Sister, Don't Mess Around, I'm Really Not A Fool

Outside the outskirts of Tenggui City, Baihu Mountain, where no one would dare to go up, is now going up the mountain.

"Stupid, I'm in a hurry to urinate, help me to ventilate, I need to make it easier."

When she was halfway up the mountain, Lin Yumeng blushed suddenly and asked the man beside her to guard her.

The man she calls an idiot is her adopted brother for many years——Peng Zhan.

"Sister Yumeng, what kind of wind is it! There is no one else in this barren mountain..." Peng Zhan said foolishly.

Peng Zhan is tall and handsome, but with a demented look, he is a fool with abnormal brain.

"Even if there is no one else, you have to watch out for me, just in case, do you understand?" Lin Yumeng said in a teaching tone.

"Oh, I understand, you are afraid that if a goblin comes to peek at you, so let me guard you!" Peng Zhan, who was stupefied, suddenly said with a look of enlightenment.

As soon as Lin Yumeng heard the word "goblin", Lin Yumeng shuddered, feeling a creepy feeling.

Because where she and Peng Zhan are now, it's just above the Demon Locking Cave!

Under the cliff on the north side of Baihu Mountain, there is a tiankeng that has been formed since ancient times.

According to the old man of Tenggui City, there is a female goblin with boundless mana and terrifying power sealed under the tiankeng.

Therefore, this tiankeng is also called Suoyao Cave.

Because the legend of the female goblin is too terrifying, no one dares to go to Baihu Mountain.

At this time, a cold mountain wind blew, the vegetation shook, and the smoke filled the air.

Maybe it's psychological at work, it seems that there may be ghosts and ghosts in the forest at any time!

"Shut up, you don't understand! Tell you to let the wind go, what are you doing with so much nonsense? If you dare to talk nonsense, believe it or not, I will tear your mouth apart?" Lin Yumeng reprimanded angrily.

You can't talk nonsense on the mountain, otherwise you will easily attract unclean things.

The reason why she took Peng Zhan to Baihu Mountain was to find a herbal medicine that could cure Peng Zhan's stupid disease.

Over the years, she has taken Peng Zhan to see doctors in various hospitals, but they have not been able to cure him.

The quack doctor who set up a stall on the old street yesterday told her that there is a kind of resuscitating grass on Baihu Mountain. As long as you pick the resuscitating grass and boil it for Peng Zhan to eat, it is guaranteed to cure Peng Zhan's disease.

The name of this quack is Zhu Canguang, who is also from the old city. He is a bachelor and can usually cure some intractable diseases of the elderly. He is known as Zhu Miracle Doctor.

Lin Yumeng believed in Zhu Canguang's words, and decided to go to Baihu Mountain to find the medicine.

She didn't dare to come alone, so she brought Peng Zhan along to strengthen her courage.

"Sister Yumeng, don't be so fierce, I'll just let you know, and I promise not to let others peek at you."

Seeing that Lin Yumeng was angry, Peng Zhan didn't dare to do it again.

"Not only others, but you are also not allowed to peek!" Lin Yumeng added.

"I don't peek, so I can look openly, okay?" Peng Zhan asked weakly.

"No! If you dare to take a peek, I'll dig out your eyes and use them as tramples!" Lin Yumeng warned ferociously.

"What's so interesting about this, I won't even watch it if you ask me to." Peng Zhan muttered.

He was really afraid of this sister who would tear her mouth and eyes out at every turn, so he began to guard Lin Yumeng seriously.

"It's really stupid. It seems that there is really no cure."

After Lin Yumeng finished speaking, she couldn't hold back anymore, so she hurriedly ran behind a big tree...

"Sister Yumeng, I have a question that I can't figure out." Peng Zhan said with his back to Lin Yumeng.

"What's the problem, tell me!" Lin Yumeng said while unbuttoning his trousers.

"Why can men pee standing up, but women have to squat down?" Peng Zhan's thirst for knowledge came up again.

"With your IQ, I can't explain it to you!" Lin Yumeng said angrily.

And at this moment, Peng Zhan suddenly found a pair of peeping eyes hidden in the grass not far away!

"Who? Who is hiding in the grass and peeping, get out!" Peng Zhan immediately shouted angrily!

Lin Yumeng, who was about to take off her pants and solve the problem on the spot, was shocked when she heard Peng Zhan's angry shout.

Then she followed Peng Zhan's gaze and saw the grass shaking not far away!

"Are you a human...or a ghost? What are you doing hiding here?" Lin Yumeng asked tremblingly.

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