Song Dynasty's Ignorant Prince

"Haha, I deal with dead people all day, and can I still be afraid of a dead ghost? Don't you look at where this place is?" Qiao Da laughed, and Qiao Er also felt very funny. .

Only then did Zhao Ji look around, and he saw that there were several stone coffins not far away, and the lids of the coffins were still open. Suddenly, Zhao Ji knew that this place should be an ancient tomb. These two guys are good at drilling holes, so maybe they are good at robbing tombs, no wonder they say they deal with dead people all day long.

According to Zhao Ji's estimation, the location of this ancient tomb should be relatively deep. I wonder if the guards can find it here? If you want to follow the cave, you should be able to recruit it, right?

Now all Zhao Ji can do is to delay the time until the guards come over and there will be no problem...

"That said, you guys are very courageous!"

"Haha, of course we are very courageous, eh, otherwise we would not dare to arrest you, the emperor, why, are you afraid now?" Qiao Er was triumphant.

Zhao Ji nodded and sighed, "Oh, of course I'm scared. Do you know what life I live every day?

When Zhao Ji said this, Qiao Da and Qiao Er were a little curious, but they didn't say it, Qiao Er snorted coldly, "Hey, what's the matter, it's not just eating better...

"Haha, that's wrong, it's not as simple as it is, do you know how many dishes I eat in one meal?" Zhao Ji asked mysteriously.

Qiao Er couldn't help but ask, "How many, are there five or six dishes?-"

Although the productivity of Song Huizong was relatively developed, due to the corrupt government, the people's life was not good, many people could not eat enough, and the polarization was very serious. The average person is very satisfied if they are full. If there are two more dishes, it is a moderately prosperous living standard, and if there are five or six dishes, it is very rich.

Zhao Ji laughed, shook his head and said, "Of course not, one hundred and eight!

"What?" Qiao Da and Qiao Er both opened their mouths wide, and they couldn't believe it... "You, you don't look fat, how can you eat so much?"

Zhao Ji rolled his eyes and said contemptuously, "Of course I can't eat it. Some dishes take a bite or two, and some don't eat at all. This is the life of an emperor, don't you want to experience it?"

The two nodded immediately, their hearts infinitely longing, "But we are not emperors?"

"You are not the emperor, but I am the emperor," Zhao Ji said.

Qiao Da and Qiao Er looked at each other and didn't understand how Zhao Ji's being the emperor had anything to do with them.

"You think, if we are friends, do you think I will share it with you?" Zhao Ji guided.

Qiao Er patted his head and laughed, "Yeah, if we were friends, you would share it with us, right?

Slap, Qiao Da slapped Qiao Er on the back of the head, "Idiot, he is not the emperor now, he is a prisoner!"

"Yeah, you are a prisoner, how can you give us something delicious, how dare you lie to us?" Qiao Er glared at Zhao Ji angrily, with a tendency to take action if he disagreed.

Zhao Ji shrugged, "Hey, I'm a prisoner now, but I won't be a prisoner forever. You think, if I go back, it's not what I want?"

"Yeah," Qiao Er touched his head and said to his eldest brother, "Why don't we let him go, I heard that the royal chef's cooking is delicious!"

Qiao rolled his eyes, "Our brothers managed to catch him, how can we let him go? The five hundred taels of gold they promised us haven't been paid yet!"

"Yeah," Qiao Er nodded and looked at Zhao Ji, "Let's wait until we get the gold!

These two guys didn't seem to be able to use their brains. Zhao Ji felt that as long as he fooled the two, he would be able to escape, so he quickly said, "How much gold?"

"Five hundred taels~!" Qiao Er stretched out his finger.

Zhao Ji stomped his feet hard, as if very sad, "Oh, I'm so pissed off!"

"Ah, why are you angry?" Qiao Da was very strange.

"I am a dignified emperor, you actually only charge five hundred taels of gold, don't you think this price is too cheap, it's just an insult to me, and an insult to your IQ!

Qiao Da Qiao Er glanced at each other, Qiao Er nodded, agreeing, "Brother, I think what he said makes sense, how can one emperor only be five hundred taels, it's too little, it should be one thousand taels! 99

·0 for flowers.....

Qiaoda also reacted at this time, stroked his beard, sighed, and said angrily, "Those people in Luohua Palace are really assholes, they even deceived us, no, this time I have to give the other party a good look. Do you really think we are all fools?"

"Yes, I have long seen that those people are not good birds! Especially their young palace master, what a thing, he looks much worse than your big brother, but this guy is surrounded by countless beautiful women, and those women are blind. now..."

It seemed that Qiao Er had a lot of resentment, but Zhao Ji did not believe that the young palace master of Luo Hua Palace would be uglier than the two of them. Look at Qiao Da, not to mention hemp poles, disheveled hair, a lot of beard, small eyes and big nose.

But a message they said made Zhao Ji very vigilant. Where is Luohua Palace, he seems to have never heard of it!

"I think so too, the two heroes are suave and strong in martial arts, so what kind of young palace master is a piece of shit, how can you compare with the two?" Zhao Ji's flattering almost made himself sick to death, what he said It's a bit far-fetched, mainly because after being the emperor for so long, I almost forgot how to flatter...

Also, Zhao Ji used to be a small person, and there was no resistance to flattery.

Qiao Da Qiao Er was the first time they heard someone say that they were suave, which made them smile, but Qiao Da still had some self-knowledge, and politely said, "Well, we are not so handsome, but we are more handsome. You are much stronger!

I wipe, I praise you, you are so good, you came to pay attention to me! I will bear it!

"By the way, the two heroes, I don't know the origin of the Luohua Palace, how could they trouble me?" Zhao Ji asked cautiously, "I've been staying in the palace, and I don't have much contact with martial arts people?"

Qiao Er smiled and said a little silvery, "The Hundred Flowers Palace are all women, but I don't know how, a young palace master turned out to be a man, alas, it's a pity that there are so many beautiful women! 35