Song Tan Jishi

This moment.

The sober Song Tan and the half-drunk family stood beside the pigsty together, and each counted addition and subtraction within ten at least three times.

However, there are still seven heads.

The king sat quietly in the bushes beside him, with smooth lines and a high-spirited posture, the hair on his chest was shiny, and his eyes seemed to be shining brightly.

If you bring a big red flower, the attitude of all the meritorious dogs on the stage to receive awards can be reflected on it.

But it is a meritorious service, and it is a thief!

Before the half-smoked master Zhang saw the king, Song Tan quietly walked over and put his arms around the king's neck:

"Bao'er, just say, if you steal like this every day, is the wild boar willing?"

"Wow!"

"What do you mean by that? Whether you want it or not, I can't listen to your side."

"If this wild boar finds his cubs and turns around and ruins my forest vegetable garden, who will bear the responsibility?"

"Wow!"

"Look at you, you can't afford this responsibility, you still rely on me to raise you now. You are almost out of dog food, you know?"

"Wow!"

After some communication to no avail, Song Tan thought for a while, then lowered his voice: "You stole two, and I will give you two big pieces of good meat during the Chinese New Year. But there is one thing, if the pigs in the family are found, you have to find a way Keep them."

Then he said: "It's better to keep the one alive, let's raise it first and adjust the seasoning, otherwise the wild pork is so fishy, ​​I guess you won't want to eat it."

"Wang."

The king adjusted his front paws and straightened his chest. Song Tan looked at it twice, and felt that the big cake just now might be a bit empty, and he had to give the king something practical.

"Well, you look so handsome, next time I go downtown and buy you a red bib!"

"What red bib should I buy?"

Ulan and Wang Lifen walked over, smiling so hard that they couldn't see their teeth. Two rough and uneven palms touched the king's head, looking at it was no different from looking at the treasure in his arms.

"I just said that our king eats so much, it must be very useful! No, the guard work has not been witnessed yet, and now it brings wealth. No wonder people say that keeping dogs is prosperous, and dogs bring wealth."

"Good king!"

Grandma Wang Lifen likes such a simple and good dog, and now she promises: "I used to have a red flower jacket, but now I am too old to wear it. I will take it apart and make a big bib for our king when I go back at night!"

"Our king is so handsome, grandma will make you a lace at night!"

The king's eyes were half-closed, and he was already intoxicated by this unskilled and emotional flattery. Only Song Tan vaguely remembered grandma's big flowered jacket, and now made the last effort for it——

"This thing is not expensive, otherwise I'd better buy one..."

"What to buy?" Grandma refused:

"Aren't the bibs on TV just like that? I can still use wool hooks in winter."

While stroking the king's slippery hair again, he promised: "I'll get you a long rope, and we'll tie a bow on the back of your neck!"

The king's thick tail flicked twice uncontrollably.

"That won't work!" Song Tan quickly refused: "It is running in the mountains, and it will get caught with a bow."

However, the king was not happy: "Wow, woof, woof!"

The footsteps started to jerk.

The grandma who called was elated:

"Look, I told you that our king likes this style!"

The half-drunk Master Zhang finally got out of the pigsty again, he was very happy:

"It's a gilt!"

"Oh, it would be great to buy another boar for breeding later on! Remember to call me next year when the piglets are born!"

Ulan was still a little regretful: "I knew that little pig in the morning wouldn't be jealous."

"This won't work!" Song Tan quickly comforted her:

"Mom, I don't know how long the wild boar policy will be relaxed. You can't catch their family's children and grandchildren without limit!"

Master Zhang also responded: "Damn, the male wild boar has a bad temper. If he is in the pen, he will fight every day. Even if he is locked up alone, your barbed wire may not be able to stop him. The pig pen will be given to you." The arch collapsed."

This is true, the wild boar tusks are not for display.

After a wave of shock, everyone returned to the dinner table.

Master Zhang drank a small amount of wine, and before he had time to take a bite of the dishes, he went for a walk on the mountain. Now his appetite was whetted, and he picked up a piece of beef mixed with coriander nearby with his chopsticks.

"!!!"

He added another piece, looked at the stewed beef, then at the coriander, this time the speed slowed down a lot.

But...it's still delicious!

That unique spicy flavor harmonizes with the taste of this stewed beef... Master Zhang secretly swears: He only eats one bowl today, but a bowl of rice and a bowl of beef is reasonable, right?

After all, everyone eats with a bowl of white rice as a side dish, and they can't be mixed together.

However, the Seventh Cousin had already picked up the wine glass to touch him, then turned the table around and greeted him: "Don't just eat cold dishes, eat something warm! Try my braised bacon with dried bamboo shoots."

The bamboo shoots were dug out one after another in the bamboo forest. Some were eaten, and some were dried in the sun. Not to mention, the taste of the food in this field...is absolutely amazing!

Master Zhang watched the beef mixed with coriander pass away from him, but he was already old, and he couldn't be a little old-fashioned when he went out as a guest. At this moment, he forced a smile, and put his chopsticks into the pot of dried bamboo shoots.

"!!!"

This time, he widened his eyes again.

In other words, a bowl of rice with a bowl of dried bamboo shoots is reasonable, right?

The seventh cousin touched another one for him, and then proudly showed off: "Try this scrambled egg with wolfberry leaves, I have never used such good wolfberry leaves in my life! Liver and eyesight, eat more! You are welcome! "

Proper vegetarianism is the life philosophy of a health-preserving person, so even if he watched the dried bamboo shoots slip away in front of his eyes again, Master Zhang still made a calm appearance:

"It's about eating more. When you get older, you have to restrain yourself and eat less meat."

The green goji berry sprouts are fried with golden eggs, which are collected from nearby villages. The fried golden oil is bright, not to mention how attractive it is.

At this moment, the slight aroma rushed over, and Master Zhang cheered up, and quickly stuffed it into his mouth——

"!!!"

Slowly chewing and tasting the scrambled eggs in my mouth, the fragrance of wolfberry buds is particularly obvious.

Master Zhang looked at the dazzling array of dishes, and then looked at the appearance of other people who were immersed in cooking. At this moment, he finally understood:

It's not that any dish is particularly delicious, but every dish is delicious!

He stood up and passed the bowl forward:

"Girl, give me a bowl of rice."

The scrambled eggs with wolfberry sprouts are served with a bowl of rice as an appetizer. Is this also reasonable?

Song Tan was sitting by the door, helping everyone to serve meals. At this moment, the familiar person brought the empty bowl to the stove, buckled down the big shovel without hesitation, and then pressed it hard. A bowl of rice is solid.

Then, she swung the spatula and dunked another spoonful on it.

A lot happened today...

Fortunately, there is still time tonight.

besides.