are all unconscious."

Yi Zhonghai recounted in detail what happened when he woke up and fainted.

Only then did the deaf old lady realize that Yi Zhonghai had fainted out of anger because of the five hundred dollars.

I sighed in my heart.

It's all because of money.

She casually put the five hundred yuan on the table into her pocket.

No matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat.

The excuse given was that he did not want Yi Zhonghai to be hurt again.

The aunt didn't say anything. The five hundred yuan was not yet in her eyes. The deaf old lady took it as soon as she took it. She regarded the deaf old lady as her backbone and asked how to deal with it, whether to use folk medicine or give it away.

Hospital.

The deaf old lady didn't even give a useful answer.

Liu Haizhong's neighbors all poured into the house at this time, and Xu Damao and Sha Zhu were also crowded in the crowd.

Looking at Yi Zhonghai, who was lying in the arms of his aunt with a purple face and an angry face, Shazhu was confused.

Look at the situation of Yizhonghai.

He looked ready to die at any moment.

Is the hypocrite going to die?

A creepy feeling came to Shazhu's heart. If Yi Zhonghai really died, Shazhu, as the initiator of Yi Zhonghai's donation event, would probably be unable to eat anything.

The reputation must also be bad.

This is one aspect.

on the other hand.

The hypocrite Yi Zhonghai, nicknamed the Moral Heavenly Lord, is an expert in moral kidnapping. He is an indispensable beast in the courtyard. Together with Jia Zhang, Qin Huairu, Liu Haizhong, the deaf old lady, and Xu Damao, they are collectively called a nuisance.

Two birds and three evils.

Without Yi Zhonghai’s courtyard house, can it still be a courtyard house?

Those things that Silly Zhu predicted could not happen anymore, which essentially changed the direction of the situation.

"died?"

People's eyes fell on Shazhu.

Silly Zhu secretly complained in his heart. He hunted geese all day long, but his eyes were pecked by wild geese. Someone screamed and died, and then people put a shit basin on Silly Zhu's head.

This is the one who takes the blame.

injustice.

"I didn't say that."

"I prove." Xu Damao testified, "Si Zhu didn't say that."

Silly Zhu glared at Xu Damao with disgust.

Turtle Sun testifies.

It's better not to testify.

When Xu Damao didn't come forward, people believed him. When Xu Damao came forward, people all didn't believe him.

Popularity.

Unprecedentedly good.

Xu Damao.

thank you.

"Don't say a few words, I will stand in front of Sha Zhu." Yan Fugui borrowed the apron for Sha Zhu, "The words "die" came from behind."

"What are you doing? I'm fine, but I'm still angry, so you just hope that I'll die. What do you mean? You can't think like that if you want to eat."

Many people snorted in their hearts. They just came here to eat, and they wished Yi Zhonghai would die soon.

Some old bachelors also set their sights on Aunt Ma. After Yi Zhonghai died, Aunt Ma was a widow, and they had someone to pursue.

"Silly Zhu, you should stop saying a few words and don't take things for granted. These words are unlucky. What's going on with Lao Yi?"

He raised his bangs and asked carefully.

He was worried that Yi Zhonghai had some shortcomings and good points.

Donation thing.

It was Sha Zhu who encouraged him.

At that time, only Sha Zhu and Liu Haizhong were present, and there was no third person.

In other words.

If Yi Zhonghai is really angry to death because of the donation, Liu Haizhong will not end well. Silly Zhu can throw the shit basin on his head. Many people in the compound meeting heard and watched

When we arrived, it was Liu Haizhong who suggested donating money and materials to Yi Zhonghai.

This is the witness and physical evidence.

The deaf old lady recounted what the eldest mother had just told her to Liu Haizhong and the others. The two women couldn't do anything, whether it was home remedies or sent to the hospital, it all had to be done by the men in the hospital.

Let's help each other.

"So Lao Yi fainted."

The heart hanging in the air in the bangs.

Barely landed on the ground.

Fainting meant that he was not dead and could still be saved. He secretly made up his mind that in the future, he would be more careful with Sha Zhu's suggestions.

Too immoral.

Yi Zhonghai almost got angry to death.

After a pause for thought, Liu Haizhong made a suggestion to Auntie to wake up Yi Zhonghai first.

"Which one is that among people?"

"The middle of the human body."

His eyes fell where they shouldn't.

A wave of hand.

Just take action.

"Below the nose." Silly Zhu, who couldn't see the difference, corrected him, "Above the upper lip."

The aunt pressed her thumb and pinched Yi Zhonghai's middle.

Unsuccessful.

Yi Zhonghai is still unconscious.

in the crowd.

Someone yelled, saying that Yi Zhonghai needs to be sent to the hospital because of his current condition. If it continues to be delayed, there is no telling what will happen to Yi Zhonghai, and the fake death will become a real death, and the neighbors in the courtyard will really have to eat.

.

Liu Haizhong panicked.

The eldest mother was shocked.

The deaf old lady was anxious.

Yi Zhonghai cannot die.

"Send him to the hospital quickly and find a truck." Liu Haizhong, as the steward, directed everyone to get busy, "Get Lao Yi on the truck and send him to the hospital."

Human life is at stake.

It must be taken seriously.

"The life and death of Lao Yitou is unknown now. We are not doctors. If Lao Yitou is unable to move or bear any bumps in his current condition, we will take him to the hospital on a trolley. When we get to the hospital, the doctor said that he was fine at first.

If something happens to us, who will bear the responsibility?"

These words coming from the crowd made Liu Haizhong and the others stunned on the spot. Several people who were clamoring to find the cart were also speechless and motionless.

What people say makes sense.

After all, they are laymen.

The silly pillar that pinched the person's back reminded him where the person was. At first, he really went for that, and almost turned Yi Zhonghai into a eunuch.

"Lao Liu, please save our Lao Yi. You two used to have a good relationship."

Silly Zhu snorted coldly in his heart.

I don’t think even the big yellow dogs in the courtyard would believe this.

Liu Haizhong and Yi Zhonghai had a close relationship. The two fought in the steel rolling mill and in the courtyard, but they just didn't break their skin.

Still have a good relationship?

It will really put your face on the line.

Pooh.

Good people don't live long, disasters live for thousands of years, and a moral deity who smokes with immorality cannot die so easily.

"I think Lao Yitou needs to use folk remedies now."

Everyone's eyes.

Gathered on Shazhu’s body.

Don't say it.

It’s not a bad idea to try some folk remedies.

What is the specific reason?

Just because of this folk remedy, it is so biased that it will make your scalp tingle and make you feel confused.

"Yes, yes, try some folk remedies." Xu Damao said: "I went to the countryside to play a movie. People said that once a person faints, he cannot wake up. I found two sledgehammers and a stone. I put the stone on the person and shouted

Two good guys used sledgehammers to hit the rocks, and through the buffering of the rocks, the force of the sledgehammers was applied to the person, slowly waking them up."

"Xu Damao, the folk remedy you mentioned doesn't work. The folk remedy I've heard is this. If the old man faints and can't wake up, let's find a rope, tie him up, hang him from the beam, and beat him hard with a feather duster.

, keep beating until the old man wakes up, whenever he wakes up, when not to hit him. The home remedy of hitting the stone with a hammer to wake up the old man is not effective, it is a stone and a sledgehammer, why not just slap the old man a few times

Give me a big slap and keep slapping me until I wake up."

"How many slaps does this have to take? Doesn't your hand hurt? Even if your hand doesn't hurt, my face still hurts."

"Find a wooden board and slap the old man on the face with it, so that your hands won't hurt."

The folk remedy started the conversation among the neighbors.

Xu Damao, Liu Guangtian, Yan Jiefang and others opened their mouths one by one and talked about the folk remedies they had heard from somewhere.

It's not about tying stones.

Just use a feather duster.

Some people also suggested feeding donkey urine.

It is said that this folk remedy has been verified by others. In Anqiu Dingxiang Tower, Captain Jia of the detective team learned about this folk remedy from a wandering doctor and used this folk remedy on Anqiu's second-in-command Hei Teng Guisan. Afterwards, Jia Gui

Hei Teng Guisan suffered a lot of big mouths.

Subject to conditions.

There is no donkey urine or donkey dung eggs.

The proposer shrewdly changed the words donkey dung, eggs and donkey urine into dog feces and dog urine. The reason given was that they were all made by animals, so why can't they be used?

The eldest mother was a little unhappy and thought to herself: You are treating Yi Zhonghai's mouth as a cesspit. She found that people who talk about folk remedies are a bit adding insult to injury.

It really is.

They are all taking the opportunity to retaliate against Yi Zhonghai.

"Auntie, we are really not bullying the uncle on purpose. Folk remedies have their own reasons. There is nothing wrong with giving the uncle a prescription of dog feces and dog urine. The excrement of bats, whose scientific name is luminous sand, is a traditional Chinese medicine.

, Bat guano is a traditional Chinese medicine, and dog excrement is also a traditional Chinese medicine. Don’t panic, I’ll get it now.”

This dear friend turned around and walked out.

It lasted for a minute.

He came back with a small jar in his hand.

Silly Zhu looks familiar.

Chamber pot.

Without waiting for the aunt's consent, she opened Yi Zhonghai's closed mouth with her hands, pointed the spout of the chamber pot at Yi Zhonghai's mouth, and started drinking.

Pungent odor.

Filled the whole house.

Many people frowned, held their breath, and watched eagerly as the man was cooking Yi Zhonghai, pouring something into Yi Zhonghai's mouth, and then finding a kuai to pour the contents into Yi Zhonghai's mouth.

He pushed hard inside.

Silly Zhu felt uncomfortable looking at it.

Not to mention the feelings of the person involved, Yi Zhonghai.

Deqi fainted.

Otherwise it will be another hardship.

I don't know whether it was the smell that had the effect, or whether the kuaizi hurt Yi Zhonghai. Yi Zhonghai fainted on the kang, with tears faintly oozing out of the corners of his eyes.

Someone with sharp eyes saw it.

The room suddenly turned into a sea of ​​excitement.

"The elder was so moved that he cried. This shows that the folk remedy is effective."

The man who fed Yi Zhonghai the dog urine and shit went out with the chamber pot, walked around for a while, and came back and said there was no more dog shit or dog urine. He was wondering if he should go to the compound next door to find some.

Silly Zhu stopped this dear friend's proposal.

Even if disasters are easy for Zhonghai, we can't just rely on you to bring disasters to you alone.

Everyone has a share.

Everyone participates.

Everyone is here, you can finish it by yourself, and there is nothing left for us to do, so why are we here?

"Since the folk remedy is effective, I have a trick in mind." Silly Zhu looked around at everyone, "Some time ago, when I was working at the scrap station, someone told me that if someone fainted, it would be best to drink some child urine. I heard that some people are sick and eat

The boy's urine was used to boil eggs, and the boy's urine was even used as a primer for boiling medicine."

Aunt Ma feels that Shazhu’s proposal is more reliable than the one just now.

The matter of children peeing.

I've heard it before.

The deaf old lady also agreed.

Not long.

A dozen little kids in the courtyard who were seven or eight years old or even five or six years old were taken to Yi Zhonghai's house, and Yi Zhonghai's mouth was treated like a latrine. In addition to peeing, he still peeed.

I want to ask if there are any results.

Hard to say.

Anyway, while the children were peeing, Yi Zhonghai, who was unconscious, had tears streaming from the corners of his eyes. It seemed that more and more tears were flowing. In addition, Yi Zhonghai's belly was also swollen, and he looked like...

Like a pregnant woman who is six months pregnant.

Someone wants to vomit.

Some people are still thinking of continuing to use folk remedies to treat Yi Zhonghai.

Shit filled.

The dog pissed.

The child drank urine.

What else can be done?

Acupuncture therapy.

This acupuncture is not acupuncture. The places punctured are not the acupoints all over Yi Zhonghai's body. The places punctured are the areas between Yi Zhonghai's toes, which can be considered acupuncture points.

The needles used were not the silver or gold needles used by other doctors. The needles used by the old ladies in the hospital to sew clothes were used as acupuncture needles.

In order to show support for Yi Zhonghai.

Yan Fugui donated his Erguotou.

A quarter of the bottle of white wine and three-quarters of cold water are combined into a whole bottle of white wine mixed with water.