Siheyuan starts from the death of Shazhu

I heard that Yan Fugui was going to introduce a daughter-in-law to Yan Jiecheng.

The third aunt’s first thought.

Is this woman good-looking?

But unlike when Yi Zhonghai introduced someone to Sha Zhu, he didn't know whether it was to disgust Sha Zhu or because he had ulterior motives, but actually introduced a fat girl who could eat to Sha Zhu.

Weighing more than 200 kilograms.

He is ugly and does not understand the ways of the world.

When I met the third aunt, she called her an old woman, unlike other girls who had to call me aunt or aunt for the first time.

That girl, not to mention that Sha Zhu didn't like her, even the three aunts felt that she was not a good match for Sha Zhu.

However, Yi Zhonghai wanted Sha Zhu to marry such a girl, which made the neighbors in the courtyard stupid, and also caused the relationship between Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai to break down rapidly.

Yan Jie originally had a quarrel with the Yan family because of Yu Li's incident, and wanted to marry Qin Huairu out of the desire to disgrace the Yan family.

Basically the same meaning.

There must be no more trouble in the Yan family.

"Well-educated and sensible, both parents are overseas Chinese, and his appearance is first-class." Yan Fugui pointed his hand towards the middle courtyard, "Qin Huairu is not qualified to carry someone else's shoes."

"Can the boss agree?"

"The reason why he is making trouble with us is because he thinks Yu Li is pretty good. If we find him a woman who is on par with Yu Li, why does he have any objections?"

"Dad, according to your opinion, how much will it cost us then? Where will they live? They can't share a room with us. It's too inconvenient."

"What do you think of the deaf old lady's house in the backyard?"

The third aunt was shocked.

That's a haunted house.

"What I want is to move the Jia family to the deaf old lady's house, and our eldest son will get married in the original house of the Jia family."

"Can it be done?"

"It all depends on people. I guess there are a lot of people eyeing the deaf old lady's house, so let's do some calculations in advance and see how we're going to handle this matter."

At the same time, the Yan family was thinking about a courtyard house.

Yi Zhonghai inside the detention center started his shift.

Starting at eight o'clock.

He stood for more than four hours.

Later in the night.

Yi Zhonghai finally completed the so-called duty.

If those people hadn't been worried that Yi Zhonghai would be played to death, leaving them without entertainment and entertainment props, the hypocrite would still be worth a night's work.

He was assigned to rest in the worst place in the house.

A corner next to the toilet.

This is Yi Zhonghai’s exclusive location.

Every new person who comes here will go through this process, and you will not be replaced until a new person comes.

There is also a possibility.

That's the ring.

As long as you come in, defeat the most powerful overlord, and promote yourself to a new overlord, you will be the king of the house. Someone will serve you meals. When you have nothing to do, someone will squeeze your feet and rub your shoulders.

There are also people who tell you jokes to relieve your boredom.

Beating this method.

Yi Zhonghai didn't even think about it.

On the one hand, his reputation was so bad that everyone in the room didn't like him and wanted to beat him up.

It's like a rat crossing the street.

On the other hand, Yi Zhonghai is no match for Baldhead. Baldhead is much better than Yi Zhonghai in terms of fighting experience, physical strength, age, etc.

During the period before Yi Zhonghai left, he was destined to have a wonderful life.

The hypocrite could also see clearly that he suddenly felt a little uncomfortable. Looking at the small residence in front of him, smelling the pungent smell, and thinking about all the hardships he had encountered, Yi Zhonghai, who had never cried, burst into tears.

.

It's too late to regret.

He regretted it.

I regret that I shouldn't have been so calculating. In the end, my cleverness was misled by my cleverness, and I got myself involved.

Think about it.

If we had honestly taken care of the deaf old lady, improved her life every now and then, and sent her away, then things would not be the same as they are now.

A deaf old lady in her 70s or 80s had no days left to live.

Why did I become obsessed with lard in the first place? I was worried that the deaf old lady was plotting against Huaihua.

He probably did such evil things because he was careless and disturbed by the Sophora japonica flowers.

pity.

There is no regret medicine in the world.

The Ergouzi, who had always ignored Yi Zhonghai and even cheated Yi Zhonghai, saw Yi Zhonghai squatting in the corner and was not sleeping. He was worried that Yi Zhonghai would not be able to think about it, so he hurriedly came over.

"Master Yi, don't blame me. This is where the fists speak, and there's nothing I can do about it."

Yi Zhonghai said nothing.

I've already been beaten.

The class was worth it too.

Is there any need for explanation?

"Master Yi, are you okay?"

"My calves are a little numb." Yi Zhonghai looked at Er Gouzi and said, "My body still hurts. Do you have any bruises? If so, help me rub it."

"Oh, my Master Yi, you are confused, aren't you? Where are we? A place to take care of people! Isn't it outside? Where can I find potion for bruises?" Ergouzi suddenly slapped his forehead.

, "Everyone here uses folk remedies. This folk remedy is the best medicine for treating bruises. Please wait for me for a while."

Ergouzi went straight to the squatting pit in the corner.

Just over a minute.

He came back with a full teapot, still smelling of stinky and yellowish liquid.

Stretch out your hand.

This tea vat of drinkable liquid reached Yi Zhonghai's mouth.

Yi Zhonghai doesn’t even need to ask.

Just smell the smell.

Then you know what this is.

Urine!

He looked at Er Gouzi blankly, probably also stunned by Er Gouzi's operation.

It's a folk remedy to urinate together, but it's still yellowish urine.

It's not child urine.

As for how evil it is.

A bit of resistance instinctively emerged in his heart. He had committed a crime, but he was not so stupid that he couldn't distinguish between urine and water.

Keep your mouth closed.

Er Gouzi was also a hard worker here. One look at Yi Zhonghai's expression and he knew what Yi Zhonghai was thinking.

"Master Yi, open your mouth."

"Er Gouzi, isn't this urine? When did it become a good folk remedy?" Yi Zhonghai made a sad face, "Drink it, will you care?"

"My Master Yi, I also know that this is urine. Isn't it not allowed by conditions? Let me tell you, this is a unique folk remedy that has been passed down here for hundreds of years. It doesn't matter who, as long as you get a beating and a drink

Pee as quickly as possible."

Ergouzi talked about the benefits of Yi Zhonghai drinking urine, without even considering whether Yi Zhonghai would drink it. Even if he didn't drink it, he would find a way to make Yi Zhonghai drink it.

This is the mission given to Ergouzi by the bald man.

Yi Zhonghai doesn’t drink.

Ergouzi has to drink.

Dead Taoist friends will not die but poor Taoists

In order to prevent himself from suffering, Ergouzi had no choice but to give in to Yi Zhonghai.

"Master Yi, do you remember that urine egg? How many people rushed to buy the eggs boiled with boy urine. Drinking boy urine is the same as eating boy urine eggs. They both have the effect of warding off evil spirits. You are welcome. Back then,

You also helped me in the steel rolling mill, but it was Ergouzi who didn't learn well and went astray. I, Ergouzi, will always keep your kindness in mind. I have no conditions to repay you for anything else.

, I can only ask you to drink some of the boy's urine I brought myself."

Yi Zhonghai frowned.

Child urine is child urine.

This thing doesn't seem to be close to Ergouzi.

Er Gouzi is the same age as Jia Dongxu, thirty-three years old.

A thirty-three year old boy.

Fooling who?

No fool would believe it.

"Master Yi, don't you believe I'm a bastard? Just because of my appearance and poor family conditions, I haven't been able to find a partner." Ergouzi changed his tone, "I'm not forcing you to drink. You can still drink yours tomorrow."

Project, if you don’t drink this, will your body be able to bear it? Can you survive tomorrow’s project? Don’t anger these people again.”

project.

Of course Yi Zhonghai knows what the project refers to.

Co-authors continue to suffer misfortune.

What is this thing called?

"Master Yi, don't think about it. You have to do the project even if you want to. You have to do the project even if you don't want to. You have to do the project even if you don't want to. What else do you want it to do? Listen to me, yes, yes, yes, yes. Just open your mouth, open your mouth, just

Like this, your drink."

Ergouzi took advantage of Yi Zhonghai's slightly open mouth and poured the contents of the teapot into Yi Zhonghai's mouth. Later, when he saw that Yi Zhonghai was about to vomit, he didn't care much and pinched Yi Zhonghai's nose with his hands.

But it can't fall down.

Want to drink.

After Yi Zhonghai was forced to urinate, he felt a salty taste in his mouth, with a slight sticky feeling in his mouth, which made him choke uncomfortably.

Especially the nasal cavity is filled with the smell of urine from beginning to end.

I don’t want to drink it.

But can't.

Ergouzi didn't give Yi Zhonghai a chance, he took advantage of every opportunity to pour the contents of the teapot, and finally filled the teacup with his urine, and poured all of it into the hypocrite's mouth.

Wait for Yi Zhonghai to finish drinking.

Ergouzi also performed a murderous and heart-breaking method.

I have done good things, and I have repaid your kindness to Yi Zhonghai.

Open your mouth.

"Master Yi, is it quite effective?"

This is poking hard at Yi Zhonghai's heart, fearing that Yi Zhonghai will be angry to death.

It's the same as if you snatched the candied haws from a child, ate the candied haws in front of the child, and then deliberately winked and said the candied haws were delicious.

"I know it's working. I'll get some for you in a while. Either we don't want to cure it, or we have to get it done at once. Let's welcome tomorrow's project in good health."

Yi Zhonghai really didn't know how to express what he was thinking.

He replied helplessly.

"It doesn't hurt anymore, I just feel a little nauseous."

nonsense.

It has to be disgusting.

I don’t even think about what I’m drinking.

Ergouzi's excretion of waste water.

It's weird if it's not disgusting.

After Yi Zhonghai drank up Ergouzi's urine, the bald man who had beaten Yi Zhonghai stood in front of Yi Zhonghai with his hands on his hips and said he wanted to treat Yi Zhonghai to a late night snack.

"You have been standing for several hours. We are worried that you may have accidentally got the root of the disease, so we want to loosen the congestion on your body and give you a massage."

Yi Zhonghai's heart skipped a beat at that time.

Doesn’t Ergouzi mean that he is a genius in the project?

Why did it come here?

"Brother."

Yi Zhonghai, who is in his fifties, calls the thirty-year-old bald man brother.

How to see.

Why do I feel so full of dissonance?

There was also a flattering smile on his face.

People under the eaves have to bow their heads.

When you have to give in, you have to give in.

Yi Zhonghai knew that if he really fell out with someone, he would really have nothing to gain. In order to avoid the pain of flesh and blood, he would not pretend to be an eighth-level technician.

Not useful here.

"Er Gouzi just explained the Tianshang project, and it was only about thirty minutes in the morning."

"M, why are you pretending to be confused with me? I have heard that you are an eighth-level technician in the steel rolling mill. Don't tell me that you don't understand twenty-four hours. After twelve o'clock in the evening, it is the next day. The second

Is there any problem with this project? In view of your dishonesty, let’s start a trinity project.”

There are endless names.

It really frightened Yi Zhonghai.

Trinity.

I panic when I hear the name.

"Er Gouzi, tell Yi Zhonghai what the Trinity is and let him practice the Trinity for ten minutes."

Trinity is a method of exercising the human body in martial arts.

When a person squats on the ground, it looks like he is squatting on a horse.

Different from the squatting horse stance, the trinity requires that the other leg is straightened and parallel to the ground, and the person's hands must also be stretched straight forward.

With your hands straightened, one outstretched leg is parallel to the ground while the other leg is in a half-squat position.

This is the Trinity.

An ultimate means of self-training.

"Master Yi, the Trinity is said to have been invented by Huang Feihong and has been carried forward here." Ergouzi was worried that Yi Zhonghai would not understand, so he demonstrated it himself, "Do you understand, this is the Trinity."

"Two dogs."

"Even if you call him daddy, you still have to do it. Ten minutes of Holy Trinity and one hour of Zamabu. Think about it for yourself. If I were you, I would definitely choose the former."

The bald man reached out and patted Yi Zhonghai's cheek.

The threat suddenly appeared.

"Master Yi, let's do it, it'll only take ten minutes." Ergouzi was like the Wang Po who brought Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing together in Water Margin, doing Yi Zhonghai's ideological work, "Let's grit our teeth and get over it."

Er Gouzi's kind-hearted persuasion is one factor, and Yi Zhonghai's recognition of the reality is another factor.

Resigned to his fate, Yi Zhonghai performed the trinity for ten minutes in front of the bald man.

These ten minutes almost cost him his life.

After finally waiting until the end of the time, Yi Zhonghai finally heard the bald man's voice telling him to rest, and no longer dared to squat down and think wildly.

Worried about being caught as a hunk, he continues to perform some kind of five-in-one act.

A night of silence.

The next day.

breakfast.

Yi Zhonghai just had his eye addiction for a while.

A blink of an eye.

His meal was divided among the people, the cornmeal went into the bald man's mouth, and the gruel went into the mouth of an unknown person.

Looking at the empty rice bowl, Yi Zhonghai wanted to cry but had no tears.

No food.

I'm hungry.

How to do projects.

"Brother, Wo Wo Tou, just give me one."

Yi Zhonghai raised a finger, licked his bitter lips with his tongue, and swallowed the saliva in his mouth.

"Want to eat?"

Yi Zhonghai nodded. His stomach was so hungry that he couldn't bear it. He boldly said, "I want to eat, I want to eat steamed buns."

Later I saw something was wrong.

Yi Zhonghai lost another half a pound of weight on the basis of just one steamed bun.

"Half, just half a wotou." Yi Zhonghai begged pitifully towards the bald head: "I'm full with half a wotou."

"From what you're saying, it's because you resent me for taking your cornbread."

Yi Zhonghai smiled apologetically and said, "I don't dare."

"I heard that outside, you gave white flour to the Jia family. You don't even eat white flour. Are you accustomed to eating this whole-grain cornbread? Don't let your throat ache."

"I can get used to it."

The sky is big and the earth is big.

Eating is the biggest thing.

"Yi Zhonghai, I took your steamed buns out of consideration for you and your body. You just came in from outside yesterday and are not used to everything, including your body. You eat steamed buns like this? You

Your body will not be able to bear it. This is all experience. In order to prevent you from feeling uncomfortable, we can only reluctantly help you eliminate Wowotou. No need to thank you. We are all friends and we should help you. "

The bald man spoke more and more shamelessly.

Yi Zhonghai was completely helpless.

On duty.

Trinity.

There is still an empty stomach later.

"Yi Zhonghai, the eldest brother is giving you face, that's why he said this." Ergouzi interrupted, "I'm telling you this, I won't give you this nest of wotou because you came in just now.

If you have this oil and water in your stomach, you won't starve to death if you don't eat for one or two meals. When all the oil and water in your stomach is emptied, we will give you steamed buns to eat."

As soon as Ergouzi explained this, Yi Zhonghai knew that he would not be able to get his nest back, and he couldn't help but sigh.

This day.

When will it end?