Siheyuan: Stick Stems Are Abducted, Please Choose To Start

Nine p.m.

When everyone in the compound was about to sleep and rest,

The lights in the Silly Pillar House were still on.

Under the dim yellow light, Sha Zhu sat alone on the table, eating peanuts and drinking wine.

Ever since he accidentally threw Jia Zhang into a paralyzed relationship with Qin Huairu, he has not been in a good mood these days.

However, today was an exception, Xu Damao was unlucky, and was caught by Qin Jingru when he went out to eat with Yu Haitang, and the two argued for a divorce.

After Sha Zhu knew about it, his mood improved a lot, and he was also happy after drinking this wine.

After drinking a lot of white wine, Shazhu's face was already a little red,

At this moment, the door of the house was suddenly opened, and Qin Jingru entered the house carrying large and small bags of luggage.

Stupid stunned,

Looking at Qin Jingru who came into the room, he was a little confused, "Qin Jingru? Why are you here?"

Silly Zhu glanced at the luggage on Qin Jingru's body, frowning tightly,

Shazhu didn't have a good look at Qin Jingru. Qin Jingru had dumped him and married Xu Damao at the beginning. Every time he saw her with Xu Damao, he felt sick in his heart.

However, Qin Jingru didn't care about Sha Zhu's attitude, with wide eyes wide open, she imitated Qin Huairu and put on a pitiful look, "Si Zhu, I... I was kicked out of the house by Xu Damao... I... I had no place to sleep, and my sister wouldn't let me into the house.

Silly Zhu snorted: "What does it have to do with me if you don't have a place to sleep?! I don't have a place for you to sleep here."

Silly Zhu greeted and was about to drive people away, Qin Jingru sat on the ground and cried: "Silly Zhu, please... woo woo, I really have nowhere to go, don't chase me away, I can work!

Qin Jingru raised her eyes and looked at Shazhu, pretending to be cute and pitiful,

The two years she stayed in this compound were not in vain, and she also got a general idea of ​​what Shazhu was like. Shazhu had a knife mouth and a tofu heart, and she couldn't bear Qin Huairu's pitiful appearance the most.

Qin Jingru has seen her sister Qin Huairu take advantage of Shazhu in this way several times, and she also pretended to be like that.

Don't say it, it really works!

Silly Zhu originally wanted to harden his heart and drive Qin Jingru away, but seeing Qin Jing's pitiful appearance with no land to live in

And with this dazed effort, Qin Jingru seized the opportunity to sit up from the ground, and diligently started tidying up Shazhu's house.

She wants Shazhu to have no chance of driving her away!

Shazhu's house is very messy.

After Sha Zhu had a falling out with Qin Huairu, Qin Huairu never helped him clean up the house.

And Shazhu is a sloppy person who never tidies up the house.

Wine bottles, smelly clothes, piled up in a mess.

Qin Jingru bypassed the dazed silly Zhu, took advantage of the opportunity and entered the house, and began to help tidy up the clothes and the stray socks.

Silly Zhu stood behind him and looked speechless, while Qin Jingru was diligently cleaning up, but kept talking,

"Silly Zhu, look at you, the house is in such a mess, what do you do if you don't clean it up, or you will get rats and bugs.

You, there must be a woman in this house, otherwise, look at your house, what a mess it is. "

Qin Jingru was busy working hard, and Shazhu looked at Qin Jingru's diligent figure, and suddenly thought of Qin Huairu.

In the past, Qin Huairu helped him clean up the house as diligently as Qin Jingru.

However, Qin Huairu will never come again now.

Thinking of this, Silly Zhu felt depressed, and ignored Qin Jingru, sat down and drank the wine again, and let Qin Jingru clean up the house.

Silly Zhu drank cup after cup, his cheeks were flushed from drinking, and people had double shadows.

At this time, Qin Jingru had almost tidied up the house, seeing Shazhu drunkenly holding his head and continuing to drink.

Just came over to clean up the wine glass, "Look at you, how much you have drunk, and you still drink."

"Stop drinking, I'll drag you to the kang to rest."

Qin Jingru helped Sha Zhu to go to the kang.

While Shazhu was half drunk and half awake, his mind was blurred, he mistook Qin Jingru for Qin Huairu, and hugged Qin Jingru, "Huairu, I... hiccup..."

Silly Zhu burped.

And Qin Jingru was suddenly embraced by Sha Zhu, and his body tensed up. He was about to be slapped by Sha Zhu, but he stopped half way through his hand.

Speaking of which, she came to Sha Zhu for a purpose.

She is going to divorce Xu Damao soon, and after the divorce, she will go back to the countryside.

Qin Jingru didn't want to live a hard life in the countryside without getting ahead, she was used to life in the city, how could she want to go back.

But she is from the countryside, if she doesn't go back, she has to find a way to stay.

And the best way she thought was to marry Shazhu!

That's right, to marry Shazhu!

Before talking about it, Qin Jingru might still have some concerns, after all, her sister Qin Huairu also likes Shazhu.

But after being rejected by Qin Huairu, she changed her mind.

Anyway, Qin Huairu doesn't want to marry Shazhu, so it's better to take advantage of herself.

She was sure that although Sha Zhu had a bad temper, he was still a good person, so she had no complaints or regrets towards him and helped Qin Huairu for so many years, even if she was a warm-hearted person, she would not lose herself by marrying Sha Zhu.

Thinking so, Qin Jingru hugged Sha Zhu, and at this moment she didn't have the intention of refusing, anyway, she felt a little secretly happy.

Don't be afraid that Shazhu won't do it, but I'm afraid that Shazhu is a wooden man.

And here, after hugging Silly Zhu for a while, he suddenly remembered that the person in the room was not Qin Huairu at all, but Qin Jingru!

What I just hugged was Xu Damao's daughter-in-law, Qin Jingru!

Silly Zhu let go of his hand in fright, most of the wine was sober!

She looked at Qin Jingru nervously, but found that since Qin Jingru didn't mean to blame, she lowered her head shyly, looking embarrassed!

Silly Zhu's heart jumped out immediately, since Qin Jingru didn't reject him!

Thinking of him being single for decades, he didn't even kiss on the mouth, and the only chance to hug Lou Xiao'e on the kang was disturbed by Yan Jiekuang.

Life as an old bachelor for decades is really difficult. Looking at Qin Jingru's shy appearance, how can he stand it.

Silly Zhu looked at Qin Jingru and hesitated, "Jingru, you...don't you blame me for hugging you?"

Although Shazhu has a lustful heart with the help of Jiu Jin, he has no lustful courage. If Qin Jingru gives him a big slap in the face, it will be over.

However, the imaginary Big Ear Photon did not,

Qin Jingru blushed and continued to help Sha Zhu back to the kang, then sat on the side of the bed, and said shyly: "Si Zhu, I don't blame you...Actually... You said that I have been in the past two years , I have always regretted marrying Xu Damao, a bastard.

You said it would be great if I married you back then!

I'm afraid the child will be able to walk!

It's not like marrying Xu Damao, after two years, she's still a virgin!

I regret it when I think about it. "

Qin Jingru said this sincerely,

When Shazhu heard this, his heart immediately became hot, and after drinking some wine, he boldly held Qin Jingru's hand.

"It's okay, that bastard Xu Damao is just like this~". "

"Silly Zhu, I will leave Xu Damao tomorrow. I have thought about it. After I leave Xu Damao, I...I want to live with you!"

As Qin Jingru said, he held Sha Zhu with his backhand.

Feeling Qin Jingru's soft little hands, listening to Qin Jingru's words that she wants to marry herself, the silly heart is burning, and the hormones are rising!

Feeling hot in his heart, he pushed Qin Jingru down on the kang. Seeing Qin Jingru's non-resisting appearance, Sha Zhu was so excited that he was about to gnaw.

Qin Jingru pushed him away, and pointed at the door shyly, "Silly Zhu, the door is unlocked."

"Yep!"

Silly Zhu came to his senses at this time, turned around and hurriedly went to lock the door.

After closing the door, Silly Zhu suddenly thought of something, opened the door again, poked his head out, and stared intently at Yan Jiekuang's room next door.

The lights in Yan Jiekuang's room had been turned off, and the courtyard was quiet.

Seeing that the lights in Yan Jiekuang's room were turned off, Shazhu heaved a sigh of relief, and then returned to the room excitedly and nervously.

In the room, Qin Jingru also waited shyly, "Silly Zhu, why did you go out again?"

"Well, let's see if Yan Jie is asleep."

Silly Zhu has always been worried about Yan Jiekuang.

Last time when he was going to be with Lou Xiaoe and bid farewell to his status as an old virgin, it was Yan Jiekuang who made the mess and set off hundreds of firecrackers on him, which almost scared him away. This time, he naturally had to be on guard against Yan Jiekuang.

Therefore, he deliberately went to Yan Jiekuang's house again to be at ease.

And Qin Jingru was also startled when he thought of Yan Jiekuang, he tightened his clothes tightly, sat up from the kang and asked nervously: "Then... then... is Yan Jiekuang asleep?"

"Sleeping, the house is closed."

"Hey, hey, that's good." Qin Jingru breathed a sigh of relief.

outside.

Yan Jiekuang, who was hiding in the corner and eavesdropping on the wall, was speechless as he listened to the two of them.

Am I that scary?

When you are doing this, you have to make a special effort to see if I am asleep.

After Yan Jiekuang rolled his eyes, he continued to hide at the base of the wall and listen to the movement in the room.

When he saw Qin Jingru go to Shazhu's house, he had already quietly left the house. When Shazhu came out, he was not in the room at all, so he couldn't see him naturally.

At this time, there was a rustling sound in the room, listening to the sound, Shazhu seemed to be pulling his clothes in a hurry.

Yan Jiekuang curled his lips when he heard this, Sha Zhu is a real punishment!

Qin Jinggu is still Xu Damao's daughter-in-law now, if he put Qin Jingru to sleep now, isn't he afraid that Xu Damao will kill him alive?!

However, thinking about what Silly Zhu did to Xu Damao, he suddenly understood again.

Last time I wanted to date Lou Xiao'e, and this time I wanted to date Qin Jingru again, both of them are Xu Damao's daughter-in-law,

Sha Zhu is sparing no effort in cuckolding Xu Damao!

Such a good thing, naturally has to be promoted to him!

The corners of Yan Jiekuang's mouth curled up slightly, and he quietly slipped out of the inner courtyard, then trotted all the way to the backyard, and directly opened the door of the uncle's house.

"Master, master! Don't sleep, it's not good, something happened to Shazhu's house...!" Yan Jiekuang patted the door and shouted in a low voice.

The old man in the room had just fallen asleep and hadn't squinted yet, when he heard Yan Jiekuang knocking on the door outside, he felt displeased immediately.

"This stinky boy, he doesn't sleep most of the night, what is he talking about?"

"Get up quickly, maybe something is wrong." Da Ma said.

The uncle became displeased, opened the door, and saw Yan Jiekuang standing at the door with an anxious expression on his face, "Sir, it's not good! Something happened to the silly Zhu's house! I heard the sound of rummaging through the house. There's a thief in the Pillar House!"

"Been stolen?!"

The uncle was taken aback. It was no small matter to have a thief, so he hurried back to the house, got dressed and got up.

But after Yan Jiekuang called the uncle, he turned around and called other people in the backyard, and even ran to Xu Damao's house on purpose to wake Xu Damao up.

When Xu Damao heard that something happened to Shazhu's family, he happily put on his clothes.

Naturally, he didn't go to help, but planned to watch the fun from the sidelines. It would be best to taunt Shazhu after he saw that he was unlucky.

"Hey, what's going on? Shazhu's house recruited thieves?"

"From Xie Kuang's words, it seems to be, hurry up, put on your clothes and go take a look."

"Right! Don't let the thief get away!"

backyard.

Everyone was woken up by Yan Jiekuang's call, and rushed to catch the thief in a hurry.

And Yan Jiekuang trotted to the front yard to call for someone.

The more people there are, the more lively it is! Cheer up Sha Zhu!

After Yan Jiekuang called out all the people in the front courtyard, they rushed to the inner courtyard while copying the guys, while asking Yan Jiekuang.

"Jie Kuang, is the silly Zhu's family really attacked by thieves?"

"Yes, I don't see any movement in the inner courtyard."

Yan Jiekuang whispered, "It's in the house! You must keep your voice down when you pass by later! Don't disturb the thief inside, let her run away!"

"OK!"

"Everyone, keep your voices down, and the thief must be caught on the spot!"

"Yes! Catch him! Take him to the police station!"

In this day and age, life is difficult for everyone, and I really hate thieves who steal things.

Everyone was filled with righteous indignation, and ran to the inner courtyard with kitchen knives and hoes.

The first uncle, the second uncle, Xu Damao and others all came.

Even Yu Haitang came over curiously with clothes on to watch the excitement.

The inner court.

Stupid house.

Shazhu and Qin Jingru were rolling on the kang, and Shazhu was undoing Qin Jingru's clothes in a hurry with trembling hands and feet, feeling so excited that he couldn't help himself.

34 years!

He has been a bachelor for 34 years!

Today I can finally feel the taste of a woman!

Can you not be excited!

Silly Zhu was excited when suddenly there was a sound outside the door.

Immediately afterwards, his door, which was locked from the inside, was kicked open from the outside!

After Yan Jiekuang kicked open the door, everyone rushed into the room!

"Catch the thief! Catch the thief!"

"Quick! Catch the thief...er...?"

When everyone broke into the house, they wanted to catch the thief while the thief was not paying attention, but they didn't expect to see an astonishing scene.

I saw the room.

Silly Zhu was shirtless and hastily unbuttoned his pants, and there was Qin Jingru who was only wearing a bellyband under the blanket!

Everyone: ???

Everyone's minds are full of question marks at the moment.

They were clearly here to catch the thief, why there was no thief, but they saw this scene instead.

And... isn't Qin Jinggu Xu Damao's daughter-in-law? How did she appear on Sha Zhu's bed?

Judging by the appearance of the two of them, it is clear that they are going to do something!

This...has adultery!

None of the people reacted yet.

And Shazhu and Qin Jingru were also dumbfounded when they saw people from the compound barging in!

After Qin Jingru's mind went blank for a while, seeing everyone staring at her, she suddenly remembered that she was only wearing a bellyband!

Shouting in shock, he quickly pulled up the quilt to cover himself.

And Sha Zhu was brought back to his senses by Qin Jingru's scream, and hurriedly put on his clothes, and looked at the people who broke in in a daze, a little dumbfounded.

Why so many people suddenly broke into his house.

How did this find itself?

Silly Zhu was a little confused.

And everyone is not much better than Shazhu at the moment, and they also have a confused look on their faces.

Didn’t Yan Jiekuang agree to catch thieves?

This doesn't look like catching a thief, but like catching a traitor!

"Oh, what an embarrassment."

"Hey...․Shame on you!"

Everyone looked at Sha Zhu and Qin Jingru pointing and sneering.

Yan Jiekuang was also among them, covering his mouth and stealing his joy,

The uncle followed everyone into the house, and when he saw the situation inside the house, he frowned, and cast a glance at Yan Jiekuang angrily, "Yan Jiekuang! Don't you say there are thieves in Shazhu's house?! Where did the thieves come from?!"

When the uncle came, he felt that Yan Jiekuang was going to make something bad.

After all, it has been pitted out of the shadows.

But he didn't expect this scene to happen.

Now that Shazhu and Qin Jingru are mixed together!

Regarding the matter between Sha Zhu and Qin Jingru, he felt that there was nothing wrong with it.

Qin Jingru and Xu Damao are already dead, and Shazhu and Qin Huairu are also in trouble like this, so it is impossible to watch.

It's fine if they want to be together.

But being caught by everyone on the spot is different. Don't forget, Qin Jingru and Xu Damao are not yet divorced!

Now Qin Jingru is nominally Xu Damao's daughter-in-law!

Yan Jiekuang made this public, but Sha Zhu slept with someone else's wife! This news spread the shame of Sha Zhu and Qin Jingru!

Yan Jiekuang, that brat, did it on purpose!

Yan Jiekuang held back a smile and said innocently, "Oh, sir, I just saw the lights turned off in Silly Zhu's house, and there was the sound of rummaging through boxes and boxes. When I heard it, it sounded like a thief at home!

Who would have thought... Silly Zhu was doing this in the house.

Whoops, if I knew it earlier, I would have done nothing about it.

Alas, it's all my fault for being too warm-hearted. This... I'm really sorry that I did something bad with good intentions.

Yan Jiekuang said with an innocent face, but let alone the uncle, no one around would believe it.

Would Yan Jiekuang, that brat, not know about it?!

I must have seen silly Zhu doing this accident to make trouble!

Otherwise, why did you call everyone in the compound?!

The old man snorted coldly.

And Shazhu reacted at this time,

No wonder he was discovered by so many people when he secretly worked with Qin Jingru.

The feelings are all shouted by Yan Jiekuang!

That bastard Yan Jiekuang messed up his affairs with Lou Xiaoe last time, forget it! This time he messed up his affairs with Qin Jingru again!

It's a pity that he still hasn't taken off his pants, and he hasn't eaten the meat to his mouth! He was disturbed by Yan Jiekuang again!

Really mad!

When Silly Zhu thought of this, he suddenly became furious!

Yan Jiekuang! You brat!! You bastard! Look, I won’t beat you to death today!”

For Yan Jiekuang who ruined his good deeds, he didn't even bother to put on his silly pants, and grabbed the feather duster in the room and wanted to slap Yan Jiekuang.

Seeing Silly Zhu chasing after him angrily, Yan Jiekuang was well prepared and squeezed his way into the crowd,

During the squeeze, Yan Jiekuang saw Xu Damao who was coming from behind, his eyes lit up immediately.

"Brother Xu! Brother Xu! Come quickly! Stupid Zhu stole your wife!"

"Silly Zhu wants to rob your wife again, and I'll give you a cuckold!!"

Yan Jiekuang yelled loudly, and Xu Damao, who was rushing over at this time, heard the yelling, and when he looked at the situation in the room, his forehead suddenly turned green with anger!

Silly bastard! He hasn't divorced Qin Jingru yet! How dare he sleep with his wife!

"Stupid! You fucking! How dare you sleep with my wife!!"

Xu Damao swears angrily,

At this time, Yan Jiekuang had already squeezed to the side of Xu Damao, and handed Xu Damao a big wooden stick.

"Brother Xu! I found out that silly Zhu stole your wife! He was so angry that he wanted to beat me! Hurry up! Show him some color!"

Yan Jiekuang urged, and Xu Damao was also upright at the moment, without saying a word, he rushed up with the wooden stick and beat Sha Zhu.

Although Sha Zhu was wronged, he didn't have the consciousness of being beaten with his hands tied up, so he wrestled with Xu Damao with his backhand.

at the same time.

Qinhuai Ru House.

Qin Huairu also heard the movement outside the house, and when she heard that Sha Zhu had slept with Xu Damao's wife, she was also shocked, and hurriedly put on her clothes and came over to see.

Seeing Sha Zhu and Xu Damao wrestling together at the door, Qin Huairu ignored them, pushed everyone away and squeezed straight to Sha Zhu's house,

She wants to see if Qin Jingru is really stealing silly Zhu behind her back!

Qin Huairu squeezed into the room, and saw that there was indeed someone on the kang, and the quilt was raised, clearly hiding someone!

Qin Huairu was annoyed, so she lifted the quilt without saying a word, and immediately saw Qin Jingru who was only wearing a bellyband and shorts, hiding under the quilt, her eyes narrowed at that moment, and she was furious!

"Qin Jingru! What are you doing?!"

Qin Huairu was so annoyed that she slapped Qin Jingru across the face, making Qin Jingru's entire face turn red!

What annoyed her was not that Qin Jingru did such a shameful thing.

Angry that Qin Jingru snatched her man!

Sha Zhu is her default man!

Although she didn't want to marry Shazhu anymore because of Banggen and Jiazhang's affairs, but in her heart, although she didn't want to marry Shazhu anymore, no one else could touch him!

Silly Zhu is her long-term meal ticket alone!

Now that Qin Jingru moved her meal ticket behind her back, how can she not be annoyed by it!

He slapped Qin Jingru immediately.

And after Qin Jingru was slapped, her face was in hot pain, and she immediately became angry!

"Sister! You hit me?! Why did you hit me!"

"Silly Zhu is not someone like you! What's wrong with me and Silly Zhu!!"

Angrily, Qin Jingru also turned around and slapped Qin Huairu across the face.

She couldn't understand Qin Huairu's hypocrisy for a long time!

When I first introduced to Shazhu before, if Qin Huairu hadn't played tricks and got so close to Shazhu on purpose, how could she have followed Xu Damao.

Bah! I want to be a whore, but I want to set up an archway! Hypocrisy! (Lee's)

Qin Huairu was slapped back by Qin Jingru, everyone was dumbfounded, looking at Qin Jingru with an incredulous expression.

Qin Jingru not only snatched her man, but also dared to hit her sister back!

It's the other way around!

"Qin Jingru! You damn girl! You still have the guts to hit me! Look at what you are doing now!" Qin Huairu was so angry that he lifted the quilt and pulled Qin Moru, who was in Song Xun's bellyband, from the kang .

Qin Jingru was also angry at this time, and she gave it all up, and pinched her sister Qin Huairu with her bare white arms, "Bah! You are a little cat and a mouse, pretending to be kind! Are you caring about me? Are you just angry? I will grab it!" Did you leave the silly column?! You don’t have to pretend to be a good person!”

The two sisters Qin Jingru and Qin Huairu fought in the room.

Outside the house, Shazhu and Xu Damao wrestled together.

Yan Jiekuang heard the movement in the house, and didn't look at Shazhu and Xu Damao pinching each other,

When two men fight, how can there be two women fighting beautifully!

Especially since these two women are still sisters, it would be even more beautiful if they fought for a man!

Yan Jiekuang smiled and squeezed into the room again, took out the melon seeds from the system backpack, and watched the show while knocking.

The two sisters, Qin Huairu and Qin Jingru, are so beautiful!

"Stop! Stop it for me!"

Seeing that both sides were fighting, the uncle slapped the table angrily, but both sides hit the head, and they were not there.

The uncle had no choice but to call the people in the compound to help pull away Sha Zhu and Xu Damao outside the house.

Qin Huairu and Qin Huairu, who were pinched together in the women's room in the compound, also pulled away.

The fighters on both sides were pulled away, and the uncle's face was very ugly.

Why are things breaking up every day!

This night, just after dealing with Xu Damao's cheating affair, the incident about Qin Jingru and Shazhu happened again!

This is not over, is it!

Can't stop, can't we?

Every day can be exciting, right!

At this moment, the uncle feels very tired, this uncle is really too difficult to be!

Seeing the tired look on the uncle's face, Yan Jiekuang leaned over meanly, "Master, hold on, because the people of the courtyard still need you!"

The uncle glared at Yan Jiekuang angrily.

This brat!

Without him, more than half of the troubles in the courtyard would be reduced, and he could live for more than ten years with peace of mind!

"Hmph, you brat, I'll clean you up sooner or later!"

The uncle glared at Yan Jiekuang angrily, then glanced at the room, asked Sha Zhu and Qin Jingru to put on their clothes, and then called a meeting to discuss the matter of Sha Zhu and Qin Jingru

Everyone turned around and left the house to go to the compound for a meeting.

And Xu Damao took advantage of Sha Zhu's turning around and was unprepared, kicked Sha Zhu's crotch fiercely!

"hiss!!"

Silly Zhu gasped in pain at that moment, his face turned pale as he covered his face, and fell to the ground until he bowed in pain.

This sudden situation stunned everyone, and they turned their heads to look at Xu Damao in shock.

Xu Damao is also courageous now,

If Sha Zhu dares to steal his wife, he will make Sha Zhu pay the price! Isn't it impossible to laugh at yourself?

I can't let you! .