Sorry, the System is Really Amazing

Night, Yanshi, a resettlement housing complex.

"Ding--

The system is binding the only host: Ye Chen

Binding progress - 24% - 33% - 78% - "

Ye Chen jumped up from the bed like a carp.

He pinched his thigh hard...

Pain is real, not a dream!

"Ah! System! I actually got the system! Hahahaha!"

As an old bookworm who has read thousands of online novels, he naturally knows what the system means!

"Hahahaha~~! I am tired of ordinary life! Now I am like the pig's feet in the novel, with a system. In the past, I was like a bowl of rotten porridge. There is nothing worth nostalgic for anymore!"

Ye Chen's blood surged all over his body, his five bodies sifted through the chaff, and he was in ecstasy.

"—binding complete—

Dear host, I am an intelligent life from a high latitude, which is what you call a system"

"Ah~ that's great, that's great, God open your eyes~~ Tell me, what system are you? The Prodigal Subsystem or the Wanjie Mall System? The Slave Owner System? The Ghost Search System? The Boyfriend Sharing System?"

Ye Chen knows all kinds of systems.

"Sorry, respected host, neither. I am a system that has been severely damaged and cannot be repaired."

? ? ?

bad?

"Isn't it? Broken system? I'm sorry, this is too nonsense, the ones in the novels who get cheated are all unparalleled systems in the world, but to me, they are junk?" A cold depression pierced through Ye morning chest. "Is it because I also receive nine-year compulsory education that I am not as good as others?"

"Bad thing, what do I need you for!"

"The host, please don't become angry. Only some functions of this system are permanently damaged, but other functions can still be used normally."

"Oh, you mean you can still save it, right?" Ye Chen simply sat down, lit a cigarette, and chatted with this broken system while smoking.

"Dear host, the function of this system is to issue tasks for the host. If the host completes the task within the specified time, he will be rewarded. If the task fails, he will be punished."

"But now, the task release function is obsolete, and the punishment function is obsolete."

"Uh...don't hide it, what parts are still intact, let's open the sling and tell the truth." Ye Chen became a little impatient.

"The system reward function can be used normally."

"Wait—let me clear things up first. The system releases tasks, the host completes them, and then there will be rewards. Is that what you mean? But your task release function has been abolished... so what's the point?" Ye Chen's mind is still clear.

"Yes, respected host, the system can no longer actively issue tasks to you. But - you can write tasks yourself."

"Write the mission yourself?" Ye Chen narrowed his eyes slightly. "Can any task be ok?"

"Yes. The host can try."

"Okay~ I'll just play around." Ye Chen scanned the room with his eyes while thinking.

There is a glass of water on the desk.

He is a little thirsty.

"Can I drink a glass of water in one go?" Ye Chen asked.

"Ding--

task generation

Task content - the host drank a glass of water in one breath

Rewards - the system is analyzing the difficulty of the task, and the rewards will be settled later"

Hehehe, interesting.

Ye Chen walked over to pick up the water glass, and gulped down the glass of boiled water.

Yes, quench your thirst.

next moment--

"Ding--

Congratulations to the host for completing the task: [drink a glass of water in one go]

Obtain a disposable plastic lighter, which has been automatically stored in the dimensional storage space

Get a pack of 100 hand towels from Xinxiangyin,

It has been automatically stored in the dimensional storage space"

prize?

nonexistent!

Ye Chen felt nothing in his heart, and even wanted to eat a bowl of braised chicken and rice.

He really doesn't believe in this broken system now.

Suddenly, in front of his eyes, a virtual space flashed.

This virtual space is about 100 square meters, and there is a pink plastic lighter and a pack of tissues inside.

"Dear host, this is a private storage space given to you by the system. It can only be used to store prizes. The method of use is very simple. You only need to take out the prizes in the space with a thought, or put the prizes in the storage space. Back to space."

"So amazing?" Ye Chen silently said "lighter".

Suddenly, the plastic lighter in that virtual space unexpectedly appeared in his right hand out of nowhere!

Crack~~!

Hit it.

Flames burst out.

"Fuck me, it's real! The prize is actually real! Then—" Ye Chen's heart beat like a drum, "This system is also real!"

"I'll try again!" Ye Chen was enthusiastic. "System, listen up, now I'm going to do 10 push-ups a minute."

"Ding--

task generation

Task content - the host completes 10 standard push-ups in one minute

Rewards - the system is analyzing the difficulty of the task, and the rewards will be settled later"

Ye Chen seemed to be pumped up, and he finished 10 extremely standard push-ups in less than 20 seconds.

just got up-

"Ding--

Congratulations to the host for completing the task: [Complete 10 standard push-ups in one minute]

Get Red Bull Red Bull Vitamin Functional Drink 250ml*1 can, which has been automatically stored in the dimensional storage space

Get a pack of Ruanyuxi cigarettes, which have been automatically stored in the dimensional storage space"

Ouch, what a god!

Ye Chen wisely took out a can of Red Bull from the virtual space, opened it, took a sip, and the taste was pure and delicious.

"Cool! So cool! Write the mission yourself? Damn, this is much better than the system issuing missions! It's also a mission for me to poop! With this system, I can really do whatever I want!" treasure.

"Do a few push-ups casually, smoke and Red Bull, it costs tens of dollars! Isn't this picking up money? Nothing is better than this!" Ye Chen slapped his thigh fiercely, "Why did you go early! With this system, I'm already full of food and become the richest man in the salt market!"

"Great, System, I understand you. From now on, I will treat you as my own!" Ye Chen exclaimed. "It's just that this prize is not interesting. Can you give some powerful prizes, such as the newly launched iPhone XS Max mobile phone or something like that."

"Sorry, respected host, because the task you wrote is too simple, so you can only get this kind of prize. If you write a difficult task, the reward will be heaven-defying after completion!"

"Understood!" Ye Chen nodded.

at this time--

Boom boom boom, boom boom boom.

There was a knock on the door.

Ye Chen usually lives alone. The one-story house in his hometown was demolished, and three flats were compensated in this resettlement housing complex. He lives in a one-bedroom, one-living room, his parents live in a two-bedroom, two-living room, and the remaining two-bedroom flat is for rent. .

I checked the time, it was 22:34.

At this hour, Mom and Dad are already in bed.

"Who is it?" Ye Chen ran to open the door.

"Xiaochen, open the door, open the door~~"

Through the door, there was a charming female voice.

"Sister Yu?" Ye Chen's heart moved slightly.

Sang Yu lives opposite Ye Chen.

She is a few years older than Ye Chen, probably in her 26s or 20s, an urban white-collar worker, beautiful and mature, with an exploding figure. She also lives alone, as if she is single, and her marriage history is unknown.

"Hey, could it be that Sister Yu finally couldn't bear the loneliness and wanted to ask me to do something indescribable?" Ye Chen giggled and opened the door.

outside the door.

Under the light of the door lamp, Sang Yu was wearing a black silk translucent nightdress, the hem of which only reached a slap above her knees, revealing two slender white legs.

She looks like she just got out of the shower, her black hair hangs down her shoulders like a waterfall, the wetness exudes the elegant fragrance of shampoo, her lips are brightly colored, her big watery eyes are soul-stirring, and her neckline is almost torn apart by the D cup .

Beautiful, sexy, Royal Sister Fan.

It makes people want to output.

'My God, is it a good thing today? It's the hour, sister Yu knocks on my door dressed like this... ah! Happiness came too suddenly! '

Ye Chen swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Seeing Ye Chen staring almost straight at her chest and legs, a blush flashed across Sang Yu's fair and pretty face, and there was panic from the heart in her big black and white eyes, and she stomped her feet lightly. road. "Xiaochen, do you have a sticky mouse board at home? Use it urgently!"

"Stick to the mouse board?" Ye Chen blurted out, "Sister Yu, you've been looking for me in the middle of the night just to stick to the mouse board?"

"Otherwise, what do you think!" Sang Yu was slightly annoyed. "hurry up."

"Sister Yu, is there a mouse in the house?" Ye Chen quickly restrained his distracted thoughts and said in a serious manner.

"Yeah, I just got out of the shower, and two half-sized mice ran across the living room blatantly, and I almost fainted from fright." Sang Yu gritted his teeth in anger, "I heard a mouse rustling when I was sleeping last night. Hey, there's more than one of them, I can't sleep because of the noise, it's so disgusting, I'm going to catch them all today."

"Oh, sister Yu, don't tell me, there are mice in my house." Ye Chen nodded approvingly. "The walnuts and peanuts I just bought this month, I haven't had time to eat, most of them are given to the mice."

The resettlement housing complex Ye Chen lives in has poor property management, the environment of the community is dirty and messy, and there are swarms of cats and mice.

It is said that there are too many litter cats in the community, which squeezes the living space of the mice, so they are driven upstairs.

Every household is plagued by rats.

"Xiaochen, do you have a sticky mouse board at home? If not, I'll borrow it from Aunt Liu's upstairs." Sang Yu urged.

"Yes, yes, I just bought a dozen or so yesterday. Sister Yu, wait a minute, I'll get them right away—" Ye Chen turned and walked into the house.

With a sudden thought——

"I'm going to catch 10 mice tonight."

"Ding--

task generation

Task content - the host eliminates 10 mice within 24 hours: 0/10

Rewards - the system is analyzing the difficulty of the task, and the rewards will be settled later"