Song Tan Jishi
Chapter 754: 754 wild boar? ! !
Chapter 754 754. Wild boar? ! !
The rain in autumn is not as violent as in summer. After lunch, the sky becomes dark. Dragonflies flew low and back in the yard, causing several orange cats to jump up and down. When they were lying in wait, their tails almost flew away.
Not long after, there was a pattering of autumn rain.
The rain lasted for less than two hours. The rain was not heavy, but it was not light either. At the very least, the soil in the mountainous areas has been fully soaked, and the air is filled with the unique smell of soil and vegetation after rain.
The top of the mountain in the distance was covered with mist, and not long after, a hazy rainbow appeared in mid-air.
"rainbow!"
Qiaoqiao shouted loudly: "I haven't seen it once this summer! I want to take the children to see a rainbow!"
Instead, Seventh Cousin told him: "By the way, take a basket, go to the chestnut garden and break some chestnuts, and come back with half a basket of sweet potato leaves."
"Okay!"
Qiao Qiao was carrying a basket and cell phone, and couldn't wait to run up the mountain.
Zhang Yanping only had time to poke his head out from the balcony: "Wait for me to issue a notice first—"
What's the preview? What's the preview?
Teacher Qiaoqiao mainly catches people off guard.
No, the familiar live broadcast room opened again, and after a brief silence, people came in directly one after another.
[Who in the family understands? As long as the notification of this live broadcast platform is not turned off, I am afraid that I will miss Teacher Qiao Qiao】
[I have already set the live broadcast room as my favorite]
[Ms. Qiao Qiao is afraid that more people will come after the announcement? 】
[It's good not to announce it. If there is any new product, I can grab it. 】
[Otherwise, why would I set up a broadcast prompt?
Wake up! Is it just for Teacher Qiaoqiao? That's right, it's for him! 】
[Looking at the camera, it looks like it's going up the mountain, what's on the air today? 】
[Is it time to harvest the two crops of rice in the host's house? 】
[It’s almost October, it seems like it’s definitely time]
【What? Cutting rice today? 】
【What? Threshing millet today? 】
【What? Selling rice today? 】
Qiao Qiao hummed and went up the mountain, swinging the basket in one hand and holding a short mobile phone holder in the other: "Children, today we are going to pick chestnuts and sweet potato vines, everyone should study hard!"
Chestnut and sweet potato vines?
As soon as they heard it was food, everyone immediately became excited! However, before they could express their opinions, Qiao Qiao was delighted:
"Sister said that when we kill pigs during the Chinese New Year, we will invite five children to hold a class reunion. We will also invite the children to kill pigs and pull pig legs together. Everyone must prepare well!"
【? ? ! ! ! 】
【What did I hear? 】
[Killing pigs during the Chinese New Year? ! The anchor’s pig? 】
[The anchor, I am a person who works out every day, and I am very energetic, and I am best at pulling pig legs-ask that pig to kick people? 】
[Don't make trouble in the front, it looks like you haven't done this job before! I'm different, I fed pigs when I was a child, and when I hugged the pig's leg, it couldn't move! 】
[Pork-killing vegetables, pig-killing vegetables! ! ! I haven’t eaten the pig-killing dish in the farm’s cauldron for decades.]
[The anchor must call me! No matter what conditions you ask for! Is it too late for me to be ranked number one now? 】
[I’m curious, how do I prepare for this? Is it okay if I pull my husband’s leg? 】
[Speaking of which, has it been a long time since the anchor took us to see Little Pig? I like that flower]
【nonsense! Only black is fragrant! 】
【The white one looks thick】
【Anchor, Guo Yi is so beautiful, why haven't you seen Guo Yi for a long time? 】
[What country are you looking at? Pictures of long-tailed pheasants are everywhere on the Internet, but the pig-killing dish may not be eaten. 】
[What do you think? There are only five places, and the pie in the sky can’t beat me]
[Ten minutes into the broadcast, the number of viewers exceeded 5,000, and I remember it was 700,000 viewers at the peak... My luck can only be a denominator]
[I don't care, I don't care! I'm going to lower the probability! 】
However, no matter how heated their discussion was, Qiao Qiao didn't look at it at all, and even put the basket on the side of the road, and then adjusted the camera:
"Kids, the chestnut garden is on the mountain over there, let's pick sweet potato vines first."
However, as soon as the camera turned around, Qiao Qiao froze.
Because in the not-so-big sweet potato field in front of me, there was a dark figure buried in the undulating soil ridges, humming and humming.
He opened his mouth and froze.
The barrage is active:
[Hey hey hey, what is in the ground? Is it the king? 】
[Is the king secretly eating sweet potatoes? 】
【A lot of sweet potato vines! 】
【Etc., etc! ! ! Does that thing in the field look like a pig? 】
[It seems like... a wild boar? 】
【? ! ! ! boar? ! ! 】
[Anchor, hurry up! take it down! 】
【Anchor hurry up! Call the king to stop it! Wild boars are now allowed to be captured and eaten! 】
[Don't make a fuss, you haven't stayed in the woods before, so you don't know the fighting power of wild boars! If you encounter it, you will only risk losing your life! 】
And at this moment, Qiao Qiao finally came to his senses: "What a big wild boar!"
He hesitated and said: "My friends, this wild boar looks so big. If it is brought back to the pigsty, will it bully other pigs?"
The barrage exploded instantly——
【? ? Anchor, do you want to listen to what you are saying? 】
【Run quickly, run quickly! 】
[Tell the king and the others to drive away the wild boar! It would be nice to drive away! There is no weapon, so there is no need to think about stopping it! 】
When Qiaoqiao was born, the wild boars in the mountains and forests had been almost cleared, and then the country began to require that private hunting was not allowed.
Therefore, this is the first time he has seen a wild boar in his life.
At this moment, he was standing on the ridge of the field, carefully taking a look at the strong black wild boar, which looked to be about two to three hundred pounds, and then he realized -
“My sweet potatoes!!!”
Their sweet potatoes are planted late, so they don’t mature until October.
The wild boar does not care about cherishing its food. It just digs out the area and scoops up the sweet potatoes from all directions. Fujiko eats and chews it, and tramples it into a mess after just two steps.
And I don’t know whether it was its bad habits or something else, but the sweet potato vines were bitten into pieces, and the ungrown sweet potatoes were exposed on the ground with their big noses protruding, and they were also eaten in half...
And this guy is still moving forward along this ridge.
Now look at it, a huge area has been turned into a mess!
This made Qiao Qiao very angry!
"Smelly boar!"
He said bitterly: "You can eat secretly, why do you destroy it while eating? If this continues, my sister will definitely spank you!"
He said viciously, and then carrying the basket, he ran behind the wild boar in three or two steps, and then picked up the sweet potatoes that had been chewed up until half of them were left.
It had just rained, so the soles of my shoes had been covered with a thick layer of mud from walking along.
The sweet potatoes on the ground were even more miserable.
The irregular round red skin is covered with mud, and on the pitted cross-section, the creamy-yellow sweet potato flesh is now exposed from the mud package.
In reality, wild boars are very dangerous. Someone in our village took three big dogs to hunt wild boars during the Chinese New Year. During the cooperative fight, one of the dogs was seriously injured.
Don't imitate.
There are sweet potatoes with white skin and red heart, and there are also sweet potatoes with red skin and white heart.
A sister who came here told me that after 1.6 million words, the bottleneck period will be surpassed and the efficiency will be greatly improved. I have been waiting...
good night.
Sometimes I really hate myself for being decadent... People will go crazy if they can't write well...
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