Sister, Don't Mess Around, I'm Really Not A Fool

"Sister Yumeng, it's safe now, do you want to finish peeing?" Peng Zhan asked.

"No need, I don't need to urinate anymore, let's hurry down the mountain!" Lin Yumeng found that accidents would happen every time she urinates, and she even pulled out her psychological shadow.

This White Tiger Mountain was too weird, she felt that it was not suitable to stay here for a long time, and she just wanted to leave early, so she walked ahead first.

Taking advantage of Lin Yumeng's inattention, Peng Zhan quietly picked up the dead king cobra, and stored it in the space of the dragon blood ring.

This king cobra is a rare delicacy. He wants to take it home and make a delicious meal to supplement Lin Yumeng's nutrition.

"Why is there a strange ring on your hand?" Lin Yumeng found a blood-red ring on Peng Zhan's right middle finger when he was descending the mountain, and asked curiously.

"It was given to me by the female fairy under the demon lock cave." Peng Zhan said.

Lin Yumeng suddenly felt scalp tingling again, thinking that Peng Zhan was deliberately scaring her, and said angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about! Do you believe what you say?"

"I'm not talking nonsense! I'm telling the truth. Just now, after I was pushed down by Zhu Canguang to lock the demon cave, I met the legendary female fairy who was locked up..."

"I helped her get out of trouble. She not only taught me her unique skills, but also gave me this dragon's blood ring..."

Peng Zhan felt that there was no need to hide it from Lin Yumeng, so he told Lin Yumeng everything that happened to him under the demon lock cave.

"Stop, stop! Stop talking!"

The more Lin Yumeng listened, the more outrageous she became, and she hurriedly stopped.

"I'll ask you, what good will it do you to scare me to death? If you scare me to death, who will support you in the future?"

Hearing Peng Zhan tell such a bizarre story in this barren mountain and wild ridge sent a chill down Lin Yumeng's spine.

According to the old man, one should not talk nonsense in the barren mountains, otherwise it is easy to attract unclean things.

"How can there be such a bizarre thing in the world, are you bewitched by evil spirits to talk nonsense?" Lin Yumeng even suspected that Peng Zhan was bewitched by evil spirits.

It's no wonder that Lin Yumeng didn't believe it. Peng Zhan's adventure under the demon lock cave was so ridiculous that it was a fantasy. No one would believe that such a bizarre thing would happen in this world.

She originally believed that Peng Zhan had returned to normal, but seeing that he spoke normally and sometimes abnormally, she thought he might be normal intermittently.

Even if it is intermittently normal, it is better than being stupid all the time, at least it has improved.

"Sister Yumeng, what I said is true, why don't you believe it?" Peng Zhan didn't expect that Lin Yumeng thought he was bewitched when he told the truth!

"You talk about running the train, how can I believe you? Be honest, when you fell off the cliff, did you get stuck in something, didn't fall, and then climbed up again?" Lin Yumeng asked forcefully.

"Yes, yes, I was stuck by a tree, so I didn't fall. I didn't expect that you guessed it all right. Sister Yumeng is so smart."

Seeing that Lin Yumeng didn't believe it, Peng Zhan simply admitted it.

Anyway, it's useless to say anything now, the only way to convince her is to use actual performance in the future, don't be in a hurry.

"Hmph, even with your little IQ, you want to lie to me. You think I'm as stupid as you are!"

Lin Yumeng would rather believe that Peng Zhan was stuck in the middle of the cliff by a tree than believe in his adventure under the lock demon cave.

On the way down the mountain, Peng Zhan has already remembered his life experience.

He was originally the young master of a big family in Longcheng, with a prominent background, but when he was twelve years old, his mother Xiao Yu suddenly ran away from home and disappeared without a trace.

Shortly thereafter, his father, Peng Zecheng, married a woman named Ye Chenchen.

Since Ye Chenchen entered the house, Peng Zhan has not had a good life.

Stepmother Ye Chenchen even regarded him as a thorn in the side, a thorn in the flesh.

On a dark and stormy night at home, he was suddenly hit on the head with an iron rod and passed out.

Then, he was put into a sack, and was pulled by someone to a far, far away wilderness and discarded.

Fortunately, he didn't die completely, but after waking up, he has become a fool, and he doesn't remember anything, only remembering that his name is Peng Zhan.

He was homeless and wandered aimlessly all the way to Huaxi District.

If Lin Yumeng hadn't adopted him back then, he might have starved to death long ago.

Lin Yumeng could even be said to have saved his life, and he was his reborn parents.

As for the Peng family, he no longer wants to go back, he just wants to stay in Huaxi District and repay Lin Yumeng well.

In this world, apart from his biological mother Xiao Yu, Lin Yumeng is the only one who treats him well. He must let her live a happy life.

Now he has the Lingxiao Palace and all kinds of unique skills, and he has enough ability to make Lin Yumeng live a good life.

However, with so many special skills at once, he didn't know how to use them to achieve instant wealth.

Medicine can save lives and heal the wounded, poison can kill people invisible, so what's the use of disguise?

By the way, if you use the disguise technique to disguise yourself as the husband of a beautiful woman, wouldn't it be...

So evil!

Peng Zhan didn't dare to continue thinking about it.

Before they knew it, the two had already descended to the foot of the mountain.

At this time, a group of people had already surrounded the road at the foot of the mountain, including people passing by, as well as medical staff from the hospital, police and forensic doctors.

"What happened over there?" Lin Yumeng said nervously.