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The smell of burning filled the air. Everyone opened their eyes again and saw an abandoned door. Patterns were painted on the surface of the door, like the arms and legs of sea creatures.

Looking up, a giant cartoon octopus stands on top of the gate. The paint on its body had become blurry due to years of wind and rain, and flowed down in strands. The eyes were gouged out, forming two empty holes, which looked weird and scary.

This is a deserted paradise, empty, silent, and decaying.

Qinglan's five people all looked bad. Judging from the oppressive feeling this dungeon gives, it is estimated that the difficulty will not be low.

Everyone was nervous, but only one person, as if he was missing a muscle, praised him.

"Wow! What a big octopus."

Zheng Xun clicked his tongue.

：Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the atmosphere is gone!

: Er Zhui, are you greedy?

: The fish is so big that it cannot be stewed in one pot.

: Be serious! It's still in the copy.

After Zheng Xun finished his praise, he saw the other five people looking back at him.

"Oh, let's pay attention to the players' status, right? What do you think of this octopus, team member Yin?"

Yin Lexin was so angry that she didn't say anything.

"What about Captain Luo?"

Zheng Xun found that Luo Mingxuan was the only one who cooperated with him, and took the initiative to hand over the "microphone".

"I think Bai Zhuo is pretty good."

Luo Mingxuan is indeed very generous.

With Zheng Xun causing such a disturbance, I have to say that everyone else felt a little more relaxed.

Xu Guan looked at his team members one by one, as if confirming everyone's status.

"Lottery, and then we go in."

Xu Guan usually draws the number himself. After all, 3S is drawn, and only the captain can bear the blame.

But this time Meng Yijia took the lead.

"I'll go."

Xu Guan said nothing and nodded in agreement.

Meng Yijia went to the long table where the lottery machine was, as if he was afraid that Zheng Xun might suddenly do something strange, so he turned around and gave him a warning.

Zheng Xun didn't look at him, but kept his mouth tightly closed.

Luo Mingxuan came over.

"Why don't you report it? There are reporters who have agreed to accompany the team."

Zheng Xun stopped pretending to be serious and started talking.

"You think I'm stupid! What if it doesn't shake well and it's all on me!"

It's okay to take the blame once, he doesn't want to take the blame a second time.

Luo Mingxuan smiled and put his hands in his trouser pockets, waiting for the lottery results.

After the tinkling music sounded, an orange ball fell out.

…

Another one spit out.

SS level!

:2S?

:Come again?

: Speaking of which, aren’t S-level dungeons too common? I’ve never seen so many before!

: It’s a question of probability. The books that Qing Lan inspected were not too low in level.

: I prefer to believe that it is Zheng Xun’s physical problem...

: This guy, Er Hammer, comes with an S when he opens the box!

: It feels like all the S-class people I’ve seen in this life are here with Zheng Shen.

2S is a well-deserved difficult book, and Meng Yijia’s face is not good-looking.

"team leader……"

Xu Guan shook his head, no need to explain.

"You all have your weapons in your hands and are ready to fight at any time. Shutong, it's you who will solve the puzzle."

"Okay, I understand."

"Lexin, follow Shutong and cover her when solving the puzzle."

"good."

"Yijia and Mingxuan, adapt accordingly. When we encounter the boss, the three of us will attack first."

"no problem."

Xu Guan finally looked at Zheng Xun, subconsciously thinking that he was one of his team members.

"you--"

Zheng Xun stood still.

"Captain Xu, I have something to tell you! I'll help depending on my mood!"

"……never mind."

As expected of a wealthy team, their mentality and overall quality are top-notch. Facing an SS-level copy, he quickly adjusted his condition.

They prepared to enter Paradise through the gate.

Squeak...

There was no sound of wind or any push, and the door opened automatically.

The five people felt a chill in their hearts.

Zheng Xun pulled the camera ball over so that the audience in the live broadcast room could notice this scene.

"Look," he said, "It is indeed an SS-level copy. The automatic sensor door is awesome."

Based on the experience last time, no one ignored Zheng Xun this time, and the suspenseful atmosphere was disrupted by him.

Several people thought that Zheng Xun would be able to return to normal after entering the house.

Then they really thought wrong.

They passed a corridor, and a puppet hanging on one side of the corridor suddenly waved its arms and started chuckling, scaring Wang Shutong so much that he almost screamed.

Zheng Xun said from the side: "The heat-sensitive automatic doll is great."

After a while, they passed by a hand-painted wall. When Yin Lexin turned his head, the face on the wall suddenly shed blood and tears, changing from a smiling face to a crying face, which made his hair stand on end.

As a result, he turned his head and saw Zheng Xun leaning very close to him, his face almost touching the wall.

"I can't understand postmodern art, but it's pretty cool."

Yin Lexin resisted shaking her fist.

What's even more outrageous is that they came to a small forest, and in the blink of an eye, it was covered with corpses hanging in the wind.

Zheng Xun touched his chin and commented.

"Performance art, awesome, but not recommended."

The audience in the live broadcast room of the General Association was laughing their heads off.

: Hahahahahaha Erhui seems to have a serious illness. Is he here to download a book or to visit?

: Er Hammer, please wake up! This is not a walk in the park!

: A good horror movie almost becomes a comedy.

: He seems really worried about us imitating performance art.

: Er Zhui is very worried about you.jpg

: It’s really strange. Not a single monster has appeared so far. I’m starting to get scared.

: What’s that look in front of you? Isn’t this all weird?

: Where? Where?

: Just those corpses hanging in the woods.

The barrage is right. The first level Qinglan and everyone have to pass is the forest of hanging corpses in front of them.

"Is there another way?"

Xu Guan turned to ask Luo Mingxuan and Meng Yijia. They had just observed a distance around the forest from two directions.

Both shook their heads.

"We can only go through." Luo Mingxuan said.

Xu Guan made the decision without hesitation.

"That's it."

Everyone automatically clenched their weapons.

Xu Guan is a scepter. There is a gem at the end of the scepter. It is actually a button to switch modes. With a slight press, half of the scepter will turn into a sharp blade.

Among the other three, Meng Yijia's weapon is a fish bone sword, and Yin Lexin's weapon is a scimitar. Wang Shutong has been carrying a brown cowhide box, which should be dual-purpose. It can be used as a weapon and can also hold items.

The last one, Luo Mingxuan, was empty-handed, just like Zheng Xun.

"Where are your weapons?" Zheng Xun asked.

"What about yours?" Luo Mingxuan asked him the question.

"..."

"It's not convenient to display my weapon," Luo Mingxuan smiled, "It will appear when it's time to appear."

He was so confident and calm that Zheng Xun didn't bother to ask. He would know sooner or later anyway.

Before entering the forest, Zheng Xun also interacted with the live broadcast room.

"Ahem, dear viewers, as you can see, we are now going to pass through this land of wax people."

The barrage made fun of what a "wax person" is.

"The next process is quite exciting. Don't blink, everyone." Zheng Xun stepped aside, and the camera captured Xu Guan rushing in first, "Okay, Team Xu will take the lead, followed by Team Members Luo and Team Meng, and Wang." Team member. Huh? Team member Yin, why don’t you go in?”

Yin Lexin is waiting for Wang Shutong to advance.

"Because I want to be the queen!"

"Okay, okay, hurry up then. Okay audience friends, I'm going in now too."

The situation in Corpse Grove was even more dire than they expected. After the first person entered, the whole forest seemed to be shaken awake, and all the corpses launched a fierce attack on them!

Xu Guan led the team members to fight hard, but among them, there was one person who walked freely, even able to explain with ease as if he were in an uninhabited land.

"As you can see, the monsters started to attack, and the team members fought back heroically."

"Team Wang beat one to death with a suitcase."

"Vice Captain Meng poked two of them through each other."

"Team Luo is like a gorgeous loach dodging amid the monster's bombardment."

"Team Xu... Captain Xu has one kill, Team Xu has two kills, Team Xu has three kills! He is indeed an ace."

"Oh, our team member Yin is still wandering in fugue! Team member Yin, why are you unhappy when I interview you?"

Yin Lexin kicked away a monster and roared at Zheng Xun not far away——

"If you have the energy, come and help!"

"That won't work." Zheng Xun hugged himself and tilted his head to avoid a flying corpse. "I am a weak and helpless reporter accompanying the team. I can only protect myself."

"..."

"The whole team!" Xu Guan suddenly shouted from the front, "Ten o'clock direction, move quickly——"

Xu Guan found a shortcut and immediately informed everyone. The others were well trained and immediately followed the captain's lead.

Two minutes later, the exit was in sight.

Xu Guan slowed down a little, and after the covering Wang Shutong, Meng Yijia, and Luo Mingxuan passed by, he turned back to look for Yin Lexin, only to see Zheng Xun also dawdling at the back of the team.

Zheng Xun gave him a look, and Xu Guan didn't know how he understood it, so he turned around and left.

Zheng Xun took out a paper speaker from the cloud space. I don't know what kind of mess he had stuffed in the cloud space all day long.

He was encouraging Yin Lexin.

"Hurry up, Captain Yin! If it's too late, we won't make it in time for the cafeteria to open!"

Yin Le was extremely upset. He had to deal with corpses biting and flying around, and he had to avoid Zheng Xun's noise attacks.

Just as he was about to turn around and retaliate, he was caught off guard when a corpse monster sprang out from the bottom left, opened its bloody mouth, and its sharp teeth were about to bite his head off!

The raven camera just happened to capture the monster's mouth, and the barrage was full of exclamations. Everyone thought Yin Le's heart was going to freeze, even himself.

"Captain Yin, what are you doing? Walk faster, don't drag me down."

Zheng Xun kicked Yin Lexin three meters away.