Song Tan Jishi

The squad leader is worthy of being the squad leader, he is vigorous and resolute, and his efficiency is extremely high.

In just a few words, and even the yelling in the group, a list of 20 people has been counted.

Song Tan: ...

She was a little unbelievable: "Everyone is going?"

Why can't you think about it so much? It made her a little unbearable.

The squad leader shook his head: "I can go anywhere. Some people don't have enough time off, and some are not interested... But you forgot, since it is open to parent-child activities, both parents must go. If you have two children, you can't do it. Good grandparents have to keep up..."

This is rice harvesting and farm meals, what a memory, old and young must be interested.

"No, there is a list anyway, there are 20 adults and children, you have to know the number first. The holiday is just a few days, let's go tomorrow - when the deadline is tonight, I will confirm the number for you! "

Song Tan: ...

What can she say?

I can only admire the class monitor and bow his hands: "It's amazing—where are you now?"

Speaking of this, the squad leader had a vicissitudes of life on his face: "I'm not talented, and now I'm at the end of the universe—"

There is already an old classmate next to him: "TL city government?"

"no."

The squad leader waved his hand: "A water bill collector in the administrative hall next to the city hall."

"Hahahahaha..." Everyone couldn't help laughing:

"Look at you, tap water goes to work, and tap water goes to work, and you still use such a long prefix."

"I'm not wrong!" The squad leader said convincingly: "The end of the universe is the public exam. Although I didn't pass the exam, I still have half of my career."

"Then you charge the water bill?"

"Oh no, I'm from the financial department."

Everyone burst into laughter again.

Looking at the monitor who made this classmate meeting so lively by his own efforts, Song Tan secretly decided: If the monitor wants to go, he must buy him a cup of tea!

While talking, she looked again: "Wu Qianqian hasn't arrived yet?"

The two female classmates next to her couldn't bear it: "Why are you so anxious to come to Qianqian?"

Song Tan waved his hand: "No, Wu Qianqian took care of my family's business and bought 20 watermelons from me. If she doesn't come, I won't be able to accept it!"

The pickup truck is not locked, and it is parked outside now. Although it is temporarily covered with straw, it is quite troublesome to touch it away.

"you're so dumb!"

The students next to him were already screaming: "Why didn't you say it earlier when there is watermelon—at least kill two first to add to the fun!"

Then he raised his voice: "Come some male classmates! Go outside and bring in the watermelon that Song Tan brought."

Immediately someone responded: "What? We Song Tan beauty also brought a watermelon? I'm so high and low to show off!"

"I didn't bring this."

Song Tan is a very qualified businessman. At this moment, he emphasizes emphatically: "Wu Qianqian bought it at my house with money. She supports my business, and by the way, she will give some kindness to our classmates."

"Okay, okay, okay."

Everyone really didn't take it seriously, they just hula-la a group of people found Song Tan's pickup under the still hot sun.

There was the long-legged tall one who turned up and took a look:

"Hey! Song Tan, your watermelons are well-proportioned!"

Each one is round, about the same size, not plump, it looks like that kind of fine melon.

"That's not right!"

Song Tan was also proud: "I chose this carefully."

I said five catties for one, and twenty of them add up to one hundred catties and seven taels, why don't you choose carefully!

"By the way, the watermelons are ripe, when you move them-"

Before the words were finished, the boy standing on the side of the car hugged the watermelon with a flick of his finger, and the watermelon burst open with a "crack".

"Alas..."

The other party frantically held the watermelon and reached forward, but helplessly, the white T-shirt was already stained with red juice.

The other party shook his clothes annoyed, and then became happy again: "Ah, this melon must be sweet! It smells so good! Why isn't Wu Qianqian here yet? Cut one first!"

As soon as he yelled, a group of wolves and tigers rushed forward impatiently, carrying them into the private room with two hands.

...

Driving all the way, the watermelon got a little hot from the sun.

Fortunately, the students didn't mind, so they just asked the waiter to bring a big basin, put it in the air conditioner, add some cold water in it, and then throw the watermelon into it for a soak——

The waitress at the side smiled cheerfully and said, "Don't bother, just take it to the kitchen and I'll give you everything..."

"No." The two drooling boys stood by the basin, like a farmer watching over his wheat: "This is bought by our classmates. Before she comes, we have to guard it first."

His tone was weird.

Everyone winked, obviously remembering what Wu Qianqian had done—it was only a hundred and ten catties of watermelon. Now that the watermelon is on the market, the price has also come down. It costs three to five yuan per catty. Why are you emphasizing it over and over again!

It's like how to show kindness to Song Tan, a good thing has been done, but it still makes people feel uncomfortable.

The few classmates who provided cigarettes, alcohol and drinks also spent a lot of money, and no one said anything.

However, after all, they are still enjoying it. After everyone said this, it is hard to say more...

Song Tan is going to give Wu Qianqian a fair word——

"Don't think my melons are too small. My melons are very expensive. This is already the biggest melon in this batch! It costs 20 yuan a catty!"

"Just to buy these, Wu Qianqian spent 2,000 yuan, which is a lot!"

What?

20 yuan a catty of melon?

Everyone was silent for a moment, then looked at each other.

How should I put it, when Wu Qianqian said that the things in Song Tan's house were expensive, everyone didn't feel much. But looking at these watermelons, thinking about the unit price of 20 catties, a watermelon costs 100 yuan!

What kind of family eats such a good melon!

The atmosphere suddenly became solemn.

At this moment, Wu Qianqian walked into the private room wearing a light green dress.

"Why so quiet?"

she said in surprise.

Then I saw Song Tan, new hatred and old hatred welled up in my heart, but I had to hold up a smiling face:

"Song Tan, alas, why do you look like a young lady whose ten fingers don't touch the spring water every day in the countryside, and you are still so beautiful? By the way, is my watermelon delivered?"

"Here we go!"

Song Tan pointed to the small pile in the corner, then pointed to the four soaking in the basin, and the cracked one on the table: "You count them, there are 20 in total. The one just cracked, so expensive I'm sorry everyone, I'm waiting for you to cut it!"

oops!

Wu Qianqian was a little annoyed—everyone knew the price from what Song Tan meant, so they must have been shocked just now, right? Why didn't she come a step earlier?

only……

"Why are there cracks?" Wu Qianqian was unhappy: "I paid such a high price, you can't give me bad melons."

Everyone's comments are very good, I will copy more if I write more, this is taken from the people and sold to the people hahahahaha.

Our water company here has posts in the administrative center.

The end of the universe is Kao Gong, which comes from internet jokes.

The end of the universe is Tieling, from the talk show.