Sister, please stop teasing me

Before Jiang Mubai could speak, Wang Jian jumped out to speak first.

"Damn, Zhang Lei, you kid is shameless, I advise you not to borrow a car from Lao Bai", he pushed the non-existent glasses as he spoke, and said seriously.

Nani: Zhang Lei was a little confused.

"Why can't you borrow a car from Lao Bai, is there any explanation", Zhang Lei asked puzzled, Li Changqing and Jiang Mubai also pricked up their ears to hear what Wang Jian had to fart.

"Because...", Wang Jian also deliberately sold a pass, "because I haven't borrowed it yet... Ah!

" Before Wang Jian finished speaking, he was hammered by Zhang Lei: "You stinky and shameless, you don't borrow my shit, right, Lao Bai"

Jiang Mubai also nodded cooperatively, and leaned back with a smile, Wang Jian's product is really too shameless and cheap.

"Do you think I don't want to, I TM drove my dad's car during the Chinese New Year last year, and ate a few egg yolk pies when I went to a relative's house for dinner, but I met the traffic police, and I never dreamed that the egg yolk pie actually contained alcohol!", Wang Jian said hatefully, who can understand this.

"Damn, all the twelve points of my driver's license have been deducted, and I can't retake the test in a short time, I really bolt Q", Wang Jian said through gritted teeth.

"Hahahahahaha, you want to laugh at

me to death" "Wang Jian hahahaha, do you want to inherit my ant Huabei by laughing me to death???

the people in the car laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt, and even Jiang Mubai slowed down the car, afraid that there would be problems if he drove too fast.

It's a pity that Wang Jian doesn't go to Deyun Club to talk about cross talk, and it's definitely a big loss for Deyun Club.

Wang Jiancheng looked at these dogs with a dark face and smiled, it was really hateful, and the back molars were about to be crushed, but he had no choice, who made himself embarrassed, and it was strange if he didn't laugh at himself.

"Don't laugh, I'm shameless?", Wang Jian said with a dark face.

Wang Jian didn't say that it was okay, but as soon as he said it, everyone laughed, and the car was filled with happy air inside and outside.

Happiness is not shared between people.

In the end, Jiang Mubai stood up to help Wang Jian solve the siege: "Okay, okay, let's go back and laugh slowly, hide and laugh secretly"

I saw that Wang Jian's face turned purple with the naked eye, yes, black and purple.

"Let's go, I'll take you to eat the hanging garden today!", Jiang Mubai was about to cry when he saw Wang Jian, and hurriedly played a round.

What the hell

!!Hanging Garden!"Damn, I heard it right, the Hanging Garden Western Restaurant with an average per capita consumption of more than 3,000??", Li Changqing suddenly roared, startling Jiang Mubai.

"Damn, if you don't want to say it directly, you'll scare me to death", Jiang Mubai didn't slow down a little, Li Changqing sat behind him, and shouted at the back of his head in his voice, how scary it is.

"No, no, I'm just a little surprised", Li Changqing was still a little embarrassed, was his reaction just now a little too big, and scared his future boss.

"What's so surprising, isn't it a Western restaurant", Zhang Lei didn't care, he didn't understand the consumption level of this restaurant.

"Fart, I'll show you a video, you will know how good this restaurant is" As he spoke, Li Changqing took out his mobile phone from his pocket and opened Douyin.

[Hello everyone, I'm Hei Bing, today I came to a restaurant recommended by a fan, let's go take a look... bibi~

] [Damn, such a small dish costs me 800 yuan!Not to mention, the number is quite auspicious

...] [This typhoon shelter crab is really fragrant, worthy of his price...

] [Brothers, today's meal cost me 6,000 oceans, although it is expensive, it is really delicious, it is worthy of a restaurant with a per capita consumption of 3,000, the needle is not poked!]

After watching the video, the other two people were stunned, so expensive!!

"Lao Bai, I've made a lot of money today, why don't you change to a food stall and save you some money", Li Changqing said kindly, he still has a little pressure to go to such a restaurant.

"Yes, yes", Zhang Lei agreed.

Although several people said that they would slaughter themselves well before they came, but in the end, they all wanted to save themselves money, Jiang Mubai's heart was still very moved, such a brother.... Ah no, where can I find such a dog son?

"Your father, I'm in for a treat, you're welcome, just eat", Jiang Mubai is full of pride, and now he is really not short of money, so it doesn't matter if he has this money.

Come to the restaurant.

The doorman obviously already knew Jiang Mubai, after all, some time ago, Jiang Mubai took Han Gang and a few people to come here for dinner every day, and his heroic appearance made the doorman already know Jiang Mubai.

"Mr. Jiang, I'll help you park", and then stood aside respectfully and waited.

Jiang Mubai said in his heart, it's not that Lao Tzu can't stop, so you have to tip if you park.

But he said that he would not drive him away.

After getting out of the car, he handed the car key to the doorman and gave 200 yuan by the way.

Enter the restaurant.

"I'll go, Lao Bai, you are too generous, two hundred yuan will be given like this", Wang Jian was a little red-eyed, he would also park, if this money was given to himself, it would be a beautiful thing.

"Do you think I want to give, it's not that I can't park, the bad habits from Western countries are really excessive, and we don't lack arms and legs, and we have to help myself park and then ask for tips. Jiang Mubai also said hatefully.

The breaking of the rules of tipping is a bad habit passed down from Western countries, what kind of elegance and what kind of gentleman.

The so-called gentlemen are nothing more than a group of robbers in suits, so why don't you see them when they come to rob?

A few people talked indignantly for a while, and several people seemed to be indignant.

"You can order whatever you want, you don't have to save me money, after eating this meal, you will make money to support me, hehehe", Jiang Mubai joked.

"Damn... The evil capitalists will squeeze the surplus value of the workers!", although Zhang Lei said so, he tearfully ordered several dishes.

"Hey, hey, it's too late to regret it now!", Jiang Mubai's ugly face looks like a blood-sucking capitalist.

The brothers had no choice, looked at the table full of delicacies, and ate them with tears in their eyes.

It's just that this "tear" comes out of the mouth.

Eat and drink to your heart's content.

"Sons, have you eaten enough", as the host this time, Jiang Mubai naturally wanted to ask everyone if they were full, which was the most basic etiquette as a host.

"It's necessary, Lao Bai, you treat us as pigs," Wang Jian said as he wiped his mouth with a tissue.

Jiang Mubai raised his eyebrows: "Isn't it?"