Second Middle School.

It was early morning school time, and students were rushing to the school gate in groups like cattle and horses entering a pen.

"Wear your ID cards! You are not allowed to enter the school without them!"

"That little fat boy! Where is your student ID card? If you don't have it, come and register!"

Two security guards stood on both sides of the school gate, their eyes as sharp as hawks, scanning the chests of every student.

Whenever they found a student without an ID card, they would stop him, register him, and deduct points!

"Eh? That kid! Yes! I'm talking about you! Come here!"

The thin security guard suddenly pointed at a handsome boy and shouted.

Chu Ming pointed at himself, walked over with a bewildered look, and asked in confusion: "What's wrong with me? I've got my ID on!"

The thin security guard took a closer look at the ID on his chest, and his eyes twitched: "Mental illness ID... What the hell is this?!"

Chu Ming looked him up and down, as if he was looking at a fool: "Are you mentally ill? This ID is of course to prove that I'm mentally ill!"

Thin security guard: "..."

Okay, I've been a security guard for so many years.

He has seen people who say they don't have their IDs, people who say they lost their student IDs, and people who forged student IDs to try to fish in troubled waters...

But forging a mental illness ID is the first time he has seen it!

The thin security guard laughed angrily: "Are you crazy?"

Chu Ming frowned: "Then... What else?"

"..."

The thin security guard suddenly realized that something was wrong, and the smile on his face gradually disappeared. He looked Chu Ming up and down in doubt, and the more he looked, the more he felt that this guy didn't seem to be acting...

Click!

Suddenly, a crisp sound rang out.

A butcher knife actually fell out of Chu Ming's school uniform.

The thin security guard widened his eyes: "This, this???!"

Chu Ming was slightly stunned, and quickly picked up the butcher knife and stuffed it back into his school uniform, saying lightly: "I am an art student, it is reasonable to bring a utility knife, right?"

Thin security guard: "???"

Is there... a 15-centimeter utility knife? !

Snap!

Another sound.

A brick fell out of Chu Ming's school uniform, and he quickly picked it up and explained: "I am actually a cultural student, and I have to learn "Lun Yu", so it is reasonable to bring a brick, right?"

Thin security guard: "..."

Snap!

A chainsaw fell out of Chu Ming's school uniform.

Thin security guard: "... This is too much."

Chu Ming quickly picked it up and stuffed it back: "Sorry, I dropped the wrong one."

Snap!

This time a baseball bat fell out.

Chu Ming: "Actually, I'm still a sports student, so it's reasonable to bring a baseball bat, right?"

The thin security guard was stunned: "...Eh? This seems a bit reasonable?"

Chu Ming smiled slightly: "So can I go in?"

The thin security guard smiled and nodded: "Of course, brother! Come in! Big brother! Please come in!"

"Good!"

Chu Ming showed a satisfied smile, walked a few steps into the school, and suddenly thought of something.

He turned around and smiled at the thin security guard: "Don't call the police, I know where your home is..."

The thin security guard shook his head in fear: "Don't worry! Don't worry, brother! I promise I won't call the police!"

Chu Ming laughed: "That's good. If you dare to call the police, I will take a knife to your house, white knife in, white knife out, stab your brain! Or, white knife in, yellow knife out..."

The thin security guard was shocked: "Don't! Don't stab my shit bag!"

Chu Ming shook his head: "No, I'll stab your USB drive!"

The thin security guard: "???"

…………

"It seems that I can play a mental patient well. I can easily sneak into the school. Moreover, this security guard will definitely not dare to call the police!"

Chu Ming walked on the campus, feeling a little complacent in his heart. He felt that he was simply a genius!

Afterwards, he asked someone for directions.

Soon he arrived at the door of Class 2 of Senior 2.

At this time, the class was having morning reading.

Noticing Chu Ming suddenly appearing at the door, many students cast curious and puzzled expressions, and took advantage of the noisy environment of morning reading to secretly discuss.

"Hey! Look who is the handsome guy at the door?"

"Is he from another class looking for someone? I don't know him..."

"Don't talk! Don't disturb my morning reading! If you don't read, others will!"

"That's right...zzZ"

"Feed you some shit~♫~Feed you son~♪Feed you suck impossible shit~♩"

"The sword in the mother's hand, the wandering son's body, hit and hit, the sword is a critical hit, the little trick is cut off, the father sees that the son is not dead, and takes out the seven wolves, seven wolves, cool to the heart, jelly I want the king of kings..."

"TIMI!!!"

"Fuck! Marula!"

"Who the hell is playing with the phone down there?! Hand over the phone!!!"

"..."

And some people in the class,The moment he saw Chu Ming, his face changed.

Wang Shao's face suddenly turned pale, and he said in horror: "Cao? Fuck! Why is he here?!"

Li Yifei, who was drowsy at the side, closed his eyes and said: "Ah... What? I woke up, and I traveled to the Three Kingdoms during the morning reading...zzZ"

"..." Wang Shao slapped Li Yifei on the back of his head with his backhand: "Wake up! Chu Ming! That Chu Ming is here!"

Li Yifei: "Oh...zzZZZ"

Wang Shao: "..."

He paused for two seconds, and leaned close to Li Yifei's ear , whispered: "get out of class is over!"

"Hmm?"

Li Yifei moved, slowly changed his arm, and continued to sleep on the desk, muttering: "Haha, you want to play with me again? Childish...zzZ"

Wang Shao: "..."

Wang Shao: "Haha, I can beat Diao Chan in the confrontation road, okay? If you can't beat it, you are a rookie, rookie! Just practice more!"

"Fuck your mother!"

Li Yifei sat up in shock from his dying illness, his eyes wide open, looking around, and yelling: "Who the hell is Diao Chan playing confrontation Road! Fei: "..." The head teacher was furious: "Get out !!! You two together !!" Li Yifei: "Good!" Wang Shao: "6", "Hahahahahahaha !!!" × 42 "Quiet! What are you funny?" "..." × 40 "Hahahahe hee ..." × 2 "You two also rolled out!" 2 Chu Ming: "... Wonderful." .............. Li Yifei was called out of the penalty station. In the other party's confused, helpless, and panicked eyes, Chu Ming smiled slightly and said: "Do you know how much effort I spent to sneak into the school to find you? I even pretended to be mentally ill..."

Li Yifei was puzzled: "Pretend?"

Chu Ming frowned: "What's wrong?"

"No, nothing..." Li Yifei shook his head hurriedly, paused, and said in a strange tone: "That, brother, I heard from Wang Shao and others that you have... superpowers? And very strong?"

Chu Ming was a little proud: "Yes, what's wrong?"

Li Yifei hesitated for two seconds, but still couldn't help asking: "Then why don't you just climb over the wall to enter the school?"

"..."

Chu Ming's smile slowly disappeared.

After a half-minute of silence, he became serious and said meaningfully: "It's just the organization's mission, you don't need to understand!"

"Oh!" Li Yifei suddenly realized: "So that's the case! No wonder! I thought you..."

Chu Ming frowned: "What did you think of me?"

Li Yifei shook his head quickly: "No! Nothing!"

After a pause, he immediately changed the subject and said: "By the way, brother, you came to see me specially, is there something?"

"Yes, of course there is something."

Chu Ming nodded, with an evil smile on his lips: "I want you to give me a bunch of children..."

"Oh...ah???"

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