Song Tan Jishi

Chapter 1351 1351. The best actor among ducks

The barrage was dumbfounded for a moment.

[No, this is not like a hen nesting in a nest]

【that is! Even if there are no eggs when the hen is in the nest, it will not move easily. You can catch it casually]

[Generally speaking, chickens that hatch eggs are not good-tempered, but considering that the ducks were so well-behaved just now, this one... So why did it run to eat so neatly! 】

[It turns out that 嘬嘬嘬嘬 is the universal language of the animal world...]

[As far as I know, it’s not, the pig is Luo Luo Luo]

[I digress from the previous topic! So what happened to the duck? ! 】

Qiaoqiao was also dumbfounded!

He looked at the duck in front of him that swung its butt and rushed towards Chen Xi, and then looked at the remaining ducks that were hatching eggs and remained motionless, and said blankly: "It...what's going on?"

Chen Xi, however, had already grabbed the duck by its wings and picked it up. Then he looked at the marking ring on his leg: "It's you again, little habitual criminal!"

Then when Qiao Qiao's cell phone came over, he said: "Because Mr. Chen Chi opened a small stove for these ducks that are hatching eggs. They eat well, and the other ducks are greedy - no, this one has already pretended to hatch eggs. Several times!”

It's about inside a duck's head. If you stick to it and don't move, you can get a [Mountain-like] reward meal.

Chen Xi also couldn't laugh or cry: "I didn't find out so quickly the first time. It's just that Chen Chi had irregular meals at that time. The duck had been nesting there for a long time and he couldn't wait anymore. He started quacking, and then he was discovered."

"The second time, he learned to be smart and stopped barking. He had two extra meals in a row. As a result, he wandered around the shed at night, making constant noises, and the princess heard him."

"I was wondering what was going on, so I looked at the surveillance..."

He pointed to the corner of the ceiling of the duck shed, where a camera was looking at the audience.

"This is so smart!"

"So this is the third time?"

An old man and a young man from the Forestry Bureau also became interested. At this moment, the Chinese merganser had forgotten about it, and instead looked at this duck with a long criminal record.

Incidentally, he asked: "A duck with a criminal record like this should generally be stewed to let it learn a lesson, right?"

Just thinking about it makes both of them salivate.

Unexpectedly, Qiaoqiao stared: "How can you say that in front of it!"

"That's right!" Chen Chi stood unconditionally for his friend. At this moment, he imitated the deep posture in the anime and said eloquently: "The duck also has intentions! We have to eat it quietly!"

Qiao Qiao was anxious: "Oh!"

He took the duck from Chen Xi and put it far away. Then he went back to the house and said, "Sister said, old ducks are more delicious! They are still young!"

Alas, the two people from the Forestry Bureau sighed silently.

Although it was a joke, there was no chance it would come true, and they were still very depressed.

Only Chen Xi was helpless: "This is not the first one. Almost four have done this in the past few days, two of them are males... They are really sperm."

The barrage was 6666.

[Laughing to death, after the childhood duck detective, the duck actor can make a sequel]

[Hurry up and call the brothers and sisters from the internal entertainment department! Your acting skills can't be worse than those of a duck! 】

[Don’t talk nonsense, don’t talk nonsense. Don’t bring trouble to Teacher Qiaoqiao]

[Sister is right, old duck stew is nourishing, so should it be old duck with sour bamboo shoots or old duck with winter melon? 】

[I couldn’t hold on in the first episode, I was exposed in the second episode at night, I couldn’t resist the temptation of delicious food in the third episode… Hiss! This duck keeps improving! 】

【So scary! 】

[I really laughed to death because you summed up your experience and rhymed it]

[There is a saying that you can’t blame the duck. It is pretending to eat delicious food. If you pretend to tempt it with delicious food, if it doesn’t eat it, wouldn’t the disguise lose its meaning?]

[Nothing wrong, you really can’t blame the duck]

Everyone was really speechless, it was funny, and they didn’t know how to sum it up. Finally, the two people from the Forestry Bureau came to their senses and said, “Why don’t we take a look at the Chinese Merganser.”

With Guoyi's status, he would definitely be more capable than this flowery duck.

Qiaoqiao picked up the phone and quickly found the Chinese Merganser huddled in the corner.

"Why does it look so pitiful and without status?"

The young man asked curiously.

Chen Xi hesitated for a moment, then told the truth: "Because... it may just not have much status."

After he finished speaking, he looked at the young man whose eyes widened instantly, and then explained: "You can't use human eyes to measure the popularity of animals in the group."

"Look at our duck, its coat is shiny, its butt is fat, and its body is strong... It looks strong and delicious at first glance, right?"

"Are you looking at the Chinese Merganser? Doesn't it look a little weird?"

"Qiaoqiao, please bring the camera closer and show it to everyone."

Qiao Qiao obediently placed the phone next to the Chinese Merganser. This duck was not afraid of people at all and was obviously very familiar with Qiao Qiao.

Seeing his palm stretched out, the furry head rubbed into the palm twice, and the flat mouth sucked in the palm, as if asking him: Where is the thing?

Different from everyone's careful inspection, the live broadcast room was already laughing wildly:

【Okay, okay! Human aesthetics determines the identity of Guoyi - is it really not just because of its non-mainstream broom head that Guoyi is evaluated? 】

[The broom head has a fluffy head, the underside of the neck is shiny green, and the body is decorated with Chinese ink and cloud patterns...]

【Duck! You have evolved to be too greedy! 】

[That is to say, the concept of clothing design is not to have both, but to have everything...]

[Looking at the body alone, it is comparable to a swan! This ink cloud-patterned feather is so fairy-like! 】

[Don’t just look at yourself! Look at its head! How about it? Does the big brother’s broom head float gracefully? 】

【Pfft hahahahahaha】

[I understand, I understand, next year’s fashion elements will be improved national style + non-mainstream]

[Don’t say it, don’t say it! 】

The Chinese Merganser has no idea that its appearance is looked down upon by humans, but it doesn't matter. Anyway, it is already looked down upon by the Shelduck community.

Originally, the nest it was interested in was the thickest straw in the outermost part. It had observed that lying there, the Twolegs could take a few more bites from the bucket when feeding.

But that position was occupied by the Shelduck, and they couldn't beat it again and again. The family group only had four animals, so they had to huddle in the corner. Now his little eyes were looking at Qiao Qiao, and the fluffy broom head gently swept his palm. Qiao Qiao instantly became happy:

"Da Qiu! Someone comes to see you specially!"

By the way, I also held up my camera and took pictures of it like the young man taught me just now!

Looking at that angle, the two people standing outside were instantly disappointed with the light, shadow and composition.

But... a close-up is fine. This is an intimate observation. We have done our job well enough, right?

I’ll arrange for them to go on a business trip next time!

Update 2, good night in advance! Go write next door!