Song Tan Jishi

Zhang Yanping talked so much, and I don’t know if the king can understand.

But he had given all the instructions, and then he looked at the six dogs behind him who were also curious and expectantly looking at the opposite side, and he couldn’t help but sigh again.

“You are still well-behaved and obedient.”

However, in the background, Xiao Shi sneaked into the flock of sheep like a thief in the distance, and the big sheep was so scared that it lowered its head and was about to hit it.

And Xiao Shi was running around the field and rushing forward. When he saw the king here, he suddenly braked, slid a long way on the grass, and the grass leaves flew.

Zhang Yanping: …

Forget it.

Dogs are dogs, and Border Collies are Border Collies.

In the future, everyone will have children and partners, and the family will serve in the same court. Let’s see if these two little things are anxious or worried?

He thought of this and reminded everyone one by one that this was a rare opportunity, then waved his hand and said, "You can do whatever you want!"

"If you want to work, go to work. If you don't want to work, go and play."

"Since there are so many guests today, I'll give you extra meals later!"

As soon as the word "extra meals" came out, all the dogs raised their heads and stared at him.

Zhang Yanping pondered: "There are always meat bones, but there are only a few kinds of vegetables in the vegetable garden now..." After thinking about it, he asked: "Do you want to eat sweet potatoes? It's time to plant sweet potatoes, but there are still a lot left. How about giving them all to you as a snack?" "Give you more dried sweet potatoes." "How about corn kernels? Give you Xiangxiang's share today." "Oh, don't bully these dogs! I'll give you an egg each in the evening." "One dog and one bundle of green vegetables." After thinking about it, it seems that this is not much different from the usual meals, so he decided again: "Today I will mix dried shrimp for you! We stockpiled a lot last year, one bucket for each dog!" His voice was loud, and the people on the opposite side heard it. At this moment, they couldn't help but be stunned: "Snack... just add this!" How come everything seems to be vegetarian except dried shrimp? "That's right! How come green vegetables are considered a snack? Can dried sweet potatoes be considered as well?"

"Why do you have to look at the portion for eating corn kernels?"

Everyone looked at the dog brother with suspicion: "What's the matter? Their dogs don't eat raw meat and bones?"

"My family also eats raw meat and bones."

"My family picks a little, mixes raw meat and bones with nutritional powder, and cooks them at 60 degrees at low temperature."

"Actually, I'm afraid the child can't get used to it, so I brought dog food, which costs more than 100 yuan per pound."

"I also brought several cans of food..."

"This meal is so cheap, can't we pay for the meat?"

Everyone felt a little uncomfortable.

They can drive here for the dog blind date, which clearly means that they have a lot of money, and their children are carefully raised. It's not that they can't get used to these grains, they eat them at home too!

But these things have to be considered as snacks, and it feels like their children are being looked down upon when they talk about it seriously.

So when this was said, someone immediately responded:

"Yes, I can drive to the nearby market to buy it. My dog ​​loves to eat beef brain."

"Is there any venison sold in this town?"

"Rabbit tenderloin, my family loves to eat this."

Everyone was talking at once, but Dog Brother was already full of longing, drooling.

If Zhang Yanping hadn't been discussing with the dog, he would have just raised his arm and shouted, "I eat! I eat! I eat too!"

Seeing everyone complaining, he just sighed:

"Just look at the state of their dog, how can it be compared to the ordinary raw meat you eat?"

"You can dislike it now, but don't fight for it when the dog eats later."

While saying this, he looked at Zhang Yanping with a hint of expectation:

"We have come all the way here, can't we really eat at home?"

Ah, this is not necessary...

The people behind him thought: They take good care of their furry children, but eating by themselves is just the ordinary three meals a day, it doesn't matter where you eat.

There are so many people here suddenly, and if we go to their homes to eat, we won't have time to cook, and it will be tiring.

Why bother?

Sure enough, the vicious-looking gangster on the opposite side also shook his head and said:

"There are too many people, it's not a good way to entertain..."

"It's okay to just stew a hodgepodge! We are all family, we are not picky, we are not picky."

"Dried cowpea, pork belly, green vegetables, radish, whatever you want to put in it."

"That won't work."

Zhang Yanping thought that if he treated his seventh cousin so perfunctorily, he would be scolded! He would destroy his reputation.

At this moment, he could only shake his head: "Let's go to the canteen. The food in the canteen is pretty good today, and the place is spacious."

Little Sun wanted to say something, but was stopped by everyone:

"Forget it, Gou Ge, we didn't come here for this bite of food."

"Yes, as long as the children are happy, we can eat anything and just have a few bites."

Little Sun held his teapot, unscrewed the lid and poured a cap of water into the lid, sipped it, and then said sadly:

"You don't understand!"

At first, he could still coax something from Zhang Yanping with a thick face, but later, the things in the old Song family were gone before he could buy them, and he missed them every day at home.

At this moment, Little Sun turned around and applied to Zhang Yanping again:

"If I can't go home to eat, what buns, steamed buns, dumplings, flower rolls, etc., give me a few."

"Look at us, so many people, thousands of miles away, how difficult it is."

Zhang Yanping: ...

He looked at the 20 people in front of him, calculated the approximate amount of food, and now he could only say in a dilemma: "Other quantities are not enough. Now only the scallion oil flower rolls are the largest, how about giving five to each person."

Five!

Little Sun brother has already agreed happily!

And for some reason, the people behind him have hot faces, strangely burning.

Hey, this dog brother usually looks so reliable, why does he come to a blind date and make himself so humble?

The whole flower roll seems to be worth a thousand gold.

Everyone stopped paying attention to him and simply turned their attention to the dogs who were carefully sniffing and slowly running in with each other. Seeing two beautiful dogs running in with each other, they couldn't help but smile like an old mother.

Who understands? The child has grown up and it's time to get married.

Just as I was in this state of self-admiration, I saw the owners of William and the general running over from the other side excitedly, and then reported loudly:

"They were not rejected this year! And they played together!"

"My general looks so happy! He wagged his tail!"

"My William too! Look at William, is he smiling?"

Oh my God! How bright are the faces of their own children!

The two old fathers were filled with tears.

Turning around, I saw little Sun Ge slapping his hands.

"Tonight, we will give you special scallion rolls, five each."

"!!!"

The two were instantly overjoyed: "Scallion rolls? Old Song's? Five?!!"