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At the end of the 2016-2017 Premier League season, Van Carrey’s statistics still exploded, scoring a total of 54 goals and 19 assists in 34 starts and 2 substitutes, becoming the Premier League’s first season top scorer and assist king.

In the 2011-2012 season, Messi scored 50 league goals and 17 assists, becoming the first man in La Liga.

But compared to Van Carrey’s data, it is still slightly worse.

It is worth mentioning that Manchester United have scored a total of 99 goals this season, and Van Carrey personally contributed 73 of them, accounting for 73.737%.

In addition, his number of breakthroughs, breakthrough success rate, number of violations and shot ratio all occupy the first place on the list, becoming a veritable hegemon.

The next day, the Professional Footballers Association of Great Britain (PFA or Players’ Union), PFA Official Twitter and INS announced Young Player of the Year, Player of the Year and Team of the Year.

The 18-year-old Van Carrey was named the PFA’s Young Player of the Year and Player of the Year, with United occupying six of the squads of the year, goalkeeper David De Gea, defenders Van Dijk and Valencia, midfielders Herrera and Pogba, and striker Van Carrey.

The other five best squads are Tottenham left-back Rose and striker Harry Kane, Chelsea midfielder N’Golo Kanter, centre-back David Luiz and striker Eden Hazard.

The FWA, aka the Journalists’ Union, official Twitter and INS announced Player of the Year, with Van Carrey voted by a landslide.

The best player selected by both authorities in Great Britain was Van Carrey, and the mainstream European media and the Celestial Empire media went crazy, although Van Carrey’s election was expected.

Especially from the distant Eastern Celestial Empire, countless lemon essence upper body.

Van Carrey does have the blood of the Celestial Empire flowing on him, but his nationality affects the substitution of some Celestial Empire fans, which always feels a little strange.

It is precisely in this way that these fans vented their unhappiness on the incompetent football association and the international football team of the Celestial Empire men’s team.

Under their meager authentication account, it is all insults and sarcasm.

It’s simply that people sit at home, and pots come from heaven.

The vast majority of Celestial Empire fans are feeling and honored, Van Carrey is 100% of the Celestial Empire bloodline, but his nationality is influenced by his parents rather than the Celestial Empire, his personal Celestial Empire language is more slippery than many Chinese, and he also understands the ball emperor account, so these fans insist that Van Carrey was selected as the best player by the British Authority is a recognition of Celestial Empire football.

Van Carrey, who was involved, naturally did not know it, and at this time he returned to the Carrington training base with the team to prepare for the Europa League final in Stockholm, Sweden four days later.

After a recovery session in the morning, Van Carrey and his teammates went to the sidelines to binge drink sports drinks to replenish the lost energy.

At this moment, three men and one woman came to the Manchester United first-team training ground, one of the black strong uncles carried the camera, walking at the back, the only blonde girl dressed stylishly, holding a microphone connecting the camera, and the other two Van Carrey knew each other and were Premier League staff.

In the past few months, he has won several Premier League Player of the Month titles, and the two Premier League staff members who know him are responsible for presenting the awards.

At the end of the season, it will definitely not be the best of the month, but the best of the season!

Two Premier League staff members walked up to Van Carrey with a smile, led by Tom Jackson, the mid-level leader of the Premier League, followed by assistant David John.

Tom Jackson took the initiative to hold Van Carrey’s outstretched right hand and smiled: “Carrey, congratulations on completing a perfect season.” ”

“Everywhere, it’s just a teammate’s care.”

Van Carrey said politely.

“If you are young, you should be frivolous!”

Tom Jackson said, took a delicate gift box from his assistant David John, unscrewed the small hook, took out the trophy inside, and handed it to Van Carrey.

Said to be a trophy, in fact, is a special cuboid erected, with black and blue as the main color, the upper and lower layers are distinct, the base of the lower layer is all black and extends to the back, the upper front is blue, the top is the Premier League Logo Lion, the middle is the main sponsor EA’s circle white and red Logo, and the following is printed [Player-of-the-season], which is roughly the best player of the year or the best player of the season.

Van Carrey took the Player of the Season trophy, smiled and faced the camera, took a few sets of photos, and finally took questions from the interviewer.

The question is simple, decent, nothing more than asking ‘have you thought about playing so well this season before the game’, ‘who is the most grateful for winning the best player of the season’, ‘what kind of outlook will there be in the new season’, etc….

Contacting Van Carrey, Tom Jackson walked up to Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho to present him with the “Coach of the Season” trophy.

In the afternoon of the same day, the official website of the Premier League announced that Van Carrey was named the 2016-2017 Premier League Player of the Year, and attached a photo of the winner Van Carrey smiling at the Carrington training base and lifting the trophy.

At the end of the afternoon training, Van Carrey, who was ready to practice, was called over by manager Jose Mourinho.

Van Carrey looked at Mourinho curiously: “Uncle Jose, is something wrong?” ”

“Stop practicing, accompany me somewhere.”

“Where are you going?”

“You’ll know then.” Mourinho patted Van Carrey on the shoulder and said mysteriously: “Hurry up and rinse in the dressing room, it’s best to sort out your hairstyle and image, be handsome, and I’ll be waiting for you in the parking lot in half an hour.” ”

“Haircut?”

Van Carrey looked at Mourinho’s back and was a little confused.

Rashford, the sullen man, whispered next to him: “Carrey, how do I feel that Jose is going to introduce his daughter Tita to you?” ”

The corners of Van Carrey’s mouth twitched slightly, remembering Mourinho’s request to sort out the image and the mysterious smile, and the images slowly formed in his mind.

Could it be that Mourinho wants to be my father-in-law?

Thinking of this, he shook his head and quickly put the thought out of his mind.

Not to mention that Jose Tita is three years older, and she is slightly inferior to other art students at the London Conservatory, as is her figure.

To put it simply, it’s not Van Carrey’s dish at all.

In order to avoid being favored by Jose’s daughter, he deliberately made a mess of his hairstyle, similar to a homeless man.

When Mourinho saw Van Carrey in the parking lot, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and he said displeased: “Carrey, didn’t you sort out your personal image?” ”

“So why pay attention to the image?”

Van Carrey ‘knowingly asked’.

“You’re going to come with me to the PFA annual awards ceremony! You are the best player! I am the best coach! Can you not pay attention to the image? ”

“Huh?”

Van Carrey slapped his forehead sharply, and secretly cursed Rashford in his heart: “It’s all your nonsense!” ”

At the same time, Rashford, who had returned home with his legs cocked, sneezed sharply and muttered, “Did you catch a cold?” It’s the Europa League final in three days, don’t…”

Fortunately, Fan Carey Yushu was in the wind, and he turned his hair into handsome and dashing with a casual touch.

Perfect!