Song Tan Jishi

Tang Xiaodong generously finished a whole bowl of white fungus soup, and then put the bowl heavily on the table!

His cheeks were flushed and his brows were tightly wrinkled, as if he was about to blow steam from his head to continue the voyage, his expression was so serious that Qi Lin doubted himself a little.

However, at the next moment, the hero of the voyage lay back, his head was lifted up and leaned against the back of the chair, and the whole person actually let out a loud snoring sound!

Everyone: ...

After a while, everyone laughed.

Professor Song's eyebrows stretched, and his expression was proud: "This Xiaodong, he insisted on walking with me just now, and he hasn't left yet. He can't hold it for just such a small cup!"

Qi Lin sighed, while thanking Song Youde for refilling everyone's wine, while looking at his teacher——

how to say? It seems that the less you know how to drink, the more you have nothing to do with yourself.

Don't look at Professor Song laughing at Tang Xiaodong so happily, his drinking capacity is not much better! Especially when he is drunk and doesn't like to sleep, but...

As soon as his thoughts wandered, he saw his elbow being held by a big dry and strong hand.

The other party looked at him at this moment, with tears in his eyes: "Xiao Qi, you are a good boy! The teacher loves you! What a smart boy! If you really go back to your hometown, wouldn't all your talent be wasted..."

As he spoke, he wiped away tears emotionally.

Qi Lin: ...well, this time the drinking capacity is even worse.

Yan Ran, who didn't drink, was dumbfounded, and at this moment hurriedly pulled out a tissue to wipe Professor Song's face: "Teacher, you are drunk."

"I'm not drunk." Professor Song tried to open his eyes wide and looked at Qi Lin: "Xiaoyan, be obedient! You must study hard. Although our agriculture is hard, don't worry, there is a teacher, no matter you will be evaluated in the future. Teachers will help you apply for funding!"

Yan Ran: ...

It's so touching, but teacher, can you turn around and face me?

She and Qi Lin looked at each other, and simply held Professor Song's arm from left to right: "Teacher, let's wipe our face first, and then rest, it's late, it's getting dark."

"It's getting dark..."

Professor Song was dragged out of the door and into the room, and then he was forced to lie down on the bed: "Then I have to go home, or your wife will let me dig a hole in the field to live with the field mice."

As he talked, he muttered again: "The field mouse's nest is okay, there is a lot of food, and there is no hunger... What about Xiaodong? Tell him not to be lazy, and build me a field mouse hole! It should be bigger, four rooms and two rooms." The living room is too small for us to live in..."

For a moment, both Qi Lin and Yan Ran didn't know whether to be moved or not. What kind of teacher is this? Yes, I live in a field mouse hole, and worry that the students have no place...

The two of them couldn't figure it out, what could they do with just two taels of alcohol?

...

And the restaurant side.

Song Youde and Seventh Cousin looked at each other, and laughed wildly: "This wine is really strong! Look, after only two sips, I poured down two of them."

As he spoke, he couldn't help but put his arms around the hem of his clothes to wipe off the sweat all over his head and face, and then fanned the wind vigorously:

"Oh, it's hot. This drink is too hot."

That stream of heat quickly diffused from the center of the belly to the surroundings, as if endless heat was transpiring, opening all the pores of the person, and sweat oozing out one by one.

Even though the air conditioner was on, they still felt like they were in the stove.

Seeing this, Song Tan had no choice but to advise: "Don't drink it. I think the aftertaste of this drink is quite strong, maybe you all have to lie down later."

"Nonsense!"

The dignity of an alcoholic is inviolable. What's more, Seventh Cousin also plausibly said:

"I can't count how strong the wine I brewed myself? It's not like I haven't drunk stronger wine before!"

"That's powerful! One bite, it feels like your throat has been cut open. Compared with this, it's much milder!"

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!" Song Youde blew mindlessly in his incarnation: "Good wine, with a bit of stamina, the first sip is a bit stimulating, and the rest is very smooth!"

"I haven't drunk such a good wine in all these years-I'm afraid it's more powerful than the few bottles of Moutai that Xiao Zhu gave me!"

Seventh Cousin was also very proud: "That is, my craft!"

The two cheered each other very harmoniously, and now they bumped into each other cheerfully, and then they did it again in one gulp!

Seventh Cousin couldn't help but said: "Go back and open a bottle of your Moutai. Let's compare and see which wine is better."

Feeling drunk, Song Youde was not at all reluctant, but responded straight away: "Okay!"

They can still hold on, others can't.

For example Zhou Tianyu.

He has exercised a little bit of alcohol in Huahua City, but he is only a little better than Professor Song. At this moment, holding an empty wine glass, he put his arm around his father's shoulder and began to blow:

"Dad, do you see how luxurious this KTV is? There are so many people in one big bag! Come on, let me order a song for you—【I don’t have a house or a car, I can only eat instant noodles...】

Zhou Maozhu: ...

Zhou Maozhu felt ashamed, seeing his son drunk now, he quickly advised him:

"Tianyu, you can't drink it, don't drink it! I'll ask your mother to help you back first."

"No! Dad!"

Zhou Tianyu tried to stand up straight, with a serious expression: "I just negotiated a big order today, waiter! Let's finish this bottle of 1899 red wine! Drink whatever you want!"

He was drunk, and he didn't know what he said at all. In fact, he was a worker. How could he drink so expensive? Three or five hundred is the best.

But Zhou Maozhu didn't know!

He saw his son say proficiently: "Today I will make a reservation, everyone can eat and drink whatever they want—"

There is no house or car to eat instant noodles, so now you can drink a thousand or two thousand of wine casually? ! He knew how the money was spent!

Even if Zhou Maozhu was still drunk, he couldn't bear it now!

He slapped Zhou Tianyu on the back with a "slap": "Why are you so capable?"

Zhou Tianyu then smirked: "Dad, let me tell you, I'm really capable! I've already decided that I will rent a house close to the company in the second half of the year! Although the rent costs 4,000 a month, I can sleep more in the morning It's been an hour."

After he finished speaking, he started to giggle foolishly again.

Four thousand a month's rent?

Zhou Maozhu suddenly felt a panic in his heart.

…

Men have no sense of time when they drink.

Song Tan and the others simply didn't wait for them, and went out for a stroll first, so they missed the farce instead.

However, when they came back from a stroll around, they saw that the tables were lying down, Zhou Maozhu and others had disappeared, and the excavator boy and Zhang Wang's family were lying on the ground in a mess.

Seventh Cousin had tears in his eyes, and was crying softly at Song Youde, the crying guy's heart skipped a beat!

Just as he was about to go forward, he heard Seventh Cousin say: "That white-eyed wolf, I will take him as my own son, and he will leave as soon as he goes - just tell me, I can't let him go!" Is it? I have to beat him up again..."

Ah it's late! Late but here!

[I have no money, no car, I can only eat instant noodles. 】From the ancient Divine Comedy...forgot the name.