Siheyuan: the beginning reveals Qinhuai Ru's true face

"Isn't Qin Huairu having cramps? I've heard that she has this problem before, and she will go crazy when she gets emotional.

It’s really scary. I’ve never tried it in my sixties. Just take something and leave, just for fun, so as not to be responsible for anything happening.”

Thinking of this, she reached out and fished out a towel. In the dim light, she could see Qin Huairu lying half beside the bed, with her long, smooth legs bent vertically on the ground.

Gulu! My Adam's apple moved slightly and I swallowed the saliva. It was white meat that I couldn't eat. This greedy cat in my bangs was also the object of countless fantasies day and night.

He picked up the towel and stuffed it into his trouser pocket. It was too late to react, so he had to leave as soon as possible. If you knew what had really happened to the widow in the house, you stayed here in the middle of the night, and the evidence was complete, so you couldn't get away with it.

With the strong scent of toilet water pouring into his nostrils, the old pervert with bangs was ecstatic, smelling this scent was enough to keep him excited all night.

There is no way, when people reach old age, they can no longer do such trivial things. At most, they can only take a look, take a look, and have fun with it. Qin Huairu is the kind of turtle in bangs who has a lustful heart but no courage. He will never be able to do it.

Less white meat.

I am so happy to have a white towel in my pocket right now. The most important thing is not to worry about having tofu for breakfast tomorrow. Just thinking about it makes me drool.

He turned over and went back to his room. Fortunately, his wife, the second aunt, was still asleep and murmured.

"Old Liu, why did it take you so long to go to the toilet in the middle of the night? By the time my flowers have withered, they will almost be dead!" This is the code for the two of them who have been together for decades, and it can also be regarded as pillow talk.

, others can’t understand.

But when Liu Haizhong heard this, he was immediately shocked. After hiding the towel in a hurry, he took off his coat and tiptoed back to the bed.

He whispered back, "Our latrine is blocked. I went to the latrine in the courtyard next door. You must be the one again." He didn't dare to say anything. This was the sound he was most afraid of hearing every night.

We can only start after confirming again. It is unbelievable that more than half a hundred cooks are so addicted to it, just like smoking and drinking.

After a few seconds, the second aunt murmured again, "It doesn't matter whether you go to the dry toilet tonight or something else, the fields at home have to be plowed..."

When Liu Haizhong heard this, he was sweating profusely and his face turned pale. The secret words that had been secreted for many years were finally confirmed, beep beep beep... dripping from his forehead fell on the quilt, and his lips trembled slightly in the dark night.

"Well...I'm a little tired tonight. Let's try another day. Please be kind and let me go. My old bones will fall apart..." He slowly turned around and turned his back to me, not daring to look straight.

He looked at her for fear of seeing a scary look.

Unexpectedly, a few moments later he was poked in the back with a finger, and vicious curses were heard.

"It seems that your old cow is of no use. I have stewed soup for you tonight, and you have to work when you are full...otherwise, I will sell you." The voice was not loud, and everyone

But the words can shock people, making my bangs tremble when I hear them.

"Oh...I know..." Wiping the tears overflowing from the corner of his eyes with one hand, he turned around and faced her.

Yes, the second uncle is such a magical presence in the compound. He couldn't eat the slippery white meat he saw just now, but he has to go back home to plow the fields.

With tears in his eyes, he knew that this was the wife he had married in his bangs. No matter how busy or tired he was, he had to finish his homework as soon as possible, otherwise he was really afraid of being led away to sell her tomorrow.

The so-called "selling" refers to disclosing that little secret in the compound, which is of course the so-called unspeakable blade in bangs.

This is extremely embarrassing for a man who likes to "make his presence felt" on weekdays. How can he bear it? Thinking of this, he still has to finish his homework with tears in his eyes.

At this moment, this old cow seems to be plowing a rice field. The endless stream of clear water nourishes the body and is integrated into every part of the body.

This long-distance marathon lasted until the morning light broke, the firewood on the fire bed was extinguished, and the white smoke of Loulou floated out from the old wooden window with peeling paint, exuding the blissful atmosphere of the two old people in their twilight years.

Liu Haizhong was already sitting on the stone bench, with a cigarette in his mouth and a haggard look on his face. Although he had exhausted all his energy last night, he still could not erase his persistence as an authentic Beijing foodie.

"Hey! What's going on with Old Liu? This state is so annoying. His hair is messy and listless.

Didn't you really steal the widow's things last night..." The third uncle, Yan Shuzhai, walked out of the house with a chamber pot, which staggered and almost spilled onto the foot of the tree for drenching flowers and plants.

Looking at the bangs in front of me, I mistakenly thought that I would take the bet seriously. In my daily life, I would not take this seriously at all.

In order to increase the interest in life, he would often make various jokes. Who knew that today the second uncle Liu Haizhong would actually take it seriously, put it into practice, and turn into an incomprehensible weirdo.

"Look what is this? A widow's towel. You broke into the boudoir at night to get it. Third brother, why don't you just admit defeat? You can't even afford a meal of braised tofu and brain oil, right?"

At this point, Lao Liu had long since given up. He worked too hard last night and was looking forward to having such a delicious meal of coveted tofu noodles for breakfast.

He no longer cares about any image at all. For him, this is simply an adjustment to a life full of frustration, as if this is the only way to get a sense of excitement.

"You two are so early, what are you talking about? It's still a white towel, no wonder it's..." Yi Zhonghai opened the door and walked out. He saw Liu Haizhong shaking the towel in his hand, his face was full of pride, especially the dark mole on his chin.

Trembling, years of experience must have caused something big to happen.

As he spoke, he pointed at the small house where Qin Huairu was located not far away. He was suddenly shocked and glanced back and forth at the people in front of him with wide eyes.

Yan Shuzhai slowly placed the chamber pot on the ground, nodded, grabbed the white towel and pretended to pinch his nose, and smelled it. The aroma suddenly overflowed, and he felt relaxed and happy, just like the clear water in the morning flowing through the nose and instilling into the whole body.

"I'll go! Old Liu is too much. We were just joking yesterday. I didn't expect you, a beast, to actually steal something.

This towel is too disgusting, it smells really bad, otherwise..." As he said that, he even loosened his fingers and smelled it again.

Yan Laosan said this, but his body was very honest. The more he smelled it, the more he refused to let go. He kept turning the towel back and forth in his hand and couldn't put it down.

As the saying goes, "Fake love and hypocrisy are all the fault of scholars, but they are half-hearted and half-hearted." It is vividly displayed at this moment.

Yi Zhonghai saw that he couldn't hold back the anger in his heart, so he used his astonishing level 8 locksmith finger strength, took the towel back, held it tightly in his hand, pointed at it and cursed loudly.

"You two are really beasts. It's so embarrassing if you are still making excuses when you have clearly done something wrong.

The so-called second and third uncles in the compound actually behave like beasts behind your back. Don't tell me, I know you."

In fact, when he said that the towel was hidden in the secret compartment of his coat, he openly insulted the intelligence of the person in front of him, before he finished speaking, he wanted to walk towards the direction of Qin Huairu's house.

Seeing such a disgusting and coquettish operation, Liu Haizhong was filled with anger. You must know that he had worked hard to get this towel, how could it be taken away so easily.