Siheyuan starts from the death of Shazhu

Chapter 168: I want to sit on Swallow Li San

Silly Zhu and Yu Li are newly married.

Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e debated the evidence today.

The four of them got together.

There are so many topics to talk about.

Silly Zhu and Xu Damao have men's experiences to exchange.

Lou Xiao'e and Yu Li have women's secrets to share.

The two of them got together, each whispering something, while occasionally glancing at him or her not far away with their eyes.

Silly Zhu wanted to know whether Lou Xiao'e and Xu Damao would have no children like they did in their previous life, and return him a child would end in tragedy.

Xu Damao, in turn, wanted to know how Silly Zhu felt as the intimate atmosphere was ruined by the couple. The topic of getting married to a baby some time ago was brought up again by him.

Lou Xiao'e and Yu Li talked to each other about their men and those secret interesting things. When they reached a happy moment, Yu Li smiled and Lou Xiao'e smiled.

Silly Zhu and Xu Damao looked at each other. They really didn't know why the two women were so happy. One giggled and the other chuckled.

The crisp laughter cut through the night sky and flew into Yi Zhonghai's house next door.

The Yi Zhonghai family and the Qin Huairu family, who were sitting around eating dumplings, had their thoughts distorted at that time.

Inside Silly Pillar's house.

How could there be a strange woman's voice?

Could it be that Silly Zhu has learned badly?

Yi Zhonghai, who had evil intentions, immediately made up his mind and went door to door to inform the neighbors that he was going to hold a compound meeting. When the neighbors were about to arrive, the hypocrite deliberately informed Si Zhu last.

There is only one door to the house.

The neighbors were still gathered in the middle courtyard.

If something really happens.

A proper rhythm of social death on the spot.

"Zhuzi, there's a courtyard meeting."

Yi Zhonghai's voice extinguished the interest of Shazhu and the others in chatting. The four of them looked at each other and booed each other. They really didn't understand what kind of trouble Yi Zhonghai was going to make. Could it be that he wanted to set up a courtyard cafeteria?

there is always a solution to a problem.

It's just a matter of picking and choosing.

With doubts, the two newlyweds came out of the house one after another.

Lou Xiao'e walked out in front, and the neighbors looked unfamiliar. They found that they did not recognize this woman, but this woman just walked out of the stupid house. She came out of the house late at night, with her mind wandering around and thinking about herself.

Come to think of it, Shazhu was very flirtatious right after he got married, spending the whole night with this woman in the house.

He blamed Xu Damao for being too wary of his neighbors, fearing that they would come to Lou's house and say bad things about him, ruining his marriage.

From beginning to end, I never told the neighbors in detail. It was understandable that the neighbors didn't know. They didn't know that Lou Xiao'e was Xu Damao's daughter-in-law, and mistakenly thought that Lou Xiao'e was Sha Zhu's concubine.

The hypocrite thought the same way, looking at Lou Xiao'e with a strong sneer in his heart.

As long as the person following behind is Silly Zhu, the hypocrite will attack Silly Zhu first in the name of Silly Zhu's indiscriminate relationship between men and women in the house.

In this current year and month.

Such a reputation!

He was really running to take his life.

Tonight, Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu entered the courtyard, and were seen by Yi Zhonghai. The hypocrite mistakenly thought that Jia Dongxu and Sha Zhu had joined forces, and felt a strong sense of crisis in his heart, so he was so looking forward to Sha Zhu walking out from behind.

pity.

Behind Lou Xiao'e is Xu Damao, behind Xu Damao is Sha Zhu, and behind Sha Zhu is Yu Li.

The hearts of all.

Lost all of a sudden.

Co-writing was not the scene they imagined. Even if they didn't know that Xu Damao married Lou Xiao'e, the fact before them also proved the relationship between Lou Xiao'e and Xu Damao.

"Da Mao, this girl looks strange."

"Master, of course we have to meet each other. She is my wife. The two of us are arguing about certificates today. Do you want me to take out the marriage certificate for you to see?" As Xu Damao spoke, he began to rummage through his satchel, in front of everyone's attention.

Under his eyes, he grabbed a lonely figure with both hands. He had nothing but a marriage certificate. Xu Damao also had a reason, "Why do you see our marriage certificate? Why should we let you see our marriage certificate? If you are not convinced, go to the street."

, go to the security department."

"Da Mao, you're in trouble. Just like you said, you guys are trying to prove your case today. Why are you being so petty with others on such a happy day? A neighbor from the same courtyard doesn't even look up when he sees you." Yi Zhonghai turned to face him.

Lou Xiao'e said: "I am the steward of the Siheyuan. My name is Yi Zhonghai."

"Master Yi, I've heard of you, an eighth-level worker in the steel rolling mill."

"I am Liu Haizhong, the second uncle in charge." Liu Haizhong, who had been suppressed by Yi Zhonghai for a long time, reported his name, "I am a sixth-level forger in the steel rolling mill."

"I've heard your name too."

Yan Fugui did not join in the fun, but Xu Damao introduced Yan Fugui. Lou Xiao'e greeted Yan Fugui with a smile, her tone was obviously more enthusiastic than the previous two uncles, and then she said her name.

"Hello, third uncle, I am Xu Damao's wife, my name is Lou Xiao'e, and my father is Lou Moumou."

I heard that Xu Damao married Lou's sensible daughter.

All the neighbors were filled with infinite envy.

Shareholders of the steel rolling mill.

Rich people.

I heard that people eat white flour pancakes and drink white flour pimple soup every day.

Xu Damao married Lou Xiao'e, who is the uncle of the Lou family. It is estimated that he will soon be eating white flour pancakes and drinking white flour pimple soup every day.

This is the life of gods.

envy, jealousy, hate.

All kinds of emotions flooded into the hearts of the neighbors.

Some people see through things without telling them.

Want face.

Mr. Jia and Zhang both see through and tell the truth.

shameless.

When she heard that Xu Damao had married the daughter of a shareholder of a steel rolling mill, Jia Zhang had an idea. Xu Damao had the conditions to hold a wedding banquet and allow her to eat at it.

"Xu Damao, when will the wedding banquet be held? We are getting married, so we will have a wedding banquet."

Xu Damao frowned slightly.

Unexpectedly, Shazhu really hit the mark.

Just now, Silly Zhu in the house made a bet with Xu Damao, saying that as long as Xu Damao said in front of the neighbors that he married Lou Xiao'e, the neighbors in the courtyard headed by Jia Zhang would definitely ask Xu Damao to hold a wedding banquet.

"Lou Xiao'e is the daughter of a wealthy family. Marriage is a lifelong event, so you can't take it lightly. My old lady thinks it's best to treat the neighbors to a feast for three days. Under the attention of the neighbors, you, Xu Damao, and Lou Xiao'e have become a couple.

, let us neighbors join us in having a good time together, but don’t be like stupid people who are stingy and don’t even hold a wedding banquet when they get married, but just give out a few candies to the neighbors.”

Jia Zhang didn't even think about it.

Who is Xu Damao?

The real villain in the courtyard is a selfish person at heart. When I, Xu Damao, get married, why should I let your neighbors have fun together?

I owe you!

Pooh.

"I won't hold the wedding banquet anymore. I will respond to the call of the street and be diligent and frugal. Today I just take the opportunity of the compound meeting to talk to the neighbors." Xu Damao pointed at Lou Xiao'e, "This is my daughter-in-law Lou Xiao'e. From now on,

Lived in a compound with the neighbors."

In the name of diligence and frugality, if you don’t hold a wedding banquet, no one can say anything bad about the family.

Jia Zhang was helpless and scolded Xu Damao's eight generations of ancestors in her heart. She settled for the next best thing and came up with the idea of ​​wedding candies.

No wedding banquet.

There are always wedding candies.

"It's okay not to hold a wedding banquet, but you can just scatter some wedding candies to the neighbors."

Xu Damao is really cruel. He doesn't even give out wedding candies to his neighbors. He only gives them to Silly Zhu and his wife. As for Jia Zhang and other neighbors, I'm sorry, you are not qualified to eat Xu Damao's wedding candies.

"I discussed it with my wife. Since we are diligent and frugal, we have to do it all at once. We don't have to give out wedding candies. We just need to give my thoughts to the neighbors."

Jia Zhang was numb.

Not given a meal.

We don’t have any wedding candy yet.

Xu Damao, who co-wrote you, is not as good as Silly Zhu. Silly Zhu got married well and even gave our Jia family five fruit candies.

"Xu Damao, you."

"Aunt Jia, do you think I shouldn't be thrifty?"

This hat.

Jia Zhang didn't dare to accept it.

Yi Zhonghai on the side would not let Jia Zhang accept this hat.

Seeing that the situation was tense, the hypocrite stepped forward to smooth things over.

"Xu Damao is getting married. He has a successor to the business of the steel rolling mill. He is diligent and frugal. This is a reflection of our fine traditions. When Xu Damao got married, there was no wedding banquet or wedding candy. I think it is very good. I saw everyone is here. We are now

Let’s have a meeting.” The hypocrite changed his tone and said, “Jia Zhang just told me something, saying that Yu Li scared Bangge and the others so much that they fell down this afternoon. They are all neighbors in the same courtyard...”

Silly Zhu interrupted the hypocrite with a calm expression.

Everyone could tell that Yi Zhonghai was standing up for the Jia family.

Say I can.

It’s not okay to talk about my wife.

"Master, the old man said this, without investigation, you have no right to speak. You didn't investigate, and you don't know the ins and outs of the matter. You just listened to Jia Zhang's one-sided words and threw the shit basin at me.

What does it mean to put a button on my daughter-in-law's head? My daughter-in-law has just married into a courtyard house, and you, along with the neighbors in the courtyard, are trying to show off your power to my daughter-in-law? Isn't it just that when we got married, we didn't have a wedding banquet?"

Silly Zhu glanced at Jia Zhang who was standing aside.

"Aunt Jia is really willing to do anything just to have a bite to eat. Before I got married, did I say in front of the neighbors that I would hold a wedding banquet? As long as I help me get supplies, even if I have two

Yue hangs his tongue and refuses to eat, so I have to satisfy the neighbors' desire to eat."

"Silly Zhu, being stingy means being stingy. Don't give yourself so many excuses. If you sincerely want to treat the neighbors to a feast, you won't deliberately embarrass the elder. If you embarrass the elder, you just don't want to invite the neighbors to a feast.

Xu Damao didn't invite me to the banquet because he was diligent and frugal, what about you? My old lady remembers it clearly, but you never said such a thing!"

"Si Zhu, you are the second cafeteria monitor of the steel rolling mill, how come you are not as good as Aunt Jia?" Xu Damao is an old hermaphrodite. He seems to be talking about Si Zhu, but in fact he is digging a hole for the Jia family, "Look

Look at what Aunt Jia said, how open and clear it is, I admire Aunt Jia for the first time."

Jia Zhang who doesn’t know why.

Hold your head high.

Like a victorious rooster.

"That's right! My old lady put down her words. From today on, our Jia family will not care about banquets, big or small. We will definitely treat the neighbors to a banquet."

Silly pillar's heart.

One move.

Others don't know the truth.

After resurrecting his life, he knew what was going to happen.

Jia Dongxu is dying.

Jia Zhang is going to prepare a banquet.

Looking around, Shazhu couldn't help but wonder. Since it was a courtyard meeting and all members of the courtyard were participating, why was Jia Dongxu not there?

Shazhu probably wouldn't have thought that Yi Zhonghai's behavior of holding a compound meeting would create a rare opportunity for Jia Dongxu.

…

Jia family.

At this time, Jia Dongxu, who was in the house, was racing against time to write a letter.

The content is related to himself.

Once anything unexpected happened to Jia Dongxu, he asked the police to arrest Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu in the letter. He recorded the whole story in the letter, including the relationship between Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai. He might be discovered by Yi Zhonghai and killed.

Silence, etc., recorded verbatim.

This letter will be sent to Jia Zhang in time.

It is considered that Jia Dongxu is not the solution.

Before eating the dumplings just now, Jia Dongxu had already understood the situation. He reminded Jia Zhang, but Jia Zhang didn't take it to heart at all and completely ignored it.

As a last resort.

You can only leave a message.

He would ask Jia Zhang to give the letter to Sha Zhu after she had an accident. Presumably Sha Zhu would understand everything after seeing the letter.

Talking to Silly Pillar about all kinds of bullshit.

He can't stand Sha Zhu and wants to compete with Sha Zhu in everything. But when he has an accident, he still relies on Sha Zhu, his enemy, to help him redress his injustice!

This is probably the biggest irony of Jia Dongxu.

…

In the courtyard.

The scene of the courtyard meeting.

Silly Zhu didn't think much and told the truth about what happened this afternoon.

Since the Jia family is so shameless.

Don't hide it either.

"Master, you just said that my daughter-in-law Yu Li threatened Banggan and Xiaodang of the Jia family. Do you know the cause and effect of the matter?" Silly Zhu raised his voice and said to the surrounding neighbors: "My daughter-in-law went to the toilet.

It only took five or six minutes to complete the calculation. When he came back, he found Banggeng standing outside our door, craning his neck and looking at our house, and Xiaodang standing in the middle yard. When he saw my wife coming back, he shouted, "

When the person came back, Banggeng took Xiaodang and ran away, accidentally falling to the ground."

It's like picking out the wrong reasons to steal something.

Xiaodang, as Banggeng's accomplice, went out for a walk.

Jia Zhang's face.

Pulled it off instantly.

Yi Zhonghai's face.

Suddenly it became gloomy.

One felt that the Jia family had lost someone.

One person felt that he had been humiliated, but Jia Zhang did not tell him these things.

"Silly Zhu, you're talking nonsense. Our family's boss was there to play with Yu Li."

Jia Zhang, who knew her reputation was important, gave a random reason.

Of course she knew what Bangge was going to do, but it was Jia Zhang who was instigating this matter behind her back, saying that Si Zhu had brought a lot of meat sausages when he came back from other places, but Si Zhu was so wicked that he didn't want to share them with his neighbors.

Bangge volunteered to go to Shazhu’s house for a visit.

Jia Zhang praised Banggeng, saying that Banggeng was equivalent to the thief Yanzi Li San who robbed the rich and gave to the poor!

to be honest.

What happened in the afternoon was the failed attempt by Banggeng to be Yanzi Li San.

"Our Bangge is a good boy."

Only Jia Zhang believed this.

The neighbors all took it as a joke.

"Haha." Silly Zhu smiled, "Good boy, Mr. Jia Zhang, don't give your Jia family sticks a pat on the back. Can a good boy take the boss's cabbage? The west's carrots? The thief can steal needles and steal gold.

I understand all this, but I really can’t figure it out, Mrs. Jia Zhang, are you Banggeng’s grandmother? How can you, a grandmother like you who teaches Banggong to steal things and cause trouble to the neighbors every day, say something that is not afraid of offending people?

Your behavior is really not what a grandma should do."

"My grandma is my grandma." Banggeng came out halfway and said to Shazhu: "My grandma said that Yanzi Li San robs the rich and helps the poor. If your family has something but our family doesn't, you have to help our family. If you don't give it,

, I will come and get it myself, I am Yanzi Li San."

Silly stigma.

A good example of a dog's day.

I no longer want to be a good thief, I want to be a swallow Li San.

Just your virtue.

Still be the swallow Li San!

"Swallows and Li San rob the rich and help the poor. The key is that your Jia family is not poor." Xu Damao, an old hermaphrodite, said in a weird voice: "I heard that your Jia family just eats white noodles every day, and the neighbors can just eat a meal during the Chinese New Year."

White flour dumplings, you must be robbing the poor to give to the rich!"

"Our Huairu is pregnant."

"Don't explain. It's not like we don't know. We all saw it. Qin Huairu ate a bowl of noodles, and you, Jia Zhang, and Banggeng ate the rest. If you pay Yanzi and Li San back, aren't you just stealing?"

Siheyuan double fool.

Attack together.

"Master, you are the master in charge of the courtyard, and you are also Jia Dongxu's master. Let me just say one thing. I don't care if it causes trouble for the neighbors. But if it causes trouble for our family, I will go directly to the street. Don't follow me then.

Jia Zhang doesn’t care about my neighbors, I’ll find someone to take care of them.”

Yi Zhonghai's face turned a little ugly.

Silly Zhu was giving him an ultimatum.

Xu Damao kept echoing what Sha Zhu said.

"Master, Shazhu is right, you can't lock the door when neighbors go to the toilet!"

Others also took the opportunity to complain.

The good courtyard meeting suddenly turned into a scene of complaining about the Jia family. Yi Zhonghai finally announced the end of the compound meeting in an anticlimactic manner.

…

The next day.

early morning.

Jia Dongxu took advantage of the opportunity when no one was in the room to solemnly put the letter he wrote yesterday into Mrs. Jia Zhang's hands. He was afraid that Mrs. Jia Zhang would forget it, so he warned her word by word.

"Mom, please keep this letter. If something happens to me, remember my words. You must take this letter to Sha Zhu, and ask Sha Zhu to take this letter to the street and the police, and then

Read the contents of the letter in front of the street and the police, and remember, remember, only you and I know about this matter, Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu, you cannot reveal the truth to them even a word."

Jia Zhang reached out and touched Jia Dongxu's head.

Cool.

No fever.

Why are you talking nonsense?

"Okay, okay, mom knows. If you have an accident, mom will find Si Zhu and ask Si Zhu to hand over the letter to the street and the police. You can't tell outsiders about this matter, including your master Yi Zhonghai and your daughter-in-law Qin Huairu.

Mom will remember it."

"Mom, you must remember my words."

Jia Dongxu before leaving.

Worried, he warned Jia Zhang again.

Don't know why.

His strong feeling of uneasiness was even worse.

When I went to bed last night, I dreamed that I was lying in the coffin, Jia Zhang was lying on the coffin crying, and Qin Huairu was wearing a white dress and a red dress, pretending to cry.

Jia Dongxu looked at the sky, then looked at Jia Zhang reluctantly, and finally left the courtyard with steps.

Behind him is Jia Zhang, who is watching Jia Dongxu's leaving figure.

Mrs. Jia Zhang didn't know that this farewell was an eternal farewell. Jia Dongxu walked there and came back lying down, casually placing Jia Dongxu's letter under the mattress.

He turned around and went to find Qin Huairu.

Don't let any surprises happen.

As soon as Jia Zhang walked away with her front legs, she jumped into the house like a monkey with her hind legs, rummaging through the boxes and cabinets in search of it.

Yesterday at the courtyard meeting, he was ridiculed by Xu Damao, which greatly hurt Bangge's self-esteem and cast a shadow over the future of the Thief Saint.

The Thief Saint decided to be a real Swallow Li San, so he used Jia's house as a place to practice his skills. When he was rummaging through boxes and cabinets, a letter fell into Bang Gang's hands.

Astonishingly, it was the letter from Jia Dongxu explaining his funeral arrangements.

Look at the writing on it.

Bangge was ecstatic, Jia Zhang said that their Jia family had a family secret book.

Could it be that this is the secret book? Hearing footsteps coming from the courtyard, the Thief Saint stuffed the letter into his arms and ran into the courtyard at a brisk pace.

"Banggen, be careful. What time is it now? Why don't you go to school? I'm warning you, go to school quickly, or I'll slap you with a feather duster."

"Grandma, I understand."

Banggan ran to work in a hurry.

"The Prodigal Son of the Siheyuan", please help me read it, thank you

(End of chapter)