Sky Dungeon
Chapter 496: Surgery to turn yourself into a brother?
Yang Miaomiao is still too young. This bear child has never thought that if his sister can't get married, he can't get married. How can he push his own sister into the fire pit of Jingtian?
Even if it’s a joke, it’s a little measured...
You must know that Yang Mimi lost to Jing Tian last night. It is natural for a woman to like a man who is stronger than herself. Anything he said can be misinterpreted into Yang Mimi's inner thoughts through the mouth of her brother. In turn, deeper misunderstandings are generated and the girls have some inexplicable ideas.
From then on, the four girls also had a weak grudge against Yang Mimi. Fortunately, Yang Mimi always liked fat people and had no idea about Jing Tian. Otherwise, Jing Tian would be strictly prohibited from competing with any woman, and the province would be touched by flowers. .
After all, the four daughters had been smashed in the fight, and if a few more people participated, it would only make the women more distressed.
"By the way, let me tell you that when there are two newcomers entering the guild, I will pull them into the chat room, and everyone is ready to welcome it." Jing Tian said lightly, but his voice couldn't help revealing a sense of pride. taste.
He naturally received the good news from the King of Swordsman last night. Yesterday, he added two newcomer’s game friends. Now the other party actively sends him a message to let Jing Tian join them in the guild in the past.
Jing Tian happily agreed to the next two. Although he was a while long, he definitely did not have any superiority, nor was he never before. When he was young, he was proud of himself. He was naturally arrogant, as if he was superior to others. Several levels. However, Jing Tian has long since polished away those arrogance, and he yearns for freedom more than the wealth and power of the rich.
At this moment, Jing Tian was proud of his wise decision. It was a risky move for Yu Yan to approach the two.
After all, Yu Yan’s personality in the second disease can easily make players want to escape, but she also has characteristics that others don’t have. As long as the righteous chivalry is present, Yu Yan will do her best to help newcomers and give newcomers. A friendly feeling.
I have a deep understanding of all this.
"Welcome welcome, warm welcome to Meow! Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!"
Everyone was speechless. After all, Jing Tian just mentioned the matter, and the action of pulling people has not yet been carried out. This Yang Miaomiao has already welcomed him. This bear child has a positive attitude, but there is a positive attitude, but you are waiting two. People will shout after pulling into the chat room!
Aliens have excess energy, they like to be active!
Think about this kind of oolong incident that often happened in the original company. Energetic is better than silent. In this situation, everyone often smiles warmly.
Regarding this, although Jing Tian complained in his heart, but did not say anything. Taking advantage of Yang Miaomiao's craze, he started to pull people into the guild.
After a while, everyone discovered that [White does not understand black] and [Black does not understand white] entered the chat room, and Yun Yiyi was the first to say hello: "Welcome."
Jingtian had a tearful impulse, and said bitterly: Yun Yiyi, why don't you usually see you so positive?
Now two newcomers enter the chat room, and you are the first to come out to say hello, don’t you know that you are the cold queen?
Your voice is too cold, the word welcome comes out of your mouth, there is a completely opposite auditory shock, as if you just said not welcome, but shut up.
Are you trying to freeze the two newcomers directly?
"Welcome welcome, warm welcome to Meow! Hey, how come your names are so similar, are you twins Meow? Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!"
Fortunately, there was Yang Mimi, a stimulant alien. Otherwise, I didn't know that the scene was out of control and the atmosphere was frozen by Yun Yiyi's words.
"Oh? You guessed it wrong. It's the opposite of you and your sister. They are like glued siblings."
Liu Yaya deliberately pronounced the four words "like glue like paint" as yin and yang, which clearly shows the emotion of despising white and not understanding black girl control.
After all, in the eyes of an honest soldier like her, everything that goes against morality is a crime.
"Great, it turns out to be brothers and sisters, so lucky! I don't know if you are interested in cosmetic surgery, I am a famous professional doctor, if I am interested, I am willing to provide free surgery!"
Jin Chengwu became interested, and it seems that he has harvested another mouse that can be used as his plastic scalpel. After all, he is not good at surgery to turn brothers and sisters into sisters, and siblings or siblings are the best natural materials. How to transform them into sisters, what a problem.
It's not that he has not tried to ask Yang Mimi if he intends to accept the operation of becoming a younger sister, but the answer he got has not recovered for a long time. He clearly remembers Yang Miaomiao's answer to him: "I am not interested in the operation of becoming a younger sister. But, do you have any surgical method to turn me into a elder brother Meow? Every time I call my silly sister "sister", I feel a sense of shame. She is too stupid. If people know that I am the brother of silly sister, You will also mistake me for being stupid."
Jin Chengwu was naturally disappointed when he heard Yang Miaomiao refuse at first~www.wuxiaspot.com~ But when he heard that the other party had a turning point, it was a joy in his heart. Unfortunately, when he looked down, he was still lost and kind. Regretting the urge to talk to Yang Miaomiao, he even suspected that there was a serious problem with the translation system of Sky Dungeon for a long time.
After all, what is an operation to turn yourself into a brother? Shouldn't this kind of thing be done only by you aliens?
Jin Chengwu's heart is even more inexplicable: You are now a younger brother, how can you change this fact through surgery? If so, I will give your mother a cesarean section and let your mother give you another one. Come out, so you become a brother.
More importantly, if you have such a stupid sister, you will be ashamed. Then if you have a stupid sister, no one suspects that you are mentally retarded?
Of course Jin Chengwu wouldn't say these things, but after that, Jin Chengwu didn't dare to talk to Yang Miaomiao any more, because he really couldn't understand this person's thoughts.
However, what made Jin Chengwu dumbfounded was that Bai did not understand the black and immediately said seriously in the chat room: "Why are there still pimping plastic surgery? My lovely sister does not need plastic surgery, you dare to think about my sister. I will pull out your hair and feed the fish."
Jingtian smiled bitterly in her heart. Your sister doesn't need plastic surgery. You have heard Yu Yan say that your sister is phobic and dare not see anyone. Why is she doing plastic surgery? Who will she show you the plastic surgery?
The key is, do fish eat human hair? Okay, there are creatures like piranhas, maybe they can really eat hair, don’t you know that all the piranhas you raise in your house are not?
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