Slam Dunk Fox Rukawa
073 Kick Hall
Rukawa continued: "Actually, there is another theory about the origin of judo, but if I say it, you are not allowed to tell others that I said it."
After receiving everyone's assurances, Rukawa continued: "Actually, I read an article that said that judo actually originated from rape."
"Yes!?" Everyone was amazed at Rukawa's words, and Takamiya asked lustfully: "Is there such a thing?"
"I don't remember where I saw it, but I remember the above evidence. The first is the movements of judo. Compared with other combat sports, such as boxing, wrestling, etc., the movements of judo are really unsightly.
It's neither fish nor fowl. It's grabbing and pulling, riding and pressing, forcibly hugging, neck-locking, and butt-stirring. Every action looks unnatural. If the strength gap between the two players is relatively large, it will look like a rape.
and resistance performances. The funniest thing is the judgment of winning or losing. After knocking the opponent down, it does not count as a loss if the opponent is lying on the ground. Only if the opponent is lying on the ground with his back, it is considered a loss. Maybe judo players think that this is considered a "win".
"Uniformed"! From this point, we can also see that judo at least does not originate from the fight between two men, because it is easier to beat the enemy when he is lying on the ground!"
"Second. Judo's clothing: Among all sports, Judo's competition uniforms are the least likely to be used in competitions. Taekwondo's clothing, which is the closest to it, is also clean and tidy! And Judo's competition uniforms
It's baggy and can only be described as "disheveled", as if it had just come out of the bedroom! And it looks very much like pajamas, a competitive sport.
The fact that the purpose of competition uniforms can be made like this can be regarded as an alternative in the sports world! But why not improve the following? To prevent others from ridiculing, this is consistent with the rape theory. After "uniforming", it is boring to take off no clothes! So when
When such a dirty act as rape developed into a sport, the organizers still wanted to retain some of the original flavor. Maybe in the early days of judo, there was a trick of knocking down and then taking off your clothes!"
"3. Judo accessories: Judo competitions are held on a soft and comfortable tatami mat, which is extremely rare! It seems that judo existed before we even started sleeping on the bed."
"4. Cultural background support: Rape is very popular in our country. You still remember the reaction from all walks of life in our country when the media disclosed a campus rape case two years ago. Many people actually sided with the criminals and blamed women for not dressing too sexy and being raped.
Rape is something you are responsible for. There is even a ministerial official who excitedly stood up and said that the rapist was a black panther, which proves that men in our country are strong, aggressive and worthy of respect. It can be seen that rape should have a long-term and respected status in our country.
There is a tradition of not being blamed. Over time, rapists will inevitably communicate with each other and study each other, forming a social atmosphere and a social activity for men. The competition between men in our country's rape skills is endless.
Feeling ashamed, but taking pride in it, it gradually became popular. It not only allowed you to live a quiet life, but also exercised your body. Therefore, it gradually formed an organized and regular activity and weakened its original essence. Combining the above three points
The analysis shows that the formation of judo is in line with the development trajectory of this kind of social activity!"
"5. If you still don't believe it: If you still don't believe it, you can look at judo through a different lens. You can look at the game not as a competition, just as an event, and remove the weaker side. Don't look at it, just look at it.
The behavior of the attacking party, according to the first analysis above, is simply an evil man craving for rape in a state of targeted sexual fantasy.
A violent and crazy performance!!"
"Suo Ga. That's it. No wonder I always felt excited when watching judo matches before!" Takamiya sighed after listening to Rukawa's explanation, but was kicked hard by Matsui next to him. Several girls originally heard it because
Rukawa's face turned red after his explanation. Takamiya also said, "Why don't you get flattered?"
"Hahaha, but I heard it all from hearsay. We don't care where Judo originated. Sakuragi, let's go and see what the so-called Judo Minister wants to do with us."
"Well, let's go." Sakuragi and Rukawa got up and walked out. Haruko and the others did not follow because they had classes to attend, but Yohei, Noma, Takamiya and Ohku also ran out secretly.
Mumu, who was about to go to the toilet, saw Rukawa and Sakuragi walking out from the corridor. Today's basketball training started after the second period. Mumu thought that Qingtian came to him and Akagi in the morning to tell him about recruiting.
Hearing that he and Sakuragi had joined the Judo Club, he quickly ran to the corridor window and looked down. Sure enough, he discovered that Rukawa and Sakuragi were walking towards the location of the Judo Club, and Mumu quickly went back to find Akagi.
"Fox, do you think the three lunatics at the door this morning were sent by Qingtian? I think they are all equally lunatic."
“You’ll know when you see it, it’ll be there soon.”
While talking, Rukawa and Sakuragi came to the dojo of the school's judo club.
"Wow" Rukawa opened the wooden door and saw Qingtian kneeling in front of a square green tatami about 10 meters long and wide, and about 20 students kneeling on the left and right sides, all wearing formal judo uniforms.
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Seeing Rukawa and Sakuragi arriving, Qingtian stood up, took out two prepared judo uniforms and threw them over, and said: "Come on, put on these clothes, Rukawa, Sakuragi."
Then regardless of Rukawa and Sakuragi's stunned expressions, they continued to talk to themselves: "You are destined to be judo players from birth. Join our judo club, Rukawa, Sakuragi."
Sakuragi had just heard Rukawa say that judo came from rape. Now after hearing Qingtian's words, he kicked away the judo uniform thrown in front of him and said angrily: "What are you talking about?!..."
However, Rukawa stopped the furious Sakuragi. He didn't want Sakuragi to reveal his explanation about judo, otherwise he would have to run away tomorrow. "Senior Qingtian, I'm honored that you can take a fancy to us, but we
I have already joined the basketball club, so there is no need to talk about joining the judo club. If there is nothing else, we will resign first."
"Wait a minute." Qingtian stopped Rukawa, who was pulling Sakuragi and was about to leave, "I have already investigated, Rukawa, you came to school in Shohoku because of Haruko Akagi, and you, Sakuragi, half a year ago
You have never been exposed to basketball at all, and you joined the basketball club because your girlfriend Ye Zi likes basketball. I am not wrong."
"You investigated very carefully, but so what?" Rukawa turned around and asked.
"Humph, what I want to say is that what the basketball club can give you, I can also give you. What do you think this is?" Qingtian took out two bulging envelopes from his clothes and gave them to Rukawa and Sakura respectively.
Wood.
Rukawa picked up the envelope and opened it... They were all candid photos taken by Qingtian or photos of Haruko stolen from Akagi's house since she was a child, but they were all legitimate photos, not pornographic photos.
Sakuragi's envelope contained photos of Ye Zi from childhood, which made Sakuragi blush.
"What do you mean!?" Rukawa asked coldly, and Sakuragi, who knew him well, heard a murderous aura in Rukawa's tone.
"Hehehe, what do you mean?" Qingtian laughed and said, "Rukawa, if you join the judo club, then all the private photos of Haruko Akagi that I have collected since childhood will be yours. I still have many at home. And you Sakura
Mu, if you come to the judo club, then I will give you the photos of Ye Zi from childhood that I specially asked someone to collect. How about this? This kind of treatment cannot be given by the basketball club, right? So what are you thinking about? Put on your clothes and come
Let’s join the judo club.”
At this time, Akagi, who was peeping out of the upper window of the Judo Club dojo, became furious when he heard Qingtian's words, "Baga, this bastard Qingtian, he still dares to say that I am using Haruko as bait. It is obviously him, and he dares to say it in front of me.
Such a lot of beautiful words are really despicable and shameless." Mumu quickly grabbed Akagi, who had veins popping out on his head, "Wait a minute, Akagi, let's see how Rukawa and the others react."
Rukawa picked up the judo uniform on the ground, and Qingtian laughed suddenly, "Rukawa, it seems that you have realized the charm of judo. Very good, very good, hahahaha."
"Squeak...shua." Under Qingtian's loud laughter and the anxious eyes of Akagi and Mumu, Rukawa tore the strong judo uniform in half.
"Baga." After many students in the Judo Club saw Rukawa tearing off the sacred robes in their hearts, they all stood up and glared at Rukawa, waiting for Qingtian's order to surround him.
Qingtian waved his hands to the team members to sit down. He was secretly shocked by Rukawa's power. He had heard about Sakuragi's power, and Rukawa seemed to be more powerful than Sakuragi, but he didn't expect that it wouldn't be easy to break even with such a huge force in the game.
The dropped judo uniform was actually torn into two halves by Rukawa without much effort. This strength Qingtian thought he couldn't do, and he became even more motivated to get Rukawa to join the judo club.
"Rukawa, don't you think the action of tearing off your clothes just now is very suitable for our judo? You can't experience the feeling of tearing your opponent apart when you play basketball. Come to our judo club. This is what men should do."
Sports, let the weak basketball go to hell." Qingtian is indeed thirsty for talents and is not at all annoyed that Rukawa insulted their robes.
"Huh, Qingtian, Qingzi has been my girlfriend for a long time. I don't care how you got those photos. If you know the photos, hand them over to me. Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude to you." Rukawa said very coldly.
"Oh, really? Rukawa, if you can join the judo club or beat me, I will do as you say." Qingtian obviously wanted to use force to persuade Rukawa.
"Humph, since you said that, then don't blame me for kicking the gym."
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