Song Tan Jishi

Lu Chuan raised his eyebrows.

"You mean, everyone has their own thing?"

Qin Yun and He Kuang nodded wildly: "Yeah!"

Lu Chuan smiled meaningfully: "You call her sister-in-law, and she calls you second fool - is this the way to go?"

Qin Yun's face slowly fell.

With the richness of modern people's food, the temptation of lard residue is actually far less than that in ancient times, but the strange thing is that when you eat half the plate in front of you, you don't feel that you can't eat it at all.

A little full at best.

It's no wonder Qin Yun couldn't resist such a good thing.

They can't even give up milk tea and have no self-control at all. Anything sweet or salty, just pop it into your mouth.

At this moment, the other party was very angry: "If you don't agree, you won't agree. Why are you attacking me personally? Just tell me if you are single? Just tell me if Song Tan is very beautiful."

He pointed and said: "Let me tell you, you just haven't encountered the Chinese New Year. Otherwise, a single like you would have no status at home."

What he said was true to a certain extent, but Lu Chuan was not moved at all and just looked at him with a half-smile:

"Then when you cried to me and said that I would save your dog's life, why didn't you say that you would give me your life?"

"This method is low-cost and convenient. How great!"

Qin Yun made a critical face: "..."

Isn't it the first time I meet my girlfriend's parents? They have no experience, so I asked you to learn more. By the way, I had no money to buy a house and asked you to borrow another loan...

What is the promise of your body? He, a flowery man, also has requirements for his partner, okay?

First of all, it has to be a woman.

Qin Yun said bitterly: "Forget it if I can't help you. Anyway, I think you two are destined - right? What's more?"

What's more, he smiled naively, as if he didn't understand anything.

But looking at the speed with which he struck, it was clearly much faster than Qin Yun, so much so that when Lu Chuan recalled it, he couldn't even laugh or cry. He couldn't figure out where he found these two sleeping dragons and phoenix chicks as friends.

…

But the friendship between men is always so strange and unreasonable.

For example, at this moment, Zhang Chen, who had come all the way here, looked at his good brother Wu Lei, who was wearing plastic rain boots and rain trousers, a mask and a cotton hat, and was shoveling manure with a shovel in his hand. He was really sad and crying!

"Why is your cousin so cruel! Is she letting you do this in the middle of winter?!"

Whose young man is so hard-working nowadays?

The cold wind blew by the river, and the cow and sheep dung gave birth to a strange smell in the fermentation tank. But the young man is unkempt and conscientious. While others are busy killing the New Year pig, here he is conscientiously shoveling manure...

"Is this your cousin?"

Good brothers couldn't help but fight against each other.

However, Wu Lei had a sigh on his face: "You don't understand. Tan Tan told me that we have to kill five pigs today, and the workload is extremely heavy."

Think about it, the pig weighs three to four hundred pounds each, and even with his skinny arms and legs, he would find it difficult to pick up a basket of cow dung, so why bother to get exposed to different types of work?

Zhang Yanping muttered, afraid that the pig would kick him in the stomach. No matter how thick the fat was, it couldn't stop the bruises, right?

"Besides, there are many people in the village, and my seven aunts and eight aunts want to inquire about my single status... That won't work, brother, I'll tell you the truth, I see through it now."

"If a man doesn't have a career, he can't find a partner with good conditions."

Zhang Chen opened his mouth, not knowing what to say.

But looking at him standing there with a shovel, he still couldn't help but ask: "Then your career... doesn't look too glamorous?"

What well-off girl would be willing to meet a young man who shovels manure in a cow pen!

He said sincerely: "I told you earlier, otherwise you would go to Ningcheng. I'll ask my dad to arrange a job for you."

If you want to earn more, go to the construction site and work as a security guard. If you are leisurely and have no ideals, go work as a security guard. How can it not be more comfortable than shoveling cow dung?

Wu Lei was even more moved.

But no!

"My parents are here too!"

"They have been studying cattle raising very seriously recently. Professor Song from Tantan's family has promised to introduce better breeds of beef cattle in the spring... The two of us are about to start training!"

Raising cattle itself is not a difficult task. My uncle and his family are here simply to learn more scientific methods of raising cattle, as well as some common diseases and feed ratios.

Now that the family has been away from home for a few months, it’s time to have some experience during the New Year.

Wu Lei vowed: "Next year when you come to my house, I will take you to herd cattle!"

Zhang Chen:......

how to say? Nowadays, it is rare to find such a simple and honest person in the countryside.

He could only sigh: "Then are you going to eat the pig-killing feast? If so, we can go together."

Wu Lei thought for a moment: "Okay! But you can't leave the cattle farm without people. I'll take my mother there first, and my father will come back after dinner."

Just as he was talking, he heard a creak from the door of the sheepfold, and his aunt raised her voice: "Wulei, Tantan asked you to go over first, bring the princess and the others over, and also call their original owner. have a look."

"Okay!" Wu Lei said: "Mom, you go call Princess and the others. I'll go change clothes first. My friend drove a car to pick us up, so there's no need to ride a tricycle."

When the aunt heard this, she looked at Zhang Chen who was smiling and saying hello, and couldn't help but smile:

"Xiao Zhang, could you please come all the way here... You said I don't have much to entertain you here. How embarrassing..."

She can finally see now that Wu Lei has grown so big that the only close friend he has is the young man in front of him——

After all, no one can tolerate Erque.

The smile was especially sincere at this moment: "Tantan's family will be selling beef later, so I asked Leilei to leave a few kilograms for you."

"Okay, okay!" Zhang Chen didn't lack anything else, he just lacked things from the old Song family. Now he said unceremoniously:

"Auntie, don't leave a few kilograms behind. Thirty or fifty kilograms is not too much, and one or two kilograms is not too little. I will transfer the money to Wu Lei at that time!"

As he spoke, he urged Wu Lei:

"Hurry up and change your clothes, otherwise they will take away all the delicious food later."

By the way, I couldn't help but sincerely suggest: "Raising cattle is very good, but do you want to be prepared?"

"When I came here, I was in contact with the two previous municipal procurement companies. Don't tell me, this T system is different! Even though they are doing procurement, they really have that temperament. When you look back, you will say that they are the governor of Ning Province. letter!"

"I was just thinking, you're still young enough, why don't you study along the way and see if we can also take the public entrance exam or something like that?"

No matter what you do, it’s really not good to keep shoveling shit like this!

He is only in his twenties and not in his fifties!

However, Wu Lei's brain has been washed by the vast golden river and the carefree cattle and sheep, and now he has a very clear understanding of himself:

"My mother said, my brain is not suitable for that - besides, don't have any filters for the system. I was playing Douyin a while ago, and the security guard in my community looked like a police officer!"

Zhang Chen:......

…

And here is the old Song family.

After the five pigs were almost divided, the work of the butchers came to an end, and the villagers who came to join in the fun also sighed and chatted into the yard.

We are all from the countryside, and no one will be polite. While chatting with Song Sancheng Wulan who was busy packing things, he kept praising the big yard that he had not seen for a long time:

"This building is really beautiful. It's like the big villa on Douyin. It costs an estimated one million... Tsk, tsk, tsk, the child must be promising..."

This is a villager who went out to work at the beginning of the year and doesn’t know much about it yet.

"This big yard is clean, open and bright. Why don't you order more vegetables in the flower beds on the side? It's so convenient to just pick and fry!"

I am going to work part-time in the second half of the year to express my opinion.

And the aunts like Li Lanhua and Zhang Hong who often worked in Lao Song's house were already carrying buckets of offal and starting to clean up.

Apart from anything else, the pig intestines taste delicious, but they are almost useless to put away.

And they probably know the price of vegetables in Lao Song's family now, and they have earned so much money from carrots and cabbage this year...

Isn’t this the time to perform well?

As we chatted, the snacks placed on several tables in the yard were put into our mouths——

"Well!"

Everyone who had just chewed a mouthful of rice sticks widened their eyes and were speechless by the delicious food they had never imagined.

"How are these rice poles made? Who made them? How do you get this skill?"

"Look at how thick the rice stalk is, and it's a little sticky when you bite it. It must be made from our own good rice - 30%. What kind of rice is yours this year?"

Song Sancheng actually couldn't remember clearly, but he had taken a photo, and now he was smiling: "If it's delicious, you can eat more. I'll find out what kind it is..."

As for rice sticks and rice crackers, I have half a room full of them at home, so you can eat whatever you want!

But before he could find out the species, he heard the villagers chatting again:

"No need to ask, didn't you see that the great professor was still in the courtyard just now? He has been on the national stage, he has real skills! Whatever you plant is good!"

"Yes! Do you know about the Academy of Agricultural Sciences? The big experts there have spent their whole lives studying farming, just like hybrid rice..."

"So good? Then we don't know if we can save some seeds and plant them ourselves..."

"I'm afraid of difficulties. This thing is probably going to be fat and the investment is huge... Didn't you hear what the old Song family said before? It would take tens of millions of loans to build a small mountain bag..."

As far as their Haomo Mountain Village is concerned, a million dollars is considered top-notch and powerful, and a small mountain bag worth tens of millions...

Tsk tsk tsk, don’t dare think about it! How to pay it back?

With that money in the bank, I can live comfortably earning interest every month.

Everyone was talking a lot, and the rumors became more and more mysterious.

When Song Sancheng pulled out the photo, the whole courtyard was already shocked that his daughter had become an agriculture professor and had the ability to borrow hundreds of millions of yuan.

Song Sancheng:......

To be honest, he was shocked too.

He can guarantee that few people in these villages will see a hundred thousand in cash in their lifetime. Why are they so bold to think of a loan of hundreds of millions?

How to get a loan? Go to the bank and they will give you whatever you want. !

Why is it that the more ridiculous it is, the more people believe it!

By the way, there were a few people pulling at dried sweet potatoes with ferocious expressions on their faces, wondering why there was such a thing that couldn't even be chewed.

But the wearable sweetness, paired with the overly hard and pliable home-made dried sweet potatoes, is really addictive.

There was also a fisherman in the corner who had been busy all morning with his camera set up. The two of them were chewing something with their heads tilted, and the main one had a ferocious look on his face.

When Song Sancheng took a closer look, he realized that each of them had pinched a dried chestnut...

The honest man Song Sancheng felt guilty.

Just, next time, next time I hold a banquet at my house, I will definitely not put such hard-to-bite items.

…

In the living room, everyone has a different atmosphere.

What's the atmosphere?

——This trip is well worth it!

Although this is a bit exaggerated - after all, lard residue is just a taste, and you can't really eat it until you're full. No matter how delicious it is, you still have to get tired of it! That thing takes up a lot of space, and there's only so much in a pot. It's just something fresh for everyone to eat.

But the group of people in the innermost group all had to do physical training on a daily basis, and they had a lively fight, and everyone was satisfied.

Secretary Wang and the leader sat reservedly on the other side. Now that they had tasted both sweet and salty food, leaving only an empty plate, they felt that the trip was worthwhile.

The satisfaction brought by high-calorie snacks is unmatched by any good food or wine!

However, they were full of wine and food, and there were still lively voices on the sofa on the back side:

"Xiao Du, I'm getting older and I don't have much life left. I don't have much to eat now..."

There are young people on the other side who are resisting: "Old man, I really can't do it. I really can't eat too much..."

"Xiao Wang, just tell me if I treat you well? My wife didn't even bring me to bring you here..."

"Old man, let's be honest, if you don't take me with you, I won't be able to travel far..."

It is obvious that these little old men and their respective young assistants are in an extreme tug-of-war, from being gentle to showing weakness to the enemy...

Everyone was so happy that they couldn't help but turn around and take a look. However, after looking at him, the brothers in the armed police system couldn't help but straighten their backs.

Just...how do you feel like you are a fellow traveler?

And how come these colleagues are so neatly arranged, with one old man matching each other?

For a moment, everyone looked at the few old men with little appearance and couldn't help but wonder which retired leader in the system they were...

hiss!

I can't seem to think about it.

Otherwise, at this level, after retirement, would you still be assigned a guard?

And while they were staring at each other blankly for a moment, a few little old men with little appearance moved quickly and with lightning speed, they pinched the few remaining lard residues and laughed happily.

In fact, Lao Zhu and others were enjoying themselves at this moment, so they didn't have to eat it. It was just rare to see everyone happily fighting for it, so they wanted to eat it too.

The next moment, the leader in the corner who was holding a cup of tea and savoring it suddenly let out an earth-shattering cough!

"Cough cough cough cough cough -"

The leader was so anxious that he was speechless!

Secretary Wang is a personal figure. For some reason, he lost his tacit understanding with the leader at this moment and could only ask him anxiously:

"Don't worry! I'll get whatever you need - do you want some paper? I'll give you a towel to wipe..."

The leader looked at the little old men over there looking at them curiously, and he coughed and bent over again...

Two-in-one update, good night. On the third day of the Lunar New Year... I updated sadly. I really caught up! Now go delete the leave note.

In order to maintain perfect attendance, I really tried my best. If I lose it one day, I am really afraid that I will break the jar.