Song Tan Jishi

Si Bao pressed the furry prey under his feet, held his head high, like a triumphant hero.

The pheasant also flicked its paw twice under his dog's paw unwillingly, and made a "cuckoo" sound from its mouth at this moment.

However, when I looked up, above the two peas, a slippery weed that had just planted seeds was dangling there, and it suddenly stretched its neck, and with a gurgling sound, it swallowed the grass seeds.

Everyone: ...

Everyone fell silent.

Just this pheasant, its appearance is exchanged with brains, right?

At this moment, Song Youde finally came to his senses. At this moment, he grabbed the pheasant's wings and lifted it out with a familiar hand. Then he gestured at its long tail feathers with black, white and tan patterns, and raised his hand to shake it.

There was a burst of oily light on the tail feathers, and the whole chicken nervously retracted its slender claws, showing more vitality.

Song Youde became more and more satisfied: "Oh! At noon, stewed chicken in an iron pot with cornmeal pancakes, how delicious! And this tail hair, beautiful! Pull it out and put it in a bottle, it looks so good!"

Song Tan: ...Grandpa, you are really punished.

What does this pheasant look like?

The so-called "a piece of cloth on the head, Guoyi eats meat and vegetables. The tail is two meters long, and the body is made of flowered linen. The neck is all white, and the eye bags are also vegetarian. The feathers are made of scales, black chestnut, white, yellow and brown."

To put it simply-the national first-class protected animal, the long-tailed pheasant.

The above is from Song Tan's online search results.

At this moment, Song Youde looked at the pheasant in his hand, and felt a little numb.

"What's the matter?"

He hesitated: "Release?"

"Let me tell you about Tan Tan, don't look at it being obedient at the moment, in fact, this pheasant is the most cunning, and it likes to eat the things we grow in our fields, and it eats wild grass!"

While speaking, he shook the hand holding the pheasant, and he didn't notice that the pheasant's neck got stuck in the weeds beside it and swayed, swaying with the wind.

To be fair, thanks to the perseverance of the great fishermen, the grass in the field is cleaned up every day. It is not easy to find such a few fish that slipped through the net!

next moment!

The pheasant was obviously pinched by the root of its wings, but at this moment its neck stretched out, and with a "goo", it took the grass leaf in front of it into its mouth again.

Song Youde: ...

He is not lying!

In the past, this pheasant really loved to eat in the field!

But at this moment, he can only say aggrieved: "Then...how about letting go?"

Song Tan was also helpless, what else could he do if he kept it?

"Let it go!"

"etc!"

Zhang Yanping and Song Sancheng yelled in unison: "I'll take a picture/make a vibrato before I release it!"

For such a big event, how can you not post it on Moments or Douyin to cheat likes? Commemorate it.

What's more, the pheasant was caught by dogs and not humans, and they released it, so what's wrong with taking a photo in the middle?

To prove his innocence, Zhang Yanping even planned to make a short video to prove that they really released the pheasants!

Seeing everyone's mobile phones facing him, Song Youde regained his energy. Now his back is straight, but his mouth is shy: "

How about it? Is this angle okay? "

It's quite fashionable and knows how to look for angles.

but……

Song Tan saw Zhang Yanping and her father's camera getting lower and lower as they faced each other, almost close to a close-up of the long-tailed pheasant, and there was no extra space for grandpa, so he couldn't help but be speechless.

At this moment, the two of them were busy shooting the video, but they would have misunderstood the meaning. Now they nodded hurriedly: "The angle is very good!"

After Song Youde changed his posture back and forth three or five times, he finally let go of his hand and threw the pheasant far away.

The long-tailed pheasant flapped its wings in mid-air, then suddenly glided and turned around, and quickly rushed into the vegetable field beside it!

Then I saw a quick yellow and black lightning beside it, but it was Sibao showing great power at the moment, grabbed its neck in one bite, spit it out again, and pressed it under the dog's paw again.

The long-tailed pheasant has become numb.

Everyone: ... To tell the truth, they are also a little numb.

But at this moment, Song Tan could only let out a long sigh: "Hey, next time I see this kind of pheasant can be caught, but don't kill it."

Sambo on the side didn't understand—shouldn't he be happy when he caught a pheasant? Why doesn't the master want it?

But it is a good and well-behaved dog. Since he said not to kill him, he let go of his paw and took a step back.

Seeing the pheasant that had been captured twice in a short period of time staggered and walked on the ground twice in a daze, it finally came to its senses, looked at the group of people in front of it vigilantly, and let out a "goo" bang!

Then it quickly took off at a low altitude, and disappeared into the bushes beside it.

Everyone stood in the vegetable garden and looked in that direction with a sense of loss, feeling an indescribable regret in their hearts at this moment.

Song Tan breathed a sigh of relief: at that time, grandpa was holding the pheasant, and she was really afraid that the other party would pinch its neck immediately.

Fortunately, now that the pheasant is flying away, there is no need to worry about this.

But after another thought, this pheasant was attracted by the grass seeds and leaves here today, and he might be a regular customer in the future. Song Tan would feel heartbroken if he lost one of the vegetables in the garden!

She had no choice but to squat down again, and quickly told the two treasures: "Good job! Be good! From now on, no matter if it is a pheasant, a wild rabbit, or a hedgehog, as long as it destroys the vegetable field, they will all be driven away, but don't kill them easily."

The two treasures groaned, and at this moment their big heads kept arching her hand, obviously feeling aggrieved at this moment.

But it was hard to come back from hunting, but the owner refused to take it...

Sanbao thought for a while, turned his head and lay down in the grass on the ridge of the field again, and then suddenly buried himself in a burst of pawing!

Its two front paws are like afterimages, and the grass roots and soil it has dug up are layer upon layer!

Soon, it pulled out another small pink thing, gently held it in its mouth, and looked at Song Tan eagerly again.

Song Tan: ...

She stretched out her hand subconsciously:

"Baby, I know you are very powerful, but we really don't want this pheasant. It's already great that you can keep the field..."

While comforting, he stretched out his hand to Sanbao's mouth, saw it opened its mouth, and a red, fluffy little thing rolled out between its ferocious teeth.

The other party rolled down from the hot and humid mouth, and at this moment, he was crawling around in Song Tan's hands with his eyes closed, making an extremely pitiful scream from his mouth.

Song Tan: ...

Not only did the thing in her hand want to scream, if she hadn't become an immortal, she would also scream now.

But at this moment, Zhang Yanping quietly approached him: "What is this?"

He looked down curiously, the more he looked at it, the more strange he felt. Before he could react, Song Tan said with a complicated expression:

"Probably... it's a newborn vole that hasn't opened its eyes yet."

Bao'er, as expected of you, you dug through the field mouse hole!

In the next moment, Zhang Yanping jumped suddenly:

"Vole?!"

The elders screamed and took a quick step back.

Long-tailed pheasant limericks I made up myself. If there is any similarity, it must be plagiarism.

I really raised voles, and the consequences...my mother...well, don't mention it.

I'm too sleepy today, let's watch it tomorrow morning.