Song Tan Jishi

The new boyfriend is holding the watermelon in place, in a dilemma.

Don't eat it, this watermelon is really delicious!

Let's eat, he really wants to break up.

It's not a crime to fall in love, so what's wrong with him talking casually?

He has never been a male mistress since he grew up so old, will he lose his share if he goes out?

Besides... besides, that Lili is not a peerless beauty, it's just that she is delicate, weak and obedient, and he is quite fresh...

Look at Wu Lei again, the other party is squatting there holding a watermelon, tearing open a piece vigorously, crying while eating, it doesn't delay at all, the image is really embarrassing.

So much so that he couldn't help asking: "Brother, I broke up with you Lili, if you still don't give up, go after it."

"But I still have to say, for someone like you, it's best to find a smart girl who lives at home. With Lili's personality, it's okay to fall in love. Isn't it a waste of you to start a family with her?"

Really, I have never been a mistress in my life, what a shame!

Lili: ...

However, Wu Lei lowered his head and refused to look at it at all, but just sniffled his nose again:

"Lili doesn't want me anymore..."

The eyes of the crowd turned to Lili again, so that her cheeks flushed, and finally she glared at Wu Lei:

"What kind of enmity do we have? You insist on hurting me like this! Let me tell you, even if I don't get married, I won't be with someone like you!"

"If you're not there, you're here!" The new boyfriend glanced at her:

"When we were talking, you said that you and your boyfriend broke up because his family disagreed, and you just wanted to have a good relationship and regain your confidence... You didn't say that I want to be a boy!"

"Hurry up, pack up the thing I gave you and bring it here! I've become a mistress, so I can't let you take advantage of it."

Lili's expression froze.

The other party told her that it was just a talk without telling the truth, and she also pretended to be weak and inferior... So when they gave gifts, they were quite generous.

Not to mention all kinds of gadgets, brand-name bags, mobile phones and computers, and a new camera-the mobile phone itself has been used for half a month!

However, the other party is not as easy to fool as Wu Lei, standing there at the moment, staring at her coldly:

"I don't care about the little things. Go up and pack your things now, and return them to me in half an hour. Otherwise, I'll pay 2,000 yuan tomorrow and invite Saijun to enter your live broadcast room."

The other party can really do it!

Although the income in the live broadcast room is not much, it is Lili's only way to earn money now - even if they break up, they can't lose their jobs!

At this moment, he could only grit his teeth, turn around and run upstairs.

And Wu Lei had already eaten half of the watermelon, and his heartbroken heart seemed to be soothed just now. The sweet watermelon juice made my heart feel less heavy.

He looked at the watermelon in the opponent's hand, tilted his head and wiped his face on the sleeve, and then said in a low voice:

"I know it's none of your business, Lili just doesn't want me anymore—do you still eat the watermelon?"

"I……"

Before the new boyfriend had time to speak, he saw the aunt who was watching the excitement rushing to answer: "Eat! Eat!"

Then he turned his gaze to him: "Young man, if you don't want to eat it, can you break a piece and give it to my grandson? I smell this watermelon is so sweet, the child is so hungry."

Ah this.

The new boyfriend hesitated for a moment, watched the child swallowing his saliva, reached out and broke off a small piece along the irregular corner of the watermelon and handed it out.

This seemed to open the door, and in an instant, all the uncles and aunts with children came over:

"Give me a bite..."

"...a share for my granddaughter..."

Although children can't eat casually, but in the public, if they broke the watermelon with their own hands, can there be any problems?

There are so many people!

So, after a burst of excitement, there was only a piece less than the size of a palm left in the new boyfriend's hand.

Looking at the expectant eyes of the children around him, he opened his mouth and bit off the bright red flesh without saying a word.

sweet!

Sweet!

In an instant, an unprecedented taste rushed into his throat, causing his eyes to widen instantly, and then he gave Wu Lei a thumbs up:

"Brother, you have this kind of melon craftsmanship, do you still worry about having no money and no house? Come, add a WeChat, and I will find you to buy melons later."

No wonder the silly boy said 20 a catty—it's really worth it.

ah?

Wu Lei was staring blankly at the bag of tea eggs—it was too hot to leave overnight.

But let him eat, and he felt dizzy again, and it was hard to swallow.

Hearing this, he raised his head subconsciously, and said blankly, "The watermelon is not for sale, it's from my relative's, and it's all sold out."

Hearing this, everyone in the audience sighed regretfully.

And just now, the aunt who offered to ask for watermelon came over and stared at the bag of tea eggs in his hand:

"Then why don't you give us one of your eggs? I also smell strange."

Wu Lei: ...

The eggs are their own eggs, and the money is not worth much, but the marinade bag was given by Song Tan. Now that they can't eat any more, they simply opened the bag:

"You take it yourself."

Good guy, as soon as I said this, the old men and old ladies around me immediately stepped forward, and the seven or eight marinated eggs disappeared in an instant, even the bag disappeared.

And many people around have already peeled the eggshells, and the smell of stew in the air is getting heavier and heavier.

This is actually a treasure boy!

The new boyfriend thought and thought, after all, he couldn't forget the watermelon just now, and regretted his generosity at the same time...

Seeing Wu Lei's honesty and simplicity, he simply squatted down and looked at him again: "Then what else can you bring from home that you can't eat? Me, me, that..."

It was the first time to do such a shameless thing, and the other party was also a little embarrassed.

Wu Lei didn't say anything, and simply stuffed his own bag into it: "I'll give you the pumpkin, and I'll give you the dried fish. Lili doesn't want me. I can't lose my job anymore. I'm going home."

"No rush, no hurry!"

The other party stopped him: "You are so young, how much money can you earn in the village? Why don't you stay here, I will introduce you to a job, and earning 5,000 yuan a month will not be a problem."

The relationship between the two is also embarrassing, but who can let himself feel sorry for him, and take such a bunch of things.

Wu Lei shook his head:

"I don't want it. What's the use of more salary? It's not as good as my aunt's food."

He stole a watermelon from home, and fished out all the eggs left in the pot. The pumpkin was cut into such a big circle——

I used to save food at home, but now...

At this moment, Wu Lei seemed to have grown up.

He decided to go home to accept his fate, and he couldn't lose Song Tan's job.

However, as soon as he lifted his foot, he looked at the other party in embarrassment and pitifulness:

"I'm only thirty-eight left, can you lend me some money to buy a bus ticket?"

other side:……

After a pause, the new boyfriend laughed again:

"It's easy to talk about! I'm sorry for borrowing or not. Come on, let's add a WeChat first, and I'll transfer the money to you—oh, by the way, where are you going? I'll buy you the ticket!"

WARNING: Knock everything and you'll get indigestion...

It is unsafe to feed children indiscriminately, please do not imitate. The people here are old men and old ladies who love to take advantage of the old community.

Everyone is a polyhedron, Wu Lei is a love brain, from Lili's point of view, he is a good supporting actor. But in the eyes of others... tsk tsk tsk, ignorant and useless!

Damn I'm back at night again! daytime! daytime! daytime! ! !