Song Tan Jishi

Chapter 566

The courier has indeed arrived.

Song Tan was shocked when Little Brother Zhang entered the door carrying a huge humanoid courier wrapped in layers of gray-green snakeskin bags!

"What is this?!"

Wulan heard the movement and came out, looking at the thing at the moment, with vigilant eyes.

Xiao Zhang let out a snort and smashed the mannequin on the ground, sweating all over: "I don't know either! I was thinking about the mannequins you bought... Anyway, they are for your family. They are so big. It’s almost impossible to squeeze it into the carriage.”

But it's too big for a fashion model, it's more than 1.8 meters from head to toe-are you planning to sell men's clothing?

Song Tan handed over the scissors: "You'll know if you take them apart."

Good guy, the snakeskin bag wrapped with layers of tape is watertight, the three of them took scissors and wiped it for a while, and then they successfully tore open the package——

Everyone fell silent.

Yan Ran, who came out curiously, gave a dry smile: "You...have a childlike innocence."

On the contrary, Tang Xiaodong said "Fuck", and quickly came to him: "What a big Tijia! My favorite hahaha is so beautiful! Oh, this design is very good, and the feet can stand firmly on the ground!"

He stretched out his hand and twisted the blue fluorescent light on Dijia's chest, only to see that it instantly turned into a dangerous red, flashing non-stop, and issued a rapid "bibo—bibo—" alarm sound.

"My dear..." Tang Xiaodong's eyes were as bright as its chest: "It's so meticulously done! Doesn't it cost a lot of money?"

Little Brother Zhang stared at the Ultraman in front of him dumbfounded, and subconsciously looked at the price tag hanging on the back when he heard this: "1288."

"Couldn't it be that Jojo bought it himself?"

Ulan blurted out.

The Ultraman, who had nowhere to put him, was carried by Song Tan to Qiaoqiao's room—except for him, no one in this family could tolerate such a thing in the room (except Tang Xiaodong).

But Tang Xiaodong is still sleeping on a hard bed with Professor Song. He just wanted to buy it, but he was afraid of scaring his teacher and father at night, so he could only watch Dijia disappear down the stairs...

Brother Xiao Zhang unscrewed his own cup and went to the bucket to get a full cup of tea water, and then he took a breath:

"How many orders are there today?"

Ulan pointed to the pile in the corner: "Didn't you go to give gifts yesterday? Yesterday plus today's orders, there are 17 orders in total."

Huh?

Brother Zhang was stunned: "Isn't it possible to weave 6 straw mats a day? Increased production?"

"It's not."

Ulan explained: "Didn't you not come yesterday? Our house sells fish in the clear pond. It happened that there were some small fish and shrimps in the morning. We just dried them at home, so we just sent them out."

There is one in the imperial capital, and there are four teachers and apprentices of Professor Song.

No, exactly 17!

Brother Zhang was struck by lightning!

"Yesterday... did you sell fish?"

Why are you selling fish all of a sudden? He drank two too many glasses of wedding wine yesterday, so he didn't drive over in the afternoon, and it happened that Song Tan also said that he was not in a hurry to post together today...

Why did you sell the fish?

How did he miss it?

"What kind of fish? Why are you selling it? Is there any more?" He asked with a sad face and hopelessness.

Ulan laughed loudly: "I left 6 crucian carp for you, no money, just for you! But they were put back in the pond, so I can't give them to you now."

Such a diligent courier brother, he often lends a helping hand when he is busy, and Ulan thought it was right to give him a few fish.

It is said that there are a few left, but in fact there are more than thirty. After all, some crucian carp are really small, and they are eaten at home. Of course, they are fresher when they are eaten and fished.

With Song Tan here, what can't be fished out in a cage?

"Isn't your daughter-in-law going to give birth? After giving birth, you tell me, I will let Tan Tan go down to the cage again to get the fish out."

Little Brother Zhang's eye circles were red!

The custom here is that a mother who has given birth to a child must eat more crucian carp, which is nourishing and breastfeeding. His old father-in-law has been looking for places to buy wild crucian carp during this period of time!

He knows the things from Song Tan's house, the best ones are also the most expensive ones, it is said that they are six crucian carps, and the money is estimated to be hundreds of dollars!

And this is not something that can be measured by money!

People have him in their hearts!

Brother Zhang opened his mouth, and in the end he only said one sentence: "When my child is full moon, you can come to whatever you say!"

Who ever thought that Song Tan was more bachelor than him: "You can go, I won't give gift money!"

Brother Zhang was instantly happy: "No! No!"

The two young men looked at each other and understood each other very well.

Song Tan thought to himself:

It's too bad to send money after sending fish, isn't it?

Brother Zhang thought to himself:

Giving fish is friendship. Send money as a gift, and the two families will have to send it back and forth for anything in the future... Trouble!

Only Ulan glared at her: "What are you talking about!" Favors and gifts are exchanged, and this is how the village moves around. This is the rule.

Song Tan didn't care about it: "What's the rule! If you don't give me a gift, I won't give it to you, so everyone won't have to pay back the gift...The communication of contemporary young people, I have the final say with Brother Zhang!"

"That's right, that's right!" Little Brother Zhang was also happy to see his teeth but not his eyes: "I didn't even want a gift money when I married my wife, and I had to go through the account books back and forth, which was very troublesome."

"But my mother said that she gave away a lot, and it would be a loss if she didn't take it back...Song Tan, it's agreed, don't give away a penny!"

As he spoke, he packed quickly:

"This package... dried fish and shrimp? It's 8 catties in total. Where should I send it?"

"Oh, this is mine." Professor Song walked over and showed him the detailed address: "Send it here, and I will pay for the courier fee myself."

"Okay!" Little Brother Zhang moved swiftly: "Then I will also pay you the price of Song Tan's house. Uncle, you don't know that our shop is all supported by Song Tan hahaha!"

Issue orders, post orders, scan...

"Okay! Let me take a look at this bag of five catties. It's also fish and shrimp, right?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Tang Xiaodong leaned over: "Your Fengfeng Express is not cheap, is it? What is the price of Song Tan's house?"

Brother Xiao Zhang became proud: "But we're fast, we're still here! Song Tan's house starts at 4 yuan...don't worry, your order is 10 yuan."

Tang Xiaodong smiled embarrassedly: "I don't think it's expensive, but I'm just curious—here, here's the address, and the three of us have the same package."

While watching Brother Zhang place the order, Tang Xiaodong looked at Song Tan with a guilty conscience, feeling really embarrassed.

Tell him, the teacher brought them here, saying they were going to the countryside to help farmers, but they came for a few days, and they didn't do any serious work!

I took a look at it on the mountain, and the survey drawings showed the general idea, but the specific plan and so on, haven't they been moved yet!

Then more than a thousand straw mats fell asleep in vain (they paid for a few beds and sent them back), and such good meals, tea soup and snacks every day made their belly round!

That's it, I asked for four catties of dried fish and one catty of dried shrimp and said to send them back, and they wanted to pay, but Song Tan insisted on not accepting it!

Three or four catties of shrimp only yields one catty of dried shrimp, which is not counted as hard work, and even if it is fresh, it will cost several hundred yuan.

This, this, this...

The three young people looked at each other, not knowing that the old Song family had a deep routine, but they became more and more ashamed.

The four masters and apprentices: Shame, I don’t work and eat rice every day, and even eat and take.

Song Tan: What? I treat you like donkeys, and I will be more donkeys in the future. How can this be nothing? You guys are much better than my cousin! Still cheap!