Hello readers, I am the author of this book, and all aspects have no self-identity.

Yes, it’s that doggy author who updates every day and occasionally secretly asks for leave (really, don’t be shameless)

Here, the dog author first bows to the readers.

This book will be on the shelves tomorrow. I'm going to sell it badly and ask for a subscription.

Next is the sad part that everyone is familiar with, let us applaud!

Dog Author:

Ahem! (clears throat)

I have many stories about my misfortune, so please bear with me.

The music starts! (Little cabbage, the ground is yellow...)

I wrote many books and endured a lot of hardships before I brought this book to you.

I have been in the industry for two years, and I am lonely and bumpy along the way. It is like a big dream, it seems like yesterday.

The first book I started writing when I was in college, I went astray and joined the Qidian female channel. I wrote more than 300,000 words and collected 33 in my collection.

Then I went round and round and bought more than a dozen books, but none of them made any money (tears).

I have written about fantasy, about the heavens, about behind the scenes, and about many, many themes, but I have never achieved any results.

He is a complete old fool.

When people give you the nickname "Xiangonggong", they are either running away from the street or on their way to the street.

Every time I enter a group of writers, people will say it jokingly.

"Hey, my father-in-law is here. How dare you come to Shuiqun today?"

"Oh, I know, it must be that my new book has been rejected by Fu Chen again. He is such a useless dog who is so desperate that he can't even get signed."

"It's not like after Jinghong quits his job, no one will want you anymore."

"Ah, yes, yes, last time Kaguya and Midsummer signed a book for you, and you were ranked last when trying to test the waters. It was so embarrassing that you even left it at my grandma's house."

"Mr. Sir, today, please tell us about the word "pushui". How many ways can you write it?"

I could only grit my teeth and defend miserably.

Why can't poor grades be regarded as a failure?

How can the author and the author's affairs be described with the word "pounce"?

That’s creation! Do you understand creation?

Ideal, ideal are the two words that cannot be tarnished!

What kind of nonsense is "one year for high-quality products, two years for sure, and within three years, a great god will make an appointment with my name".

Everyone who was listening laughed.

Suddenly, the group was filled with a happy atmosphere.

I vaguely remember that that day I went to the group and said happily that I was in trouble.

A cold voice came from the crowd, "How can your father-in-law have sex with you?"

Nonsense, I clearly saw that he was taking someone else's title as a writer and bragging about it.

Yesterday, someone hung me from a tree and had my legs broken.

Alas, looking back on the bumpy journey, my heart is filled with trauma.

It was very difficult for me to write this book because I was writing it part-time.

The working hours are relatively long, basically 996 status.

Sometimes when I get home, I have to be busy with other things, so it’s hard to spare time to keep updated.

You also know that I often post a chapter suddenly at three or four o'clock in the morning.

There is no way, time is tight, so I have to stay up late to write. Sometimes, if I get stuck on writing, it will take a long time to write.

It’s really a life update...

But even so, there are still relatively few updates to this book.

I hope readers can forgive me, the author tried his best!

Point of tears: Because of the scumbag update, I have lost a lot of books. I am so heartbroken. I beg you readers not to keep books anymore. If you keep them anymore, your children will starve to death.

Next, let’s get back to the point and let’s talk about this book.

The book "Simulating Immortal Cultivation: Gaining Full Comprehension at the Beginning" started in a hurry, and many settings are not very complete.

For example, Root Bone, this attribute is a bit general, and should actually be split into two attributes.

One represents potential and the other represents physique.

However, when I started the book, I set up the book in a hurry and did not separate it, which has been criticized by many readers.

There is also understanding. Many readers complain that they are not so strong, and they are quick to do it every second before they get up, or they are like Chen Laomo in "Fantasy World Time Travel", who gets a certificate for a long time, and then uses their imagination to do some sexy routines.

This has always been criticized.

I sincerely apologize for this.

It’s not that I can’t write from my imagination. I’m also from the imagination. If you really want to read it, I’ll go to a science fiction store and buy you a copy of my next book.

In addition, my original idea was to tell an interesting world of fairy tales.

And I think, logically, if such a big treasure is introduced into our world, God will most likely punish him, so that’s why it’s been written like this.

Originally, I wanted to explain these settings slowly later.

But I got scolded too much by readers, so I just explained it directly in the adventure mission.

Speaking of adventure missions, the shortcomings are here again.

Flaw 2: Although the plot of Qi Yi Qiangu explained the plot clearly, it also attracted dissatisfaction from another group of people. You wrote such a grand opening, but you wrote a hook at the end...

To be honest, the author died on the spot.

It feels like readers on both sides have been offended.

At that time, for the adventure mission, I originally wanted to write a short plot similar to Lan Ke, about a fairy touching my head, giving me hair and immortality, but in order to explain the problem of understanding, I directly replaced it with Yi Hong.

Jun is the top level n+1 dungeon.

As a result, the understanding was clearly explained.

But it caused another wave of dissatisfaction.

If you write such a grand opening chapter, the rest of it will definitely fall apart.

Rubbish readers, rubbish writing, rubbish ideas.

emmmm……

Uncomfortable.

Regret, I should have known better to write about mortals cultivating immortality.

My jio's Song Ming template says that mortals cultivate immortality, and it's pretty.

The core selling point of this book is still those immortals, heroes and monsters. It writes about how comfortable it is for mortals to become immortals, and regret +1.

I also tried my best to write this book, and I had a lot of ideas in terms of plot design.

I have actually prepared many things including Xuanniao, Da Qin, Seven Kingdoms, Southern Wilderness, Master Tianji, Zhang Yi’s preparations, Xiao Zheng’er’s identity, etc.

The power system is at the front of the book. I also explained that there are a total of eighteen levels, nine levels of mortal transformation, and nine steps of transcendence. I thought it would not be so easy to collapse the system.

Then the story finally returns to the protagonist.

The protagonist's name is Li Xiang. He is my protagonist in "The Luck Is So Low That the World Will Be Destroyed." The first order score of that book was: 34. I persisted for 800,000 words. I didn't finish telling his story. I was very sad.

Later, I wrote him as a supporting character in "Starting from Weaving Myths". The book's performance was also very poor. The first order was about 300. I wrote more than 700,000, and I couldn't keep going.

I'm still very sorry.

He is my obsession.

I swear, I want many, many people to remember this name!

Therefore, in this book, I still set the protagonist’s name to Li Xiang.

Li Xiang, Li Xiang, transliteration, you can also know what I mean, it is ideal.

From the first moment I started writing, I wanted to tell you about the vast and vast world in my mind bit by bit.

Let many, many people know my pen name, and let many, many people see my story in the audience. This is a small fan's ideal.

Wait, I remember I'm here to show off my misfortune, not explain the plot.

Ahem!

Reader Dads!

You see, I have written so many books, and I have written more than two million, and I am only at level 2. I have been rushing all the way, and it can’t be more miserable!

Please enjoy the meal!!

This book has been published in Sanjiang, and I am very happy all the way to this point. I hope it will have good results and allow me to earn more money and improve my family situation.

Hahaha, having said this, I remembered a point.

You have been complaining about the three attribute points at the beginning of the article, why do you focus on family status?

Is your understanding bad or your luck bad? Even if you point out your bones, I will admit it even if I pinch my nose.

Why do you want family status?

Because I am really poor.

I really wanted to improve my family situation, and then I clicked on it out of habit.

emmmm……

Forgive me.

The above is the key to selling miserably. In short, in a nutshell, it is actually just one sentence.

I, the author, kneel down and ask you to pay me, thank you!

Okay, I'm done with my thoughts.

When I think about it, I seem to have forgotten something.

Oh yes!

Sacrifice your comrades!

The editor said that if you sacrifice a group of comrades when it is put on the shelves, there is a chance that your score will increase by 20%.

Absorb the destiny of the world, prove the Tao and become a god.

Let me find someone to sacrifice.

Ah, yes!

The first book, "Simulating Immortal Cultivation: Pushing across the Heavens from the World of Uncle Jiu", is about luck + Uncle Jiu, and the protagonist becomes a zombie. If you are interested, you can read it.

The second book, "Simulation of Immortal Cultivation: All Luck at the Beginning", you can understand without explanation.

The third book, "Simulating Immortal Cultivation: My Luck Is Too Unbelievable", doesn't require any explanation, but everyone can understand it.

The fourth book, "Simulating Immortal Cultivation: My Family Is Too Abnormal," seems to be about family circumstances.

If I sacrifice all living beings, I will become a god!

By the way, it’s not a studio, and I don’t know any of these authors.

It's just that my test results were pretty good. They saw that my data was good and they came to follow suit and try this theme. Don't guess anymore.

When have you ever seen a studio update that is as scummy as me...

I remember that the standard for entering the studio outside the station was a minimum of 2,000 yuan.

I'm sorry, I don't deserve it. My best book is only 800 yuan (tears!!)

Okay, the sacrifice is completed.

Let’s talk about what will be on the shelves tomorrow.

It will be released at 12 o'clock tomorrow, and 12 chapters are expected to be updated.

Updated in batches, about one chapter an hour, updated all the way to 0 o'clock.

If it is not finished, the author is in ICU.

As you all know, I basically don’t have any manuscripts saved, and the update time is very random every day.

In order to put it on the shelves on Friday, I directly took leave and came back to code.

I’m not going to sleep tonight, so I’ll just write until twelve o’clock tomorrow.

One person, one keyboard, and one night can change your life against the odds.

I am really poor, please support me.

I gain a lot of life, and you gain a lot of gold.

Thank you.

Finally, I end with a sentence of my ideal.

One year of high-quality products, two years of guaranteed success, and within three years, a great god will make an appointment with my name!

I hope that everyone in the world can attain enlightenment and become a god.

All appearances have no self-appearance

yours truly

Please remember the first domain name of this book: ._

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