Song Tan Jishi

Let’s not talk about the ownership of the five yuan for now - there is no way to discuss it. If we discuss it further, it’s time for Qiao Qiao to ask, why didn’t he see the rest of his salary from the beginning to the end?

After all, there weren’t that many dogs in the beginning, and there weren’t that many geese in the beginning either.

And Song Sancheng did bring the dog back and planned to wash it.

Fairy Song Tan was eager to give it a try at first. After all, all the dogs at home were short-haired dogs, which were easy to wash, wipe and tidy up.

Until she saw two buried border collies...

"Qiaoqiao, come and wash it! They like you the most!"

"Okay, okay!"

He suddenly asked: "How to wash it?"

It is embarrassing to say that several dogs in the family run around in the fields every day, and even plunge into ponds when the weather is hot. Therefore, even though the old Song family has been raising dogs for more than half a year, no one has even thought of bathing the dogs.

Of course, this is quite common in rural areas, so no one asks about it at all.

Therefore, Qiao Qiao has no experience at all on how to wash a dog.

And what about Song Tan?

She thought for a while: "Wait a minute, I'll ask."

However, the dog brother Sun Shouping did not answer the call. Song Tan waited for a while and saw that it would get dark if he continued to delay.

, she hurriedly Baidued it, and when the words came to her lips, the knowledge she had just learned flowed out again...

So I had to conclude: "You can bathe them the same way you bathe yourself."

"Oh!" Qiaoqiao understood.

Then he asked: "Then can I teach the children?"

"Okay!" Song Tan waved his hand: "Let Brother Yanping help you, and you can wash them quickly."

OK!

Qiao Qiao waved her hand: "Come on, come into the bathroom!"

So, several dogs, including the king, stood by the door of the living room and hesitated. Following his call, they happily entered the house with small steps.

The king filled the bathroom first with his strong body.

While Zhang Yanping was busy setting the name of the live broadcast room, he was worried: "All the dogs have come back to take a bath. Is it okay if no one in the mountains and fields can watch?"

"Okay!" Song Tan looked at the sky: "They have short hair, and it takes a few hours to wash them, so no one will pay attention to this few hours, right? The timing is too precise."

After a few hours, let's break through the golden cherry blossoms in front of the fence first.

"And isn't there a large area of ​​surveillance on the mountain?"

I feel ashamed to say that this monitoring money was probably wasted, and it has not had even the slightest effect so far - it may have served as a deterrent.

In short, Song Tan is very confident that the dog has left his job temporarily.

It doesn't mean anything, it's just that Dabai and Goose Girl are still walking around every day...

And here, Zhang Yanping has also set up a live broadcast room——

[Non-professional dog washing teaching, please do not imitate, you will be responsible for the consequences]

Very good, the name alone is full of dissuasive effect.

But fans are rebellious, so no!

As soon as the live broadcast started, people rushed over——

【What? Wash the dog? Do single dogs need to be washed? 】

【What to wash? Washing a single dog? Who will wash it? 】

[Anchor washes me! Then beat some milk, add salt, and make a paste...]

[Is it from Northeast China in front? You must have thoroughly understood the bathing culture】

[Should you take a shower before it gets dark? 】

【hiss! Southerners shut up! We in the north don’t have showers, only hot baths! 】

[We also use hot water for showering...]

[Shouldn’t the shivering northern dog not be able to hear the words "shower"? 】

As soon as the live broadcast started, Zhang Yanping stared at the live broadcast room and fell silent.

"Just... they're quite idle."

He was cautious in his assessment and did not comment on the mental state of contemporary netizens. I just quickly added:

"Everyone, read the title clearly! Non-professional dog washers should never imitate it. If you imitate, we will be irresponsible!"

Then he picked up the phone and entered the bathroom.

And the netizens in front of the screen:...

There is a mist, what are you looking at? Want to see Wonderland?

【……】

[...It’s hard to comment. The gangster brother didn’t study physics in junior high school, right? Hot and cold alternate, water vapor evaporates, what do we see? 】

[The gangster brother must not be short-sighted, right? Have you ever worn glasses? 】

[I understand, this is how a fairy washes his dog. There is a reason why we are not allowed to learn from it]

[Yeah, who made me lose my spiritual roots...]

Zhang Yanping was stunned when he looked at the dense water mist that quickly gathered on the screen.

After a while, he quickly wiped his phone and put it up to the window, where the moisture was not so heavy and could be broadcast.

At this moment, Qiao Qiao had already wet the king's body with the shower head.

He really doesn’t know how to wash a dog, but since his sister said it, it must be okay!

then--

"Children, today I will teach you how to wash your dog! This way you can also give your own dog a bath."

[Very good, click me, right? You know I don’t have a dog to stab me on purpose, right?]

[If you raise a cat, take a bath...don't even mention it, it's all blood and tears]

[Silently hug my Teddy tightly... This thing has to be styled in a pet shop, otherwise no matter how you wash it at home, you will end up with a sloppy dog ​​with a middle parting]

[I would like to ask, have you ever felt that the same toiletries smell fragrant when washed out by pet stores, but smell like dog when washed out by yourself?]

[What a sin, my dog ​​toiletries cost 698, and I use sulfur soap that costs 2 yuan]

[What do anchors use? Seeking Amway]

[Open my eyes and take a closer look - the anchor uses "Hey, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing!" 】

In front of the camera, Qiao Qiao was standing next to the king, squeezing out a dollop of shampoo: "Your Majesty, let me wash your hair first!"

Fans in the live broadcast room watched helplessly as he rubbed bubbles, then rubbed bubbles on the king's head, then continued to rub bubbles, and said seriously:

"Children, we need to wash the dog's head first! But Wang's hair is short and he is a boy, so I don't need conditioner... Teacher Tang said that she needs to use conditioner when washing her hair. "

Everyone in the live broadcast room:...

[Is it possible...that a dog is covered in hair? 】

[Oh, rub that bubble of yours down a little more! 】

[I have never owned a dog, so I would like to ask sincerely, do dogs also need to wash their hair first and then their body? Are your feet washed last? Can I use a bath towel? 】

[laughing to death hahahahahahaha]

[Actually, I like to take a shower first and then wash my hair at home... Gee, it sounds a bit weird when I say it]

Zhang Yanping took a look at the barrage, then looked at Qiao Qiao's movements, and finally understood what went wrong——

"Qiao Qiao, when a dog takes a bath...you don't need to separate the head and body, right? Just squeeze in more shampoo and rub the whole body!"

The king's hair is short, and although it grows denser in winter, it is easy to rub, so just treat it like this twice.

You can’t just rub salt and add essential oil, right?

"ah?"

However, Qiaoqiao turned her head and looked at him, her eyes full of disbelief:

"Brother Yanping, don't you use soap or a bath towel? Are you a little sloppy?"

He stressed: "Shampoo can't clean your whole body!"

Zhang Yanping:......

"I said it was a dog! It was a dog!!!"

Different dogs have different cleaning and care procedures. Urban pet dogs should also follow the advice of professionals. This chapter is for entertainment only! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Update two.

I still have a chapter to make up for yesterday's...but I'm so sleepy! ! Tomorrow.

Good night!