Siheyuan: The Beginning Is Pitiful And Stupid

In the middle of the courtyard, there is an Eight Immortals table.

The first uncle sat in the middle, while the second uncle Liu Haizhong and the third uncle Yan Bugui sat on both sides of him.

There are about a hundred people in the whole courtyard, and they are also standing or sitting around here.

Liu Guangfu took a peek at the old-fashioned bangs, who happened to be staring at him with gritted teeth.

It seems that this second uncle who wants face and does not want a son is really a foolish nonsense.

This fat and weird father would rather trust outsiders than trust the two sons who don't like him.

Such a person who doesn't distinguish between right and wrong and has no structure, is born to be an official fan.

Liu Guangfu doesn't have any affection or good impression of this second uncle who is not kind to his father.

At the moment, the three uncles are sitting there, only Liu Haizhong keeps showing his presence.

He coughed for a while, and then cleared his throat with a "huh-huh" sound.

In this kind of general meeting, the three uncles all have a division of labor.

Generally, the well-behaved Second Uncle Liu Haizhong hosts the show, and the shrewd Third Uncle asks questions.

In the end, Yi Zhonghai, the great master, made the final decision on the solution.

"The reason for calling everyone to hold a general meeting this time is because a very serious event happened in our hospital."

Uncle Er, a fat man full of official addiction, got up again and took the lead in presiding over the meeting with a full sense of presence.

He cleared his throat, and then added: "That means there was a thief in our yard, and the two old hens of Xu Damao's family disappeared."

"What is the specific situation, we let Xu Damao speak for himself."

Immediately afterwards.

Xu Damao stood up.

He scanned the crowd again, still unable to determine who stole it.

So Xu Damao could only tell the story of the two old hens and their disappearance.

It's just that he believes that the old hen must have been stolen, because there are chicken feathers all over the chicken coop in his house.

After listening to Xu Damao's reaction, there was another heated discussion at the scene.

only.

No one stood up at the scene and admitted that he stole Xu Damao's old hen.

After all, stealing two old hens is considered a serious crime.

And everyone lives in a courtyard house, so it's embarrassing to go to other people's houses to steal chickens.

Perhaps it was because Liu Guangfu crossed over, just happened to be angry and stupid at the beginning and cut off his lunch box.

This led to the fact that after returning home, he did not stew the chicken that came out of the factory.

Instead, due to the system chosen by Liu Guangfu to retaliate, Shazhu was directly disturbed by Jia Zhang's swearing and tearing up the stewed chicken.

So Xu Damao didn't take Lou Xiao'e to Shaju's house to question and doubt because he smelled the smell of stewed chicken from Shaju's house like in the original plot.

It was the violent storm of Jia Zhang's and Qin Huairu's family, who scolded the idiots and forgot to stew chicken.

Liu Guangfu feels that although the plot has changed slightly because of himself.

However, judging from his familiarity with the plot, Silly Zhu will definitely have to blame that little white-eyed wolf with a stick.

"You don't want to stand up, do you?"

"Don't think I don't know, those two old hens were stolen."

"There are chicken feathers scattered around our chicken coop all the way to the middle courtyard."

"If it wasn't for grabbing the struggling old hen, how could there be so many chicken feathers?"

"So don't say anything, the old hen ran away by herself."

Hearing Xu Damao's analysis, Liu Guangfu couldn't help but look at this villain with admiration.

When he was watching TV dramas before time travel, he felt that Xu Damao's mind was very useful.

Except for being unable to beat Siheyuan God of War Silly Zhu, everyone else suffered a lot in his hands.

This guy knows how to curry favor with leaders, and also knows how to win over people who are beneficial to him.

Living foolishly in a courtyard is the fate of a desperate family, and in the end he only slept with the divorced Lou Xiao'e and Widow Qin.

But Xu Damao, who couldn't beat the stupid, almost got three beautiful big girls with yellow flowers.

He is just a little projectionist, but he is married to Lou Xiao'e, a daughter from a wealthy family.

Later, it was obvious that she was physically defective and unable to bear children, but she divorced Lou Xiao'e for Qin Jingru, a village girl from Shuiling.

With only a few tricks and a little money, he ruined the foolish blind date and settled the big girl Qin Jingru.

Later, she disliked Qin Jingru as a village girl, and when she got tired of playing, she almost fooled the arrogant Yu Haitang.

To know.

Yu Haitang is the belle of a rolling mill with tens of thousands of people, and the people chasing her can be arranged outside the capital.

But even such a proud white swan was almost taken care of by Xu Damao in the end.

Even Ran Qiuye, the temperamental female teacher who was on a blind date with Shizhu, might be able to get her if Xu Damao made a move.

As for Qin Huairu, the pretty widow who lives foolishly and has always been greedy, Xu Damao also took advantage of her.

On the contrary.

Look at the stupid life of Qin Huairu, a pretty widow who was fed with salary and lunch boxes, except for being sucked blood and being used as a tool for long-term meal tickets.

He got nothing, and almost became extinct.

He is obviously smarter than Xu Damao, but he never tires of being sucked blood.

But Xu Damao is more pragmatic, and Widow Qin wants to benefit from him.

sure.

Have to get something in exchange.

Either Xu Damao has to take advantage of it, or else nothing will be discussed.

Liu Guangfu was also disgusted with Xu Damao's wicked deeds and even wanted to beat him up.

But from the perspective of his brain alone, he felt that Xu Damao was very good in the courtyard.

Xu Damao asked several times, but still no one came forward.

The third uncle opened his mouth at this time and questioned Xu Damao and everyone present.

It's just that they asked a few times, and everyone shook their heads and said firmly that they didn't steal chickens.

This is not easy.

Xu Damao was also impatient, and immediately lost his temper.

He told Lou Xiao'e who was sitting beside him: "Moth, go to the police as soon as possible, and we will hand it over to the police comrades to investigate and deal with it."

"I gave face to the three uncles, and I also gave convenience to everyone."

"It's a pity that you don't cherish it, so don't blame me, Xu Damao, for tearing my face."

Lou Xiaoe is also impatient, so she stood up immediately and wanted to go out to call the police.

Uncle Yi immediately stood up and stopped him: "Xu Damao, Lou Xiaoe, wait a moment, I'll ask again."

He looked at the people in the courtyard, and said with a serious expression: "Since Da Mao is willing to solve it in the courtyard, I hope whoever stole the old hen can take the initiative to stand up."

"If you have to call the police, it won't be as simple as compensation when you find out."

"Stealing two old hens that lay eggs is worth three yuan according to the market price."

"Adults are enough to be sentenced to two or three years, while children are sent to juvenile detention centers for a few months."

"Let's solve it in our own compound, and we can turn over the matter with a little compensation."

Only this time, Uncle Yi's words were not easy to use.

Seeing that the situation became tense, Xu Damao went to call the police.

Liu Guangfu, who knew who the chicken thief was and watched the excitement from the sidelines, was no longer interested in the general meeting.

Seeing that the three brothers and sisters of the sticks and stems were not at the scene, instead these irrelevant NPCs were blowing northwest wind in the cold weather.

He complained impatiently and speechlessly: "Xu Damao, whoever is not at the scene, you will know if you call over and ask."

"Sitting here in the winter and blowing the cold wind, isn't it just a trivial matter of catching chicken thieves?"

"Chichi waiwai one by one, there is no end to it."

Although Liu Guangfu ate two lunch boxes from Shazhu in the afternoon, he still felt hungry.

After all, he was starved all day by that bastard father in bangs in order to show his authority.

Moreover, there are only vegetables in the lunch box of Shazhu, and there are no staple foods such as steamed buns and whole grains.

All he wanted to do now was to quickly end this boring general meeting and go back to eat some staple food to fill his stomach.

After Liu Guangfu's reminder, Xu Damao, who was thinking quickly, immediately realized that there were some children missing.

He rolled his eyes and guessed roughly where the chicken thief was.

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