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Chapter 700 The Shaoxing opera student is unqualified
Yuezhong Xiaobaihua Yue Opera Troupe, rehearsal hall.
"I was so excited that I was ordered to deliver the flowers, but I didn't care about the scorching heat. I avoided the concierge and the guards, and I had a lot of fun entering the house~~~"
"Stop, stop, stop the music, let the actors sing!"
The accompaniment of the opera stopped suddenly, and the actors on the stage looked blankly at the director Jin Meidi under the stage.
"Ping He Ling, you are now playing the role of Wen Bizheng, a young student pretending to be a book boy. You will be able to meet your sweetheart soon. I have never seen the excitement, joy and cheerfulness in you at all.
And as an opera actor, the most important thing is to stand like a pine and sit like a clock. But look at your image, with your body hunched over and your back hunched over. Miss, you are playing a niche role, not an old lady. You ,you……"
The niche actor Ping He Ling on the stage was almost crying. Only a few classmates knew that she had her own unspeakable secrets and they couldn't tell her. They didn't dare to stand up straight and behave as a human being.
Ping Heling is 19 years old this year and is a native of Yuezhong. He has a good voice since he was a child, so he was selected by an art school and has been trained as a Yue opera student.
The birthplace of Yue Opera is Yuezhong, so people in Yue Zhong attach great importance to Yue Opera and have extremely high requirements for actors.
Don't look at the glory of opera actors on stage, but in fact, the competition pressure in this industry is very high, because all actors have roles A and B. If you can't take role A for various reasons, you will be in role B.
When corner B is firmly established, nothing will happen to corner A, and the level of corners AB will not be too different.
Because of Ping He Ling's unique voice and her good image, after painting and putting on costumes, she is a handsome young student. First, she has been cultivated as a key talent by the troupe.
Ping Heling, who was always going smoothly, started to have a trouble when he was 17 years old.
That is, as she grows older, her pubic development makes her XX bigger and bigger.
If it were an ordinary girl, it would definitely be a good thing to be bigger, or even bigger, the better. It means that she already has the taste of an adult woman, and it also means that her children will not starve after marriage.
But this is definitely not good news for the Yue Opera in the "women's class", especially the Yue Opera students.
Because the costumes worn by Yue opera students are either long gowns or tunics, no matter which costume they wear, their chests will easily bulge out.
If a “man” on stage is wearing a big
For example, everyone is familiar with Jia Baoyu, the Yue Opera Jia Baoyu who dropped Miss Lin from the sky. If the actor's chest protrudes very obviously, the audience will definitely come out of the show.
At first, Ping Heling would follow the example of his elders and wrap his chest with gauze in circles. When it was wrapped tightly, it would look ordinary.
But later Ping Heling discovered that his vagina continued to grow, so big that it could hardly be wrapped with gauze.
Every time before going on stage, the little sisters in the troupe would help her tighten her chest so hard that she could hardly breathe. The strong Ping Heling continued to perform on stage under such difficult conditions.
However, after turning 18, Ping Heling discovered that her XX had reached a very exaggerated level.
It was so exaggerated that she had no way to buy suitable underwear in the small commodity market. If A were peach, Ping Heling would definitely have reached F+ now, bigger than Yuzu.
Ping Heling is only 162cm tall and weighs only 45kg. He actually looks like a slender and petite figure, but as a result, his body is so choppy and the proportions are very uncoordinated.
This has brought great troubles to Ping Heling's life and study. The Yue Opera Troupe is all women, and where there are more women, there will be more disputes. I don't know how many people are pointing fingers at her behind her back.
In later generations, the bigger the XX, the more confident the woman will be.
However, in the 1980s and 1990s, it was still relatively conservative, and XX-sized women were often labeled as being immoral and seducing men.
For this reason, Ping Heling secretly cried several times at night.
Who would have known that a year later, when he turned 19, Ping Heling's penis suddenly increased sharply.
The transformation from sleeves to durian has reached a very exaggerated level.
When an ordinary girl reaches this point, she should have thought about whether she might have some disease, but Ping Heling, who has a somewhat inferior self-esteem, still wants to use the old method of wrapping her breasts with gauze to reduce the size, but it is already a drop in the bucket.
So not having basic medical and health knowledge is really scary.
It just so happened that after the beginning of the new year, Yuezhong Xiaobaihua was going to rehearse a big play "Two Pearl Phoenixes", in which the male protagonist Wen Bizheng belonged to the mainland-style niche.
In the entire Yuezhong Xiaobaihua Troupe, only Ping Heling can sing the Lu style.
Originally, this was Ping Heling's best opportunity to play the leading role and become a famous actor in Yue opera. Others couldn't win it even if they wanted to.
Lu style singing often uses the solitary style of singing. The rhyme is mostly in the nasal cavity and the rhyme returns early. This singing style is very distinctive.
It is very different from the high-pitched and loud Xu school, the ups and downs of the Xu school, the tactful and low-turning Yin school, and the masculine and generous Fan school.
This means that niche students from other schools simply cannot sing in the Lu style, so the whole troupe is counting on Ping Heling.
In the 1980s and 1990s, life was difficult for local opera troupes. The establishment was cancelled, the state stopped paying wages, and all income had to be earned from their own performances, which was completely marketized.
"Two Pearls" is a comedy style, very popular with the people, and the box office is guaranteed to a certain extent.
In addition, an old local leader in Yuezhong liked the play very much and helped Xiao Baihua get a performance fund, so Xiao Baihua was ready to perform.
Today is the first day of rehearsal and the day to select actors. Xiaobaihua Yue Opera Troupe specially invited the famous opera director Jin Meidi from the provincial capital. On the one hand, she helped select actors, and on the other hand, she was also preparing for the official performance.
As a result, when the "hero" appeared with a flower basket, he was stopped by Director Jin after singing one sentence.
"Ping Heling, this is a formal rehearsal. As a professional opera actor, I think you always have basic professional qualities. Even if you are wearing your own clothes now, you can't be too exaggerated, right? You Look at your chest, do you have two balloons stuffed in it? Do you think such a serious rehearsal place is fun? "
Hahaha~~~~
Everyone on stage and off stage burst into laughter, and Director Jin frowned with laughter: "What's so funny about this?"
Sun Weidong, the leader of the troupe next to him, also had a headache and quietly said next to Director Jin:
"Teacher Jin, it's not that Ping Heling has a balloon stuffed in her chest, it's because her vagina is naturally so big..."
Thinking of this, Captain Sun also sighed and continued:
"I don't know what happened. In the past few years, her vagina has been getting older month by month. It's crazy. In the past, she always played supporting roles. She didn't have many opportunities to appear, so we just let her go. But now we have an urgent need. At the critical moment, she, this..."
Captain Sun Weidong is a man, and he really can't talk about the private parts of an unmarried girl with others.
Director Jin became anxious upon hearing this:
"It's not okay for a Shaoxing opera student to have such a large chest, and I see her looking like that. She can't even wear a chest strap. What should I do? Wen Bizheng is the protagonist, and he must sing the mainland style. The audience will definitely sing if he sings in other genres. If you don’t approve, do you have any candidates for corner B?”
Captain Sun shook his head:
"The Lu Clan is originally an unpopular sect, and we are a local theater troupe, so the Lu Clan only trained one person, Ping Heling, and didn't even prepare a substitute player."
Team Leader Jin has very high artistic requirements. Actors must not only sing well, but also have a good image.
Although Ping Heling's singing voice was fine, Director Jin couldn't accept it at all when he went on stage to play a niche role with a big dick.
"Captain Sun, there are only two choices now. Either change the script or change the actors. Pinghe Ling will definitely not be able to use it."
Captain Sun looked at the helpless Ping Heling on the stage, gritted his teeth and shook his head:
"Captain Jin, it's definitely not possible to change the script. This is a play assigned by the old leader. He also worked hard to help us get funding for rehearsals and performances. If we change the script today, we will be breaking the trust of others. We will try to get funding later. It's difficult.
Therefore, "Two Pearly Phoenixes" is definitely a must-see, but if it doesn't work out, I, I'll think of a way, or I'll go to the Brothers Theater Company and borrow a mainland-style youngster to help. "
Qian Hong, the deputy leader next to her, pretended to be anxious:
"Captain, if you borrow someone, you can handle one or two shows, but what will happen in the future? Our troupe is counting on "Two Pearl Phoenixes" to make money so that we can pay our wages. When the leading actor goes back, then our entire troupe will Caught blind.”
Borrowers must pay back.
If you say that you will directly transfer to the human relations job, other actors may not be willing to do it. After all, Yuezhong is a small place. If an actor has the opportunity to be transferred to the provincial capital Xiaobaihua, then they will definitely agree to it.
Captain Sun and Director Jin were going crazy: "This doesn't work, that doesn't work, what should I do?"
Deputy leader Qian thought of an idea. She stood up and said to the other actors:
"Okay, let's go outside and take a rest first. Ping Heling, you stay."
After Ping Heling heard this, his face turned pale and he stood on the stage at a loss.
The other actors walked out of the rehearsal hall one after another. Many wanted to see Ping Heling's jokes, while several actors who were usually close to him were comforting Ping Heling.
When the rehearsal hall was empty, Director Jin, Team Leader Sun, and Deputy Team Leader Qian called Ping Heling over.
Vice-leader Qian is a woman, so there are some things she can say better:
"He Ling, you should also know the reason why we asked you to stay. Our troupe attaches great importance to the play "Two Pearl Phoenixes" this time. You are also a mainland student trained by our little Baihua. What's your singing style? Very good. Teacher Jin just now agrees with it.
But your figure, ahem, especially your XX is too far away from the standard of a niche..."
Hearing this, Ping Heling couldn't help but burst into tears again:
"Leader, Teacher Jin, I don't want to either, but I can't help it, it has grown so big on its own. Wuwuwu, I like singing, and I don't want to leave the stage~~"
Ping Heling thought she was going to be fired and was so frightened that she cried.
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