Song Tan Jishi
Chapter 1239 1239 Grassroots Affairs [Two-in-one]
Chapter 1239 1239. Grassroots services [two-in-one]
As the colorful little tricycle approached the roof of the shed with its swaying snow-white clouds, in the [He Shui Fang Fang] live broadcast room, one could only see a group of security guards standing up from the rocks, and then looking forward expectantly. The roadside surged past.
Listen to those scattered words again——
[Let’s just say, bring the goods carefully, what brand of rice noodles is it?]
[Yes, the host wants to ask about the brand? 】
[Are you still asking the anchor? I guess this is a script they collaborated on... But the situation on the other side has been selling for a long time. Who is the millionaire anchor?]
[It’s not a script, it’s just a conflict that’s happening right in front of you]
[Yes, the drone was bitten by dogs, that one is not cheap]
[Stop talking about this, I just want to know what rice noodles are, anchor, please stay closer]
[Come closer and I’ll give you a reward]
The barrage was lively, and seeing the topic change again, [He Shui Fangfang] felt extremely depressed.
It's impossible to get too close. It's not because I'm afraid, but it doesn't matter what kind of rice noodles they are. I haven't approached them to promote them yet. They take the initiative to send people great wealth?
impossible.
As the car approached, her eyes lit up when she took a serious look, and she quickly shouted to Song Tan and others:
"Did you see that? The police car is coming!"
Song Tan glanced at her and said in a strange voice:
"You see, can't anyone with eyes see it?"
"Besides, it only takes ten or twenty minutes to drive from our town to here. I've already calculated enough time for someone to deliver the meal, and you didn't react until then?"
She didn't say the rest of the words, but there were five big words in her eyes——
【Are you stupid】
At this moment, silence was louder than sound, and both of [He Shui Fang Fang] were extremely angry!
Qia Qiao Qiao Qiao stopped the car, and before she even bothered to say hello to the security guards, she was already staring at the two people opposite her with vigilance:
"Sister, are they the ones making trouble?"
He looked at the rice noodles in his cart and stamped his feet bitterly:
"Don't feed them."
"No," Song Tan had already brought out a bowl and said, "It would be great if you give us the Four Treasures as much as you want. Isn't it a waste to give it to them?"
Then he raised his chin and signaled to the police car that had just stopped: "We usually have two police officers here. Didn't I prepare this for them? It's noon, maybe they haven't eaten yet."
The two policemen got out of the car. Before they could understand what was going on, they heard such a sentence. If nothing else, they felt happy.
"Ahem." One of them still kept a straight face and said seriously: "To deal with the dispute, let's stop eating - who called the police?"
"I——" [He Shui Fangfang] quickly raised her hand, then ran over with the mobile phone holder, and opened her mouth to speak.
Unexpectedly, a security guard suddenly intervened in front of him. He held a big bowl and smiled stupidly at the police: "Try a taste. I grind rice noodles at home. I knew you were coming, so I specially prepared two more bowls."
The younger policeman was just about to extend his hand and politely refuse - he was on a mission, and it would be inappropriate to turn around and eat the person's meal again.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened his mouth, a pungent and spicy chili oil mixed with the strong aroma of pork rib soup wafted out, causing him to open his mouth, but no words of inquiry came out, and he only swallowed a mouthful of saliva first.
The security guard on the side was still holding two large bowls in confusion: "Are you really not going to eat? It will be too big to take back down the mountain later."
yes!
The two of them stared straight at the bowl of the sea - such good rice noodles would swell if they were soaked any longer, wouldn't they? It’s so inappropriate to waste food!
Moreover, rules are dead and people are alive. Logically speaking, eating two mouthfuls of rice noodles is not worth anything. They, the grassroots police, handle cases in rural areas and focus on being flexible. The atmosphere is too tense and it does not help.
Various thoughts swirled in the minds of the two of them, and the fragrance surged layer by layer, making them unable to stand. At this moment, they had no choice but to straighten their faces:
"Okay, thank you first, fellow man..."
He looked at Qiao Qiao and then at Song Tan, his face turned slightly red and he felt a little embarrassed: "Thank you in advance."
"But the matter still needs to be dealt with - who called the police?"
"I..." [He Shui Fangfang] even her voice became weak.
People are already serving bowls, can they still be treated fairly?
Thinking of this, he was busy and put his mobile phone aside: "Comrade police, I am live broadcasting. I have no other requirements. I just hope that we can act impartially."
"Pfft, cough, cough, cough!"
The other party choked out a mouthful of rice noodles, and the first thing he noticed was not [He Shui Fangfang]'s cell phone, but the mouthful of rice noodles he coughed up, with an expression full of regret and reluctance.
With this look, [He Shui Fangfang] wondered if the other party was planning to adopt the three-second rule if they didn't say anything first——
[If the food falls to the ground, don’t worry, don’t be afraid, you can still eat it if you pick it up within three seconds. 】
The eyes of the young couple looked strange, but they were also proud - with the big killer weapon of live broadcast, they wouldn't resort to violent law enforcement or deliberately show partiality, right?
However, the other party withdrew his eyes and didn't even look at them immediately. Instead, he quickly picked up a chopstick of rice noodles and stuffed it into his mouth, until he swallowed it in one mouthful!
"His ha..."
The combination of hot rice noodles and fragrant pork ribs soup made the other party let out a long sigh of satisfaction, and then he came back to his senses:
"Sorry, sorry."
The other party's apology was sincere, because I really had never eaten such rice noodles. This was too, too...
How to describe it?
The two of them couldn't say it. Anyway, they planned to ask when they returned, whether the fellow villager would sell this rice noodles?
If they sold it, they would have to carry a sack back at least.
But at this moment, they were still working, and the other party mentioned live broadcasting. Now live broadcasting can delay things! They had to smile implicitly:
"I was in a hurry and didn't eat yet. I'm really hungry now. I thought I'd eat a few bites first... Sorry - come, let's listen to this first."
The older policeman took all his strength, and then reluctantly put the bowl back on the tricycle.
Turning back, he elbowed the colleague next to him, and then said in a businesslike manner:
"Get ready -"
"You called the police, right? Come, tell me in detail..."
[He Shui Fang Fang] I was so angry for a while!
Looking at the barrage again, there were so many people watching, but the comments made by each one made her feel cold.
[This policeman ate other people's food while doing his job. He will definitely be complained about later.]
[The above person has never stepped into society, right? Do you know what grassroots means? Have you seen townships handle things?]
[You know a lot! Anyway, it is not in compliance, so it will definitely be complained about...]
[No, anchor, you are disappointing! I just want to ask about rice noodles, why are you dragging it until now? I just watch others eat it.]
[Don't say it, it looks really delicious! Look at everyone, they just eat without saying a word.]
[Ahhh, how delicious is it? I want to try it, go to the link!]
[Laughing to death, can I buy it by going to the link? This is Qiao Qiao's house! A lemon tree has grown in my heart, why am I not among the people eating?]
[What Qiao Qiao Qiao Qiao, I went to the live broadcast platform for a while and searched for a few homophones, and no one is]
[Hehe, I won't tell you!]
[He Shui Fang Fang] I was very angry for a while!
It was only a short while ago that no one paid attention to the drone that was bitten to pieces. Instead, they were all staring at the broken rice noodles.
A hint of freshness came with the wind, and he subconsciously swallowed his saliva, but his expression was still alert. Then he adjusted his phone again, fearing that he would not be able to take pictures of the other party dealing with it later.
"Come on, tell me, what happened?"
Fangfang opened her mouth, and opened her mouth again, but she didn't know where to start.
Her boyfriend touched her elbow, but Fangfang opened her mouth and still didn't know what to say.
After thinking about it, the male anchor took a step forward:
"Hello, police comrade, Fangfang and I are the ones who reported the case. The reason is that we were playing in the mountains and saw the beautiful scenery, so we broadcast it live. Who knew that they came over and spoke very rudely, and they also bit our drones directly."
He said and held out a box of debris: "Take a look."
Fangfang on the side is worthy of being his girlfriend and boyfriend for many years. They cooperated tacitly. Now they didn't say a word and understood each other's intentions.
The drone was bitten to pieces, and now it seems that there is no value in repairing it.
The police were also curious: "Who bit it? The teeth are quite sharp!"
"I know, I know!"
Qiao Qiao raised his hand proudly: "Sibao bit it!"
He stepped aside, and Sibao walked out obediently, holding his head high, showing his harmless calmness and honesty.
"..."
The two policemen were silent.
After a while, they asked: "How did it bite? Your drone was placed there, did it bite it to pieces?"
"No!" The male anchor became excited: "I was broadcasting live with my drone, and that man-" He pointed at Zhu Xinyu:
"He snatched my remote control, and then when the drone was flying low, the dog rushed over, jumped high, and directly bit the drone to pieces!"
His words were full of accusations, but Sibao just tilted his head innocently. Everyone imagined the scene again, and the young policeman almost praised it-
Running and jumping, biting the enemy aircraft in mid-air, it sounds so cool!
Qiao Qiao on the side was proud: "Our Sibao can jump up to more than 4 meters! Super awesome!"
"Woof!"
Somehow, the live broadcast room was waiting to join in the fun, but couldn't help laughing when hearing this——
[Hahahahahahaha that's really awesome]
[I don't know why, I suddenly don't feel sorry for this drone]
[Oh, I didn't take a screenshot just now, this dog jumps really high! ]
[I'm not saying, He Shui, you are too good at avoiding the important point when you talk, people clearly stopped you in a nice way]
[That's right! Where is the Spring and Autumn style here? ]
[What's the matter? What's wrong? The police came up to eat the two bites of food of the other side, it's obvious that they are familiar with this family. He Shui's drone is broken, what's wrong with using a rhetoric? ]
[Doesn't anyone think that the young boy on the other side speaks strangely? It seems like he is pretending to be cute]
[Don't talk nonsense in front of you, what do you mean by pretending to be cute? ]
[That's right! Quarrel is quarrel, why bring up our Qiao Qiao? 】
[Our Qiao Qiao was sick when he was a child, and his mental age has never grown up. You can't bully him like this.]
When this was said, the live broadcast room was shocked.
Okay!
After all this time, this is the anchor Qiao Qiao with millions of fans, and what's worse is that he is mentally handicapped.
Don't talk about whether he is right or not. When facing such a person, we feel guilty!
"Ahem!" The policeman took another look at the half bowl of rice noodles on the car and tried to regain his mind:
"Don't interrupt, continue."
He Shui had said what he needed to say, and the rest of the Spring and Autumn style of writing could not be melted. He was a little bit unable to continue, and he was stuck when he opened his mouth.
Fortunately, Fang Fang was still rational, and quickly continued:
"The drone is broken and we have to compensate. They don't want to do it, and they want us to compensate for mental damage and lost wages..."
The older police listened silently, nodding from time to time to indicate that the other party should continue. [He Shui Fang Fang] seemed to be encouraged, and now she talked nonstop, telling the whole thing in detail.
Little do they know that the wisdom of the grassroots police officers dare not say how profound it is, but they are experienced people who have been working for many years. You can tell what the situation is when they handle things.
Look at these two people talking nonstop, with angry tones and empty confidence. They can't produce any strong evidence when they speak-unmanned aerial vehicles and compensation.
The emotions are in place.
But what about this side? Those who should eat don't even raise their heads, and eat very sweetly-oh, this rice noodles!
Let's get back to the topic. Let's look at the other two young men. One of them is happily coaxing the dog, looking different from ordinary people. The other one is listening nonchalantly, not panicking at all.
Just looking at this posture, you can tell who is really right.
The policeman here finished asking questions: "I have explained it clearly. There is nothing to add, right?"
[He Shui Fang Fang] nodded, and now she looked at the number of people watching, and she couldn't help but feel happy again.
The other party looked at Song Tan: "Who on your side will tell the story?"
"No need to say."
Zhu Xinyu had finished his meal and just drank the last mouthful of soup. He felt comfortable and spoke with confidence:
"We have a recorder with the whole process. Do you want to see it?"
Policeman:? ? !
No, who is the police?
Now even [He Shui Fang Fang] was shocked: "How did you get this thing?!"
What's so strange about this?
They had only been training for a short time when Chen Yuan applied to buy a few of these, saying that it would be easier to deal with the villagers if they acted recklessly...
Zhu Xinyu looked at her curiously, and said calmly: "We live in the village. We can make a fuss here and take off our clothes. We are much better than you two."
[He Shui Fang Fang]:...
What do you mean? What do you mean? Does he look down on people? !
Zhu Xinyu added: "Besides, you dared to fly and shoot drones in private land without reporting them, and you continued to live broadcast after being stopped..."
"You are not afraid of breaking the law, so why can't I bring a recorder legally?"
Here it comes! ! ! ! Late but here it comes! This is the update of June 17.
[Fictional fiction fiction fiction!!! Don't substitute reality, don't use realistic terms]
Recently, my efficiency has been poor and my work and rest schedule has been disordered. It's time to sacrifice a sister-show up! Yu Yuzhu!
"The Ming Dynasty"
No need to introduce this, right?
6.18 Addendum: I failed to adjust my work and rest schedule, so I will update tomorrow during the day. I will also update tomorrow night as I should have.
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