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91 Xu Damao tied!

backyard.

Xu Damao House.

At this time, Xu Damao was humming a song and stir-frying the snails, feeling very happy.

At this time, Yu Haitang came from the inner courtyard, smelled the fragrance of vegetables and said with a smile: "Xu Damao, I didn't expect you to be able to cook, this snail is really fragrant!"

Xu Damao's cooking skills are indeed good, when he married Lou Xiao before.

Because Lou Xiao'e is a lady from a wealthy family, and she doesn't know how to cook without touching her fingers.

So Xu Damao always cooks the dishes at home, and the more he cooks, the better his cooking skills will be.

"Haitang, you are here, hurry up, sit in the room, I will be ready for this dish in a while! There is still red wine on the table, let's drink some together tonight!"

Seeing that Yu Haitang really came, Xu Damao was very happy, and hurriedly greeted Yu Haitang to enter the house.

Yu Haitang entered the room with a smile and waited.

After Yu Haitang entered the house, Sha Zhu also followed from the inner courtyard.

Hearing that Xu Damao really wanted to invite Yu Haitang to dinner, how could he not know what Xu Damao was up to.

"You brat! With Qin Jingru, since you still think about Yu Haitang, it's really nothing!"

He was so stupid that he wanted to show up and beat Xu Damao up.

A hand behind him suddenly patted his shoulder, which startled him a lot.

Looking back, he found that Yan Jiekuang had arrived at some point and was standing beside him.

"Fuck! Is your kid a ghost? There is no sound at "830" when you walk?" Silly Zhu stared.

Yan Jiekuang ignored him, looking at Xu Damao's house: "Silly Zhu, did you want to beat Brother Xu just now?

"Hmph, what's the matter? You want to stop me? Don't forget, I haven't settled with you yet for what happened yesterday."

Silly Zhu annoyed,

Yan Jiekuang was the one who cheated him yesterday. If he hadn't been delayed by the matter of the deaf old lady, he would have filled the courtyard long ago chasing Yan Jiekuang to smoke.

Yan Jiekuang pouted.

"It's none of my business yesterday, brother Xu beat you, don't rely on me,

Besides, I didn't want you to stop beating Brother Xu, he should too.

She abandoned Sister Xiao'e before, and now she is going to cheat on Qin Jingru again.

Yan Jiekuang was also planning to play tricks on Xu Damao.

When he saw Xu Damao's smug face today, he guessed that Xu Damao might attack Haitang, so he naturally planned to join in the fun.

But Silly Zhu saw that Yan Jiekuang had the same meaning as him, his eyes lit up, and he asked, "Jie Kuang, do you have any good ideas?"

Yan Jiekuang chuckled, "Didn't Xu Damao just say that he wanted to drink with Yu Haitang? He doesn't drink well,

When the time comes, you must drink and get down on the ground, and how to treat him at that time, is it not up to you to say?"

Yan Jiekuang patted Sha Zhu's shoulder with a grin, with an innocent smile.

Sha Zhu's eyes lit up when he heard this: "That's right, Xu Damao has always been a bad drinker, but Yu Haitang can drink very well! When the time comes, this kid will vomit?!"

Thinking of this, Silly Zhu was excited, but then he realized something, and looked at Yan Jiekuang: "No, you kid helped me to punish Xu Damao for some purpose, right?"

"You won't ask me for money after I'm done cheating you?"

Silly Zhu looked at Yan Jiekuang suspiciously.

After being scammed by Yan Jiekuang several times, Shazhu also became shrewd.

He knew that Yan Jiekuang was a guy who had nothing to gain and could not get up early, so why would he help him to fix Xu Damao for no reason?

Yan Jiekuang said with a look of injustice.

"Hey, brother silly Zhu, who do you think I am? I just find Xu Damao disliked, and I want to vent my anger on you.

You think, I am a child, how can I have bad intentions?"

As Yan Jiekuang spoke, he blinked his big black eyes and looked like a child with innocence.

The silly Zhu who saw it rolled his eyes straight, and didn't believe it at all.

Good guy!

As long as you are not bad-hearted, then our compound will be full of good people!

"Silly Zhu, if you don't believe it, forget it, I'm leaving." Yan Jiekuang patted Silly Zhu, turned around and left with his hands behind his back.

Silly Zhu was surprised when he saw that Yan Jiekuang had really left.

Does this kid really have other ideas?

Silly Zhu couldn't figure it out, so he didn't think too much about it. He glanced at Xu Damao who was still cooking, chatting excitedly with Yu Haitang in the room.

When Shazhu saw it, he curled his lips: "Just have fun, you will cry later!"

After finishing speaking, Sha Zhu's eyes turned, and he planned to go back to the inner courtyard first and have dinner first.

the other side.

Yan Jiekuang returned home for dinner.

Extra meal tonight, hairy crabs!

This meal, the third uncle's family ate happily and excitedly, and the uncle praised Yan Jiekuang for his ability.

Yan Jiekuang also ate very happily.

When they are eating here.

the other side.

In Xu Damao's house, the dishes are also cooked and they are eating.

"Hey, Haitang, let's make a drink.

Xu Damao poured red wine for Yu Haitang.

Yu Haitang took a sip with a smile, then looked at the food on the table, and said with a smile: "Xu Damao, it's ok, there are so many delicious dishes, it doesn't look like you are quite rich.

"Hey, that's right! These dishes are common side dishes. I eat them every day. To tell you the truth, I bought hairy crabs for you to eat today.

Xu Damao showed off.

He married Lou Xiao'e, and he really got a lot of benefits. There is no shortage of money.

Yu Haitang's eyes lit up when he heard the hairy crabs: "What about the hairy crabs?"

"Hey! Didn't he get tricked by Yan Jiekuang!" Thinking of Yan Jiekuang, Xu Damao became angry.

"Huh? Was Yan Jiekuang tricked?"

When Yu Haitang heard that it was Yan Jiekuang again, she was taken aback.

Within two days of her coming to the compound, she saw Yan Guang cheating people everywhere.

After cheating the old man, fooling the fool, and now Xu Damao?

"Why is Yan Jiekuang causing trouble everywhere? I still have him as a fool." Yu Haitang said in surprise.

"Hey, this kid is just a jerk, causing trouble everywhere in the compound! There is no one he dare not cheat."

Xu Damao gasped.

Yu Haitang nodded in sympathy and said: "Yes, yes, yesterday, when I was looking for a place to live, I was also tricked by him, he..."

"Really? Let me tell you, he put snakes in my house before."

At the dinner table, Yu Haitang and Xu Damao chatted about Yan Jiekuang, and the more they chatted, the more vigorous they became, as if they were holding a criticism meeting.

And the other side.

Three grandpas.

After Yan Jiekuang ate the hairy crabs, he picked his teeth with a toothpick, half-lyed on the kang, and touched his belly with a satisfied face.

At this time.

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the anger value X75 from Xu Damao]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the anger value X26 from Haitang]

 …

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the anger value X78 from Xu Damao]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the anger value X28 from Haitang]

Um?

The system prompts kept beeping, and Yan Jiekuang looked at it with question marks all over his face.

He knew that Xu Damao and Yu Haitang must be eating together at this time.

only.

You don't talk about love when you eat, why are you talking about him?!

What's up?

How about using me to find common topics and connect feelings?!

Hey, this is unbearable!

Thinking of this, Yan Jiekuang got excited, got up and dressed, and went out to the backyard.

Casually just to see if Shazhu has made a move.

When he came to the backyard, Yan Jiekuang saw Silly Zhu squatting at the deaf old lady's house.

At this moment, he was sitting in front of the deaf old lady's house, looking at Xu Damao's house constantly.

It turns out that Shazhu hasn't done anything yet..0

When Yan Jiekuang saw him, he also found a pile of firewood to hide, took out a small bench from the space, and took out melon and fruit snacks from his pocket.

While knocking, waiting to see a good show.

half an hour later,

When Yan Jiekuang's system prompt did not show Xu Damao's harvest of anger, Tian Haixue also came out of Xu Damao's room.

Yan Jiekuang knew that Xu Damao had passed out from drinking in the room at this time.

Yu Haitang went out of the house, closed the door, and went back to the inner courtyard.

At this time, Silly Zhu poked his head out from the deaf old lady's room, saw Yu Haitang left, and slipped into Xu Damao's room.

Yan Jiekuang didn't move when he saw it, and watched Silly Zhu enter the room.

After a while, Yan Guang saw Shazhu dragging Xu Damao out of the room, who was already drunk.

Seeing Xu Damao's situation at this time, Yan Jiekuang couldn't help but spit out the melon seeds from his mouth.

Good guy.

Sha Zhu stripped him off again?!

I saw that Xu Damao's clothes were stripped off by Sha Zhu at this moment, leaving only a pair of underpants to conceal his shame.

Sometimes, Yan Jiekuang wondered if Shazhu was interested in Xu Damao's body, otherwise why would he want to strip his clothes every time.

At this time, Shazhu dragged Xu Damao out of the house, then found a rope from the house, pulled Xu Damao, and tied him to the pillar in front of the house.

"Let's make you brat, let you mess with my good business! Just wait until tomorrow morning and let everyone watch a good show!"

Silly Zhu cursed and tied while Xu Damao was as drunk as a dead pig, he didn't respond at all.

After tying it up, Sha Zhu clapped his hands and walked away.

After Silly Zhu left, Yan came out from behind the pile of firewood.

"Tsk tsk, just tie it like this and forget it?"

Looking at Xu Damao tied to the pillar, Yan Jiekuang shook his head, thought for a while, and took out a pen from his pocket.

[Prank oil-based pen]: After writing, it cannot be erased by any means, and the handwriting will disappear automatically after seven days.

This pen is one of the prank spree.

It looks like a large pen, and the color of the smear can be changed according to your heart, which is a good thing.

Yan Jiekuang took out his pen and began to draw art on Xu Damao's body.

Thinking of the clown's makeup in his impression, he painted Xu Damao's body.

Mmm, smoky dark circles, spot on red nose.

There is also a symbol of the clown, with a big grin.

At 0.6 after the painting is finished, a poor-quality clown makeup appears, and the grin is like crying.

Yan Jiekuang himself was happy after seeing his own artwork.

——Back up, I draw really well.

After finishing the painting, Yan Jiekuang always felt that something was missing, so he walked around Xu Damao.

He patted his head suddenly, "That's right, I haven't signed my artwork yet!"

Thinking of this, Yan Jiekuang took out a pen and began to write on Xu Damao's chest.

"Master He Yuzhu, come here for a visit."

Perfect!

After finishing writing, Yan Jie looked around at the rope sockets on Xu Damao's body.

"Silly Zhu is tied too casually."

After thinking about it, Yan Jiekuang tied Xu Damao again.

Hanging with hands and feet tied behind his back.

After finishing his work of art, Yan Jiekuang nodded in satisfaction, and then happily went back to his room to sleep.

next morning.

Xu Damao felt that the sun was a bit dazzling, and there was always noise in his ears.

Opening his eyes with difficulty, Xu Damao saw that he fell in front of his house at some point, and was stripped naked, and tied several layers of rope.

"Who! Who the fuck did it!!!"

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