Siheyuan: The Gods And Fortune Tellers, Whoever Provokes Me Will Kill Me

Chapter 001: Sticky Street Tricks, Activating The Divine Arithmetic System

1960s.

the capital.

Nanluoguxiang where the courtyard house is located.

Sha Zhu, who got off work, was walking back when he saw Aunt Li in the courtyard next door hurrying with her little feet on her feet, looking a little funny.

Then he joked: "Hey, Aunt Li, your legs and feet are not flexible, you have nothing to do and stay at home honestly, what are you wandering around, don't fall!"

Hearing this, Aunt Li said angrily: "Silly Zhu, you're looking for scolding again..."

Aunt Li didn't finish her sentence, she suddenly flew up with fangs and claws, and fell to the ground with a slap in the air.

Sha Zhu was startled at first, and then felt a little bit sour. The fall was too hard, how painful it was!

There were many neighbors in the alley, and everyone hurriedly surrounded them when they saw this.

Miserable, simply too miserable! ! !

Aunt Li's face was covered with blood, her two front teeth were knocked out, and her right wrist was broken when it fell on the ground.

Silly Zhu didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and was about to join in when he suddenly saw Widow Qin's son Banggun outside the crowd.

Sticky Glow's eyes flickered, he was sneaky, and he still held a rope in his hand.

After thinking about it for a while, Sha Zhu knew that something was wrong, so he quickly winked at the stick.

Seeing this, Banggen also knew that he had caused a big trouble, so he threw the rope and quickly slipped away from the corner of the street.

Only then did Shazhu feel relieved, and went over to watch the fun.

"Mom, what's the matter with you?" At this moment, Aunt Li's son Zhao Daguai rushed over anxiously.

"I...I..." Aunt Li lost two teeth, her words leaked, and she stammered: "I don't know what's wrong, it seems that someone grabbed my ankle suddenly and fell!"

"This fell too hard, Mr. Zhao Daguai, why don't you hurry up and send your mother to the hospital!"

"This is not right, the ground is quite flat, how could you trip over it?"

"I heard that Aunt Li didn't mean that I tripped, so what's going on?"

"Look, there are still two bruises on Aunt Li's ankle!"

"Couldn't this be a 'ghost grabbing foot'!" Yi Zhonghai, the first uncle, was well-informed and frowned when he saw the bruise.

He pondered and said: "You young people may not know that if you encounter a ghost scratching your feet, you have to ask a fortune teller to drive the ghost away, otherwise there will be a catastrophe!"

"Ah, Uncle Yi, I remembered it when you said it, Daguai, hurry up and invite Master Li from the next door!" Aunt Li was frightened when she heard that, and hurriedly asked Daguai Zhao to invite someone, regardless of the pain. .

Daguai Zhao said dumbfoundedly: "Mom, you are so confused, Master Li just passed away last month!"

"Oh, why did I forget, so what should I do?" Aunt Li grinned in pain, but the older generation believed in ghosts and gods, and she didn't want to go to the hospital until this matter was resolved.

"Isn't Master Li a closed disciple? It's fine to invite him!" Someone suggested.

"Come on," Sha Zhu said disdainfully, "I can find anyone, but I can't find Su Chen. This kid doesn't understand anything, and he can't even speak well! He also exorcises ghosts, I think he has been possessed by ghosts! "

Uncle Yi interrupted: "Don't be too messy, silly. Besides, let's treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor, something is better than nothing!"

The third uncle on the side said: "Zhao Daguaizi, then I'll call someone for you, don't forget to thank me later, just have some peanuts and melon seeds!"

The third uncle likes to take advantage of small things. His famous saying is "You can't eat poorly, you can wear endlessly, if you can't figure it out, you will suffer poorly."

He has been scheming all his life, even his own children.

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Siheyuan.

Master Li's home.

"What's wrong with me?"

A sudden sense of dizziness came, and Su Chen felt himself plunged into boundless darkness.

A large number of chaotic memories are entangled in the mind.

Su Chen only remembered that he was watching the TV series "Love in a Courtyard" all night in the dormitory.

The plot of this drama made him think about it with horror! ! !

Qin Huairu, a green tea bitch who likes to suck blood like a leech!

A white-eyed wolf who recognizes a thief as his father and avenges his kindness!

Xu Damao, who is sinister and cunning, who loves to make troubles the most!

A sanctimonious uncle who likes moral kidnapping!

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The more Su Chen watched, the more angry he became, the more angry his liver became, the more his eyes darkened.

In a trance, Su Chen slightly opened his eyes. There was no pain in his body, but the world in front of him had undergone earth-shaking changes.

He was lying on a reclining chair. The courtyard with blue bricks and black tiles contained old-fashioned tables, stools, water tanks, and antique wooden doors and windows.

By the pool in the middle of the courtyard, a handsome young woman was washing clothes.

"I... is this time travel?"

Su Chen's whole body trembled, and he looked around and fell into deep thought.

This is a standard Beijing courtyard house. The clothes worn by the laundry woman look very old-fashioned, a bit like clothes worn by people in the 1950s and 1960s.

The memory of the two lives merged, and Su Chen finally understood his situation.

He actually traveled to a world full of love courtyards, where the woman who was washing clothes was Xu Damao's daughter-in-law, Lou Xiao'e.

And Su Chen seems to be a different kind, unexpectedly became the closed disciple of Master Li, an outsider.

Su Chen According to the memory of the original owner, Master Li was a well-known fortune teller and Fengshui master in the capital before the founding of the People's Republic of China, and was a guest of many dignitaries.

However, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, fortune-telling became a feudal superstition and was strictly prohibited. Master Li, who was originally famous, was no longer there. In addition, he was too old to do other jobs, and he became a poor ghost.

Su Chen is his adopted orphan and also a closed disciple.

But unfortunately, Su Chen did not enjoy the glory of Master Li in his early years, but just accompanied him through the last period of downfall in his life.

Now, Master Li is dead, not only did he leave no family property, but he also left the only blood of their old Li family, a two-year-old granddaughter.

Su Chen looked back into the room, Li Xiaorou was sleeping, then touched the few cents in his pocket, and couldn't help but sigh.

Although he is Master Li's closed disciple, Su Chen knows that what he has learned is some deceptive things, and he has no real skills at all.

I can't live this day!

It's fine to be alone, and I can still beg for food no matter what.

But there is also a two-year-old girl who is growing up and must eat nutritious food!

[Ding, the Tiandao Divine Arithmetic System found the host, and the match was successful! 】

At this moment, a voice with a strong metallic taste suddenly sounded in Su Chen's mind.

[Ding, congratulations to the host, the Tiandao Divine Algorithm System has been successfully bound! 】

"Heavenly calculation? System?"

Hearing the voice, Su Chen was shocked, and the words finally came.

According to the introduction of the system, the Heavenly Dao Divine Arithmetic System has reached the most perfect level, and can control the operation of the Heavenly Dao and the evolution of the universe, comparable to the gods.

Even if Su Chen's current mastery is only at the initial stage, he can steal secrets, gain insight into misfortune, and spy on life.

[Ding, the novice gift package has been sent, is it open? 】

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