Song Tan Jishi

Early the next morning.

The bed number had not yet sounded, Zhan Ming just opened his eyes habitually due to his biological clock, and saw a ghostly figure standing beside the bed.

Wait a minute, he sleeps on the top bunk!

It was not the time to turn on the lights in their underground dormitory, and the light was very dark. This sudden appearance scared him so much that he subconsciously turned over and sat up and punched him!

With a "bang" sound, the fist hit the person solidly, but it only hit the shoulder, which was hot and hard.

The other party let go and slipped directly from the ladder.

After Zhan Ming breathed a sigh of relief, he quickly picked up the railing and looked down: "Who is it?!"

Immediately afterwards, the lights in the dormitory were turned on.

Everyone had woken up early because of the noise that had been made in advance, and now they were staring at the person standing in the middle of the dormitory, with horror on their faces:

"Who are you?"

Zhan Ming was even more angry as he lay beside the bed: "Fuck, you can scare people to death, you know?! It's a good thing I didn't hit you in the face with my fist, otherwise you'd still blame me for disfiguring you!"

But no, the person in the middle of the dormitory is disfigured. Her face was swollen and her cheeks were swollen. Not only were her face and neck full of red bumps, but her eyelids were also swollen. The upper lip is even more rosy and pouty, like that anchor on the Internet who pouts...

Very plump!

The changes in the lips obviously also affect the speech, including the squinting of the eyes that cannot be opened, and the hatred value is conveyed less.

Everyone just heard him glare at Zhan Ming hatefully: "You kid, you almost killed me...just wait for me!"

After the other party said that, he turned around and left the dormitory again.

Everyone turned to look at the upper bunk, and Zhan Ming looked innocent: "What are you looking at me for? I don't even know who he is!"

But he soon found out.

Because early in the morning, the monitor also came. Soon, everyone knew that there was a ruthless thief who took off all his equipment when changing the guard, so that the brothers who came to take over did not need protection.

Good guy, the other party really didn't wear it. When the guard was changed, he couldn't even tell that he was a person.

This is a big deal in the team.

Because it’s only April now, and if the weather hadn’t suddenly picked up a while ago, there wouldn’t be so many mosquitoes in this season. But if this joke were played in June or July, it would really kill people!

Everyone was shocked. Zhan Ming was called out in a daze. He felt like a huge pot had been smashed down, beating him to pieces. From now on, his surname will be Dou, Dou E's Dou.

"I really didn't lie!" He almost swore to God and the Party!

"I was standing there yesterday! If you don't believe it, look at the surveillance. I really wasn't wearing any protection. There were just no mosquitoes..."

He took it, but when he was waiting for the changing of the guard, he didn't see a single mosquito. He really thought that there would be no mosquitoes this month, so he simply didn't bring it with him when it was his turn.

During the entire two-hour night shift, I really didn’t even hear a mosquito chirping. When changing the guard, I just casually said something to express my surprise. Who would have thought...

At this moment, Zhan Ming stood there and said blankly: "Have I evolved?"

"Bullshit!" The squad leader glared at him: "Even if you evolve into a superman, the mosquitoes here can still bite you full of blood!"

There used to be many recruits who didn't believe in evil and claimed that they had a constitution that didn't attract mosquitoes. After standing there for 10 minutes, they cried for their fathers and mothers.

The mosquitoes in their area are truly the overlord. Especially when standing guard in June and July, the entire gauze cover is densely packed with people lying on their stomachs! Just say how could there not be a single mosquito? !

"What new mosquito repellent did you use?" A group of people stared at the surveillance camera for a long time. Although it was not so high-definition that not even a single mosquito was missed, Zhan Ming's state while standing guard was clearly visible -

It is true that he was not wearing protection and did not appear to be harassed by mosquitoes.

Zhan Ming was even more confused: "No..."

But now that the matter had started, his comrades in the same dormitory were also questioned one by one. After thinking about it, they finally hesitated and asked: "Could it be mugwort?"

What? The leaders were stunned. What mugwort?

"It's the mugwort tea given out by the logistics department yesterday! Zhan Ming doesn't like drinking it, so he uses it to soak in water for washing and bathing."

I didn’t mention washing his feet, which was really a way to win his respect.

"What?!" Now it was the turn of the logistics leader who was watching and joining in the fun to get angry: "Do you know how many applications I wrote for this thing before I got it?! Do you want to know how difficult it is to make this money? I still have to talk to the seller. To put it bluntly, they are not willing to earn this kind of money! If you don’t reveal your identity, do you think you can get such a good thing?”

He was furious!

As a logistics leader, he spends much more time on his mobile phone every day than ordinary soldiers. Qiao Qiao's live broadcast room came to his attention after he tasted the tea-and-egg marinated packets sent by his comrades' families last year.

No one cared about that thing at first, but when they heard it cost 20 yuan, everyone still laughed and took it to the canteen.

Who would have known that when that pot of braised food was being cooked, the entire canteen would be filled with the strong aroma of the braised food. Even if there was no meat in it, the aroma of the tea eggs would be so overwhelming that people will never forget it.

Finally, the eggs were taken out and everyone divided them, and they reluctantly added chicken feet, meat, dried tofu, etc., but because the ingredients were not that interesting, it tasted just average.

When I went to rush to buy again, not to mention that the signal here was poor and I couldn't grab it, I finally managed to grab one pack, just one pack! The other party still said the same old saying about online shopping: "I'm sorry to kiss you, but we can't offer free shipping here."

Since then, Qiaoqiao Live Room has taken root in everyone's hearts.

But he doesn’t have a fixed time for live broadcasting, and the time when everyone can find time to go online is also not fixed. 9 times out of 10, they just watch others rush to buy, and they slap their thighs.

This time, he found the comrade who provided the tea egg marinade package, and the other party went back to ask his family, and the family asked their relatives--

Finally, Zhu Xin came to ask Song Tan.

Otherwise, there would be no chance.

Just for this application, the tip of the pen was about to spark when writing the application materials. The difficulty of this was not known when everyone received this thing!

Now I heard that someone took this thing to take a bath...

Everyone looked at the logistics leader nervously, really afraid that his blood pressure would rise.

But now the focus is not bathing or drinking tea, but-

"This mugwort tea is just soaked in water and rubbed on the body. Does it really have such an effect?" It hasn't even been simmered for a long time, and the medicinal properties are 100% volatile!

Isn't this too outrageous?

You know, they have tried to burn a whole moxa stick in the booth! As a result, the guards were fumigated and sneezed, but the mosquitoes were still strong enough to fight...

At this moment, everyone stared at the inconspicuous mugwort tea in their cups, and they were eager to try it... (End of this chapter)