Siheyuan: The Gods And Fortune Tellers, Whoever Provokes Me Will Kill Me

Stick stick stops Li Xiaorou, showing a smile that he thinks the livestock are harmless.

"Li Xiaorou, give me this piece of paper!"

Banggen knows that Li Xiaorou is usually very generous, no matter what he eats or drinks, others will give it to him.

A piece of yellow paper is not worth much money, Stick thought that Li Xiaorou must have given it to him happily.

Thinking of earning a hundred yuan with this talisman soon, Bang Geng couldn't help but feel elated.

"No, my brother said that this piece of paper is waste paper and cannot be played with!"

Li Xiaorou twisted her body and hid the yellow paper on the side to prevent the stick from touching it.

The little girl remembered very clearly that her brother said that this piece of paper should not be touched casually, she was afraid that if it was touched by a stick, her brother would be unhappy at that time.

Stick was a little impatient, his eyeballs rolled around, and asked: "Then what are you doing with it?"

"Brother asked me to throw it away, I'm so soft!" Li Xiaorou said crisply and authentically.

When Bang Geng heard it, he thought Li Xiaorou was lying, if it was rubbish, just throw a piece of waste paper into the fire, and throw it into the trash can, wouldn't that be a disease?

BangGou decided that Li Xiaorou was lying to him.

Seeing that pretending to be a fox was not enough to deceive him, Stickyong immediately turned into a big bad wolf, and said with a serious face, "Hurry up and give it to me, or..."

Stick Terrier made a scary face.

Li Xiaorou took two steps back timidly, but she didn't give in, "No, I have to throw it myself!"

Stick finally got impatient, went straight over, snatched the yellow paper, turned around and walked away.

Li Xiaorou looked at the back of the stick, and when she curled her mouth, tears came down.

She turned and trotted back.

Su Chen was interrupted by Li Xiaorou, and came out of the room.

Unexpectedly, in the blink of an eye, Li Xiaorou ran back with red eyes, her mouth curled up, looking like she was about to cry at any moment.

Su Chen quickly squatted down, and Li Xiaoxiao fell into his arms.

Su Chen hurriedly asked: "Xiao Rou, what's the matter, did you fall?"

"No, the brother in the front yard of the paper cup snatched it away!"

"Which brother?"

"Stick!"

Su Chen was slightly taken aback, "I hope he doesn't just use it himself!"

Just as Su Chen was about to speak, he suddenly saw Wuming walk out with a cold face.

When Su Chen saw it, he hurriedly asked, "Wu Ming, what are you doing?"

Wuming said coldly: "Li Xiaorou can't be bullied!"

With that said, he strode out.

Su Chen quickly stopped him and said, "No need to go, he will never recover!"

Wuming's figure froze, hesitation appeared on his face, and he finally retreated unwillingly.

In Wuming, there is a kind of military-man temperament, that is obedience.

As long as he recognizes who is his leader and who treats him well, he will obey and never violate.

But he is also the kind of person who is particularly protective of his weaknesses. He loves those around him extremely and cannot tolerate any grievances.

If Su Chen didn't have a hard time just now, it is very possible to lose his limbs and legs.

Wuming is the kind that if you don't make a move, you will be fine, and if you make a move, you will be thunderous.

Xiaorou, that piece of paper is waste paper, let him throw it away if he wants to! Xiaorou has already got so many little red flowers, so don’t care about this one, right..?”

When Xiaorou heard it, a sweet smile appeared on her face again, and she nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

Su Chen suppressed a smile and looked in the direction of the stick family.

There are always some people in this world who like to die!

Stick got the yellow paper and went home happily.

He was afraid of being seen by Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu, so he took the things away.

Don't say that this is a good thing worth a hundred yuan, usually it is one yuan, Qin Huairu will go there, give him a dime at most, sometimes a few cents are spent.

Stick decided to study it by himself, see what this thing is for, and sell it later.

One hundred yuan!

The stick gets excited just thinking about it.

From now on, you can buy snacks every day, and you can also bring them to school to show off.

At that time, there will definitely be a bunch of brats trying to please him.

The more Sticky thought about it, the happier he became, and the joy blossomed on his face.

He spread the yellow paper on the bed, and saw the word "御" written crookedly on it, and there were some black spots around it.

"Little girl's handwriting is ugly enough!" Bang Geng complained.

He didn't know that it was written by Su Chen.

Unless modern people have practiced it specially, they have never used a brush, and writing with a brush is really similar to ghost drawing.

What could this thing be used for?

The stick looked over and over again, eager to find out the secret inside.

But how can an ordinary person like him understand the function and usage of talismans? After thinking about it for a long time, he still has no clue.

Stick is not a very patient person, otherwise his study would not be so bad.

At school, he was a typical sharp-ass-can't sit still.

After a while, Bang Geng became anxious, grabbed the yellow paper and slapped it on the forehead, muttering, "What's the use of this thing?"

He didn't use this shot, a bright light suddenly burst out in front of his eyes, almost blinding his dog's eyes.

Immediately, the yellow paper turned into a little bit of starlight and disappeared.

"this….………"

Stick opened his hand, looking at his empty palm.

"This is gone?"

The stick is in pain, my hundred dollars! My snacks!

"Gululu..."

At this moment, Banggen suddenly heard his stomach rumbling.

"Well, what's the matter, have you just had dinner?" Sticky thought in surprise.

"Gululu... Gululu..."

The stomach growled louder and faster.

"Oh My God!"

Soon, Banggen felt a pain in his stomach, and his whole stomach began to churn!

"Ah, it hurts, no, I have to take a shit!"

The stick didn't even have time to get the paper, and ran out of the compound like crazy.

There are no toilets in the compound, and we have to go to the public toilets in the alley to defecate.

The stick ran out in a flash, and the speed was quite fast.

"Bang, you haven't done your homework yet, why are you going out to play again?"

Bang Giao ate Xiao Zao ahead of time, Qin Huai Ru and Xiao Dang were still eating.

Seeing that her son just came back and wanted to go out to play again, she asked angrily.

Stick had no time to talk to him and ran all the way to the public restroom.

Unexpectedly, when I went in, I saw that a row of squatting pits was completely occupied.

There are still many people in line.

This is the peak time for going to the toilet.

It's time to eat dinner. If you finish eating early, you can go to the toilet first, so that you can get ready to go back to sleep.

Seeing that it wasn't his turn, Bang Geng ran to the pit behind the toilet, and after a meal, Lan Lan frantically pulled up.

After a long meal, the stick felt a little more comfortable.

He didn't bring any paper either, so he picked some dirt lumps from the ground, threw the pain and scratched the back, and then pulled up his pants.

It's a little more comfortable, but my stomach still hurts.

Stick stem clutched his stomach, and slowly moved back.

But the good times didn't last long, and when I got home, "gurgling", my stomach started to rumble again, and it was more restful than before.

The sound was so loud that even Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang could hear it.

"Banggen, what's wrong with you?" Qin Huairu put down the chopsticks in his hand and asked worriedly.

"I, I have a stomachache! Oh, no, I have to go..."

The stick clamped his legs tightly, and hurriedly wanted to go out again.

Who knew that the pain came so quickly that Mulou couldn't hold it back.

Puff!

Immediately afterwards, Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang saw a bunch of yellow things flowing out from the hem of the stick's trousers.

The whole family was dumbfounded.

The stick actually stood straight up and pulled his trousers without taking off his trousers!

A person who is about to enter junior high school has pants!

The foul smell of excrement and urine quickly dissipated.

"wow!"

Jia Zhang, who was eating, was so disgusted that he couldn't help it. He vomited violently and vomited out the meal he had just eaten.

"Oh, why didn't I hold back and vomited, what a pity."

Jia Zhang hurriedly picked up the bowl, gurgled, drank it in one gulp, and then burped, feeling better.

Xiao Dang looked contemptuously at Jia Zhang in front of him, and then at the twelve-year-old stickler who was still pulling his pants.

Can't wait to get out of this house!

Once the stick was pulled, it couldn't be stopped at all.

The point is that my stomach still hurts.

So, the top of the stick stalk shouted "ahhh", and the bottom of the stick stalked "puchi puchi"!

Qin Huairu collapsed a little bit, what's going on!

The people in the courtyard also heard the movement, and ran over to see what was going on.

But as soon as they arrived at the door of Qin Huairu's house, they all stopped, no, it's too smelly, worse than a latrine, and there's no way to get close.

"Qin Huairu, you guys are stealing stinky tofu at home, so you don't need to hide it!" The third uncle shouted enviously.

"Third uncle, this smells like stinky tofu, why do I smell like a feces doctor!"

"Nonsense, it's not cold now, who still defecates at home?" Uncle Yi said angrily.

"Qin Huairu, what's the matter at home?"

Qin Huairu was angry and anxious, she wanted to say it, it would be too embarrassing to say it.

But it's not a problem to see the sticks go on like this!

If you pull again, you may die!

"Uncle Yi, hey, the stick has a stomachache, and has been running thin, can't (Zhao Zhao) stop!"

B...

Uncle Yi choked at that moment.

"Master One, you were wrong this time!" The one who said it smelled like shit and urine just now replied.

In the house, the stick is almost dying. At first, he hunched over and pulled, but now he has fallen to the ground, and the yellow water is still flowing out.

Qin Huairu couldn't take care of anything at this moment, and pushed aside the curtain.

The people in the compound quickly backed away, Qin Huairu's body was full of feces and urine.

Qin Huairu couldn't care less about this, and anxiously said: "Master Yi, what should I do, the sticks keep running down and can't stop at all. If this continues, people may die!

Uncle Yi suppressed his nausea, and said loudly: "Hurry up and send it to the hospital! Come and help me with two young men!"

If it is normal, and the first uncle speaks, someone with a heart will definitely go up.

But today, no one wants this.

As soon as Uncle Yi finished speaking, everyone stepped back in unison.

Uncle Yi gave everyone an angry look, and could only say: "Uncle Second, take out your flatbed cart!"

"No, Uncle One, he..." Uncle Two was a little displeased, as if he was so sticky, wouldn't he dirty the flatbed cart.

Uncle Yi said angrily: "People are dying, and you are still worried about getting dirty. Hurry up, or something will happen, and you won't be able to escape.

After speaking, Uncle Yi raised his leg and stepped into the door, "Qin Huairu, hurry up, let's carry it together!".