Siheyuan: Wandering between Two Worlds

The old lady was walking on the sidewalk, but she was already limping to the toilet outside, but her body was really old. She should have covered her crotch with one hand and her butt with the other, but she had to use a crutch and could only walk with her legs clamped together, which made her already slow pace even slower. "Oh, who can help me, old man? I can't bear it anymore." "Puff~~~" "Oh, where are the people? I'm going to die~~~" "Zhonghai,~~~ Xianglan~~~ come and help the old lady..." "Puff~~~" The sound was melodious and graceful, and it floated in the courtyard with bursts of smell.

When several aunts heard the old lady's voice, they all stuck their heads out to look. This old woman was usually arrogant in the courtyard. Relying on the support of Yi Zhonghai, she often went to other people's homes to eat and drink. When she arrived at the restaurant, she sat down to eat without asking.

Now she saw her being humiliated, and she didn't even have time to laugh. Help? 1+1=3? If it's not right, then what help?

However, there were still kind people who notified the aunt who was chatting at the door.

"Xianglan, your godmother is dying, why don't you go to help."

After hearing this, the aunt got up and ran without saying a word, leaving a group of onlookers to look at Aunt Gou.

"Sister Gou, what's the situation?"

"Yes, tell us, let us be happy, oh, no, just thinking about it makes me happy."

The nosy aunts began to ask questions. There were not many people in the courtyard who liked the old lady.

"Hehe, let's go and see together and you will know, it is definitely very delicious." Aunt Gou had smelled the smell herself, so naturally she wanted to share the happiness.

A few aunts were fooled by her, and wanted to see the old lady suffer, so they went to the middle courtyard to watch a play. As soon as they arrived, they encountered a very important play.

One aunt endured the stench and rushed to the deaf old lady, anxiously asking: "Hey, old lady, what's wrong with you? Did it explode?"

"Oh, it's coming out, it's coming out!"

"Puff~~~Bang bang bang~~~"

The sound was no weaker than the bombs during the war, and it was also rhythmic.

Dongji Daci~~~

"Old lady, why are you pooping in your pants? Go to the toilet quickly."

The aunt's eyes were full of disgust, as if she saw that her future life would be dealing with these things.

With Yi Zhonghai's character, they must be responsible for the old woman's future life, and in the end it will all fall on her.

Who is willing to take care of an outsider? It sounds good to say that she is a godmother, but this godmother is not good to her at all. In addition to commanding her to do this and that, the rest is all disgust.

If it weren't for the fact that she felt she owed Yi Zhonghai for not having a child, she would have slapped her eight hundred times.

Auntie's status is the same as Qin Huairu of the Jia family, and she is despised by my mother.

But Jia Dongxu is incompetent and a short-lived ghost, while Qin Huairu finally turned evil, exchanging steamed buns for steamed buns and abalone for white flour for the sake of her family.

Auntie, with Yi Zhonghai's suppression and her inner guilt, can only bear it silently. Even now, she still needs to take care of this old woman even though she despises her to death.

Auntie helped the deaf old lady to the toilet, leaving a trail of yellow soup along the way, and the stench filled the courtyard.

"Oh... It must be that little bastard Jiang Yang who hurt me, I will never let him go."

The deaf old lady spoke up, and the scene had already blown away the other people in the courtyard.

"Hey~~~ I'm leaving first, it's too smelly here."

"Wait for me, Aunt Gou, you didn't come?"

"Ahem, I was so cheap, so I didn't go. Didn't I tell you, it definitely smells good?"

"Sisters, crush her..."

"Auntie, sweep it up quickly, the smell has spread to the next yard, be careful that people come to your door to cause trouble."

Auntie: "..."

What can she do? After all, Yi Zhonghai is her godson, so she has to clean up.

Before she moves, the old lady's voice comes again, "Oh, Xianglan, come in and help me, my leg cramps."

"Here it comes." Auntie endured the smell and rushed into the toilet.

This repetition lasted for half an hour until the deaf old lady became dehydrated and fainted.

"Help, the old lady has fainted, help..."

At this time, the neighbors had to come out. It was a matter of life and death. Several aunts came together to push the deaf old lady to the hospital. As for the things in the yard, no one cared.

There was continuous gunfire outside, and Jiang Yang was happily reading books and eating snacks at home. Don't be too happy.

I don't know how long this old woman will poop. I heard that pooping too much will cause dehydration. He mixed it today.

Two kinds of medicine, I hope they can achieve this effect.

It would be best if the old woman was hospitalized directly.

This old woman comes here every day to disgust him, she does nothing but stares at him every day, which is quite creepy.

He still needs to rest for a long time, and he is also annoyed by this guy coming here every day to disgust him.

Today is the last day of the celebration, and he has to go to work tomorrow.

As soon as the aunt and several neighbors left, Yi Zhonghai and his group came back.

Just admitted to the hospital.

Sha Zhu covered his nose and cursed: "Which bastard is playing with poop in the yard? It's so smelly."

"Don't let me know who it is, or I'll break his ass into four pieces."

Yi Zhonghai frowned, the smell was too strong, he had to run outside for dinner yesterday...

"yue~~~"

"I can't stand it anymore, I'll go out and breathe some fresh air first, whose poop is so smelly?"

The young Liu Guangfu ran out of the yard directly, this damn thing is more terrible than being beaten.

One is a physical attack, this is a mental attack, and it also has a smell, it's uncomfortable.

"Old Liu, the uncle in your yard, don't you care about it?"

Yi Zhonghai gave up his position and exposed Liu Haizhong's chubby belly.

Liu Haizhong secretly said: Your uncle. You arrange everything, and let me, the uncle, take care of the mess?

Although he was complaining in his heart, he still had to do the work. If he thought about it from another angle, Yi Zhonghai was asking him to do something...

"Ahem, make way, and follow me to take a look."

Liu Haizhong endured the discomfort and walked into the middle courtyard. He saw that the yellow soup on the ground had been dried up by the sun, leaving bursts of stench, as if a yellow smoke was rising.

"Where are the people? Are they all dead? Come on, let someone explain!"

"Qin Huairu, come out."

Qin Huairu heard Liu Haizhong calling her, so she could only grit her teeth and open the door, waving at everyone, "Come on, come in!"

This scene really looks a bit like a brothel sister soliciting customers.

Yi Zhonghai was moved. This scene was just like the scene when he visited brothels in his youth, with the beauty waving her handkerchief. In addition, he hadn't touched a woman for a long time, so he couldn't help swallowing his saliva. The smell in the courtyard didn't affect him at all.

Before Jia Dongxu made any move, Yi Zhonghai entered the Jia family first. When he passed by, he rubbed Qin Huairu with his shoulder. The soft and sticky feeling made him feel refreshed again.

An evil thought came to his mind, "Qin Huairu is really good. I am only over 40 and can still reproduce. It would be great if I could give him a child."

Yi Zhonghai's thoughts drifted further and further away, and finally his eyes were dim.

"Master, Master?..."

Jia Dongxu kept waving his hands in front of Yi Zhonghai. This old man had been staring at Qin Huairu since he came in, and he couldn't wake up even if he shouted.

Yan Bugui pushed away Liu Haizhong in front of him and waved his palm in front of Yi Zhonghai, but still no response.

"Dongxu, your master may have lost his mind. You have to slap him."

"No, he is my master, how can I hit him, or you, Third Uncle, can do it."

This old guy peeked at his wife. If he really wanted to beat him up, his status was not suitable, and he would have to rely on him for food in the future.

"Ahem, I can't do it. I need to be strong."

Yan Bugui knew who Yi Zhonghai was. He smiled on the surface, but he might stab him in the back. His small body couldn't bear it.

Let someone who can resist a beating come.

"Hey, you are so long-winded. Get out of the way. I am strong."

Sha Zhu pushed everyone away and rolled up his sleeves, "Hey~~~tui"

Sha Zhu spit on his palms, rubbed them, raised his hands and slapped them hard.

"Pah!"

Yi Zhonghai was knocked to the ground by Sha Zhu's slap.

"Bang... Bang..."

He rolled twice before stopping.

"Ouch, why am I lying on the ground? Why does my face hurt so much."

Yi Zhonghai wailed after waking up.

He saw Qin Huairu pregnant with his child, how come it's gone?

He was almost there, he was almost there to see his child born, why is it gone?

"Ah~~~ Who did it?"

Yi Zhonghai roared.

He glared at everyone with a half-swollen face.

"Old Yi, don't be ungrateful. We are saving you. You just lost your soul and we found it back for you."

Liu Haizhong replied unhappily.

This look, he wanted to swallow them up, was saving people wrong?

Sha Zhu's right hand trembled slightly, it was too hard, his hand was numb.

Facing Yi Zhonghai's scrutinizing gaze, Sha Zhu smiled and said, "Uncle Yi, Uncle San asked me to do this. He said that this was the only way to save you. I used all my strength. Aren't you fine now?"

Yan Bugui heard this and thought, is this a way to pass the buck? He quickly said,

"Old Yi, you just lost your mind. This is to save you. Don't worry about this for now. Qin Huairu has been waiting for a long time."

No

While waiting for Yi Zhonghai to speak, Qin Huairu came forward and said anxiously: "Uncle, I don't know what the old lady ate today. She has been having diarrhea. She has been sent to the hospital. The things in the yard are all caused by the old lady. You should go to the hospital."

"What?" Yi Zhonghai turned over, ignoring the dust on his body, grabbed Qin Huairu's wrist and asked: "Who did it? Was it that little beast Jiang Yang?"

"Uncle, you hurt me!"

Although Qin Huairu washes clothes every day, her body is still soft and delicate, which is not comparable to Yi Zhonghai, a big man who does it every day.

She was caught and kept complaining. People who were not at the scene would definitely think wrong when they heard this sound.

Especially Sha Zhu, who had been fantasizing about Qin Huairu for a long time. When he heard this voice, he hurried forward to pry open Yi Zhonghai's fingers.

"Uncle, Sister Qin was hurt by you, you should just hold my hand."

Yi Zhonghai: "..."

You uncle!

I didn't mean it.

Jia Dongxu quickly pulled his wife away. This was his home, and he felt like an outsider. It was not right for the master to arrest his wife in front of so many people, right?

"Master, stop arguing, let's talk about business first."

"Huai Ru, tell me the details."

Yi Zhonghai rubbed his hands, feeling the previous delicacy, which was much better than that of the first lady.

"First uncle, this is what happened..."

After listening to the story, Sha Zhu clenched his fists and roared: "It must be that little beast Jiang Yang, it must be him! Dare to bully my grandma, I will beat him to death."

He was about to rush out, but was stopped by Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu.

"Zhu Zi, don't be impulsive, let's go see how the old lady is, you can't do it now."

"What are you waiting for? Let's go."

Sha Zhu didn't wait for them to react, pushed open the door of the Jia family, and a stench blew in their faces, making them confused.

"It doesn't make sense that this thing is still so smelly even after it's dried. Shouldn't the smell go away after it's dried? No one told me to clean it up."

Yan Bugui shook his head and hurried home with his son. Yi Zhonghai and the others could handle the old lady's problem.