Single Unlimited Wonderful Life

"Oops! The house hasn't been tidied up yet! Ah ah ah, now the workload has been accumulated!" Jincheng Zhai Qianye put down the game console and looked at the clock on the wall, realizing that he had played two games without knowing it. After playing the game for many hours, if her eyes hadn't felt a little sore, she wouldn't have raised her head to look at the time.

"This kind of thing doesn't matter anymore. I have special skills in cleaning rooms." Levi smiled.

Levi put down the game console, took out a few pieces of yellow paper from the drawer, and quickly folded them into small paper figures. He blew on the paper figures, and the small paper figures expanded and were given temporary functions. life.

After the paper men landed, they began to clean the room. Although these paper men were small in size, they also had the ability to cast spells. When spells were used, cleaning and hygiene were very efficient.

Jinchengzhai Qianye showed a surprised expression. She curiously put her finger on the head of a paper man. The chubby little paper man slapped her finger away and continued to use magic to gather the surrounding garbage into a ball.

"Hey! How amazing!" Jinchengzhai Qianye said in surprise. She was not scared because these paper figures could move. On the contrary, these cute little paper figures were like three-headed anime dolls, giving them a cute feeling.

It was originally just flat paper, but after being folded into a doll, it became three-dimensional and even the surface became smooth. Except for the slightly blurry appearance, it looked like a character from a cute mobile game.

Chapter. Difficulties of modern spiritual practice

The surprise in Jinchengzhai Qianye's heart has exceeded the critical value, but now she has calmed down, because after she knew that Li Wei was not an ordinary person, what happened to Li Wei, how absurd it seemed to ordinary people, he I think it's all understandable. Just like this scene, it can completely destroy the three views of ordinary people.

The chubby little paper people were running around the house, and a large amount of garbage and dust were balled up into balls, like dung beetle dung balls, and were pushed to the open space in the living room by the little paper people.

The little paper people made chirping sounds and communicated in their own unique way. This bird-like chirping sound made them even more adorable.

"These little guys were just pieces of paper, but now they are moving. It's incredible. Is this a legendary spell?" Jincheng Zhai Qianye said.

Jinchengzhai Qianye also has a good understanding of the local folk culture of Neon. In the Shinto system, it is said that some powerful witches and priests can use paper to transform shikigami to subjugate demons.

There are also descriptions of this aspect in anime, but other people's shikigami are powerful and handsome. When it comes to Levi, the style of painting is directly biased.

"That's right. Anyway, there are fewer and fewer people who can use this kind of magic. Nowadays, people can't calm down and practice, so there are far fewer people with real skills than before." Levi said.

When Li Wei read novels in the past, he often saw the novels describing the end of the Dharma era, the thinning of spiritual energy in the world, and the mysterious decline of the whole world. But to be honest, after becoming a transcendent existence, Li Wei realized that this was just the wishful thinking of novelists. It's just an idea. The reason why fewer and fewer people are able to cultivate their true abilities now is very simple, that is, they can't calm down.

Ancient people, because of the lack of entertainment, the practice of Taoism itself was entertainment for these people, and feeling their little progress was the greatest pleasure for them.

But now there is no shortage of anything. As long as you are not in a war-torn or poor country, any ordinary country with a relatively stable social environment will not lack the means of entertainment. Now the entire human society is in a state of impetuousness. Many people are following the concept of entertaining themselves to death to make their lives colorful every day. However, this is poison for spiritual practice, so modern people It is difficult to develop real skills with poor thinking.

Of course, there must be people who can develop true skills. Although the overall social atmosphere of mankind is very impetuous, there are always a few people who can persevere, get positive feedback from practice, and then go further and further on the path of practice. But this kind of person is already cultivating Taoism for the sake of cultivating Taoism and no longer has any pursuit of external things, so he will no longer appear in the eyes of the public.

For example, in today's nightclubs, the chaotic lights and noisy sounds in places like nightclubs will have a huge negative impact on a person's mind and soul. Therefore, practitioners will instinctively avoid places where they see such sensual and sensual things. , but now some young people like such an environment, and this environment is also a place where certain beings that cannot be explained by science hunt. They do not take human lives, but just want the negative energy generated by human beings when they release extreme emotions. Violence, lust, jealousy, arrogance, these are the negative emotions that are most likely to breed in places like nightclubs, and those beings like these things.

Personally, if you can't overcome the chaos of tone and color, then what's the point of practicing? It's better to lie down as soon as possible. Continuing to torment will not help.

But in modern society, the chaos of sound and color is everywhere, the sound is confusing to the ears, the color is confusing to the mind, exciting competitive games, short videos that make people watch non-stop, chess and card gambling that make the mood ups and downs, and various other entertainment that consumes the mind. Means are all huge obstacles for individuals on the path of spiritual practice.

It is precisely because the overall environment is like a "demon realm" that practitioners are becoming increasingly rare. In such an environment, even if you hand over real spiritual practice books to an individual and teach him how to practice step by step, That person may not be able to practice the real thing, because of the reasons mentioned above. Don’t blame the uneven road, the problem lies in the incompetence of the people.

Jinchengzhai Qianye stood up and started to chase those little paper chubby little guys. However, these little guys were very sensitive. No matter how hard she tried, she could not catch them. Moreover, when she missed them, these little guys would attack her. Making faces makes her angry and funny.

After trying several times and finding that he could not catch these sensitive little guys, Jinchengzhai Qianye gave up.

"Such a spell is probably very difficult. Anyway, here in Neon, I have never heard of any priest or witch who knows how to do it." Jincheng Zhai Qianye said.

"Although the overall quality of practitioners here in Neon is not very good, there are still a few people who can use paper as soldiers. However, they are not young anymore and they are no longer working on the front line." Li Wei said.

There is still something good in the world of spiritual practice in Neon. Some old people who devote themselves to practice and ignore worldly affairs have cultivated something real for decades. But the younger generation in the spiritual world, just like Chong Guo, directly stretched their hips. Modern society has too many temptations for practitioners, so the Taoism of young practitioners is generally not too high.

Only when the minds of these practitioners calm down can they really get closer and reach the limits of beyond ordinary people. But generally speaking, most practitioners who can achieve this are after the age of forty. Although the state of mind has been achieved, the physical body has been delayed for more than ten years, and the physical body will not be able to keep up with the cultivation level. It is too A powerful soul will in turn affect the body, causing imbalance in the mind and soul, and internal fire. This situation is the imbalance of Wei Qi mentioned earlier. The human body's Wei Qi will become blood-red. Before the body and soul reach coordination, Red Wei Qi will become a major hidden danger for practitioners to expose themselves.

When you meet people who are knowledgeable, you can tell by squinting your eyes whether they have the Tao or not. This makes it easy for practitioners with unbalanced Wei Qi to be plotted against.

Jinchengzhai Qianye was a little surprised. She didn't expect that there were people in Neon who could do such magical things.

Li Wei said: "'. Although the practice system here in Neon is incomplete and can easily lead people to go astray, there are also people who are truly successful in practice. Those who can cultivate real power with this incomplete system, Anyone who does this is worthy of respect.”

Li Wei is telling the truth. Compared with Chongguo's, Neon's cultivation system has very serious flaws. Therefore, practitioners on Neon's side can easily choose black and white, take the wrong approach, and even their own emotions. They are unable to completely control it, and may even go crazy and self-destruct.

Moreover, in order to make up for their own shortcomings, the practitioners here in Neon often deal with certain dirty things, and practice in such a way as to make up for the turbidity. It is precisely because they often deal with dirty things that Nihong is a good person. Most of the stories passed down from ordinary human beings by cultivators around me are very evil, even quite scary.

The practice system here in Neon is more like the goddesses, immortals and mages who are practicing among the people. They are all playing "Seven Injury Boxing". Before the cultivation is completed, every time they take action, they are hurting themselves. Laying mines requires a considerable amount of time to eliminate hidden dangers. Therefore, those practitioners are sometimes unwilling to take action even if they are given money. It is not that they have to put on airs, but that they really cannot take action. Until the hidden dangers caused by previous actions are resolved, they cannot be serious with others.

Volume 2. Wagtail Goddess

Chapter. Spell magic modification

Jinchengzhai Qianye said: "It turns out that everything shown in those movies is true. Before, I thought these things were feudal superstitions, which were just misinformation passed down from folk customs."

Although Jinchengzhai Qianye is also interested in folklore, in neon, folklore is always related to weird and superstitious content. She is afraid of watching horror movies, so she is both curious and afraid of these contents. I don't dare to have deep contact.

After all, here in Neon, since ancient times, there have been legends about warriors slaying demons and monks and priests subduing demons. In the past, she would only listen to these things as stories, but now it seems that there may not be a reason for the groundless rumors. Some things may It's not just a legend.

Levi said: "Ordinary people will have the same thoughts as you before they see these things with their own eyes. This is normal. After all, some things must be seen to be believed, and ordinary people like ordinary people encounter those evil things. , was frightened into silence a long time ago, and then became a member of the missing list, so ordinary people don’t know these things.”

Most ordinary people in the world are jealous of such things. They are curious when they don't see it, but when they really see it, they are only afraid. If the other party still has malicious intentions, then this person is very unlucky and will be added to the missing list.

Many people die in Neon every year. In addition to various accidents, as well as man-made murders and abductions, some of them are not done by humans at all.

Jinchengzhai Qianye watched the little paper people put all the garbage into the trash can, and then all climbed onto the coffee table. After being arranged neatly, it was as if they had entered dormancy. All the little guys were completely It came to a standstill.

Jinchengzhai Qianye said: "Why did they stop? Weren't they running around just now? Is it like a toy that ran out of power?"

Levi said: "Because their mission has been completed and I did not give them new instructions, they chose to sleep. In ancient times, there were actually quite a few people who knew such small spells, but in modern times, Although this kind of magic has not been lost, there are fewer people who can use it."

Jinchengzhai Qianye wanted to ask herself if she could learn such a spell, but she thought about it in her heart and did not intend to say it out loud, because such an ability must be precious. Why would Li Wei want to use such a spell? I have taught her precious strength. For such things, you can get the answer by thinking from someone else's perspective. There is no need to ask the question too clearly and embarrass both parties.

Levi said: "Such a spell is very expensive for ordinary people, so I personally do not recommend learning such a spell before you have a certain path. At least you have to lay a good foundation."

Listening to Li Wei's tone, Jinchengzhai Qianye felt that Li Wei didn't mind letting her learn such a spell, otherwise he wouldn't have said this.

"Can I also learn such a spell?" Jinchengzhai Qianye said cautiously.

"Of course, I have exposed my secrets to you. If you want to learn, I am naturally willing to teach you. However, try your best not to reveal your abilities in front of others. The world is dangerous these days, and people's hearts are You must be on guard against your belly." Levi said in a serious tone.

Jinchengzhai Qianye nodded, because what Li Wei said did make sense. She had also watched so much TV and looked at what happened to the protagonists in TV and movies. She knew that there were some things that she had to guard against.

Levi said: "Are you interested in magic?"

Jinchengzhai Qianye nodded, and a new world opened in front of her. It would be a lie to say she was not curious. But she knew that this world was very magical but also very dangerous. Without a guide, it would be easy for her to run into problems on her own.

Levi took out a few CDs from the drawer and said: "Here are some movies starring an actor named Lin Zhengying. After watching these movies, you will have a rough idea of ​​what you want to learn next. Got it."

Before Levi himself became extraordinary, he liked Uncle Ying's zombie movies very much. It can be said that no matter what horror movie it is, as long as Uncle Ying appears, he will no longer be afraid.

In the world view system of zombie movies, Uncle Ying may not be the most powerful Taoist priest, but he is definitely the Taoist priest who can give people the most sense of security. Neither Taoist Master Four Eyes nor Taoist Master Qianhe had the unique temperament of Uncle Ying.

Jinchengzhai Qianye said: "But it's already time to cook. If I don't cook at this time, what will the two of us eat for lunch?"

Levi smiled and said, "Have you forgotten these hardworking little guys?"

Levi pointed to the three-headed dolls on the coffee table.

"Li Weijun, won't your conscience hurt if you let these cute little guys cook? And they are made of paper. If you let them touch the fire, they will burn accidentally."

Levi smiled and said: "Don't worry, although these little guys look cute, their prototypes are the 'Yellow Turban Warriors' of Taoist magic. They just turned into cute dolls in appearance. When they really use their hands, These little guys can hold down most demons and monsters. The mere mortal flames cannot rely on them."

Levi's understanding of spells allows him to make various magical changes to the spells he has mastered, so that the original spells are no longer limited to the original casting procedures and effects, turning the tall and powerful Yellow Turban Warriors into palm-sized ones. Being a chubby little guy is a very simple thing for him, and such a change will not affect his combat effectiveness. It can also make the appearance of the transformed rikishi mislead the enemy, allowing him to seize the upper hand in the fight.

Jinchengzhai Qianye sighed and said: "If you just rely on magic, Li Weijun, you will become a rice bug."

Levi said: "I am a lazy person. If there were no magic, this place would not be as clean as you see. Let's watch movies first. These movies are all highly recommended by me. You don't need to have lunch. I'm in charge, those little guys are better than the most professional chefs, we just wait for the big meal."

"Well, after I learn such a spell in the future, I will never let these cute little guys do such chores." Jincheng Zhai Qianye said.

Li Wei just smiled. After trying the life of a lazy person, who would still want to do chores? Even though Jinchengzhai Qianye is talking righteously now, but when the time comes, she will probably also be with him. He is so lazy, he has magic and doesn't use it, so why bother himself?

This magically modified version of the Yellow Turban Rex is very popular on the floating island. Every girl has mastered this spell, and they just choose to use it or not according to their mood.

Chapter.Folk Culture

After a while, the sound of pots and pans came from the kitchen. These little guys have the ability to move, and they also have powerful "psychic power". Things like controlling objects through the air are very difficult for these little guys. They are very simple, so even if they are only the size of an adult's hand, they can still complete various housework very well.

Jinchengzhai Qianye felt guilty as she listened to the cheerful chirping sounds coming from the kitchen. She felt like she was exploiting child labor. Looking at Li Wei's indifferent expression, she felt a little depressed inside, feeling that those little guys were having a hard time having such a lazy master like Li Wei.

Levi put the DVD into the PS, and after setting the options, the movie began to appear.

Levi had long wanted to "preach" to Jinchengzhai Qianye, so he used magic to complete the neon language dubbing of the movie in advance, and used magic to achieve a point where there is no sense of dissonance in the dubbing effect. Since it can guarantee the original content original flavor, while also allowing the viewer to understand the various terminology of the film.

Ordinary "substitutions" cannot achieve the level of Li Wei. After all, Neon people's cultural understanding of Chongguo has its limits, so there will inevitably be errors in the translation of the film, and it is up to Li Wei to do this If things were different, these problems would not exist. The movies on this compressed DVD were all translated and dubbed by Li Wei, and his purpose of doing all this was to let Jincheng Zhai Qianye experience the charm of Xiachong-folklore movies.

Jinchengzhai Qianye was at the peak of her curiosity now. She heard that the next movie she watched was equivalent to an instruction manual for entering a new world, and she became more attentive.

The special effects in zombie movies of the last century were quite rudimentary. However, the veteran actors of the last century were able to use the most rudimentary special effects to present the best effects. This is something that today's young actors cannot do. Jinchengzhai Qianye was already involved in the plot of the movie. Following the plot, his mood was ups and downs. More than ten minutes passed by. After "Mr. Zombie" was played, Jinchengzhai Qianye also breathed a sigh of relief. She didn't Thinking about old movies from the last century, they can be so exciting.

The little warriors had already brought all the food to the coffee table in the living room. The rich fragrance dragged Jincheng Zhai Qianye from the world of movies back to the real world.

The two people sat on the small bench and began to enjoy lunch, while the little wrestlers were chasing and playing around under the coffee table. The reduced size also affected the temporary minds of the little wrestlers, making them as lively as children. .

"It smells so good?! This kind of taste is much better than that of ordinary chefs." Jincheng Zhai Qianye exclaimed.

In order to take care of Jinchengzhai Qianye's taste, Li Wei did not make his favorite Sichuan and Chongqing dishes, but made local dishes from Neon. However, the cooking skills mastered by these little warriors have already He is far better than an ordinary chef, so the taste of the dishes he makes can still occupy a place in those gourmet dishes. Of course, it is very difficult for young warriors to achieve such weird things as "The Prisoner of Food", but in "The Spirit of the Shokugeki", "The Head of the Chinese Elementary School", "The Different World Cafeteria", "The Emiya Family's Rice" 》For a work of this level, the cooking of the little rikishi is quite impressive.

Levi said: "I often cook, but cooking is just a hobby for me. When I am lazy, I will use magic to cheat. To be honest, being lazy is a very pleasant thing. "

What Levi enjoys is the process of being lazy. As for the reason for being lazy, this kind of thing is not important to him.

Jinchengzhai Qianye said: "If I learn step by step, how long will it take me to learn the spells to make these little guys?"

Jinchengzhai Qianye discovered the convenience of this spell. This spell could save her a lot of time, allowing her to focus on more important things instead of being distracted by various housework.

Jinchengzhai Qianye secretly felt guilty. She had been led astray by Li Wei, which made her feel a little embarrassed.

After all, she had said that she sympathized with these little guys before, but now she changed her mind. This shows that she, like Levi, is a villain who exploits these little guys with peace of mind.

Li Wei said: "A normal person would probably need to practice for forty to ten years."

"Eh?! Does it take so long?! But Li Weijun, you are very young!" Jinchengzhai Qianye said in surprise.

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Levi said: "My situation is quite special. I am a genius. My years of practice are equivalent to ten years of practice for others. That's why I can use this kind of spell at this age that only those old monsters can use. Don't look at these little ones." They are quite cute. Their prototypes are the Taoist Yellow Turban Warriors. Although they are just artificial gods imitated from real gods, their fighting power is beyond words. Ordinary monsters and monsters will be scared to death when they encounter them. Say hello goose-step."