Song Tan Jishi

In the countryside, who doesn't have an open space in front of and behind the house?

That is to say, this year, pigs, chickens and ducks are raised, and there are a few big dogs that can be eaten. Otherwise, in previous years, her own vegetable field would not be enough to eat, and Ulan would never have scattered seeds in front of and behind this house.

This pumpkin is so long!

No, even though Seventh Cousin knew it well, he still couldn't help being stunned when he saw this lush green pumpkin vine:

"It will only take a month for this kind of seed to be planted?"

How did he know that for the supply of vegetable aura in the vegetable field, Song Tan had to set a time to clock in.

And in front of and behind this house, just look at the group of gray squirrels on the wall that are getting more and more shiny:

It's completely moisturizing and silent!

Even though it's only been a month since it was planted, the pumpkin vine has already grown so long, and the beard on the front is as translucent as it is tender, curled up obediently, looking pitiful and shy in the slight morning dew from the ditch in the backyard.

There is a layer of slightly prickly white down on the leaves and vines, which makes a rustling sound when pinched, with a little hardness and a very tactile feel.

Looking at the leaves, there are still tiny yellow flower buds hidden one by one, and the seventh cousin is very happy to see:

"Come on, Qiao Qiao, pull out all these pumpkins, and take them to the yard to clean up later."

"Let me see, how about frying garlic pumpkin vines and pumpkin flowers at noon?"

Qiao Qiao hasn't eaten it this year, and he can't remember clearly in previous years, so he just nodded his head now.

Then look left and right, choose the phone on the bushes on the side slope, and adjust the angle.

He leaned over to look at the camera, dense lines of words fluttered on the bullet screen, and the number of people gradually increased.

In the past, he couldn't understand the barrage, but now he can read more and more characters, and his sense of logic is getting stronger and stronger. It stands to reason that he can understand it.

But Song Tan knew that as much happiness as there was on the Internet, there would be as much harm, so he told him early in the morning: Don't watch the barrage.

Qiao Qiao is a good boy, no matter how intense the bullet screen is rolling, if you don't look at it, don't look at it!

Seeing that the camera could capture it, he retreated steadily, and then followed the cover of green leaves and vines, found the root of the pumpkin vine, and pulled it up——

The roots and soil were dispersed smoothly. He lifted the pumpkin vine and shook it a little, then groped for the next one.

As everyone knows, the barrage has already started to swallow——

【Let's just say, can you still buy pumpkin vines in the vegetable market now? 】

[I am different, I decided to order a pumpkin vine takeaway at noon]

[Good guy, today's host's honey class is over, have you started to be a gourmet up host? 】

[Up link Up link! 】

[Weak question, are fried pumpkin flowers delicious? Fried? Will it be very hot? 】

[Very high, if you eat a plate, you won’t be hungry for at least 2-3 hours. It is recommended not to eat. 】

[Here I suggest you buy an air fryer, as long as you fry the air for each meal, you can maintain your life. 】

[Stop hitting all of you! Am I the only one who notices that these pumpkin vines look extra delicious? 】

【that is. This color is too drooling, did the anchor adjust the filter? 】

[What kind of filter! Isn't this mobile phone the xx that costs one or two thousand yuan? The model number is displayed below the anchor dynamics. 】

This pumpkin was really thrown by Ulan at random when she was sowing seeds, and she didn't care whether she sowed more or less, and it was even more irregular.

Qiaoqiao pulled them up one by one, and quickly piled up a thin bundle beside him.

The Seventh Cousin cut off the roots and took a look, and found that the pumpkin vine was right at the time!

I thought about frying the tender tips in front of it to eat, but now it seems that most of them are edible. Those really old stem leaves underneath—

Feed the pigs, what else can be wasted?

The backyard ditch surrounds the whole house, opening a wide and large ditch.

And the pumpkin vines in this ditch seem to have sprouted and grown long. Qiao Qiao pulled ten or twenty of them without saying a word, and he didn't even notice that Seventh Cousin was taking pictures behind him with his mobile phone.

There is deep resentment on the barrage:

[I've been watching it all morning, and I can count how many pumpkin vines there are, and the anchor didn't say a word. 】

【that is. Why is the fan in the morning not important? 】

[Is it just me who noticed that there is an old man today? Is it the anchor's grandfather? 】

There are many members on the bullet screen, and the fonts sent out are even more varied and colorful. Seventh Cousin is a bit presbyopic, so he squinted his eyes and glanced at it. Before he could say a word, he crossed away on the opposite side...

He simply didn't look at it any more - what the hell, it looked far worse than vibrato.

Qiao Qiao stopped, turned her head and asked, "Seventh Cousin, are you talking about all this?"

"Come on." Seventh Cousin nodded: "Didn't you hear what your sister said? The house is about to be demolished, so hurry up and clean them up. When you go back, blanch the water and freeze it. You can eat it at any time."

If so, Qiao Qiao immediately decided to work hard.

But he suddenly turned back and saw the mobile phone in the hand of Seventh Cousin:

"Ah, I forgot I was live."

He finally spoke the first line of the day:

"Good morning, kids, today Mr. Qiao Qiao is here to teach you how to pull pumpkin vines."

The barrage immediately exploded a few fireworks!

[The anchor finally realized that you still have fans? 】

[I don't know why, but there is still a touch of emotion in my heart. 】

[Although... you don't need to teach pulling pumpkin vines, do you? You can do it with your hands. 】

The Seventh Cousin also asked: "What are you live broadcasting on the Internet every day? Do you still need to teach me to pull pumpkin vines?"

"Yes." Jojo said with a serious face:

"The kids on the Internet are a bit stupid, and what Qiao Qiao learns has to be handed over to them repeatedly."

After he finished speaking, he sighed again: "I have teacher Xin Jun to assign homework and check homework for me, but they don't. It's so pitiful."

This time, there was even a short gap in the barrage.

—Yes, why didn't they?

Oh no.

Someone let out a hoarse cry——

[But we have DDL! 】

[There is also a KPI treasure here! 】

[Who said I don't have homework, my daughter's school has to teach pictorials, and my mother is tearing up processing it. 】

[The father of the construction site boy in the elementary school with a degree of education is required by the school, and is working hard to learn how to make PPT and hand in homework for the child. 】

Good guy, the world is sad, it's all barrage!

Even the pumpkin vine looks like a fairy job!

Everyone sighed and hugged themselves distressedly.

But at this moment!

At the corner of the backyard, a girl suddenly let out a shrill cry——

"ah!!!"

It was so loud that the phone recorded it. At this moment, the barrage froze for a moment, and soon became more intense——

【what happened? Why do I seem to hear a girl calling. 】

[It's so scary. What happened? 】

[Anchor, go and have a look! ! ! ! 】

【Hurry up! Early in the morning, in the countryside again...]

【I have a bad feeling. 】

Good night.

DDL, a buzzword on the Internet, is the English abbreviation of deadline, which refers to "dead line" or "deadline", and generally refers to the deadline for a certain task to expire.

KPI: English is Key Performance Indicator, Chinese is: Key Performance Indicators.