Sister, Don't Mess Around, I'm Really Not A Fool

On the way down the mountain, I suddenly saw a civet. Peng Zhan shot it dead with an arrow, and then put it in a dragon's blood ring and took it back for tonight's dinner.

...

Yang Yingying can now walk with a cane. She is bored at home, so she goes out for a walk around the neighborhood.

However, no matter where she went, she heard gossip women pointing and talking about her and Peng Zhan.

"Look, this lame girl is the one who came to have a blind date with Peng Dasha."

"What a silly girl, she actually went on a blind date with a fool like Peng Dasha. I heard that the first blind date, she lived directly at Peng Dasha's house."

"After staying at Peng Dasha's house for so many days, he should have been put to sleep by Peng Dasha long ago, right?"

"You are wrong, I heard that Peng Dasha is not good at all, he can't do things between men and women."

"Oh? Who did you hear that from?"

"I don't know who sent it. Anyway, according to the rumors, someone once seduced Peng Dasha, but he is not good at all, and he didn't respond at all."

"Yeah, I've also heard that Peng Dasha is not only stupid, but also doesn't understand the relationship between men and women at all. Even if he takes off his clothes and puts it in front of him, he will remain indifferent."

"Yes, this matter has been widely circulated now. Peng Dasha is really a useless piece of trash. Even if he is stupid, he has lost his function in that aspect. It's really sad!"

"The more pitiful thing is actually this lame girl, who doesn't want to follow anyone, but wants to marry Peng Dasha, a useless piece of trash, and later marry Peng Dasha. Without that kind of life, how can I live the rest of my life!"

"That's right, this girl looks like a flower and jade, even if she is crippled, there are plenty of men who are willing to marry her. Why are you so stupid and want to follow Peng Dasha, a useless piece of trash."

"A lot of men can't marry a wife. For a beautiful girl like her, even if both feet are broken, there are still many men fighting for their heads. But she chooses to be with Peng Dasha. Her life is ruined. Enjoy the fun of being a woman."

...

Yang Yingying heard rumors about Peng Zhan's failure along the way, and couldn't help feeling worried.

She doesn't mind that Peng Zhan is a fool, but if he doesn't even have that function, it will really make her retreat.

Because, she is a normal girl and cannot accept asexual marriage. If she can't enjoy the love between men and women in her whole life, she can't imagine how painful it will be.

She didn't want to listen to the neighbors pointing and pointing, so she hurried home.

She has already decided in her heart, she will try Peng Zhan tonight, if it really doesn't work, then she has to retreat quickly, and can't waste any more time on him.

In fact, Liu Qiushui was the first to spread the rumor about Peng Zhan's failure.

That night, she went to Peng Zhan's house and teased Peng Zhan, who had been drugged by her, in every possible way, but Peng Zhan didn't respond at all. Later, she talked about it with a girlfriend.

Then, her best friend inadvertently spread the word.

Good things don't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles. Regarding Peng Zhan's failure, it was quickly spread to ten, ten to hundreds, and the more it spread, the more outrageous it became.

...

When Peng Zhan came home, Yang Yingying couldn't test him in broad daylight, so she refrained from talking about his failure.

At night, Peng Zhan took the civet out of the dragon's blood ring and made a delicious dish with Yang Yingying.

Since Lin Yumeng had already gone to another place for an internship, there were only Peng Zhan and Yang Yingying left at home, so the atmosphere was a bit ambiguous during the meal, like a young couple.

After eating and drinking, Yang Yingying went to take a bath.

I recently lived in Peng Zhan’s house, and I ate wild game every day, and I drank century-old ginseng soup or Hewushou soup, which was very nutritious.

As the saying goes, full of warmth and thoughts, Yang Yingying, a young girl who is in adolescence, is also secretly lustful.

She has already decided that if Peng Zhan wants to test tonight, she will give it to him directly and trap him tightly so as not to have long nights and dreams and be snatched away by others.

After Yang Yingying finished washing, Peng Zhan also went to take a shower.

After Peng Zhan came out of the shower, Yang Yingying decided to start experimenting with what Peng Zhan could do.

"Peng Zhan, I'm tired, please carry me into the room to rest." Yang Yingying said.

"Don't you have crutches, you can walk by yourself, why do you need me to hug you?" Peng Zhan said.

"You are really a straight man! Don't you have no girlfriend for so long, let me give you a hug, it's a chance for you to show off, do you understand?" Yang Yingying said.

"Okay, then I'll carry you in." After Peng Zhan finished speaking, he carried Yang Yingying into her room.

When she put Yang Yingying on the bed, Yang Yingying suddenly said softly: "Peng Zhan, there is something I want to ask you about."

"What's the matter, just tell me, what do you want to know?" Peng Zhan asked.

"I walked around the neighborhood today and heard many women saying that you are not good at all." Yang Yingying said with a red face.

"I can't? Why can't I, can you explain a little more clearly?" Peng Zhan was at a loss.

"No, it means that you don't have the functions that a man should have, and you can't have sex with fish and water."

"To put it bluntly, it means that you can't do things like husband and wife, and you can't do the kind of things that men and women love to do. Is this true?"

Yang Yingying looked into Peng Zhan's eyes and asked in case he was lying.