Siheyuan: the beginning reveals Qinhuai Ru's true face
Chapter 221: Xu Damao eats his own fruit (for support)
Xu Damao thought that the third uncle went out to discuss countermeasures, but it turned out that he was looking for someone. So what, he was not worried or scared.
"I'm eating a bad thing now. Have you seen it? Cockroaches, what a harsh environment they have to live in. I'm eating a bad person. Do you guarantee this?"
Yi Zhonghai was choked and couldn't make a sound for a moment. Of course he was not a guarantee for them, let alone compensate them for the money.
"We are all neighbors, don't overdo it."
"Humph, I've given them a lot of face by not calling the police."
Yan Jiefang stayed outside and was prevented from going in by his father, but when he heard Xu Damao talking shamelessly, his temper grew.
She opened the curtain and ran directly in. She passed several tables and almost bumped into them. She rushed over and grabbed his collar, pulling him up from his position.
"Hey, hey, hey, let go, what are you doing? A gentleman talks but doesn't use his hands. Do you dare to hit me?"
Xu Damao felt that this stupid young man couldn't help it anymore. He was afraid that if you didn't act impulsively, if you acted impulsively, he would still be able to extort more money.
Now I was very excited, and even moved closer to him cooperatively, and even put my face into his palm.
It was full of provocation, and he was sure that Yan Jiefang didn't dare to mess around. He was impulsive, and there were two calm old guys here.
"Xu Damao, don't think that I don't dare to hit you. Don't go too far as a human being. Just get along."
After hearing this, Xu Damao not only showed no restraint, he even staged a big show, leaving several people present dumbfounded.
He suddenly trembled all over, as if he was suffering from epilepsy. Yan Jiefang realized something was wrong, and Yan Laosan grabbed his arm to stop him from letting go.
Giving Xu Damao a good opportunity, he collapsed on the ground and roared loudly.
"Ah, I'm beating someone, I'm going to kill someone. Yan Jiefang is beating someone. Please help me call the police. I won't let you go."
The first man held his forehead, and the third man's glasses almost fell off. Yan Jiefang was even more frightened and took a few steps back. He really thought he had strangled the person just now.
Several people looked at each other, and they could all see the helplessness in everyone's eyes.
This trick of crying, making trouble, and hanging was really shocking to everyone when a grown man performed it, but when Xu Damao performed it, they thought it was completely normal.
Yan Jiefang's toughness not only did not make him restrained, but made him even more aggressive, giving him a good opportunity to continue to fool around.
Even the neighbors in the courtyard outside couldn't help coming out to watch the fun.
"What's going on? Why do you hear the sounds of murder and death? Who killed and who died?"
"Ouch, it's terrible, something big happened in our compound..."
"What on earth is that bastard Xu Damao doing inside?"
"Is Xu Damao going to die? Oh, it's good if he dies. If he dies, our compound will be clean, and we won't have to continue to be harmed by him."
Very few of you really stood by Xu Damao's side, and those who sympathized were just worried that someone was really going to die in the compound.
"Don't worry, don't worry. My fellow neighbors, it's okay. It's all a trivial matter. No lives were lost. Let's just leave."
The staff in the canteen came out in time to maintain order, which also made a group of noisy neighbors give up the urge to continue watching the fun.
They locked people up so that no one outside could get in, but they could still hear Xu Damao's performance and wail inside.
Everyone was relieved when they heard that no one was killed, but their interest in watching the show still did not relax, and they all looked in through the small cracks in the window. It was very lively.
"Okay, what are you talking about when you're a grown man lying on the ground and acting like a fool? Just get up if you have nothing to do."
The uncle was given a headache by him. He could still deal with the shrew, but he really had no other way to deal with the gangsters in the market.
Xu Damao was not one to give in to others, and he would not give up until he dragged everyone to death.
Today they finally saw it. Although he knew in his heart that most of this incident was caused by Xu Damao's sabotage, they had no evidence to prove that they were fine.
Moreover, after asking around just now, there was no witness, so this time they are considered dumb and unable to express their suffering.
He winked at the third uncle and said that there was nothing he could do.
The third uncle took a deep breath, the two father and son also looked at each other, and finally Yan Jiefang stood up.
"Have you not eaten the cockroach yet? If you can, eat it now and I will compensate you."
Yan Jiefang pointed to the cockroach on the table and said very seriously to Xu Damao, who was lying on the ground. The latter was just stunned for a moment.
He lowered his head and didn't know what he was thinking. Yan Jiefang thought he was afraid to give up, but who knew that this bastard actually gave up.
He stood up from the ground and said to them.
"If I eat it, you will lose money?"
None of them knew the consequences of eating it, but Xu Damao felt that he was an adult man and his intestines and stomach should not be so fragile.
Moreover, he found the cockroaches by himself. He did not go to the gutter to pick out the cockroaches. He found them all in the drawers of his own home.
So he swallowed his saliva and endured the stomach acid. As long as he could get money, eating a cockroach was nothing.
"Yes, as long as you eat it, I'll pay for it."
Under the gaze of several people, Xu Damao grabbed the cockroach in the vegetable juice without any politeness, stuffed it directly into his mouth, and devoured it alive.
Some people were so disgusted that they turned away, and only a few people around the front actually watched him swallow it.
"How about it, I ate it?"
"Haha, you've eaten all the evidence. Where's the cockroach? It's gone, right? Where's the physical evidence?"
Yan Jiefang was so amused that he spread his hands with an innocent look on his face. It turned out that the provoking method was useful, and he regretted not using it earlier.
Xu Damao was so angry that he almost exploded. He jumped up and tried to strangle Yan Jiefang's neck with both hands.
"Damn it, how dare you lie to me?"
He was stupid enough to actually eat the evidence just for a little money. He was so stupid.
Xu Damao felt that he was being played, and he didn't care about the pain of his crack. He wanted to vomit it out on the spot.
But Xu Damao really valued his own intestines and stomach too much.
Originally, he had a cracked penis before, and his stomach and intestines were not very good, and he had diarrhea easily. But now he ate a cockroach and had a reaction on the spot.
His stomach was cramping, his stomach was very uncomfortable, and he was growling. This time there was a real problem.
Yan Jiefang thought he was pretending, and not long after he was happy, he heard several popping sounds on the spot.
There was an unpleasant smell in the surrounding air, covering up the aroma of food in their canteen, and the stench filled the sky.
They covered their noses in surprise and looked at Xu Damao covering his back with a horrified look on his face.
"No way? You reacted so quickly? Are you really having a stomachache?"
The third uncle was very curious and walked around from behind, and saw that his diarrhea could not be covered under the seam of his trousers.
"Oh my God, Xu Damao, are you incontinent?"
(More exciting content will be in the next chapter, so stay tuned)
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