Sleepless Doctor

"Wu Mian, has Professor Barak always been like this?" Chen Lu asked helplessly.

"Well, he used to have brain problems, I gave him targeted treatment." Wu Mian said, "but according to the current situation, he has not been acupuncture for a while, and his condition seems to be serious."

"BOSS, I'm not sick!"

"You are sick!"

Barack kept arguing with himself, Chen Lu and Ren Haitao lowered their heads and dared not speak.

Is it really okay to put this kind of mental illness on the operating table?

This question floated like a ghost in everyone's hearts under a shadowless lamp. Professor Barack was nagging while performing the operation, but no one dared to ask.

"Boss, what is this?" Professor Barak asked, taking out a dark yellow solid from his abdominal cavity.

"It's a pot of meat." Wu Mian said.

"What is Baobaorou?"

"I will take you to eat some other day and have an operation first."

"My god! Boss, you said you want to take me to eat this kind of food? I smell it now..." Professor Barack turned his head to the side.

The itinerant nurse wiped his tears with sterile gauze, and Professor Barak "cried" very sadly.

"I have become a rat in Hyde Park by its pungent smell!"

"Barack, how can you say that?" Professor Barak said seriously, "Appearing in the patient's gastrointestinal tract, and perforating the cavity caused by overeating, it must be a delicacy.

It's hard to believe that someone will eat to this extent if they eat the magic stick. There is no rupture of the cavity caused by the magic stick in any academic magazine or even in rumors. The logical relationship... Forget it, you are an idiot, and you will certainly not understand the logical relationship. "

"Fool! The magic stick is not for you to eat, only the most stupid..."

"Slap~~~"

"Oh~~~"

The hemostatic forceps knocked on the back of Professor Barak's hand, and Chen Lu vaguely heard the sound of bone cortex fracture.

"Boss!"

"Operate well. You talked too much today and it has affected me." Wu Mian said lightly, "Prepare warm salt water, a lot."

"Okay." The roving nurse hurried to get warm salt water.

After running out of the operating room, she wiped her tears with the back of her hand, which felt better.

How many years hasn't done the work of digging out dung? I really don't know which one will come first tomorrow or the unexpected.

"Bellak, you are such a stupid fellow!"

"I remember, Chu seems to have caused..."

"Shut up, you idiot, shut up! I have an instinct, you have to say one more nonsense, the boss will break all your five metacarpal bones and eight wrist bones!"

Ren Haitao silently looked at the values ​​on the monitor and ventilator, trying to divert his attention as much as possible, not thinking about what Professor Barack said.

This guy is not as good as English in speaking Chinese. At the very least, when he speaks English, he only thinks that he is a talking tuber. Now... Ren Haitao even felt a little fearful towards Professor Barak.

Gradually, the two red buckets were filled with weird smelly things, and the patient's abdominal cavity was empty.

"Warm salt water needs 37.5 degrees Celsius." Professor Belak stretched out his hand and said.

Chen Lu was stunned. The warm salt water is always almost the same. How to mix the warm salt water at 37.5 degrees Celsius?

"Don't pay attention to him." Wu Mian said, "He just talked about it casually."

"Boss, how can you split like this!" Professor Barack said, "I remember when we went to the Mayo Clinic for surgery, all you wanted was warm salt water at 37.5 degrees Celsius."

"That's the **** for Mayo!" Another Barack said immediately, "The boss did it on purpose, why don't you know. Did you see that the boss had any requirements for warm salt water when you were in Massachusetts? No, the boss has always been. Very gentle and approachable."

"Damn, I forgot they were Mayo's offal, and Cleveland's offal!"

"Prepare gloves." Wu Mian said softly as if he hadn't heard Professor Barak's split self-argument.

During the operation, the sterile gloves of Professor Wu Mian and Professor Barak had been contaminated. After the feces were taken out, the gloves should be changed and the operation should be continued to ensure sterility as much as possible.

Although...not very meaningful, it still makes sense.

Rinse with warm saline, rinse with 10000ml water repeatedly, change the bucket of the aspirator 3 times, and the patient's abdominal cavity is clean.

Wu Mian, Barack, and Chen Lu all changed their gloves, and even a set of surgical instruments, before the operation continued.

"There are two gangrene locations, the larger is about 8×4cm, and the smaller is about 3×1.5cm. There are some scattered, bosses, do you need to deal with them?"

"You ask the boss about this little thing, it's really stupid! Ischemia around 0.2cm doesn't need special treatment, the body's self-repair function will repaint them, just like repainting your big house in California. ."

"Wu Mian, is this food to support? Why did she eat so much!" Chen Lu asked unbelievably at the location of the gangrene in her stomach.

"Well, I went to dinner with my girl two days ago and saw her recording and eating." Wu Mian said, "At that time, I thought that the patient might have problems eating too much, so I left the phone specially."

"How much do you have to eat to compress your stomach like this?"

"A lot, I guess she doesn't remember it." Wu Mian said, "When I was in the United States, I treated a male patient who ate 45 hamburgers. The mediastinum was displaced and accompanied by atelectasis."

Wu Mian didn't describe how serious the patient was, but eating squeezed the lungs. This key point alone proved everything.

"Boss, next..."

"Idiot, why are you embarrassed to ask such a question! Barack, you are a professor of gastrointestinal surgery in Massachusetts and a professional doctor. You must have your own judgment."

"Of course, I know for sure. The first-stage reconstruction of the digestive tract and the remnant stomach-duodenum continuous full-thickness horizontal mattress inversion suture and intermittent vertical mattress inversion suture~www.wuxiaspot.com~ This is extremely difficult. The stitching technique, I believe that the boss will be proficient after watching it."

"Bellak." Wu Mian interrupted Barak's "dialogue" for the first time.

"Boss, do you have other opinions?" Professor Barack asked with tears in his eyes looking up.

"Where did you learn to call the expert?"

"After I came, Mary in London was responsible for taking me familiar with it. She recommended a lot of apps to me."

"Well, continue with the operation."

"Boss, why is there no feces anymore? I also rinsed with warm salt water repeatedly, but my eyes still feel uncomfortable."

"It will be fine." Wu Mian said lightly.

"Does it need to be rinsed with hydrogen peroxide?" Barak asked.

Then, another Barack immediately said, "Idiot, have you forgotten the case of pulmonary embolism caused by hydrogen peroxide flushing 3 years ago!"