Sleepless Doctor

"Brother Bao, why are you back?" The little nurse asked Wei Dabao with a smile immediately when she saw Wei Dabao walk in.

"Don't mention it." Wei Dabao said, "Xiao Sui's stools are dry, and there is no way, ask me to deal with it. Xu Jia of the dog days, if he is too lazy to deal with it, come to me. You talk about the young people nowadays, they encounter dirty Hiding alive faster than anyone else."

"I'm going... how can I deal with this stuff?" The little nurse just thought for a while, and laughed out loud, "Brother Bao, don't let him have other ideas."

"What do you think in your little head." Wei Dabao scolded.

"How about you at Jianxie Hospital?"

Wei Dabao's eyes rolled twice, and Ma appealed, "It's not a human job."

"what?"

"Do you know what Chief Wu said to me today?"

"Say what?"

"He said let me learn how to use a ventilator." Wei Dabao said sadly, "I think the nurses at Jianxie Hospital don't just use them. I guess they can disassemble the ventilator into parts and install it with a screwdriver."

"..." The little nurse was startled, "Why do you still have to learn a ventilator? Are you a general doctor? Going to a severe illness?"

"No, Section Chief Wu is strict." Wei Dabao sighed and said half-truth, "Ventilators are trivial matters. I guess I will learn how to operate IABP and ECMO after learning."

"What the hell? What cat?" the little nurse asked startledly.

"Let's put it this way, apart from the Jianxie Hospital, there are no more than ten ecmo units in the province." Wei Dabao said clearly, "only 3 ecmo groups can use it in the 4 hospitals of the University of Medical Sciences."

The little nurse smacked her tongue.

"You said that your brother Bo, I can learn a little bit." Wei Dabao cried, "I guess I will have to be sent back in a few days."

"Impossible, I don't believe it anymore, I won't use Kmao and I will be sent back."

"Section Chief Wu...Forget it, don't talk about this, who is on duty today?" Wei Dabao asked.

"Old Yang."

"I'll go to him and prescribe some medicine." Wei Dabao chatted with the little nurse and went directly to the clinic.

Yang Lei was looking at the patient, and Wei Dabao explained his intentions. Yang Lei prescribed 4 bottles of Kaiserol and asked him to pick it up by himself.

Wei Dabao didn't feel sorry for this little money either. He was particularly curious about what Sui Wenyuan's ‘mineral water bottle’ was like.

Having been in medicine for so many years, Wei Dabao hadn't seen such rough stools, nor had he seen anything that couldn't advance or retreat after it came out... The thought of this situation made Wei Dabao a little curious.

After waiting for half an hour, Sui Wenyuan "moved" to the Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine.

"Come, let me see." Wei Dabao led Sui Wenyuan to the disposal room. Yang Lei also followed curiously, ready to watch the excitement.

Sui Wenyuan was a little embarrassed, but the bottle of mineral water kept telling him the truth.

No way, after Wei Dabao closed the door, Sui Wenyuan took off his pants and lay down on the bed in the disposal room.

I'm going... Wei Dabao took a look and was shocked.

He originally thought that Sui Wenyuan was an exaggeration, description, and metaphor, but he never thought that this turned out to be a fact! Even because Sui Wenyuan couldn't see it, what he said was worse than the actual situation.

The black stool about 4cm behind Sui Wenyuan showed his head, with blood sticking to it, the thickness...It's really as thick as a mineral water bottle...the pulsating bottle.

"Xiao Sui, you are so awesome!" Wei Dabao praised.

"Brother Bao, I am a patient, don't laugh at me." Sui Wenyuan was about to cry.

"It's not a joke of you, I'm telling the truth." Wei Dabao is really slapped this time, such a thick guy, it is probably not Kaisalu that can solve it.

"Essence oil, have you ever had it?" Wei Dabao asked.

"Drink, I drank half a catty at home, small grinding." Sui Wenyuan said, "The result is sesame oil, and the stool doesn't move. Brother Bao, you can help me see, I'm afraid this thing is not stool. It's a tumor."

"Fuck off." Wei Dabao took out a pair of gloves and said while putting them on, "The tumor doesn't grow like this, so you just have to be full."

Wei Dabao opened all the bottles of corkscrew, first took a bottle and wanted to stuff it in along the sphincter.

However, there is a bottle of mineral water blocking the thickness of the stool, and the sphincter has expanded to the limit, even if the small mouth of the opener can't get in. As long as he moved, Sui Wenyuan would make a cry like killing a pig.

"Dabaozi, I heard that the maximum diameter of the **** sphincter is 4cm." Yang Lei said puzzledly.

"Where did you see that."

"A forum for rb."

"Lao Yang, you look useful." Wei Dabao smiled, "I estimate 4cm, that's a non-destructive size. People play with flowers, this..."

He looked at Sui Wenyuan's sphincter of mineral water bottle thick stool, helpless for a while.

"I put Kaisailu's mouth in, please bear with me," Wei Dabao said.

"Brother Bao, take it easy." Sui Wenyuan said in a muffled voice because he was lying on his stomach and was not breathing well, "I felt a lot of pain when I tried it myself."

"Hold it, don't you know what it is like~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Wei Dabao said, "I don't know if it's useful. If Kaiserru doesn't work, I'll have to use glycerin enema. . "

"Dabaozi, he drank half a catty of sesame oil and it was useless. I don't think glycerin enema would work either." Yang Lei said on the side. take out."

"..." Sui Wenyuan was about to be scared to death, subconsciously contracting the **** sphincter, and the position of the **** fissure felt painful, "Oh~~"

"Don't move." Wei Dabao said, "It may not be that bad."

"Maybe? Brother Bao, you also think you want to cut it? This is my stool."

"Have you seen stool like a pulsating bottle." Wei Dabao scolded, "Relax, relax, it hurts more if you don't relax."

As he said, he broke Sui Wenyuan's buttocks with his hands and tried the angle, but no matter which angle the sphincter and the stool are "tightly fit", no angle is left.

I tried again to test the stool hardness of the mineral water bottle. If it can be broken, it is estimated that the **** sphincter would have been pinched off long ago, and it will not be possible for Sui Wenyuan to come to the Chinese Medicine Hospital all the way, and this period of stool will still be there.

It's really a ghost. Wei Dabao tried it around. Seeing that there was no angle at all, the opening of Kaiserlu couldn't get in at all, so he frowned and said, "Xiao Sui, bear with me."

Sui Wenyuan knew that he would pass this level sooner or later, gritted his teeth and nodded.

Wei Dabao squeezed the opening of the cork bottle abruptly, and he was overjoyed and squeezed the cork bottle hard.

I can clearly feel the liquid in the bottle "spray" out, but the "mineral water bottle" does not move.

Wei Dabao took out the mouth of the bottle, followed by a stream of liquid, which was useless at all. It seems that I want water droplets to wear through, but I am afraid it is unlikely.