Song Tan Jishi

Before the agreement could be drafted, the three siblings backed down. When Zhang Wang's family saw this, they quickly picked up the wall and beat him on the head and face!

He was careful, he would run away if he didn't hit anyone!

"You beast!" A pole hit half of Zhang Baojiang's face. His cheekbones and teeth were hit hard, and the pain made the seven-foot-tall man burst into tears.

The tears haven't fallen yet, but my whole body is crackling again and I'm getting beaten hard!

"You heartless piece of shit!"

This was Zhang Baohe, who was relatively well-paid. It was in the middle of winter. He was hit directly on his calf through his thermal trousers. He knelt down with an "ouch" and was hit all over his head and face, all over his back.

It was Baolan's turn. The Zhang Wang family's hands were shaking. They watched Baolan screaming and hiding, and couldn't help but burst into tears: "What evil have I done!"

Then Song Tan took the pole away from his hand and stuffed a thin stick into it. I also heard a voice of advice:

"Uncle Zhang, despite how old I am, Sister Baolan, she is a girl after all. Don't break it... The head is made of plastic, so it won't hurt. You won't be afraid even if you exert some force."

There is no sense in people when they are angry.

The Zhang Wang family felt the gentleness of the hand, and without much thought, they subconsciously listened to Song Tan and struck Baolan on the head and face!

Indeed, there is a large plastic spoon at the front. It will not hurt and leave marks, but it will not hurt the key parts...

However, Baolan screamed "Ah", feeling the dry crumbs on the plastic spoon smash into her hair, neck, face and body, and her whole body collapsed and went crazy:

"Dad! Dad! If you have something to say, please tell me - how can you use a shit spoon?!"

The yard is just that big, and it's surrounded by a fence, so it's not that easy to cross.

And just at the door stood Song Tan and a group of people. Even if they didn't use their bodies, the gleam of eating melons in their eyes could block the way out!

Everyone was running back and forth in the open space of the yard, and Zhang Wang's family beat whoever they caught. Now there was an indiscriminate attack, and the three brothers and sisters were in pain and collapsed. When he looked up again, his face was swollen and his cheeks were full of tears.

When the Zhang Wang family came back to their senses, they realized: what Song Tan handed over was the big excrement scoop that the family usually used to scoop out excrement.

The toilets in their house have always been dry toilets, the same kind of earth dry toilets. Every once in a while, the manure in the manure tank becomes full, and it has to be scooped out with a manure scoop.

So a fecal scoop is a long stick with a large plastic spoon tied to the end.

He has not been at home during this period, and the sticky shit on the shit spoon has actually dried, but whether it has dried or not, it sticks to it...

Didn’t you see the three siblings kneeling on the ground and crying? But their family members only dared to huddle in the corner, huddled together like quails.

——It’s true that those who were beaten were my own family members, but that was a manure spoon!

The corners of Zhang Wang's lips curled up, and he finally breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that the depression he had felt for the past six months was gone!

He was even in a good state of high energy. At this moment, he threw the manure spoon aside and snorted coldly:

"Either you pay the alimony, and I will live in each house for a month and be cared for by you in turn. The money, house and land in that house will be divided equally when I leave."

"Either you, don't look at me because I suddenly kicked off my legs and walked away. It should be yours..."

He glanced at the shocked Teacher Tang - after all, the manure spoon really refreshed the old lady's knowledge of combat.

At this moment, Zhang Wang's family was in high spirits: "Lawyer Tang took me to the city to get a notarization two days ago. After I die, the things in my house have nothing to do with you!"

"Do you recognize me as me?!"

Grandma Tang thought to herself that this little old man was quite wise - as a lawyer, she was obviously a temporary lawyer, and no matter what she did, it was within the scope of his profession. No matter what happened, it would save the family from resenting the old Song family for interfering...

Good.

She likes to hang out with smart people.

…

The three siblings thought the same way - especially since this little old lady had so many connections, would she still be a shady lawyer and ask them to sentence her? !

As for alimony, that is even more impossible!

More than 2,400 a month, they didn't know if it was reasonable, but they talked about losses, compensation, medical treatment, etc. It sounded very similar to that.

This means that each of the three siblings must contribute 800 a month, which is 10,000 a year! Every two months, I have to take the old man to live at home for a month...

Why, just because everyone will share the thirty to fifty thousand equally after the old man leaves? But their father beats people so hard and his legs and feet are so flexible, I'm afraid he can live another ten or twenty years...

In ten or twenty years, the alimony will cost one or two hundred thousand!

Thinking about it this way, it’s better not to recognize it!

The three brothers and sisters limped up in embarrassment, and then walked out without looking back - I originally wanted to say a few harsh words, such as I won't come even if you beg me when you are old...

But looking at the excrement spoon in Zhang Wang's hand, and feeling the bruises on his swollen face, cheeks, and body...

The three brothers and sisters stood at the door of the yard, turned back fiercely and said:

"If you don't admit it, don't admit it!"

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When the courtyard became quiet again, Professor Song sighed: "It's too gentle."

"It's not bad." Teacher Tang said calmly: "You have to understand the main contradiction and the secondary contradiction. In addition, you have to understand your final needs, and then think about what kind of goal you can achieve..."

She looked at Zhang Wang's family: "Isn't your first request that they never bother you again? Achieving this is the most important thing."

The beating was indeed light, but looking at these guys who loved money so much, they were hospitalized. If I broke an arm or leg again, if someone wise could help me later, I would find a TV station to do an online interview or something. one time……

Tsk.

Trouble, conflicts in the original family are also a hot topic nowadays.

Whether it's light or heavy, Zhang Wang's family is satisfied anyway. He wiped his face and looked at Teacher Tang sincerely:

"You know a lot of people. Can you teach me how to hire a lawyer when you have time? I want to change my will..."

This house, mountains and land, please give it to whoever will take care of your funeral arrangements or take you to see a doctor when you can no longer walk.

But this time he learned the lesson and said nothing to anyone.

Anyway, he has money, so now he can use the money to enjoy it! Tomorrow, tomorrow he will go to the market to buy a new pair of cotton pants!

I still need to build a good tombstone for the old lady and put the photo on it!

Qiao Qiao looked at the people who suddenly became quiet, holding her mobile phone at the moment: "Uncle Zhang, you hit so hard just now, so powerful! I filmed it all, do you want to see it?"

Everyone:...

Then they cheered up and each took out their mobile phones: "Send it to me, send it to me!"

By the way, Wulan also asked: "Would you like to send it to our village?"

Update one.