Song Tan Jishi
Chapter 1291 1291 Gouzi prepares for a blind date
The king has no resistance at all to this unique preference.
Although it feels that it has done nothing, the big bag of pig bones in front of it belongs to it! So he was sitting there squatting upright, raising and lowering his two front paws alternately, the huge dog head slightly raised to look at Song Tan beside him, his big black eyes full of joy.
Why is the dog hook so cute?
Song Tan hugged its big dog head and rubbed it, and then said to it again: "They all belong to the king, eat them!"
The king made a "woof" sound from his throat, then lowered his head and neatly picked out a big, fragrant bone!
The craftsmanship of the seventh cousin is common to humans and dogs. Even if it doesn't make sense, this is a pig killed by Laba! The pig bones that have been chewed clean by everyone are still smelling of braised meat. With the king's bite force, he can bite them into pieces with a "click" sound.
It can eat enough every day, so these bones are more like delicious snacks to it, but to Xiao Shi and Xiao Eleven who are still in a state of introspection...
Other dogs have treats, but they don’t, and that’s what hurts the most pride!
At this moment, Song Tan was sobbing and looking at Song Tan. If the king hadn't accumulated so much power, they would have pounced on him and begged and acted coquettishly.
It's honestly pretty cute just thinking about it.
but--
Song Tan looked at the king again and said seriously: "There cannot be two educational concepts in the same family."
"You two are the king's little brothers and you should obey him! Since you are disobedient on the pasture, I won't let anyone give you snacks for the next week."
"Do you know why? Because chickens and ducks are frightened and can't lay eggs. Each egg costs ten or twenty yuan. If they don't make any money, they will deduct your snack allocation."
This kind of snack is not a cheap can of dog biscuits or the like, but leftover vegetables at home, various dried shrimps, fish pieces, dried pumpkins, etc...
"Oooooooowowowow——"
The river wind blew slowly, and Little Ten and Little Eleven looked up to the sky and shouted, which was extremely desolate.
…
Brother Sun was so worried about the dogs that he vowed to successfully protect the matchmaker and avenge his shame this time!
After he returned home, he first posted Gouzi's videos and pictures in his VIP group. This time, he wrote down the marriage requirements more seriously than last time!
However, the first one to sign up was William.
Second, General.
Brother Sun:......
"No, brother," he said sincerely, "We didn't reach an agreement last year, so why are you coming this year? Don't you still have to go to work?"
"You don't understand." William's owner lamented: "When I think about it, not only is the dog I have raised so good not as good as other dogs, but it has not been chosen for a blind date... I get up in the middle of the night and feel so angry!"
"That's right!" The general's master also said bitterly: "Do you know that feeling? You raise a unique and good daughter yourself, and your blind date introduces a rich, handsome man who is good at everything... Hehe! I don't think my general is the same. No, even though her name is a bit domineering, she is usually a gentle and sweet girl.”
"But the blind date hasn't been chosen yet!"
"I'm really going to get mad!"
They have been old customers for many years, and Brother Sun told the truth: "Then... what if you haven't taken a liking to it this year?"
"It's not that I think our dog is bad, it's just that there are some differences, and he can indeed see it with the naked eye."
"And the last time I went back, those dogs still showed no signs of going into heat. They were just focusing on food, work, and career..."
The two dog owners smiled bitterly: "If you don't look for them, then you have to choose a similar one and introduce it to us!"
"William didn't have a mate all last year. He was scaring people when other dogs came."
"What? William too? I thought the general refused because his pride was bruised!"
As soon as he said this, everyone in the group who was watching the excitement fell silent.
After a while, Brother Sun suddenly received a large number of registration forms.
"Look at our dogs, don't those local dogs have to be matched? Our family is serious!"
"That one called Princess is a really good-looking retired dog. No one in our family has a staff yet. Do you think it's a good match for our family?"
"This Duoduo looks a little fat, so I can't pull a pig... But the color of the coat, the energy... Well, Brother Sun, my puller has a strong body, I think he can do it - hey, when the time comes, you say When you give birth to a puppy, will the puppy’s hair be like gold?”
The whole group had been sending similar messages all morning. Brother Sun felt so stressed that he quickly made another announcement——
[Let’s talk about the kids talking about partners. Don’t be anxious. It’s useless to be anxious. The dogs in this family don’t like to date. Last year, they brought a few dogs there, but they didn’t like any of them, so this year they won’t be sure. It can be done. 】
[Furthermore, the ranch only provides room and board for the dog owners, and they won’t reimburse travel expenses if they don’t like it. Please think carefully. 】
As soon as he said this, the boiling emotions temporarily stopped.
But after a while, someone suddenly asked: "If we take our furry child out on a blind date, when will we be reimbursed for the travel expenses?"
yes!
Everyone was stunned. Don't most of them meet in the same city? Where are the travel expenses involved? It's quite remote this time, but Brother Sun's dog farm is also quite remote. Didn't they go all the way there in order to buy a dog?
What is the purpose of raising furry children? It’s just to give your children an elite education, send them to college, and then provide for them in old age [bushi]!
Isn't it normal to choose a partner who is a dragon or a phoenix among dogs?
When he said this, he felt that the dogs in the video were not only noble in status, but also noble in style!
Except for some people who really can't go far, the mood in the group is even more boiling than before-
"Brother Dog! Hurry up and cut in line for my child!"
"Hey, don't be picky, bring them over and let's get together for a blind date and beauty pageant!"
"That's right! The dogs on the ranch don't look like us, isn't it good for everyone to get together and digest it internally?"
"To be honest, we all know the dog owners in our group, and we know what the dog's condition is, which is more reliable than the random news you read on the Internet."
After saying this, everyone thought about it carefully-there's nothing wrong with it!
...
Brother Sun is under a lot of pressure, but he is leisurely up and down the mountain.
After Qibao changed his shift to Shitoupo, Song Tan and Lu Chuan finally succeeded in picking a basket of white wormwood and a basket of mugwort buds. At this moment, they brought them back for washing, and the rushing water turned back and forth in the bamboo basket against the green leaves, and the aroma of white wormwood and mugwort came to the face.
Slightly bitter, but with a unique fragrance.
"It smells nice."
Lu Chuan commented: "I remember there seems to be a perfume with this scent. Does Tan Tan like it? I'll go and order a bottle."
Ulan and Aunt Lianhua were happily picking leaves. They subconsciously said: "Why would you want to make perfume with this? If you like it, I'll cut a bunch of mugwort for you during the Dragon Boat Festival and put it in your closet."
Aunt Lianhua also subconsciously asked: "Do you like mugwort? I'd like to cut more mugwort this year to make bean paste."
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