Sorry, the System is Really Amazing

Chapter 13 Wanna Fuck Me?

"You, how do you want to prove it?" Sun Li looked at Ye Chen with some trepidation.

The appraiser encouraged him. "Little girl, don't be afraid of him. His eloquent theories are nothing more than feudal superstitions, which are totally untenable! What era is it now? We must believe in science!"

The melon-eating crowd watching were also playing monkeys and not afraid of crowds, and watching the excitement was not a big deal, so they booed one after another.

Sun Li thought for a while, finally gritted her teeth, and roared fiercely at Ye Chen. "Okay! Prove it! This girl is not afraid of you! If you can't come up with something dry, this girl will tear your stinky mouth to pieces!"

"Hey~~" Ye Chen smiled and said calmly. "It's very simple. Generally speaking, to see whether a person is plagued by bad luck or not, burn some paper. If, no matter what direction the wind blows the smoke towards that person, then It is enough to prove that his body is weak, his fortune is bad, and he is easy to provoke dirty things. Then—”

"Now we need to find some combustibles." Ye Chen looked around.

The people who eat melons are very cooperative.

Soon, a middle-aged man volunteered to search out a large pile of waste paper from a nearby trash can and handed it to Ye Chen.

Ye Chen took the paper and took out the lighter.

"Ye Chen, can you do it?" Lin Yuxi looked at Ye Chen suspiciously.

"It should be possible." Ye Chen took it easy.

"Fudge, continue to fool." The appraiser watched coldly, his eyes full of contempt.

Ye Chen observed the direction of the wind, then looked at Sun Li's standing posture, and smiled. "Now that the wind is blowing from the southwest, the cooking smoke should float in the opposite direction of the wind, that is to say, the smoke must float in the northeast direction."

This is a very simple truth, and many people understand it.

"Yes." The appraiser smiled sinisterly. "This girl is standing in the northwest, I don't believe it, the smoke will really float towards her! Girl, stand still, he will reveal his secrets immediately!"

"Then we'll wait and see." Without further ado, Ye Chen lit the waste paper in his hand.

Flames burst out and smoke billowed.

The smoke is blown by the wind——

Ok? ? ?

It turned out to be really impartial, drifting towards Sun Li!

This is completely against the principles of nature!

"Impossible! The wind direction is wrong! It is absolutely impossible! This... this... this is something wrong!" The appraiser was dumbfounded, feeling that his three views had been subverted.

Sun Li stood there even more stupidly, the thick smoke covering her head and face, making her unable to open her eyes.

"No! It's a lie! It's all a trick to deceive people!" The next second, Sun Li let out a hideous scream as if she had seen a ghost, and she ran away quickly.

Ye Chen held the burning waste paper steadily, without moving.

Something weird happened!

The white smoke, like tarsal maggots, chased Sun Li after him.

No matter which direction Sun Li ran, the smoke would drift straight towards her without even turning a corner.

"Hehe, feudal superstition?" Ye Chen looked at the foolish appraiser with a sarcasm on his face. "You don't have to believe in some things, but it's better to be in awe, otherwise, one day, you will get into trouble."

"This... this..." The appraiser's face was hot, as if he had been slapped hard.

"Okay, don't run away. Now, you can try it, take off the jade bracelet and put it aside." Ye Chen reminded Sun Li.

Sun Li hurriedly took off the jade bracelet from her wrist, bent down and put it on the ground, and then ran away like a snake.

Strangely, after taking off the jade bracelet, the thick smoke no longer entangled Sun Li, but——

They swarmed towards the jade bracelets on the ground.

Sun Li breathed a sigh of relief.

The crowd watching melon eating suddenly became noisy——

"It's amazing! There is really something wrong with this jade bracelet!"

"Today is considered an uplifting posture,

Later, I also burned the paper to see if there was any bad luck on my body. "

"Learned something, this guy is really awesome!"

"Hey, that beauty is so stupid, she was fucked by her boyfriend."

"It's so pitiful. If you continue to wear that jade bracelet, you'll have bad luck and be killed sooner or later."

"Poor people must have something to hate. Haven't you seen her flaunting her fangs and claws just now? She is showing off all the time! I don't want this kind of ominous thing for free, but she treats it as a treasure and deserves it!"

...

Once a person is embarrassed, he will inevitably be stepped on by others.

Most of the people who eat melons look at Sun Li with gloating eyes.

"Ahem~" Ye Chen threw away the burning waste paper in his hand, stomped it a few times, and looked at the distraught Sun Li jokingly. "What's the matter, now believe what I say?"

After a pause, Ye Chen deliberately fanned the flames. "Your boyfriend gave you this jade bracelet. There are two possibilities. First, he doesn't know the taboo. He accidentally picked up a broken jade bracelet that was thrown away by someone on the side of the road and took it away. Tinkering, and then lying to you that he bought it. Hey~~ Speaking of which, your status in his mind is really a bit cheap. But this is okay, the second possibility is that he knows This bracelet can’t be worn, but I’m still giving it to you—tsk tsk, it’s terrifying to think about it!”

Sun Li was already a bit paranoid about being persecuted. After hearing Ye Chen's nonsense for a while, she firmly believed that it was the second possibility!

"Zhang Xiang! You son of a bitch! I think you are good to me, you...you! You did such a thing! You want my mother to die? It's not that easy! I want to fight you hard! I want to kill you!" Sun Li Nervously screaming, he rushed over to pick up the jade bracelet on the ground, threw it with all his strength, and smashed it to pieces, and then he was still angry and stomped hard with his feet, just like encountering a father-killing enemy.

"Hey hey~" Seeing Sun Li's distressed appearance, Ye Chen was hooked.

How high you jumped just now, how hard you step on you now!

Cool!

With the system, it's that simple to pretend to be aggressive!

At the same time——

"Ding

Congratulations to the host for completing the task: [Slap the green tea whore in the face and make her embarrassed]

Get the skill book "Hypnosis", which has been automatically stored in the dimensional storage space

Gain Repair Energy 0

The system is repaired 0.7%"

Ye Chen ran to Lin Yuxi's side.

"How about it, am I right? If you want her to be embarrassed, she will definitely be embarrassed." Ye Chen smiled, "Okay, let's go to school. It's best to stay away from her, otherwise you will get dirty. unlucky."

"Yeah." Lin Yuxi nodded again and again, the sun was imprinted on her flawless face, and every strand of her hair was coated with a layer of gold, which was really glamorous.

But at this time, Lin Yuxi looked at Ye Chen with an extraordinarily gentle look, and there was also some undisguised admiration. "Ye Chen, you are really amazing, and you seem to know everything..."

"It's nothing." Ye Chen said modestly.

At this time, a graceful and luxurious silver Bentley Mulsanne was parked on the side of the road not far away.

Roll down the rear window halfway.

In the car, sitting elegantly was a top-notch beauty with excellent appearance and temperament. Her clear and cold eyes looked straight at Ye Chen.

Her skin is like snow, white as suet, wearing a custom-made professional suit, and her facial features are as exquisite as meticulously portrayed. She is breathtakingly beautiful, just like a fairy walking out of a painting.

She witnessed the whole process of Ye Chen slapping Sun Li in the face.

"Xiao Hong, get out of the car immediately and get the boy's contact information." She hastily ordered a calm and capable professional woman beside her.

"Ah?" The professional woman blurted out in astonishment. "Mr. Xia...isn't it? You...you have never asked for anyone's contact information...not to mention, he is still a man..."

"That young man should be a master of metaphysics. This kind of person is rare in society, and you can't find it." In the cold eyes of the beauty "Mr. Xia", there was a ray of excitement and longing. Light, but fleeting, "Don't talk nonsense, go ahead."

The professional woman didn't dare to neglect, she opened the car door, stepped on her high heels, and ran towards Ye Chen in small steps.

"Handsome guy, wait..." the professional woman called out.

"Huh?" Ye Chen froze for a moment, then looked back.

It was the professional woman who was wearing a small black suit, a hip-wrapping skirt, and light makeup.

I have to say that her legs are very long, and she is a natural cannonball!

"You called me?" Ye Chen asked.

"Yes, yes." The professional woman said with a little enthusiasm, her big eyes were full of water. "Little handsome guy, can you leave me a contact information, please."

no?

Ye Chen was a little dumbfounded.

There is a beautiful woman asking me for my contact information?

This is the first time ever! Is the sun coming out from the west?

Could it be that my performance just now was too good?

This young lady wants to fuck me?

But I'm not ready yet!

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