Solomon Who Doesn’t Want To Be a Doctor is Not a Good Roman

"Baba!"

Ah ah ah! It's over!

"Hey, hey, Yukawa, can you hear me?"

For the first time in history, Han Chuan hung up the call before someone else hung up. Even if you don't think about it, you know that the girl must be coming here at the fastest speed in her life.

Roman showed a lifeless expression, and looked at Zi, who was pouting, with a peaceful face.

"Zi, do you know? Boys can't have children."

"Baba, Baba!"

Perhaps thinking that Roman's expression was very interesting, Zi stretched out a fleshy little hand and grabbed his face. Roman also let her fool around, even if he twisted his face and made it hurt, it didn't stop her, because now Roman, there is nothing to fear.

"Ding dong! Ding dong!"

So fast! Could it be that Yukawa is actually downstairs in the apartment?

Roman was taken aback by Yukawa's quickness. This feeling was probably like waiting for the judge to pronounce the sentence, only to find that he had been put on the guillotine.

"What should I do? What should I do now? It's over! Yuchuan will definitely call the police, and then personally testify that I was sent to prison. Without the Internet and no magical girl, my life is dark!"

Being pressed by the doorbell close at hand, Roman was completely panicked, especially the people outside the door had no plans to stop. It made people feel that this was not a doorbell, but a reminder for life.

"Ding dong ding dong!"

It's alright, it's alright, someone as smart as Yuchuan will definitely listen to my explanation. Suddenly, she said that she has a daughter, even if she saw it with her own eyes, she wouldn't believe it.

"Ding dong ding dong!"

But just in case, it's still like a way to calm her down, and don't call the police when she's excited. How should I do it? Is there anything that can upset her, or something that can't get rid of her hands and feet?

"Ding dong ding dong!"

Then, Roman put his mind on his daughter. Since the problem is due to the appearance of Xiao Zi, let Xiao Zi solve it, which is very reasonable, right?

Roman showed a satisfied smile, but from a third perspective, it looked more like a gambler's gamble.

"Purple sauce, Baba is teaching you a word now, remember to say it when you see that auntie."

"Baba?"

"It's 'Mama'."

Ding dong ding dong!

"Baba?"

"Mama."

"Ma Ma?"

"That's right, it's Mama. My dear, it's up to you whether Baba lives or dies."

Roman showed his determination to be generous and righteous, and came to the door holding his daughter who was born less than an hour ago.

With a click, the door was opened. The girl standing outside the door was ringing the doorbell with an impatient expression on her face.

Maybe she thought there was no one in the room, so she planned to give up, but Roman opened the door suddenly and startled her. But this is not important, the important thing is that this person is not the Yukawa Tsubasa Roman expected, but another girl.

She was wearing the girls' school uniform of the private Naoetsu High School, and her smooth hair fell on her back, echoing gently in the windless corridor. The black knee-high stockings wrapped her long legs, and only a short section of skin was exposed between the stockings and the short skirt, giving the girl a very conservative feeling. A slightly startled expression appeared on the delicate facial features, apparently startled by the "Roman-Purple" combination, but because he didn't know how to react, the whole person froze there.

Roman just remembered now that the reason why Han Chuan called him just now was because someone got Roman's address from her, hoping that Roman who hasn't returned home can rush home. And that person was the girl in front of him, Roman's classmate, Kuroi Satohara.

"What, it turns out to be you. Yuchuan already told me that you would come here, what's the matter?"

Seeing that the person who appeared was not Han Chuan, Roman's tone also became impatient. You must know that he was suspicious of life just now because of the rude doorbell, but when he opened the door, he found that his expression was wrong. While he was relieved, Roman was also dissatisfied with Zhanyuan Heiyi.

Just when Yuan Heiyi, who was standing outside the door, was about to speak, Xiao Zi, who was in Roman's arms, spoke first.

"Baba?"

"…"

"…"

"Mr. Police, here's a disgusting cockroach lo*ic*n..."

"Stop it! It's not what you thought it was, listen to my explanation!"

"My life may be in danger. If I encounter an attack by the other party, can I kill myself in self-defense?"

"Why are you sure that I will attack you? And you are ready to kill me, right! It must be!"

Roman wanted to prevent Zhanyuan Heiyi from continuing to talk with the police, but let's not mention that he was still holding Xiao Zi on his body. If he really did this, would he have confirmed the fact that he attacked Zhanyuan Heiyi?

Don't you just do nothing and wait for Uncle Tiaozi to come and bring him back to the game?

"address is…"

Desperate, desperate for this malicious world. Do you really want to enter that prison with no internet and no magical girl? The daughter who has just met, is it because of this woman who can't speak a word that the father and daughter are separated?

This bad world, destroy it? Let the flames purify everything!

"Mama!"

"Huh?" "Huh?"

Whether it was Roman who was thinking wildly or Heiyi Zhanyuan who was about to report the address to the police, they were all attracted by the words of Xiao Zi held in Roman's hand, and strange expressions appeared on the faces of the two. The difference is that Roman did not expect that the title originally used for Yukawa Tsubasa would be wasted on Zhanyuan Heiyi, and Zhanyuan Heiyi... Probably experiencing something similar to Roman who was more than half an hour ago, a first-time mother. feel it.

"...Sorry, I made a mistake."

Staring strangely at Xiao Zi in Roman's hands, Zhan Yuan Heiyi bluntly hung up the phone, and then looked at Roman with the same eyes.

"Then, Mr. Romani Scum lo*ic*n, aren't you going to invite me in for a seat?"

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Section 65 Chapter 31 About Children...

Time back to twenty minutes ago.

There was a sound of "hiss" in the ramen restaurant, and the guests' eyes were focused on a sloppy homeless person in the corner. Fortunately, there are not many guests now, and Oshino Baabaa doesn't come here often, otherwise, he will definitely be kicked out by the boss. But even so, Araragi Li and Zhanbara Kuroki, who were sitting on the side, were extremely embarrassed.

Battlefield Heiyi's eyebrows jumped, but he still suppressed his emotions. However, Araragi didn't have such good concentration, and he was restless and had the urge to sit on the other side with a bowl in his hand.

"I'm done eating."

"So fast!"

Just when Araragi was about to remind Oshino what to say, he didn't expect that he had already finished eating. Put down the big bowl on the table and clean, there is not a drop of soup left in it, and there is not a single bit of grease on the bowl surface, it is no different from washing it once.

- You shouldn't have licked it!

"I'm stuffed."

"So fast!"

It's just that he was accidentally distracted, and even the battlefield next to the original Heiyi finished eating?

However, when Araragi turned his head to look, he found that the situation was not as exaggerated as he imagined. The big bowl of ramen was not finished, and there was still a lot left. Instead, it seemed that after two bites, I didn't like the taste and put it down.

"Trash-kun, your eyes are really disrespectful. Are you the kind of person who gets excited when you look at the lost things left over by beautiful girls?"

Battlefield Kuroi covered his lips and looked at the speechless Araragi calendar in surprise.

"I'm not such a pervert, and don't you think you're wasting food? Even if you don't like it, you should be full."

"It seems that there is really a problem with Ah Jun's ears. I said, 'I'm full'. Girls eat very little, so Ah Jun must be a single dog without a girlfriend."

"Apologize, give me an apology to all the single high school students!"

However, Oshino baa and Sadohara Kuroi are already full, so it is impossible for Araragi to continue eating slowly. He could swear it was the fastest he'd ever eaten in his life, so close that he wanted to vomit.

"Mr. Oshino, can Romani Archiman really cure the heavy crabs on me?"

While Araragi was eating frantically, Kurogi Sakahara asked Oshino Baaa his own question.

If someone pointed to a person he didn't know and told him that he was an idol star, he wouldn't be surprised. Because Zhan Yuan Heiyi doesn't chase stars, and she doesn't think she knows all the idol stars. But if someone pointed at her deskmate and said that Araragi was an idol star, Kuroi Satohara would doubt the aesthetic standards of all Japanese in a split second.

In the same way, if the doubts that arise after the contact are put aside, Dongfenggu Sanae told Zhanbara Kuroi that the homeless person living in the abandoned building is a "weird expert". Although he thinks this is a very strange thing, he still retains doubts to believe it. But Oshino Baaa told Sadohara Kuroi that her classmate was a "weird expert" who could regain her memory and weight, and she would rather believe that Oshino Baaa was a liar.

When a person is told that what he has accepted and is used to hides an internal setting that subverts his cognition, he does not think about whether this is the case at the first time, but strongly denies the possibility. Especially on the same day, two hours ago, Roman blackmailed two girls in front of her eyes, giving her an extremely bad impression.

"There is no need to doubt this matter. There is no one who is more capable than Brother Roman in this regard. I don't know what happened to you, but Brother Roman only needs one sentence to drive away the heavy crabs around you."

"A word?"

The skepticism grew stronger, but the thought that it might have been some powerful spell made it less of a surprise.

"That's right, he just needs to say to you seriously - 'Go away'."

"Huh? What a joke!"

How could such a thing happen? Only need one sentence, just say "go away" to drive away the heavy crab on her body? Can you get back the weight and memory lost by the heavy crab in one sentence?

If it wasn't for a good upbringing, Zhanbahara Kuroi might have thrown the ramen in front of him.

Oshino baa showed a frightened expression: "It's a terrible look. I don't know why, I'm looking forward to the scene where you meet Brother Roman more and more. But why should you care about being deceived, Miss Sister? Anyway You don’t need to give money as long as it’s not until the last minute, and even if you get scammed, you won’t lose anything.”

"There will be no loss? Mr. Oshino, for a cute girl, money is not the only thing that can be lost."

"No, no, at least I don't think Brother Roman will take anything from you. Instead, I'm more worried about his safety."

A girl who has been deceived five times, a girl who is skeptical of any stranger, and a person who has an excessive sense of self-protection, is actually more dangerous than other ordinary people. Battlefield Hara Heiyi sees her own safety more than anything else, and no one wants to hurt her again. Don't look at her as a slender and weak girl now, but in Oshino Baa's view, she is the most aggressive person in this ramen restaurant.

It is worth mentioning that the second most aggressive is the owner of the ramen restaurant, who has passed by this table several times.

"Oshino, won't Romani come to this ramen restaurant?" Araragi turned to look at the checkout counter at the door, "And the boss seems to have looked this way several times, shouldn't he? Let's settle the bill."

"Wait, check out?" Oshino baa showed an expression of sudden realization, "So that's the case, I'll say why he hasn't shown up yet. Araragi, did you bring the money?"

"Bring it, is there any problem?" Who doesn't have any money in today's teenagers?

"Pay."

"what?"

Araragi finally paid the money. After all, it is impossible to ask Oshino Baaba to pay for it. As for Battlefield Kuroi... Araragi didn't have the courage to ask the girl to treat her in the end.

"Since Ajman didn't come, let's go find him."

"Although I want to do this too, unfortunately I don't know where Brother Roman lives."

Oshino Baaba and Sadohara Kuroi couldn't help looking at each other, the former because he didn't expect that he would not meet him, and the latter because he didn't expect this homeless man who seemed to know Romance well to even know where Roman lived.

"Why didn't you think of asking the others?" Araragi, who also didn't know where Roman lived, looked at the two strangely, "As far as I know, the squad leader and Romani have a good relationship, they should know each other. address."

"Impossible...Wait, their relationship is good?"

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In front of the table that Roman thought he might use in this life, Roman and Zhanbara Kuroi sat opposite each other.

There was a large bottle of orange juice on the table, but only Roman was drinking it, and the one placed in front of Zhanyuan Heiyi was a glass of boiling water—and he poured it himself.

Battlefield Heiyi looked at Xiao Zi in Roman's arms with strange eyes. Since entering the door, Xiao Zi never got off Roman's body. Whenever Roman was about to put her down, Xiao Zi would immediately cry.

"Mr. Romani lo*ic*n, aren't you going to plead guilty?"

"Have you completely ignored my surname? And I'm not a lo*ic*n at all, so why start the conversation on the premise that I'm a prisoner."

"Ah, isn't it? Do you have to let the policeman be tortured to extort a confession to admit that he is a blackmailer?"

"The crime of extortion has been added? And now the police still allow torture to extract confessions?"

Extorting confessions by torture is impossible. This is not an old-fashioned note, you can do whatever you want in the police station. In Japanese police stations, prisoners and the police are not allowed to get along alone. Even if there is, there must be a constant record of surveillance TV. If you make a confession by torture, you will be bitten by the prisoner at any time.

Of course, Zhanyuan Heiyi also knew that Roman was not a blackmailer, and she had already figured out the misunderstanding she saw in the afternoon before she came. Roman had been working part-time at Moriya Shrine, and he was the senior who introduced Oshino Baa to Dongfengya Sanae. In addition, Roman and Yukawa Tsubasa have a very good relationship, so good that Yukawa would say "I should be playing games at home at this time". It's just that I can see two similar extortion scenes in one day, no matter who it is, it must be misunderstood because of the plot at that time.

Fortunately, this matter was not known, otherwise, Zhanyuan Heiyi would definitely kill people.

"Then, Mr. Romani Little Whiteface..."

"Please speak well."

"Aren't you going to explain it?"

Zhanyuan Heiyi's eyes returned to Xiao Zi again, apparently wanting Roman to explain why the child kept calling him "Baba"...and the first sentence "Mama".

Roman suddenly felt a headache. He couldn't tell Zhanyuan Heiyi that this child is not actually a human, but a gap monster, right? Maybe as soon as such words are said, the phone of the police station will ring in the next moment, and Roman will be sent to the mental hospital half an hour later.