Siheyuan: the beginning reveals Qinhuai Ru's true face

What a shame that the man who is known as the most "clever man" in the courtyard is actually peeing and getting stuck in his trousers.

It would be more appropriate to say that he is an authentic trickster from the old capital city. He uses his drunkenness and courage to act like a hooligan.

Hey! Hey! Hey! When he was in a hurry, he tore a hole at the seam next to the trouser chain, letting the wind blow in, feeling cool and refreshing.

A sneeze! A sneeze! I sneezed a few times before I came back to my senses and my mind was a little clearer. When I glanced around again, I saw a middle-aged woman standing in front of me, glaring at me with an angry face, holding a

Clothes fork.

"Listen to me, Widow, it's really none of my business. People have three urgent needs and have no choice but to do so. Haha, I just had two drinks and I was a bit dazzled. I went the wrong way and thought you were in the toilet..." His face was red and he was drunk.

The smell filled the air, making it even more embarrassing. Xiao Yingying tried her best to explain.

Unexpectedly, Qin Huairu didn't intend to listen at all. He swung the fork of his clothes and hit him with his pocket, bang bang bang...while beating him, he shouted angrily.

"Well, you third uncle, you are so shameless. You are just a beast peeing in the street. A great teacher can do such a bad thing.

Come on, everyone, catch an old gangster peeing in front of my house!" He repeatedly shouted and shouted, which immediately attracted the attention of many people in the compound.

Although most of the young and middle-aged people had already gone to work, only the old and the young were left. They gathered around in twos and threes and started talking. The opinions were almost one-sided, and most of them were blaming Yan Laosan.

"The third uncle is really as powerful as you. He actually took advantage of the fact that he was drunk and acted like a gangster with a widow. This wave of authentication evidence is complete. Let's see what else you can deny."

"Huang Liang's beautiful dream has been awakened by a move. Third uncle, after all, you are a cultured person. How can you do such a thing? I really admire you."

"It's okay to urinate in public in broad daylight, but now the city gates are wide open and you don't want to look at people over sixty years old. It's better to ask others than to ask for yourself for such a trivial matter."

"Wow! I thought I had admitted the wrong person, but it turned out to be your dad. He was just saying why he hadn't seen anyone for so long, and he misunderstood that he couldn't see anyone after falling into a trap.

There’s no need to solve it in public, it’s a bit embarrassing!”

His son Yan Jiefang bravely emerged from the crowd and stared at his father for urinating in public. He was so embarrassed that he would not have intervened in such a shameful matter if he had not just walked out of the cafeteria.

"Son, let's go quickly. I really can't control my peeing. Besides, I drank a little too much with you just now.

I wanted to find a latrine, but I took the wrong way and came to Qin Huairu's door to urinate..." When the old guy Yan Shuzhai saw his son coming, his face suddenly changed. He had no intention of admitting his fault and was still intoxicated.

I was enjoying myself while drinking just now.

He didn't take Qin Huairu seriously. With his excellent management skills, the contracted canteen was booming in profits. As the saying goes, "If you have money, you can stand tall and speak up."

Unexpectedly, since the widow Qin Huairu called everyone here, she had no intention of giving up. The two father and son helped each other and were about to leave.

He glared, had a straight face, raised his head slightly and roared.

"The third uncle has done bad things and wants to leave like this? You are such a cultured person. Now we have all the certified physical evidence, and there are so many neighbors who have testified.

How do you two want to resolve it now? Solve it in a gentle and peaceful manner? Or call the police and go to the police station? Showing your disheveled clothes in front of the widow's door, waiting for an opportunity to have evil intentions.

You still want me to confiscate the criminal tools." As he said this, he picked up the clothes fork and played with it in front of Yan Shuzhai a few times. The threat was strong and he had no intention of letting them go like this.

You must know that the two men were very angry at being so provoked by a woman, but now they seemed to be even more uncomfortable, furious, gnashing their teeth, and their eyes were clashing fiercely in the air, with sparks flying.

At the critical moment, Qin Huairu raised the fork of her clothes and was about to stab it under the third uncle.

You must know that for men with the city gate wide open, they are often in the most vulnerable position. If they are not careful, they will be unable to do anything for the rest of their lives.

Fortunately for Yan Jiefang, who is in his prime, he can withstand a few blows without any problem, and the steel hook will not fall down.

Not to mention that the third uncle was drunk, the tool was already in an immortal state and could not withstand a single blow. Not to mention dying suddenly on the spot, at least he would be paralyzed.

"Ah! Ah! Today I, Qin Huairu, will confiscate your crime tools to prevent harm to other women from good families in the future!"

Qin Huairu shouted loudly, raised his fork and dropped it to the ground, click, click, click! The friction between the metal sharp object and the ground caused sparks, and everyone present covered their ears and evaded for fear of harming the fish in the pond.

The widow stared angrily in all directions, wishing she could kill the second brother of the two men in front of her. Confiscating the crime tools was no joke.

"Sister Qin, please forgive me! My father was wrong this time. Your Majesty gave him a lot of slack. He was just blind and drunk and peed. There is really no need to go to war. We can discuss it if we have something to say."

Yan Jiefang blocked the fork of his clothes with his right hand, winked, and put his left hand in his trouser pocket. He moved it for a while, as if there was a huge object hidden in his pocket. He looked at Qin Huairu in front of him with squinting eyes, as if he had endless things to say.

secret.

"What? Your father misses me, is it possible that you as a son also have this thought? It makes no sense. You all think that widows are easy to bully, right?

Ah! Look, I'm going to use force to confiscate your crime tools!" He broke free from the opponent's hand and stabbed him downwards without sparing any force.

The audience at the scene was frightened and took a few steps back. Their expressions changed drastically. They were afraid that something would happen and shouted to help and dissuade him.

"Don't! Qin Huairu, you will demolish people's ancestral halls like murder and arson. Do some good deeds for your children and stop doing bad things."

"Stop it now. If you poke it, any egg will burst into pieces. If not, someone may die."

"It's so unethical. There's no need to do this. It's so scary. I didn't expect that the widow would just squeeze her but now she has to uproot her."

.......The comments were almost overwhelmingly blaming Qin Huairu. They hit and dodged each other again and again, which made everyone frightened and accused him of going too far.

The change from sympathy just now was indeed very fast, and it can be said that it was completely unexpected.

"Sister Qin, I've already spoken politely. If I continue like this, don't blame me for hitting people. For decades, neighbors have been fighting over peeing,"

Yan Jiefang really wasn't worried that he would be tortured. He pointed out the problem directly, for fear that it would cause a big problem. Moreover, the canteen was already busy.

Holding the opponent's clothes crotch tightly with your right hand, you put your left hand into the pocket. Through the clothes, you can feel that the thing inside is like a big sausage, standing up diagonally and shaking back and forth a few times.

Qin Huairu blushed immediately when she saw it. The experienced middle-aged young woman roughly guessed what it was, and immediately turned her face slightly and did not dare to look directly.

How can an ordinary woman accept such a shameful thing, even if she is already the most experienced expert in the courtyard. (More exciting plot content is in the next chapter, please pay attention to it)