Song Tan Jishi

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No!

Two dispirited capitalists waved their sickles high:

"I'm also wondering, what's the matter, the fishing bar is not very good! It was so active before, but now no one asks when I post a post."

It's been a few days, these ten people are just a few of them back and forth, nine people are fishing and one is working, the grass in the peach forest is almost empty, and no newcomers have come.

In the first day, everyone reserved the places for the next day, but now they just skip the procedure because there is no one else.

Song Tan pondered seriously: "Is it because they can't catch fish all the time, so they secretly posted on the forum and said bad things about us?"

"impossible……"

He said it was impossible, but in fact Zhang Yanping cheered up: "Maybe this is the reason!"

He thought for a while, and took out a long-range picture from his mobile phone. He saw a green pond with willows in the spring breeze, and nine fishermen in different clothes were evenly distributed around them.

Peaked cap, jacket, small bench, long fishing rod.

All are standard.

He posted the picture on Tieba, this time he did not post his same advertising post, but sighed:

[These old brothers have been fishing for so many days, let alone big fish, and they have never taken the bait for more than three crucian carp. The technology is too bad! 】

As we all know, anglers can catch everything except fish, and they are especially easy to fly.

But the problem is that they can say this, but others cannot.

Sure enough, someone commented immediately below:

[Citation post? If one person fails to catch a fish, it is called the air force, and if ten people almost surround the pond, it is called the air force? Is it possible that this pond has no fish at all? 】

Zhang Yanping smiled slightly, and posted the photo of Song Tan's cage the day before yesterday.

Good guy!

Now the whole post bar is boiling.

At this time, a leek reserve just discovered the bright spot:

[Wait, look at the one in the white jacket at the front, is that brother xx from our post? 】

Zhang Yanping is very skilled in hype, and at this moment quickly followed up with the reply:

【Are you talking about this loach brother? Oh, it's been a few days since I've been here, and I can't catch anything except loach, and now the squid don't like to eat his hooks anymore. 】

Good guy!

What an insult and contempt.

The comment area at the bottom of the post was filled with blood and rain, and a fight broke out in an instant.

At this time, the person who started talking found another bright spot:

[I said that during this period of time, these few people have not spoken in the post bar! So sinister, they sneaked themselves off to go fishing! 】

[What geomantic treasure are you looking for? Hidden and tucked away, I didn't hear the slightest wind. 】

...

Seeing that the time was ripe, Zhang Yanping reposted the original advertisement post decisively.

Those ten brothers who responded first were all celebrities in the post bar. At this moment, they only showed their backs and iconic things, and they were immediately listed by netizens one by one.

Everyone was excited, and everyone knew that it was this treacherous fisherman who concealed the mouth of good fish!

"Beep beep beep..."

In less than three minutes, Zhang Yanping's private message was full of applicants.

Song Tan watched the big show with his mobile phone, and now he is also satisfied:

"Okay, that's it for them."

"However, Brother Yanping, why don't you add a rule that one person can fish for up to three days in a row."

Three days was just enough time for them to make up their minds and pay for things. If you don't buy it for three days, it's meaningless to dawdle later.

Zhang Yanping nodded: "Tan Tan, we are indeed brothers and sisters, look, you know how to do business!"

"If you want me to say, add another rule: After the three-day fishing period expires, there will be an interval of one month before you can sign up again."

Good things have to be given a little time to taste, otherwise, who has the wealth to buy them continuously?

The siblings looked at each other, feeling that their wallets were about to bulge.

Song Tan even raised his voice: "Qiao Qiao, remember to cut honey after class in the afternoon!"

Stock up a lot to show respect for new customers.

All the people sitting by the pond and fishing are actually Buddhists.

After so many days without catching any fish, everyone felt calm, unhappy, and reluctant to part with it.

All kinds of emotions twisted into a mess, just made them sit here day after day.

Needless to say, because the bottom line has been lowered again and again, now they don't dislike it anymore.

This thing is wrapped in noodles and fried in a pan, ouch, not to mention how delicious it is.

At this moment, Brother Loach heard the phone vibrate in his arms.

In order not to startle the fish when fishing, everyone's mobile phones are either silent or vibrate. At this moment, Brother Loach set up the fishing rod steadily, and then took out the phone:

"Old Zhao...what's the matter? I didn't do anything, I went out for a stroll... Really stroll... Who lied to you... What pond? I didn't fish... What kind of photo..."

I was sweating profusely while chatting, but I heard someone answer the phone at the other end of the pond:

"Hey, old Xu... Oh, don't listen to the online promotion, it's all advertisements, to make money... Don't believe it! Do you know how much I spent the first time I came back? More than 10,000! Pure pure It's a murderer... I didn't lie to you, I really didn't lie to you..."

"...Why do I have to be so picky about spending money? You must be a good thing? Do you know what it means to be diligent and thrifty?"

"...The fish in the pond don't take the bait at all. It's so boring. I'm afraid you'll be fooled... What? You've signed up? Come tomorrow? Impossible... We take it every day..."

The two fishing guys looked at the phone that had been hung up, and looked up at this moment, saying everything without saying anything.

The next moment, they frantically dug out the address book and poked out Zhang Yanping's name:

Sign up, sign up quickly!

Regardless of the time, you have to occupy tomorrow's hole first!

Otherwise, when those old gourmets come over to have a taste of this farm food, I don't believe they can still move their buttocks!

However, before the news was sent out, Zhang Yanping had already received a notification:

[Brother, I'm sorry, the fishing quota for tomorrow is already taken up by others...]

Big guy with an empty wallet: ...

After hanging up the phone, Zhang Yanping raised his eyebrows at Song Tan: "How is it? My customer service is okay. Without me to handle these chores, you will be bored to death every day."

"You still only pay me 1,500 yuan, I'm too embarrassed to say you, why don't you earn 1,500 yuan now?"

Song Tan glanced at him: "Then do you want to do it?"

Zhang Yanping: ...

"Do it! Blood relationship is worth this little money..."

Get cheap and sell well.

Song Tan smirked: "Blood relationship, brother Yanping, otherwise I'll give you a salary of 3,500 yuan, and you don't need to take the share of fishing and buying food."

Zhang Yanping stopped in an instant.

Ten people eat 30 meals for a meal, pay for 20 meals, and give Song Tan 200 yuan. He and the seventh cousin can each get 200 yuan for a meal.

That's not even breakfast!

How can the Air Force stand still! Crossing the mountains and rivers and coming to the pond, there is no money with a flick of the fishing rod!

No, write it out! This is an update for 10.26.

Good night.

Book friends reported that it was repeated. I don’t have it here, why don’t you re-cache it? ?

I can't finish writing the update on 10.27, let's watch it tomorrow afternoon. Can't make it through tonight...