Song Tan Jishi

When Party Secretary Xiao Zhu was explaining, Qiao Qiao was listening obediently. It wasn't until the live broadcast time showed that dozens of minutes had passed that he said happily:

"Okay! Another hour is enough for today! Can we sell hand masks now?"

Party Secretary Xiaozhu: ...If you didn’t tell me, I would have forgotten that today was for selling hand masks.

Looking at the barrage again, sure enough, she was not the only one who had forgotten.

【Ah ah ah ah hand mask! I forgot! Wait a minute and I’ll find a place with good internet speed]

[Treacherous, the anchor is so treacherous and deceives us with pig meat! 】

[No, your link to selling hand masks does not affect taking us to see pigs. 】

[Can I specify which pig to eat on the first list? 】

[Hurry up, our big brother on the list has spoken]

[If you can specify, I will reward you with another Supreme Crown]

[Hiss—the big brother on the list is still powerful enough to spend thousands of dollars for pigs]

[Brother on the list, why don’t you take a look? Your ranking has now dropped to third place]

【Laughing to death! Can anyone really pay so much for a bite of pork? 】

[Brother ranked sixth, work hard! 】

They chatted enthusiastically, and it was not a big deal to watch the excitement. However, Qiaoqiao did not watch the barrage at all, and Party Secretary Xiao Zhu was not someone who took 10,000 yuan seriously.

Therefore, she quickly and calmly persuaded: "Don't reward people, after all, this is still pork, and it is not worth it for this impulse consumption."

"Besides, we don't recommend it. As the mountainous area expands next year, Qiaoqiao's family will have more and more good things. You can keep the money for next year's consumption."

Needless to say, that understatement is really quite understandable.

The lively barrage page finally calmed down again, with a few small flowers scattered on it. This kind of small reward of one yuan a share will not make people feel too dazzling.

Later, Party Secretary Xiao Zhu asked Qiao Qiao: "Can you specify which pig you want to eat meat with?"

Qiao Qiao was stunned for a moment, and finally became distressed:

"It takes a lot of people to pull the pig legs, a lot of people to clean up the pigs, and several masters to kill the pigs... But the meat is all cooked together, can't you tell it apart?"

He asked sincerely: "When I eat pork, I can't tell which pig it is. Can you guys do that?"

This question stumped everyone. Isn’t this asking the hen when eating eggs? But pigs are different, so all-purpose netizens also have the answer——

[The hardest one is the wild boar! Big wild boar! I want to eat! 】

[At first glance, I ate less. Wild boar is really not as delicious as domestically raised black pigs - I want to eat the little wild boar that the king stole back this year]

[Tsk, tsk, tsk, you guys pick one by one, I don’t pick, any black pig is fine, I like the strong ones]

[No, no one eats white pig? The big white pig is plump and the oil residue is so fragrant! 】

[I haven’t eaten wild boar yet... just to taste it]

[Oh, we have swine fever here, so we don’t even dare to buy pork.]

[I also have the previous one here, but it’s not big, so don’t worry]

[The breeding farm here is fine. The pigs are very high-tech and are safe if they don’t come into contact with people...]

Xiao Zhu, the party secretary, finally couldn't help but feel happy: "You guys are very naughty and know how to eat!"

However, she was about to break her fantasy——

"I can't pick anything. First of all, the big wild boar is going to be bred to give birth to piglets next year, so I won't kill it."

"Secondly, the two young wild boars are growing slowly, and one is still unharvested. They are being kept for breeding and will not be killed this year."

"Finally, there are three white and two black fat pigs, whichever one you eat will be yours."

Everyone’s wild boar dreams are broken, but it doesn’t matter, because they have other happiness——

[That is to say, we have endless children and grandchildren. Can we sell a pig next year? 】

[Good question, can you sell a fan of ribs next year? 】

[Give me a year to save money. Can I buy a big pig head for the Chinese New Year next year? We have to worship God here]

【I want a whole head too! Parents on both sides, leaders, close friends...]

[By the way, has the anchor considered collecting the money first, and then we pay the pig feeding fee, so that after the pig is killed at the end of the year, it will be ours? 】

[Don’t try this trick in front of me, several pig-raising apps have exploded]

【no! Are you city people eating pork so fancy now? I haven't heard of it. 】

[It’s just to adopt a pig. Many people raise it for a year and don’t see any meat at the end of the year, so they put it off...]

[I’ve gained some knowledge, I’ve never heard of it before... I’ll just buy it in the supermarket]

Party Secretary Xiao Zhu looked at Qiao Qiao: "Is there anything you can sell to fans next year?"

Qiaoqiao's eyes lit up and she quickly showed off: "Yes! Yes! There are mugwort! Moxa sticks! Mosquito repellent bag - my sister's new bag from Stone Mountain. I can tell you what to plant!"

"Kids, don't worry, there are also wild chrysanthemums, fragrant wild chrysanthemums! You can make tea and use them as skin care products."

"It's such a big mountain, listen to me!"

[I know, I know, can I plant a money tree? 】

[I know, I know, can I grow cherries? 】

[I know, I know, can I grow durian? 】

[The previous one is really whimsical. I mentioned Stone Mountain... Well, can I plant oranges? Love eating oranges]

【You are thinking about shit! Can Oranges be Planted in Stone Mountain? 】

Party Secretary Xiao Zhu laughed: "You guys have quite a lot to ask for...but the orange tree has a plan, it's just on another hillside."

"Durian is not good. The winter here is too cold and is not suitable for tropical fruits."

"As for cherries, we may follow up with some large domestic cherries, mainly to facilitate transportation. But this has not been discussed. We will talk about it later."

[Don’t tell me, I really like Sister Zhi. She answers all questions and responds to everything. 】

【I would also like! Anchor Qiaoqiao has a kind of attraction that doesn’t care about our life and death, and Sister Zhi feels like she values ​​me]

[Don’t say that, anchor Qiaoqiao also has me in his heart, he didn’t say that I know]

[Don’t say it, each person has his own style. Sometimes I know that anchor Qiao Qiao doesn’t watch the comments, but the more I do this, the more I want to say it]

[Me too, if it was another anchor who wouldn’t read the barrage, I would turn around and leave]

[Um...am I the only one who remembers the hand mask? 】

[Holy shit, that’s right! Isn’t this a live broadcast selling hand masks? 】

[Qiao Qiao, you have changed. You used to be honest and upright when you were in the water, but now you are talking about it and you are in the water for half an hour! 】

Xiaozhu, the branch secretary, took a look and saw that the live broadcast started one hour and twenty minutes ago! Oh, sin, sin, Qiaoqiao went off topic, she shouldn't have!

I still don’t have enough live broadcast experience!

At this moment, hurry up and make amends:

"Okay, then I really don't need to say more this time - Qiaoqiao, how about we start selling hand masks?"

Qiao Qiao nodded, looked at the couriers (bosses) waiting eagerly behind her, and said loudly:

"Brother Yanping, you can start selling hand masks - by the way, kids, remember this is not Fengfeng Express!"