Song Tan Jishi

[Good guy, this melon looks very good at first glance, and it only sells for 20 catties! 】

【My heartbroken tears flowed from my mouth...】

【etc! Is there something wrong with me, or are you guys too rich? Is 20 pounds of watermelon cheap? 】

[The most expensive melon in our boutique fruit shop is only 11 yuan and 8 a catty]

[You also said that the fruit in the boutique is close to 12 yuan]

[The food at the anchor's house is so delicious, and it's only 8 yuan more expensive, I feel a little moved. 】

[To tell you the truth, I was also a little moved, I must have been CPU by the anchor. 】

The live broadcast room was completely forgotten.

Everyone wandered around the melon field like a melon, and Seventh Cousin, as an expert melon picker, was walking back and forth in the melon field full of melons with his hands behind his back, exclaiming from time to time:

"This melon is ripe!"

"This melon looks really round!"

"Look at this, how emerald it is!"

The more I talked, the more everyone drooled. Dawang and Dabai had tasted the smashed residue, and now they were huddled on the edge of the melon field, looking at Song Tan with longing eyes, which made people's hearts almost melt.

Dabai's neck stretched so long, if it wasn't for the dense growth of cowpea vines and loofah vines next to it, its neck would have protruded into the gap.

The king didn't have such a long neck to stretch, but it made that kind of thin and pitiful moaning sound from its throat. It raised its two front paws alternately, and looked at Song Tan pitifully.

The originally ferocious and domineering dog face is now relaxed, looking like a weak and helpless pug - who can resist this?

Song Tan simply walked to the edge of the melon field, touched a ripe one, and then punched it with his fist!

Gently and cleverly, it is called a melon divided into two halves.

The difference is that half has 80% and half has only 20%.

20% will be given to Dabai.

It made a "quack" sound, and now it flapped its wings and jumped up!

The other one was placed in front of the anxious king, which made the king cry out excitedly, and then eat it without looking up.

Dabai's goose beak sucked and chattered loudly, but the more he ate it, the more he felt something was wrong, because the piece of watermelon under the dog's head next to him seemed to be much bigger than his own!

It raised its head, Doudou glanced at the king, then at Song Tan——

"Gah!"

Song Tan didn't change his face: "Don't worry, although you are a little smaller, you are also small, right?"

"Besides, aren't you a picky eater? There is still melon rind for you to eat later. After the king eats the flesh, the melon rind is also very refreshing, so you can eat slowly."

"Gah!"

Dabai was a little unhappy.

Melon pulp and melon rind, a living person knows which is tastier.

Besides, who said the king is too big? In its eyes, the king is only a little bit bigger.

However, Dabai looked at it twice unwillingly, and finally acquiesced to the fact that it was the partner who lived with it.

But the king at the side quietly put down his pricked ears, and continued to eat at this moment. The more he ate, the more cautious he became, and the more he ate, the more he didn't raise his head.

Song Tan looked at it twice, always feeling that something was not quite right. Looking down, I couldn't help being happy——

"My lord, why are you so greedy? You don't give Dabai any melon skin!"

But no, what you eat is clean and thorough. Eat the red flesh first, then eat the white edge, and the last layer of thin emerald green skin, it's a pity that it can be so clear and clean!

Just like this, I have to bite into pieces and swallow them with a big mouth. Just this kind of energy that is not wasted, is... worthy of praise?

Everyone in the live broadcast room was numb.

【What else can I say? People are not as good as dogs, not even geese. 】

[Oh, what is this! Host, what I can eat is cleaner than what your dog eats]

[If you don’t believe me, you can send one over and I’ll eat it for you]

[Don't collapse, so what if the abacus beads collapse far away? It can't even break the host's heart. 】

[Good guys, you don't want any human dignity in order to eat melons! I am different, what I can eat is cleaner than that goose! 】

But at this moment, Zhang Yanping held a melon he had carefully selected in his arms, and passed by the mobile phone holder, and then remembered, and then looked at the number of viewers——

Hey, almost 20,000!

[We will eat melons next, do you still watch? It's not suitable... we eat and you watch..."

He was a dark and strong man, and he looked shy and embarrassed. The fans only felt their eyes tingle, and they turned their heads subconsciously.

However, at the next moment, he had to turn back and type a line of words with the last corner of his eye——

【look! 】

[I just want to see, I don't spend money]

【I'm not for watermelon, but I just like watching food and broadcasting】

[I am different, I just want to see if you have any new methods and techniques for eating melons? Let me say first, I use my mouth]

Zhang Yanping: ...

I don't really understand your enthusiasm for surfing the Internet.

But he just smiled honestly: "That's not appropriate. You teacher Qiao Qiao is holding a melon, and you don't have a hand to live broadcast. Why don't you just download it—"

【etc! When did he use his hands in the live broadcast—hey, don’t go—]

The live broadcast is closed.

Zhang Yanping simply picked up the support, and went down the mountain beaming.

...

All the way back from the sun, everyone was a little hot, Zhang Wang's family still refused to enter the yard, and now they put the melons at the door and left.

Song Tan couldn't stop him with life and death, and finally had no choice but to give him a melon.

But Xin Jun wiped the sweat off his brow:

"Do the melons need to be refrigerated?"

"No need," Song Youde said with a smile, "You young people don't know how to take care of your body. How many months are you going to eat iced food? Use the pool over here to soak in the cold water. You can still eat it later. It's cool and refreshing."

At the same time, I was still thinking about my childhood: "If there is a well, if you hang melons in the well, the taste... will be more refreshing than the refrigerator!"

"That's not easy!"

Song Tan pointed to the place where the bamboo forest went downhill in front of him:

"Isn't there an old well?"

Although no one has fetched water for a long time, isn't it just right now?

But the mouth of the well is too small to fit the big basket.

So she packed a few round melons in two suitable-sized baskets, tied them with hemp ropes, and carried them by herself, and rushed to the well with brisk steps.

Then immerse the whole basket in deep water, and tie the rope to a nearby tree——

Just wait!

...

But... knowing that there are melons that can't be eaten, everyone just feels that life is like a year!

Fortunately, Song Youde has quickly arranged tasks for everyone to pass the time:

"Qiao Qiao, you go ask our branch secretary Xiao Zhu to eat watermelon."

"Tan Tan, pass me the basket. Your cousin said that you want fried watermelon rinds with peppers at noon. I'll go pick some green peppers and come back."

The peppers they use to make the sauce are too spicy and not suitable.

Song Tan was stunned: "Watermelon peel is still fried? What about the other treasures and pigs, chickens and ducks?"

It's good night, but there is still a chapter to be finished faster, and I will post it later!